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Joined 08-02-08, id: 1655362, Profile Updated: 12-24-08

About me: I'm 16 years old. Most people would describe me as Alice (from Twilight) . I'm on the petite side, I get over excited really easily, but I'm tranquil when the time calls for it.I love to shop and be with my friends and my loving family. But unlike Alice I don't have a Jasper that I can call my own.If i had to describe myself i would say that I'm a very interesting person. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, i don't know.

Interests: As you can probably tell I am very much in love with the Twilight series. My favorite characters are: Jasper, Edward, Alice, and Emmett. I also love the Harry Potter series, and my absolute favorite character among all of J.K.R's creations is: Ronald Weasley! By far Twilight and Harry Potter are my favorite books but i do love to read , so i have other favorites as well.

Despite being the big nerd that I am, I love to play soccer, hockey, lacrosse, skate,swim, and just do anything else that involves fun. i mentioned earlier that I love to shop, I also love to sketch fashion designs...I absolutely adore fashion. So I guess you could say that I love to draw.

I'm also a huge T.V. and Movie fanatic. Here's a small list of the shows I have to watch to keep my sanity: The Office, Heroes, American Idol, What Not To Wear, Project Runway, 30 Rock, The Soup, Ugly Betty, SNL...and countless others I'm sure you won't want to hear about. If I made a movie list It would be so large you probably won't read it all...and that would make me feel unwanted lol. I also listen to a ton of music, but don't worry I won't make list for that.

...So that's enough about me. All I ask is for you guys to read my stories( if i ever think about writing something) and tell me what you think about them. XOXOX

This really made me laugh really hard :

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@C ... reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE : I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens!

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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Masen Academy by Fighting for Words reviews
Its London, 1899, and three friends Bella, Alice, and Rosalie are attending the exclusive school Masen Academy. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are attending the brother school Cullen Academy. When they meet sparks are certain to fly. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,694 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Effects of Stockholm Syndrome by riddiculusvampire reviews
Isabella is a daughter of a powerful family who is kidnapped by a hired assassin for her money. Her feelings of hate soon turn to love, read and find out what happens in this forbidden love. bella X edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008
My Beloved Window by Muff'Nbutter reviews
When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directly into someone else's! AU, all human BxE all the way... enjoy! Nominated 4 times at The Twilight Awards!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,700 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Love and Music by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1890 London-:-Edward Cullen was the finest pianist in Pierce Academy that was until he met the equally gifted Isabella Swan. In this defiant girl he found a rival, and most unexpected, love. With ghosts haunting them from their past, how can they heal?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,917 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Bella, Edward
I am the Silent Killer by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Isabella Swan is a deadly assassin who doesn't get involved with anything but her job. But what will happen when she is paired with a partner for the first time in three years and her partner is almost as deadly as she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
My Little Princess by E.C. Cullen reviews
Losing her daughter in a crowd, Bella finds her in the arms of Prince Edward. Now, the three of them have to face the paparazzi, the world, and their true feelings for each other. All human, canon pairings, set in present day. ON HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,617 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Love Notes by DreamingLillies reviews
Edward and Bella share a love note one day in class... "Okay, it’s settled then. I’ll take out our teacher, and then we’ll meet in the back of my car." "Yes, that’s our style: a quickie in the back of your car" Sequel is now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Seven Seas by Maggiles reviews
Every year, London's aristocrats hold a grand Masquerade ball, a ball which Bella Swan detests. For you see, the ball is held in rememberence of Edward Cullen, the prince who vanished two hundred years ago. Legend says, he's coming back with a vengence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
You Make Me Retch by Maggiles reviews
Bella Swan is an ex thief. Edward is a prince soon to be king. As Bella runs from arrest, she stumbles across Edward. Soon after that, all hell breaks loose in the Kingdom. Can two people who hate eachother fall in love? BXE REVIEWS EQUAL UPDATES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,473 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Artist's Model by InkBud reviews
AU All Human. Edward Masen is a painter in Paris known for his sensual nude portraits when he stumbles across the beautiful Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Pride and Prejudice by Sarah Snape92 reviews
A combination of two of the most greatest love stories! What would happen if Edward and Bella were in the position of Mr Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008
Scrubs by MyLivingAdonis reviews
Isabella Swan just got a job at Mercy hospital as a doctor. Smart and beautiful, she is ready to take the challenges life throws at her. What happens when she meets the gorgeous Edward Cullen? Both of them weren't looking for love... until now. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
No Riches Can Compare by The Literature Dragon reviews
AH. Little Bella is a maid in Prince Edward's castle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Guard Duties by Blood Fae reviews
I'll protect you," He whispered into my hair, sending shivers down my spine, "I swear." Edward is Bella's personal bodyguard, Bella is getting engaged to his prince, can their love survive warring nations?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Thy Neighbor by Z3BR4 reviews
‘Perhaps there’d be someone who could help her adjust to her new life in Jacksonville without any of her friends from Phoenix.’ Perhaps that someone just happens to be her incredibly attractive neighbor. AU, all human, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,057 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Girl by ilovefreehugs reviews
He passed her every day,wishing to talk to her.Forbidden Love.Prince of the monster world,Edward falling for a human?Classic story of the lion falling in love with the lamb.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/16/2008
Mission Impossible by lay4ever reviews
Secret Agent Bella Swan receives a mission that's almost impossible to complete. Especially when you fall in love with your own target. Even a top agent can't resist those golden tantalizing eyes. Better than it sounds. Please Read/Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
A Way of Life Lost by The Cullen Ninja reviews
Set in Civil War time period with Edward from the North and Bella from upper-class Southern family. What will happen when a division in the United States cause a schism between what they want and what everyone else wants for them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
Professor Swan by Mademoiselle-Carl reviews
Bella was changed, but not by Edward. A mistake, a misunderstood situation, resulted in their separation for 25 long years. What happens when Edward unknowingly enrolls in a college course taught by none other than Professor Bella Swan? BxE. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In Between Black And White by inhuman grace reviews
Jasper and Edward are best friends at the Civil War. They, unfortunately, get changed at the Siege of Vicksburg. Years later, Bella and Alice meet them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,517 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007
Sweeter Than Sugar by Lavender Gaia reviews
Jean and Scott bake a cake together. JOTT fluff.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Dance With Me by Diaz F reviews
Saddie Hawkins Dance is coming up and a particular redhead isn't too thrilled about it. Scott & Jean. Please read & review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
First Kiss by Lavender Gaia reviews
Every first kiss means something a little different... JOTT fluff. Oneshot
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete