Tash the Traumatized Teapot
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Joined 08-03-08, id: 1655902, Profile Updated: 09-02-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hellooooooo people!!

My name is Natasha. Hence the name Tash. I used to be the Tantalizing Teapot, but due recent circumstances I am now the Traumatized Teapot.

I'm a little teapot short and stout

Ever heard that song? I love that song!

A little info about me: I'm 25. I'm getting old.. Soon I'll have grey hair and a walking stick! "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me." I love that poem. I have it on my wall, and I view it as my rule.

I also collect dust bunnies. My favourite is named Bob. He lives under my sofa, and he's a major critic. Sarcastic little thing that he is.. I train them, by the way. So beware! Mwhahahahaha!! Watch out for my army of evil dust bunnies of DOOM! Aw, crap. I just spoiled the surprise. Now I'll have to find a new way to take over the world.. *sulks*

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Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Don't Blink by rosewarren reviews
An AU story. What if Rose stayed with the Doctor through Doomsday? What will they do stuck in 1969 without the TARDIS? A reworking of Blink, from season three.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 153,103 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 4/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Fullmetal Witness by FrozenAlchemist reviews
When Truth calls upon the Fullmetal Alchemist in need of assistance, Edward Elric is not happy. Forced into the gates Edward is put into Washington DC to deal with Truth's 'dirty work.'
Crossover - NCIS & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Ziva D., Tim M., Tony D., Edward E.
Lost by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
Voldemort rises again during the BWL's first year. The Order and MOM can't seem to do anything to stop the Death Eaters. So, the Queen writes to her Guard Dog, knowing he will end her woes; one Ciel Phantomhive. As the young Earl takes command of the war effort, the Order learns that Ciel is, in actuality, someone they thought dead, Harry Potter. Warnings inside
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Albus D., Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Intertwined by BloodyWar2411 reviews
Edward Elric had one of the rarest Cores in the world, but no one could know that. Roy Mustang had one of the only Cores in the world that Ed could bond with, but he was a bastard with a god-complex. Now, because of said bastard and the military's insistence that the academy was important, they had to live together for two months. Ed had survived worse though... right?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,219 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Edward E., Roy M.]
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7494 - Favs: 3,629 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,935 - Reviews: 2072 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Anima Mundi by underoriginal reviews
Post-Brotherhood/POA Ed decides the best way to learn is by teaching so he gets a job as an alchemy professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Being a teacher is complicated enough without the serial killer on the loose or the dementors surrounding the school and Ed still has a wedding to plan. He really should have stayed in Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Kingsley S., Edward E.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,260 - Follows: 2,600 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14387 - Favs: 9,595 - Follows: 9,267 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Feeling Electric by ProfessorSpork reviews
She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,853 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Artificer by OlorinTheMaiar reviews
Harry Potter, Master of Death and creator of magical artifacts, is drafted to help recover one of his creations, the Tesserract
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,749 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Harry P.
The Art of Subjugation by Leyvaten-Wench reviews
Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,566 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Harry P., Sue S., Santana L., Blaine A.
Bastard Prince by ForgottenEllipses reviews
**UP FOR ADOTPTION** Book II, Outcast's Alley series. Having accepted his place in the Court, Tobias must learn how to fulfill it, as well as handle new revelations about his parentage and heritage as an Unseelie. Original story by RhiannanT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,436 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Third Date of the Unacquainted Kind by MoarCowbell reviews
In which the Doctor makes a trip to London and stumbles upon a dear friend. / She was standing in the frozen aisle of the supermarket when he saw her; halfway between the Petit-Pois and Aunt Betty's Yorkshire Puddings.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
The Housekeeper by enchanted nightingale reviews
Aaron Hotchner has just felt his world crumble and he needs help with Jack. That is when Harry enters the picture. HP/AH. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 94,942 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 3,574 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch
Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews
HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 4,650 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 6,018 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 5,747 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Death Flies a Broken Path by Centrau guardian reviews
It was quite an unusual moment for Harry to find out he was a dragon; just seconds after he'd crashed into the ground to his not-quite demise. But Death has a strange need to listen to its Master in ways no one could predict.SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,075 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P.
Forgotten Past by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
The Doctor starts opening up to Rose. He tells her fondly of his childhood and the girl who had stolen his hearts. How is it that Rose ISN'T jealous? And why is the Doctor so worried about her Dad's old pocket watch? The answers may tear her life apart.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,298 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4840 - Favs: 4,975 - Follows: 4,244 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Dark Legacy by enchanted nightingale reviews
Voldemort and a few of his Death Eaters arrive at Harry’s house a bit after his birthday. As they are about to attack, the Savior of the Wizarding World has a surprise for them, and mostly for a certain blond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,471 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M.
The Founders' Heir by Renatus reviews
Pre HBP. Days before his sixteenth birthday, Harry Potter disappears in a blaze of fire and magic. When he returns, few recognize him for who he is. He's out for Voldemort, as per the Task the Founders' set to him. And he isn't about to fail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 142,276 - Reviews: 3559 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 4,111 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Harry P.
Effigermus by T'Kirr reviews
TenRose. Two species have grown unnaturally apart. The Tenth Doctor and Rose find themselves whisked away into a sensual mystery of greed, love and loyalty that shatters the barriers of their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,149 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Clash of the Titans by Anne Hedonia reviews
Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Wrong Number by Lynse reviews
The Doctor receives a phone call, and it doesn't take him long to realize that it's the wrong number. But now, of course, the Doctor's curiosity is aroused, and he just has to investigate. Initially a one-shot, now continued.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 2,213 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
Universal Constants by BookkeeperThe reviews
The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, D. Morgan - Complete
House's Houses by Intestines reviews
After reading the Deathly Hallows, House decides he needs to keep the magic alive by reviving Hogwarts at Princeton Plainsboro, and Sorting his team.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/22/2011 - G. House - Complete
The Truth of Blood by Rokkis reviews
Harry with his never ending Hero-Complex, can't help but rescue a 2000 year old vampire about to commit suicide in the morning sun in downtown Dallas, Texas. The consequences however are far more reaching then he could ever imagine. SLASH Godric/Harry :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,385 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Godric
White Rabbit by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Sleep by melkyrie reviews
Denmark can't sleep.
Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Rules of the TARDIS by rosexknight reviews
Lists of funny Doctor Who things because I love lists I see I have that it's Doctor 11 and 10, but there's Doctor 9 and companions in there too.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2726 - Favs: 5,761 - Follows: 6,725 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Freaks Aren't Allowed by lastcrazyhorn reviews
After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Realising They Can't Waste Time by Laura x Tennant reviews
Ten and Rose story, set after Age of Steel. Rose feels so guilty. She can't hate the Doctor for losing Mickey, because losing him would be even worse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,422 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dragon Inheritance by Dragon Ruler 06 reviews
Inheritance was usually a time when young witches and wizards get a massive power boost and an enhancement to their abilities on their sweet sixteenth birthday. Of course, Harry Potter wasn’t a normal wizard. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 5,095 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
There are No Police Boxes Anymore! by Lynzi Wine reviews
What would happen if the Tenth doctor met the Eleventh? One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
That's The Man He Is by Laura x Tennant reviews
"I'm not going anywhere," she whispered. "You're the man who's stuck with Rose Tyler for the rest of her life. That is who you are." Rose/Ten bit of angst, mainly romance :D xx
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Of Demons ReWrite Part 1: Childhood by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
CANCELLED. I HAVE LOST MY NOTES AND MY ENTHUSIASM FOR THIS STORY. Harry Potter isn't the Boy-Who-Lived. Nobody is. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Five Times Blaise Zabini Met Dean Winchester by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. When Blaise decided to leave home and travel America, he didn't count on meeting Dean Winchester. HP/Supernatural crossover, DW/BZ slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blaise Z., Dean W. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 3,892 - Follows: 4,380 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Are you supposed to be Marty McFly? by broadwaypants reviews
When the TARDIS appears in Kurt's backyard, he knows he should be freaking out and he should call the police or something. But he's too distracted by the fashion anomaly in front of him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 11th Doctor, Kurt H. - Complete
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7996 - Favs: 14,725 - Follows: 6,348 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 4,962 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Encounters in the Fourth Dimension by Wannabe Darklord reviews
When the Scoobies meet a rather odd pair, they discover that time does not necessarily have to follow a strict progression of cause and effect.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,325 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - 10th Doctor
For Captain & Cardiff by blackhemlock reviews
"At midnight, a nationwide security alert was sent out… Torchwood London, demands all agencies' cooperation in issuing an arrest warrant for Ianto Merric Jones, 24, of Cardiff." Torchwood Three's Archivist has gone rogue. But, he does have a ve
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 45,147 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - 10th Doctor, Ianto J. - Complete
Harebrained Heritage by Maken reviews
ºSlashº -.Harry Potter has always wanted to know about his family; of their history and their legacy. But when he receives an unknown inheritance, he finds, to his dumbfounded delight, that his family was not exactly normal.-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,960 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Harry P., OC
Asmodeus by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry, the last of his kind, escapes from Britain after a long and gruelling battle and heads for America. He is completely unaware of the danger he has just thrown himself into. HPDW Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 418,801 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - [Harry P., Dean W.] Sanguini, Sam W. - Complete
From Out of the Rift by Miles333 reviews
When stopping for refueling at the Rift in Cardiff, the Doctor learns of a possibly lethal being that plans to travel out of the Rift and into the unsuspecting city. He has no choice but to go to Torchwood for help. Things don't exactly go as planned...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,043 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
There's A Hole In Your Logic by jasmine roselee reviews
COMPLETE AU. Slash. Remus Lupin has a new neighbour. Who is it? None other than Sirius Black, of course. Chapters get better as you go along!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,494 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3752 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Like a Concussion by Araceil reviews
For the lols. Slash. After the War Harry ended up hunted by Vamps. Can he ever get a break? Apparently not when he ends up in Forks and dragged kicking and screaming to school for the first time in over a decade.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 461 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Trading Doctors by Terrifica Oneiroi reviews
Doctor James Wilson runs into a funny British Blonde in the hallway outside his office, which propells him into a world of "what?" previously unheard of. Just another day at PPTH.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rose T., J. Wilson - Complete
Reavers by Bad Werewolf reviews
The Doctor ends up on Serenity, because Jack Harkness is up to something. River knows things. Reavers are involved. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Jack H., River - Complete
Trapped In Black by night flame miko reviews
Harry has lived for a very long time, but it seems life is out to get him once again. Now he's trapped on a planet with some hapless tourists and a dangerous convict. And that's not the least of his problems, wait till the suns go out. Harry/Riddick
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,000 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 906 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Potion Master's Snake by Winds of Water reviews
A snake gives Harry an intriguing revelation about her owner. HPSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,671 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 5,992 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Don't Fear The Reaper by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort at a cost. He eventually ends up in America, where, eight years after the defeat, he meets two brothers who fight the supernatural…. He certainly isn’t the one they are set to save either. Harry Potter crossover. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,068 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Harry P., Sam W. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,722 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Crossroads by jade-requiem reviews
Finding out he has an uncle isn't the only discovery Harry makes during his sixth year at Hogwarts. But How can he cope with all the new things he must take in as well as accept that Draco Malfoy of all people, has a duty to him as well? Slash. Dm/Hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 229,723 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Veela genes by Gothical-Fairy reviews
Hiatus Draco is, surprisingly enough a Veela. In an odd twist of events, Harry is his mate. With Voldermort, angry Weasley's and a swarm of fangirls, it's going to be an interesting year slash HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 86,316 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Phone Call by Wild Child 1954 reviews
Justina's point of view when Bones calls to announce Cat has agreed to marry him.
Night Huntress series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Complete
Harbinger by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry is a demon with a mission. His assignment? To locate and retrieve his target before he runs out of time or irreparable damage is done to the mortal plane. HPDM Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,288 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 616 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Resolutions by dracosoftie reviews
Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,052 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The World's Gone Crazy by Allanasha ke kiri reviews
Harry finds himself in a world completely different than his own. One where Albus Dumbledore has snapped, and Voldemort is headmaster. Lily and James are alive, and Harry is thrown for a loop. HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 130,205 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 5,135 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Venom Kisser by VampyricRedemption reviews
Harry has a past with two individuals that no one knows about. He's played the good kid for three years, but now he wants to leave the wizarding world to home study and finish his muggle education. Vampires, Werewolves, the works. Slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,339 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Harry P., OC
A Diamond in the Sky by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Six year old Harry hears a nursery rhyme and makes a wish, causing him to disappear for ten years. When he returns he's a little different from when he left. For one thing he's not exactly human anymore... Slash CWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,910 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - [Harry P., Charlie W.] - Complete
Repercussions by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex Rider wants desperately to be normal. But when his class witnesses something they shouldn't, he has to deal with the consequences as well as prepare for a major storm that's brewing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,344 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Harry VS Edward by Niwasae reviews
-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Complete
Passion Play by Bittersweet Alias reviews
AU: SLASH: Invited to Egypt for the summer before his third year, Harry meets the eldest brother, Bill and everything about his shy and reclusive nature begins to change for the better. Bill/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,223 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Core Pursuit by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
Sequel to Latent. Harry and Co. begin searching for horcruxes. With the looming threat of Voldemort, keeping Harry's powers secret, suspicions of Harry gone Dark, murder attempts at school, and, worst of all, NEWTs coming up, how will Harry and Co. fare?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,761 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears reviews
Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn't do normal HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,794 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Tekoposis Bradus by thesewarmstars reviews
Rinnie wanted humor, adventure, and mystery; Harry with a Slytherin side; snarky, possessive Snape futilely fighting temptation; and Snape on the trail of the student stealing ingredients from his stores who he knows is after Harry. HPSS slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paths Taken by Laurenke1 reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort Harry Potter once more returns to Hogwarts, only this time as a teacher. Will the Boy Who Lived face up to the many new challenges of new students, old teachers and possibly a new love? SSHP slash and AU warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,066 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
La Isla Bonita by The Creatress reviews
Severus Snape, Lex Luthor, Jack Sparrow and Gregory House are all stuck on a desert island. ... What? That's it. What more do you need? ... Read and laugh and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Severus S.
It's Always the Quiet Ones by JKWhite reviews
Sirius walks in on something he shouldn't. Things get uncomfortable, awkward, and confusing. RemusSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Call to Me by ObsidianWolf97 reviews
A desperate vampire waits for the sweet call of his mate. Finally he can claim what is his, for eternity. Slight AU and OOC, but when is it not with this couple?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Family Trait by Nocturnal Bastard reviews
Harry is alone at Privet Drive, doing practically nothing until Voldemort pops up in his head. Being lonely, and Voldemort insisting in not leaving, they talk... Small SPOILERS for HBP and DH as well as SLASH, HPDM short and HPLV main
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,641 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Snakes and Hellfire by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Last part of the Demons series. Harry's 7th year and then some. SLASH OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,002 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
My Name is Cameron Sage by thesewarmstars reviews
Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,959 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Second Life by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/OMC. Animagus:Harry. Character Death and rebirth. Set post Hogwarts. Harry dies and becomes Wyatt and Chris' Whitelighter. This is the story of the trials of a Whitelighter.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,713 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 3,242 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The WorldSaving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by opalish reviews
Harry's straight, he really is. Unfortunately, no one believes it but him. HarryLunaBlaise crackfic AHOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Of Spells and Bloodlust by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Sequel to Of Sugar. This covers Harry's 5th and 6th years at Hogwarts. SLASH OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 116,738 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete
Worth the Wait by Tempt Me More reviews
Chronicles of Riddick CROSSOVER! SLASH! HET! THREESOME! Time Travel! Creature!Dark!Immortal!Harry COWRITTEN with AbeoUmbra. Does not completely follow the movie. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,583 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Harry P.
Blood Duty by XCII reviews
Many people thought that Ethan Potter was the boy-who-lived, and Harry was just missing. When Ethan proves to be no more than a fraud, Dumbledore is forced to find Harry for the sake of the world. But will Harry agree to become the light hero? summ inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P.
Doing My Duty by Lokifan reviews
Buffy The Vampire Slayer xover. Harry meets a vampire in a pub. Being an Auror, it’s his public duty to keep an eye on the vamp, and keep him under control. Harry/Spike. Warnings: spanking, bondage, orgasm denial, but it's quite a fluffy love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco, Queen of Denial by dracoredeemed reviews
Draco may be slim, elegant and slightly campy, but he is definitely NOT gay. Harry sets out to prove he is wrong. H/D Slash. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,314 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unprofessional Conduct by Lokifan reviews
The Head Auror, Kingsley, hears strange noises coming from the stationery cupboard. Five drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Descending by Luinriel reviews
A Battle Royale fanfic featuring a Megumi/Mizhuo pairing. Written on a request from Vizier Mountain of the battleroyalefilm forum.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Megumi E., Mizuho I. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Kronoskingofthemonkeypeople reviews
HOUSE..DOCTOR WHO CROSSOVER. A patient is stuck by lighting but her only symptom is blindness. House finds it excruciatingly boring but who is this mysterious man in the pinstipe suit?
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Gaydar Lessons by Hekate101 reviews
...Because Hermione can't know everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Right Place, Right Time by Iago96 reviews
Sequel to Same Place, Different Time. What happens when Harry returns to his own time? How will everyone react to their relationship? HPSS SLASH If it offends don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Of Sugar and Sulphur by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Sequel to Of Demons. Harry's 3rd and 4th years at Hogwarts. SLASH OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 114,951 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crimson Addiction by Gomorrha reviews
Having been turned, Harry takes what he wants. And what he wants is Draco. vampire!Harry, warnings: slash, bloodplay
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,309 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ghost Story by NemesisFate reviews
The interns have been cautioned about going near Dr. House, but one more... adventurous one tries anyway. Well. Lucky for him Wilson's around. House/Wilson slash
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5310 - Favs: 9,555 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 7,859 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Eleven men walk into a bar by otherhawk reviews
Just the guys in a bar on a night off, trying to answer the eternal question - how do you come out to your parents?
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Dehctiws by Abby Ebon reviews
AFFnet, Gizmopup Challenge. Slash. Willow's spell goes wrong & Xander Harris pays the price. Harry Potter takes a hit from a spell meant for Draco Malfoy, & lands on a planet with three suns. Riddick finds them both.HP&BtVS&PitchBlack&TCoR.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,760 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Walk by SasuNaruJunkie reviews
Harry just doesn't fit into Draco's perfectly scheduled life, does he? One-shot, HD Slash, Lemon. Happy Valentines Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,172 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Demons and Girls With Too Many Cats by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter is not the Boy Who Lived. Nobody is. SLASH, Demons, and disturbing themes. OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 95,383 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
His Ring by NemesisFate reviews
Severus’ students realize something about him… something horrifying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secret Underground Vampire Bureaucracy by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. In this story are an obsessed Potter, bonds, hormones, conspiracy theories, far too much self help and, of course, a secret underground vampire bureaucracy. None of which is as important as the fact that this is not Draco's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,223 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Proud by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
DMHP When homosexuality was decriminalized in 1993 Vernon practically had a heart attack, but Harry was very happy about it. Even if Draco thinks he’s a bit of a twat for screaming ‘Im gay and proud’ at Platform 9 .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What To Do If You Start Growing Fangs by IsolinaBlack reviews
Ever wondered what to do if discover that you're the main character in a VampireVeelaFaeElfThingie inheritance fic? Then here's the guide for you! [DmHp]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Orchid.Kisses reviews
During a night of house bonding, surprising secrets about Harry and Draco come to light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Long Way From Home by Samayel reviews
AUNonMagic HarryDraco! Harry's first day of college introduces him to his new roommate...the Out!rageous and proud Drake Malfoy! RomanceComedyFluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Safe House by thesewarmstars reviews
Set after just OotP. When both their lives are in greater than usual danger, Harry and Snape must live together in a secret location all summer for their own safety. How will they survive it? Simple—they’ll just have to get to know each other. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 57,108 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Born To Be Wild by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: Getting caught in the rain, Harry is offered a ride from a stranger that turns out to be no stranger at all. So ensues rampant fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 176 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Big Bad by Silver Pard reviews
Once upon a time, the wolf was the winner.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
It’s All Relative on the Hellmouth by dellacouer reviews
Harry Potter finds a new relative in Sunnydale. PostVoldemort, Harry needs a distraction. Hope Uncle Rupert can help a powerful Harry before the power takes control. Complete.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,690 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 720 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 98 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Same Place, Different Time by Iago96 reviews
The usual Harry gets sent back in time to the Marauder's seventh year but with some unique twists of my own. Please R&R. HPSS SLASH Sequel now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,917 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Guarding the Dragon by Copper Vixen reviews
AU, The Red Lions of Hogwarts Mercenaries and Guards are hired to escort Draco Malfoy and his companions from Hogsmeade to Diagon Alley. HPDM slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forever by Iago96 reviews
When Severus Snape arrives at 4 Privet Drive he finds more than he expected and now has to deal with the consequences of his actions. HPSS Vamp fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Riding on a Train with Witnesses by Diana Crescent reviews
I know I said it was a 1shot, but I couldn't stop myself. Harry and Draco enjoy a lover's tryst on the train to hogwarts while Hermione and Ginny spy on them like any good friends would. Kinda fluffy, kinda funny. Has some HGSS, GWBZ, and mentions ADMM. T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,593 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Hour of Darkness by Mu xxx reviews
HPSS Slash. Vampires. Harry is wandering aimlessly in Knockturn alley, seeking to be unrecognised, when he happens upon a gracious stranger in the night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,577 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things will go my way by Jamee43 reviews
Harry and Draco became vampires on the same night. They are not to supriseingly each others mates. Hermione and Ron have gotten together but nobody knows. Bad news, good news, Death Eaters at Hogwarts.... this story has everything!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,249 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boy, interrupted by hamlet-972 reviews
Tattoo, chains, a guitar, piercings. So Harry Potter has changed a bit in the summer. How much will he change when he has to live in a town full of muggles with the one he hates the most? Oh yes, Draco Malfoy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,353 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9649 - Favs: 12,351 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Rockabye by lunakatrina reviews
Reposted and revamped! Major, complete, utter AU, read at your own risk. Six year old Harry meets the artist, Remus Lupin, in the park one day after school, drama and comedy ensues...also, I made a few changes that might be noticeable, but nothing overly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,220 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 246 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Pretty Little Secrets by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Veela!Harry fic with HarryDraco slash. Rating will go up in future chappies. Lily Potter wasn't what everyone thought she was. Becoming an Elemental Veela just might give Harry the power to defeat Voldemort forever and possibly fall in love in the process
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,061 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Eligibility by NemesisFate reviews
Severus must fend off claims on Harry. HPSS slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SoulBound Ball by Grasshopper-chan reviews
SLASH! Dumbledore is at it again. He has found yet another way to cause chaos and mischief within the Hogwarts walls. This time, it involves an ancient mirror, soul mates, ballroom dancing, and Fawkes in human form. Can Harry survive the ordeal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 234 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Fawkes - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 6,890 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 165 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Apparition Curse by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Somehow, someone has put a curse of some kind on the Slytherins and Gryffindors of the Hogwarts Graduating Class of 1997. This results in several near death experiences, and Harry and Draco's six week disappearence. Just where WERE they? Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Night Creatures by Lil-Sphinx reviews
After an attempted suicide, Harry decides it's time to change. What! Sirius is still alive? Draco's not a complete jerk? And what's with the guardian angel? HarryDraco pairing and spoilers from all the books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,320 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Ghost of a Memory by Phoenix Boy reviews
HPSS. After killing Voldemort, Harry leaves the wizarding world for a few years before joining the university under a different name. Now he returns to teach at Hogwarts. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,109 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 6,242 - Follows: 395 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Greater Inheritance by EverWinter reviews
Re-Edit. Over the last summer holidays, Harry discovers his heritage. He's Rich, Powerful, and now a Slytherin. But will people still trust him to vanquish the Dark Lord? HD Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Silver Bells, Snowglobe Hell by weasleys-wizards-wheezes reviews
COMPLETE - Slash - SSHP Snape and Potter get trapped together inside an enchanted snowglobe of Hogwarts during the holiday season. How will they make it out of there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,520 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Web of Lies by Star Polaris reviews
After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,718 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
All This Time, You Were Missing From My Heart by Sandra Solaria Dees reviews
Last chapter is up! Will be SSHP, RLSB, RWHG, DmFnGW. Mentions of MPREG. First chapter, heavy angst. Abuse and rape nondescript. Vernon abuses Harry in his last summer at the Dursley's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 105,604 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Marauders: Year One by Melissitchka reviews
The Marauders first year at Hogwarts- little crushes & a few pranks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,424 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 8/4/2003 - James P., Remus L.
Love and War by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Can a Vampire and a Slayer work together, even if it is to save the world? Probably. But can these two? SSHP Slash RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Bound by miasnape reviews
Repost in new account bits changed and added. HPSS slash, Mpreg, underage sex Harry and Sev are bound in Harry's fifth year. Written preOOTP. Long, but not about to divide it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu reviews
Snape's having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 100 - Published: 11/26/2001 - Harry P., Severus S.
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The Alchemy Teacher reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,761 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 7h - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Blood and Coffee reviews
Harry arrives at Hogwarts late. He has been raised by different people and is not what people have expected, but perhaps he is just what they need? SLASH, creaturefic, some Gryffindor-bashing, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Peeves' Secret Sponsor reviews
ONESHOT! Have you ever wondered where Peeves get the dungbombs and water balloons from? He's a poltergeist, right? So he can't exactly buy them on his own... This is the confessions of his Secret Sponsor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Peeves - Complete
Graduation Marauder Style reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete