Ask me any three questions and i will answer all truthfully. Put this in your profile and you'll be surprised at what people are capable of asking. =)
Soooooooo... my pen name describes me very well,which you will see if you take the time to read any of the things below. (please do, they be funny (o: ) Well, I am obsessed with many things, mostly books. I am a Jersey bitch, through and through, and if my sarcasm bothers you? Get the fuck over it. Kay? Good.
MTLC's list of the hottest book guys (not expressly in order) ((in progress))
1) Jace Wayland/Herondale/Morgenstern/Lightwood- Mortal instraments
2) Nick Colt-Need
3) James Stark-House of Night
4) Derek Souza-Darkest Powers
5) Mr. Darcy-Pride and Prejudiced and Zombies
6) Draco Malfoy-Harry Patter
7) Jasper Whitlock-Twilight
10) Seph McCauley-Wizard Heir
11) Jason Haley-Dragon Heir
12) Owen Armstrong-Just Listen
13) Patch- Hush, Hush
Random c/p found on various other bios (and some of my own genius =D)
Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, put this in your pro.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by...
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
The Police never think it’s as funny as you do
I have standards. They may be low, but I have them.
Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
You're unique, just like everyone else...
Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?)
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? \
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
A day without light is, well, night
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.
98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this into your signature.
If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( ...? )
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you want a nose ring, but afraid it will hurt to sneeze, copy and past this into your profile.
If you want a tatoo, but must be out of your house before you can get one, copy and past this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever tried to put on sunglasses/glasses and poked yourself in the eye, copy paste this onto your profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile
If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!
If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd when people gawk at them, copy and paste this into your profile
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.
If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If your teachers say you're too smart for your own good, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.
If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them.
If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you.
If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.
If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!
1 in 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends. If they look fine, it's you.
If the sky's the limit, what is space?
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3!
Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
If quitters never win and winners never quit, where the hell did 'quit while you're ahead' come from?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?
Percussive Maintenance: the art of whacking the crap out something to get it working again.
Who was the first person to see a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly thingies and see what comes out"?
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
If you have ever slipped on nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you ever said 'DESTROY US ALL!' over 20 times copy this into your profile!
If you ever popped the head of a doll off copy this into your profile!
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile!
If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with swords, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Jasper-Whitlocks-lil' whore, MoreThenLikelyCrazy
The Perfect Boyfriend
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold...
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
Outcasts, they tend to call us
The Weird Ones
But we like to think of ourselves as the
With our permanent marker doodles
on our converse
Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and
poems written in the snow
Novels read beneath the covers 'til
dawn by light of a flashlight
batteries nearly dead we've used them
And dancing in the rain
And singing to the stars
At the top of our lungs with the car
windows open and the night rushing
Or on the top floor of a beach house
with the sea streched out before us
"Go home, you lose, good day, sir"
Turn around and say goodbye
Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to
Glasses and braces and beautiful eyes
Sad behind the smiles
And sitting in the corner to escape the
But we live in funny looks because they
remind us that we are special
Man we are special
We aren't the Outcasts, for we know
how to live
For we know how to be ourselves, what
on a rainy Sunday afternoon
To all of those who truley know me,
and yet love me anyway
I love you all
Copy and Paste this i your profile if you believe everyword is true. Add your name if you believe, Akatsuki Girls942,AnimeWuver, Haniel Hatake, Jasper1006, Jasper-Whitlocks-lil'-Whore, MoreThenLikelyCrazy
>One fine day in the middle of the night,
>Two dead boys got up to fight,
>Back to back they faced each other,
>Drew their swords and shot each other,
>One was blind and the other couldn't, see
>So they chose a dummy for a referee.
>A blind man went to see fair play,
>A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
>A paralysed donkey passing by,
>Kicked the blind man in the eye,
>Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
>Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
>A deaf policeman heard the noise,
>And came to arrest the two dead boys,
>If you don't believe this story’s true,
>Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your own name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.
Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor’s cute, screw the fruit!
If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. (You never know...)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, softball-chica, MoreThenLikelyCrazy
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to it's chessey music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333,MoreThenLikelyCrazy
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...)MoreThenLikelyCrazy(Guess the 10 years of ballett training didn't help me much...)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
Random Happy Quotes:
"One by one the penguins steal my sanity." -unknown
"May the evil hamsters of doom rain coconuts down on your pitiful city!" -unknown
"You're acting weirdly and holding a knife. Is this the point where I should be running away?" my daddy, to me
"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver." -random sticker from Hot Topic
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -random awesome bumper sticker that is now framed in my room
1. Find a globe. Okay. Spin it. Okay. What does it say?"I eat fish"(!?)
2. Find a book. Okay. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? "could"
3 Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. ...what’s the question?
5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Good eats
6. Type your name with your elbow. medaghnazn vber.lgtfn Nope, couldn’t do it.
7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A picture of flowers.
8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Can't pick?
9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? Nothing...
10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? au.odint
1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
I don't understand the question.
2. What is your favorite possession?
iPod, all my books, my stuffed animals
3. Do you own a gun?
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Why would I?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
That one from the end of rudolf...simply having a wonderful christmas time?
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
9. Can you do a push up?
I can push really well, it’s the up that’s so elusive
10. Is your bathroom clean?
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My Pentacle necklace.
12. Do you take painkillers?
Are you trying to insinuate something?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I have a secret weapon?
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Nope. It's ADOLS. Attention Deficit OH! LOOK! Shiny...
15. What's your name?
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
I should be doing homework
My dad is weird
I think I left my chocolote syrup at my friends house
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
19. Current worry?
20. Current hate?
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
23. Where would you like to go?
24. Do you own slippers?
25. What shirt are you wearing?
26. Favorite color(s)?
27. Are you gay?
28. Do you sing in the shower?
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
I braked to hared doing a fishtail on my bike. Not pretty...
32. Who is your loudest friend?
33. Who is your most silent friend?
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
36. What is your favorite candy?
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
Let me find a husband, then ill tell ya
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?