Author has written 9 stories for South Park, Naruto, Glee, and Harry Potter.
Where i live: Australia
Hair color: Dark Brown/ Black
Eye color: Blue (or Grey deepens on what time it is and the weather)
Sexual Orientation: Asexual
Name:Lilyth or Lily
If YoU WaNnA TaLk To Me YoU CaN EmAiL Me Or MeSsAgE Me On : Lilyth_Handley@hotmail.com
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool, then copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) then copy this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absoluetly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe the pink fluffy bunnies of doom are really out to get you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Just b/c we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing. Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? B/c they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this to your profile.
If your completly in love with one of your best friends, copy this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile..
If you have guy friends that make everything they say sound wrong, copy this to your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you and/or your best friend are insane, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this to your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or you have an insane friend, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone who needs to get ran over over by a bus,copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fell off a spinning chair, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Me and my best friend in a nut shell
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!
Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!
I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!
Friends hug you good-bye. Best friends rape you in the hallway.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.
A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."
Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."
Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me.
Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and mess around yet they still don't care about being seen in public with you because they're idiots too.
Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families
A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head
Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officiaclly be your father
A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk
A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date
A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hidious you appear
A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger
A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love
A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it
A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotecively ready to kill the poor guy for it
My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death!
You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard.
Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy
Try not to cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I strated to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Pairings I Like (The ones in bold are my favs):
Spirtshipping- Judia/Johan (Jaden/Jesse)
Blizzardshipping- Fubuki/Ryo (Atticus/Zane)
Angelshipping- Manjyome/Shou (Chazz/Sirus)
Buttman (Cutters)- Butters/Cartman
There's more but i forget 'em
if a pairing isn't up there i either don't like them or haven't considered it.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
wow u must have alot of patience to read this whole profile.
my stories will be updated soon. I'm Sorry it is taking so long, i'm a busy person. (bullshit, im just procrastonating =D)
Love You All