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Ask me any three questions and i will answer all truthfully. Put this in your profile and you'll be surprised at what people are capable of asking. =)

Soooooooo... my pen name describes me very well,which you will see if you take the time to read any of the things below. (please do, they be funny (o: ) Well, I am obsessed with many things, mostly books. I am a Jersey bitch, through and through, and if my sarcasm bothers you? Get the fuck over it. Kay? Good.

MTLC's list of the hottest book guys (not expressly in order) ((in progress))

1) Jace Wayland/Herondale/Morgenstern/Lightwood- Mortal instraments

2) Nick Colt-Need

3) James Stark-House of Night

4) Derek Souza-Darkest Powers

5) Mr. Darcy-Pride and Prejudiced and Zombies

6) Draco Malfoy-Harry Patter

7) Jasper Whitlock-Twilight

8) David-Uglies

9) Zane-Pretties

10) Seph McCauley-Wizard Heir

11) Jason Haley-Dragon Heir

12) Owen Armstrong-Just Listen

13) Patch- Hush, Hush

Utter Randomnes:

Random c/p found on various other bios (and some of my own genius =D)

Love is as much of an object as an obsession, everybody wants it, everybody seeks it, but few ever achieve it, those who do will cherish it, be lost in it, and among all, never... never forget it.

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you. When I met you I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, put this in your pro.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark

I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by...

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!

Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

The Police never think it’s as funny as you do

I have standards. They may be low, but I have them.

Join the Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

You're unique, just like everyone else...

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO(does anyone get it...?)

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? \

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

A day without light is, well, night

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

98 of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2 that can't, copy and paste this into your signature.

If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( ...? )

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you want a nose ring, but afraid it will hurt to sneeze, copy and past this into your profile.

If you want a tatoo, but must be out of your house before you can get one, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever tried to put on sunglasses/glasses and poked yourself in the eye, copy paste this onto your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is, put this in your profile

If you're one of those people who will nod and mumble 'yeahs' when someone is talking to you about something you have no clue about, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have over 300 novels in your room and think its odd when people gawk at them, copy and paste this into your profile

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your teachers say you're too smart for your own good, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them.

If whenever a new student comes to your school, you, instead of trying to be his/her friend, try to convince him/her that you are insane, copy and paste this in your profile. Put it in bold if you count the days it takes you.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

1 in 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends. If they look fine, it's you.

If the sky's the limit, what is space?

If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3!

Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

If quitters never win and winners never quit, where the hell did 'quit while you're ahead' come from?

How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?

Percussive Maintenance: the art of whacking the crap out something to get it working again.

Who was the first person to see a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly thingies and see what comes out"?

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you have ever slipped on nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!!

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you ever said 'DESTROY US ALL!' over 20 times copy this into your profile!

If you ever popped the head of a doll off copy this into your profile!

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignores you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words than with swords, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Jasper-Whitlocks-lil' whore, MoreThenLikelyCrazy

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

The Perfect Boyfriend

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you are against stereotypes, copy and paste what is below, and what you are put in bold...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with a GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Outcasts, they tend to call us

The Weird Ones

The Freaks

But we like to think of ourselves as the

Special Ones

With our permanent marker doodles

on our converse

Ripped jeans and Elmo hearts and

poems written in the snow

Novels read beneath the covers 'til

dawn by light of a flashlight

batteries nearly dead we've used them

so much

And dancing in the rain

And singing to the stars

At the top of our lungs with the car

windows open and the night rushing


Or on the top floor of a beach house

with the sea streched out before us

"Go home, you lose, good day, sir"

Turn around and say goodbye

Gum-wrapper braclets and crying to

the moon

Glasses and braces and beautiful eyes

Sad behind the smiles

And sitting in the corner to escape the

staring eyes

But we live in funny looks because they

remind us that we are special

Man we are special

We aren't the Outcasts, for we know

how to live

For we know how to be ourselves, what

to do

on a rainy Sunday afternoon

To all of those who truley know me,

and yet love me anyway

I love you all

Copy and Paste this i your profile if you believe everyword is true. Add your name if you believe, Akatsuki Girls942,AnimeWuver, Haniel Hatake, Jasper1006, Jasper-Whitlocks-lil'-Whore, MoreThenLikelyCrazy

>One fine day in the middle of the night,

>Two dead boys got up to fight,

>Back to back they faced each other,

>Drew their swords and shot each other,

>One was blind and the other couldn't, see

>So they chose a dummy for a referee.

>A blind man went to see fair play,

>A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

>A paralysed donkey passing by,

>Kicked the blind man in the eye,

>Knocked him through a nine inch wall,

>Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

>A deaf policeman heard the noise,

>And came to arrest the two dead boys,

>If you don't believe this story’s true,

>Ask the blind man he saw it too!

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor’s cute, screw the fruit!

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. I do. (You never know...)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, CloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, softball-chica, MoreThenLikelyCrazy

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to it's chessey music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's ok. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333,MoreThenLikelyCrazy

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...)MoreThenLikelyCrazy(Guess the 10 years of ballett training didn't help me much...)

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Random Happy Quotes:

"One by one the penguins steal my sanity." -unknown

"May the evil hamsters of doom rain coconuts down on your pitiful city!" -unknown

"You're acting weirdly and holding a knife. Is this the point where I should be running away?" my daddy, to me

"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver." -random sticker from Hot Topic

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -random awesome bumper sticker that is now framed in my room

1. Find a globe. Okay. Spin it. Okay. What does it say?"I eat fish"(!?)

2. Find a book. Okay. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? "could"

3 Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. ...what’s the question?

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? Good eats

6. Type your name with your elbow. medaghnazn vber.lgtfn Nope, couldn’t do it.

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A picture of flowers.

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Can't pick?

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? Nothing...

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? au.odint

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

I don't understand the question.

2. What is your favorite possession?

iPod, all my books, my stuffed animals

3. Do you own a gun?


4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?


5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Why would I?

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

That one from the end of rudolf...simply having a wonderful christmas time?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Chocolate Milk

9. Can you do a push up?

I can push really well, it’s the up that’s so elusive

10. Is your bathroom clean?


11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My Pentacle necklace.

12. Do you take painkillers?

Are you trying to insinuate something?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I have a secret weapon?

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

Nope. It's ADOLS. Attention Deficit OH! LOOK! Shiny...

15. What's your name?

Princess Sarcastic

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

I should be doing homework

My dad is weird

I think I left my chocolote syrup at my friends house

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
uh.. gum, lunch, and more gum

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
sprite, chocolate milk and fruit juice.

19. Current worry?

20. Current hate?


21. Favorite place(s) to be?
Sat at my computer, when its working properly, that is, and West Virginia

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
a party down the block

23. Where would you like to go?
West Virginia

24. Do you own slippers?

25. What shirt are you wearing?
A grey one that says 'I may be cute but i still bite'

26. Favorite color(s)?

27. Are you gay?

28. Do you sing in the shower?
Maybe. What's it to you anyway?

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My socks. being sarcastic. like I can remember!

30. Best bed sheets as a child?
ya mean blanket? My Nerdlucks one but I don’t think anyone has a favorite sheet.

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

I braked to hared doing a fishtail on my bike. Not pretty...

32. Who is your loudest friend?

33. Who is your most silent friend?
Shannon...when shes around other people, that is

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
I highly doubt it

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

36. What is your favorite candy?
Take 5's or peanut M&M's

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

Let me find a husband, then ill tell ya

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
Something loud and very un-funeraly, like Jamie All Over or Flathead

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Listening to my iPod, reading 'City of Glass'

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Who can remember what they did when they first wake up?

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Amends, or Truth and Reconciliation by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 341,061 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Neville L.
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
When Blaine Met Kurt by estrafalaria103 reviews
The first time they meet, they hate each other. The second time they meet, they barely remember each other. The third time they meet, they become friends. And the fourth time they meet, they fall in love.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Tiny Little Fractures by Kata Malfoy reviews
Sebastian is in over his head and even Kurt, who still basically hates the guy, feels compelled to try and help him. Unfortunately, Kurt isn't equipped to deal with drinking, drugs and a Sebastian who seems too damaged to repair.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,610 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Reflection of Human Perception by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
How the country conflicts with the person reflected inside. One Shots. Implied rape, self abuse, drug usage... and other things which appear in history. Chapter Twenty Seven: Marcus knew he was free the moment Rome was trapped.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ancient Rome
A Glass of Chardonnay and a Bottle of Rum by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
One hundred moments of two people who should never have fallen in love. But who are they to argue with history? They do, of course, and who would try and stop them? 084.Make-Up – It was what they did to survive, never new.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 84 - Words: 36,767 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - France, England/Britain
Another such victory and I am undone by kalyzio reviews
Complete! A mock trial pits Mike and Louis against Harvey. With Mike vulnerable on the stand, how far is Harvey willing to go for a win? Non-slash.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Five Times Mike Ross Was a Terrible Vampire by TheLadyPendragon reviews
Five Times Mike Ross Was a Terrible Vampire and One Time He Wasn't. Mike may be a puppy, but he's Harvey's puppy and he has fangs. Harvey/Mike. Semi-AU.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
Thursdays and I have a history by audi katia reviews
The first time Kurt kisses Blaine, it's a Thursday.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All Words Converge to Where You Are by ClampLover reviews
Five views on Mike Ross, where he's a mistake, friend, hopeless, growing, and Harvey's weakness, hints of Mike/Harvey if taken that way. Spoilers for entire series.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Mike R., Harvey S. - Complete
If the Earth Mixes with the Sea by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
It's winter at Hogwarts, Kurt is angry, Brittany is Brittany, and Blaine is just...confused. Harry Potter/Glee crossover, part of the "House Unity" verse. Smut, drinking, homophobia. And fluff. Lots of it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Awkward Summer of Brotherly Love by particularly good finder reviews
Five times people think Kurt and Finn have gotten way too close over the summer, and one time Finn and Kurt realize that people are talking.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Finn H., Kurt H. - Complete
Reasons by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine got a text: "As you seem to believe I don't know my own mind without some kind of meditation, I am now going to spend the next twenty four hours spamming your inbox with some of the reasons why I want this to work. Starting now."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Not While I'm Around by adi-rotynd reviews
Kurt, having been tossed in dumpsters every day for years, suffers from claustrophobia. This is especially unfortunate for everyone involved when he gets stuck in an elevator with Finn and Puck. For a prompt.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ten Times by DivineProjectZero reviews
Ten moments, ten occasions, ten stories. Of love. Of loss. Of laughter. Of what could have been. Ten sentences for one theme, every chapter. Various pairings. #17: What happened after all. There is no going back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,112 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire
December Tragedies by Trans-Siberian Railway reviews
AU Two-shot: Long after Alfred fell asleep, Ivan's huge hands wrapped around his own, Ivan wished he had said no, but sunflowers find ways to baffle you. Russia/America slash. Human-names used. Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,754 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Me, Myself and I and You by miikka-xx reviews
Prussia sins three times before he finally gets it. PrussiaHungary. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
Loving to Hurt You by Caty-Cross reviews
Jealousy, possessiveness, anger, vengeance . . . We Hurt to Love, We Love to Hurt. You will be mine, and mine alone. Contains boy x boy and abuse, you have been warned.
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Just a Park Bench by OrangePlum reviews
It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.
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Kiss It Better by licorice factory reviews
When America is hurt, England will always be there to kiss it better. UK/US
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Favorites by IlluminatedShadow reviews
They haven't always gotten along. They don't always have the best relationship. They frustrate each other. They fight. They hate. But there's still room for love. Too bad neither of them dares pursue it. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - America, Canada
Curls by IronicNarwhal reviews
As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/24/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Boundless by Salmagundi reviews
It surprises Canada that there are still things he doesn't know about America. America/Canada/America fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Promise in Silence by GhostoftheMotif reviews
Helplessness can inspire the promises a person is most desperate to keep. Somewhere, Prussia is dying. Austria tries to comfort Hungary while coming to terms with his own emotions. Implied Prussia/Austria/Hungary
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The Liars Hour by GhostoftheMotif reviews
France tells the truth for once, but his past deceptions sabotage him. In order to prove his sincerity, he has to walk away. France/England main. Prior France/Prussia and some America/England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Sweet Enemy by IlluminatedShadow reviews
They don't have the best relationship. But neither of them is complaining. FrUk
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit by Peridot Tears reviews
Elizaveta Héderváry has but one duty as a spy: seduce Hauptscharführer Gilbert Beilschmidt; and she would rather jump off a cliff, which both of them would be more than fine with. Unfortunately, Roderich would be more displeased with that than adultery.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,711 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Born Normal by ghibli22 reviews
Everyone knows that Lovino Vargas is not a normal student. He's violent and a loner-avoid at all costs. So what on earth is Antonio thinking by volunteering to tutor the boy? High School AU. Spamano, Hints at a few others but nothing major.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Through My Fault by CrimsonDreamer13 reviews
Because it's always been known that the forbidden things taste best, and tasting the best always got you addicted. Lovino understood that; maybe a bit too much. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
Gravity by ghibli22 reviews
After walking in on Antonio with his brother, Lovino locks himself in his house. Guilt weighing heavily on his conscious Antonio leaves Feliciano in hopes of making things better. Somehow. Based off of a number of quotes from Northern Exposure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Rentboy by Chalupakabra reviews
Alfred encounters a random hobby of England's, as well as a strange new word. He should never have asked Francis about it. Twoshot, Crackfic, USUK!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Complications by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano AU: When you're a surgical intern, there are certain rules you need to follow. "Don't sleep with your attending" is one of those rules. Unfortunately, Lovino Vargas has already broken that one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
50 of Them by FroggyFran reviews
Growing up doesn't really mean anything. England x America -World x America- MPREG Yaoi Violence Oneshot -For I Am The Queen-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
All That Remains by adesso reviews
1940, after the Spanish Civil War: Romano wants to feel needed; Spain wants to feel whole.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Our Thing by Impervious Marr reviews
From the look on Romano's face, the briefcase he held, and the papers in his hands - Veneziano Italy could already guess what his brother wanted to say. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Impervious Marr reviews
America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
The World, Piece by Piece by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Drabbles. Sixty Four different scenarios of the past that might have been and the future which is still uncertain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 21,496 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Under the Rose by Silver Miracles reviews
Complete! Jinx, looking for an honest life, enrolls at JCU under a false name. But Kid Flash is undercover there as Wally West and is determined to find her. Not to mention Rouge and the Hive Five. Freshman year is hard enough as it is...a Flinx.
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,125 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete