Tash the Traumatized Teapot
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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hellooooooo people!!

My name is Natasha. Hence the name Tash. I used to be the Tantalizing Teapot, but due recent circumstances I am now the Traumatized Teapot.

I'm a little teapot short and stout

Ever heard that song? I love that song!

A little info about me: I'm 25. I'm getting old.. Soon I'll have grey hair and a walking stick! "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me." I love that poem. I have it on my wall, and I view it as my rule.

I also collect dust bunnies. My favourite is named Bob. He lives under my sofa, and he's a major critic. Sarcastic little thing that he is.. I train them, by the way. So beware! Mwhahahahaha!! Watch out for my army of evil dust bunnies of DOOM! Aw, crap. I just spoiled the surprise. Now I'll have to find a new way to take over the world.. *sulks*

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You All Have Had Your Dark Adventures by nightgigjo reviews
January 1995: Dean wakes up from a really strange dream, only to find out it might not have been his dream at all. :: Soulmates AU based on this prompt by writemesomewords: "They say a person dreams their soulmate's dreams. All my soulmate seems to have is nightmares." :: Rated T for language, references. ON HIATUS for technical difficulties.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,952 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 11/17/2017 - Published: 11/17/2016 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W.
Fishsticks by Likhoradka reviews
Castiel is a marine biologist that reluctantly joins his brother in a search for a mysterious underwater creature. Destiel, Sabriel. Fluff and misunderstandings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 103,893 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel]
If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 234 - Words: 600,510 - Reviews: 9942 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 9/5/2017 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Priorities by Sam.J.Eller reviews
On occasion, Sam forgets exactly where he falls on his big brother's list of priorities. Luckily, Dean has no problem reminding his kid brother of his invaluable worth. One-Shot. Weechester/Teenchester. Hurt/Upset/Sam and Protective/Caring/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2017 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Real Hunters Have Antipossession Tattoos by QueenBea93 reviews
Very short, slightly crackish AU tag to 12x06, 'Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox'.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Moment Like Forever by Riathe Mai reviews
Summary: Jody isn't quite prepared when Dean arrives at her doorstep with a small child in his arms asking for her help. Neither is she prepared to learn the child is Sam. Season 9 Divergence. JodyPoV. BabySam, MaternalJody, SmartDean, gratuitous domesticity, unapologetic shmoop, cookies, hotcocoa, and snowangels Warnings for grief (canonical loss of child/spouse). COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,961 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Sam W., Dean W., J. Mills - Complete
100 Cheesy Destiel Love Situations by Crowley'sMooseSquirrel'sAngel reviews
Dean and Cas have finally gotten together and God's not going to let anything happen to His OTP. If He has to devise a series of lovey dovey situations in order to ensure their undying love then that's a sacrifice He'll just have to make. Rated M because some situations are quite NSFW. Updates daily!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 102 - Words: 83,640 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 2/25/2016 - [Dean W., Castiel] Chuck - Complete
Adventures in Armed Robbery by dragonflybeach reviews
Things are Really Bad Ideas: 1) Trying to rob those two guys in the old black car. Outsider POV. Unspecified time frame.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Complete
Connected by Sam.J.Eller reviews
Assumptions and labels can be incredibly incorrect when you don't truly know a person; that is a lesson a teacher learns when she crosses paths with Dean Winchester and his little brother Sammy. One-shot. Weechesters/Teenchesters. Hurt/Asthmatic/Sam and Protective/Big Brother/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Stalkers and Roommates by QueenBea93 reviews
Sam's roommate at Stanford tries to figure out the enigma that is Sam Winchester. Also, he's pretty certain he's being stalked by a very intimidating man in a leather jacket.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Upstairs Neighbor by Sluie92 reviews
12B practises guitar on his balcony every night. Cas knows all his songs and can't help but sing along. Things get interesting when they cross paths in the laundry room.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2015 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Christmas Spirit by Noxbait reviews
S1. After a hunt involving dueling poltergeists leaves the boys broke and almost out of gas in Arizona on Christmas Eve, they discover their troubles have only just begun. Making matters even worse, Dean's sick and Sam isn't doing much better. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and they just may have to accept help from a few strangers in order to survive this. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 230,146 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/30/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
No Way Out III by KelinciHutan reviews
Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon in Arkansas. Behaving a lot like a serial killer. Enough that it attracts the attention of the BAU. Because more attention from law enforcement is, of course, exactly what Sam wanted in his life.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
The Con Job by im2old4this reviews
While working at a local comic convention, Claire runs into a trio of cosplayers that she has more in common with than she realizes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Claire N.
The Lives They Touch by Jst27 reviews
Sam and Dean were used to not being thanked for their job. They were hunters, it came with the gig. It was a cycle of killing things and moving on, and the people they saved would move on and forget as well. But when they stumble across a certain hotel, they find that this might not be so after all, and that some people just want the chance to say thank you. One-Shot. Outsiders POV
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2015 - OC, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Diversity in Sexuality by IDontKnow1-9 reviews
A sequel to Meet the Novaks. The day of the panel has finally come, and Dean and Castiel sure do make waves in the high school. Claire shouldn't be embarassed... right? Also, one of her friends might know her dads a little more than she thought. Rated T for use of a slur (sorry!)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2015
For What We Are by Hekate1308 reviews
Castiel Novak was one of the best agents the FBI had ever had. His new case, however, was almost too much to handle even for him. With the arrival of Dean Winchester, a demon, he realized that his world wasn't as black and white as he had thought. Destiel. AU. FBI agent!Castiel, demon!Dean Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,944 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Supernatural: Today Your Barista Is by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,527 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Unrecognised Hero by Heavenli24 reviews
Teenage Sam and Dean have to handle a hunt in their father's absence. Outside POV. Summergen2014 challenge fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., OC - Complete
Lamentations of a First Lieutenant Schwartz by JRaylin441 reviews
It was James' first time leading a mission, and he was sure that everything would go perfectly. Two weeks undercover with a fake wife and a fake son. Now if only the kid would stop making James want to strangle him, that would be great. Outsider POV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 3,016 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
If You Can't Beat 'Em by Princess Alyra reviews
Dean and Sam go to another Supernatural convention because of important hunter reasons. Sam discovers the Destiel panel and is enjoying himself just a little too much. Dean mostly wants to commit mass homicide.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W. - Complete
Lunatics by Scullspeare reviews
In the midst of snowstorm, a stranger runs into an injured and hypothermic Sam. His memory is spotty; he knows that a hunt went sideways and that Dean's in trouble-he just doesn't know where he is. Outsider POV, showcasing the brothers' relationship. H/C
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I Wish I Was Your Brother by Scribble2Much reviews
The intensity of the close bond between the Winchester brothers inspires envy, awe, admiration, longing and even suspicion in outsiders. A series of stories told by individuals after unforgettable encounters with Sam and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,353 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Wolverines, Wendigos and Winchesters by SciFiNutTX reviews
SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 480,655 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lessons In Youth by maraudersgirl47 reviews
Castiel: All powerful Angel of the Lord. Soldier of Heaven. Warrior of free will... Itty bitty little body. Those friggin' witches are at it again.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Teach Me Something New by lizzyatedeanspie reviews
Cas Novak never falls for straight guys, but when Dean Winchester walked into his classroom to pick up his niece one fateful afternoon, he realized you should never say never. - Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,073 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Meta Madness by angelswatchingover reviews
Life in the MOL bunker had settled into a routine when Charlie calls with a case - a haunting on the set of the Supernatural movie set. The books are being made into a movie and the boys are not happy about their lives becoming entertainment, especially when they learn of the liberties taken with their story. And to make matters even worse, the Ghostfacers are already on the case!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Ed Z. - Complete
Fellowship of the Nine by emebalia reviews
Sam spends a weekend with some Stanford friends. But he's not the man they used to know anymore. Outsider POV. Season two.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Priorities by clair beaubien reviews
When Sam's hurt, Dean's just not a people person. Tag scene to Sacrifice. Dean takes Sam to the ER. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1564 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Mask of Sanity by reading reviews
Bodies in a small town bring the Criminal Minds team and the Winchester brothers into town, but with different missions. Strangers and Angels 'verse in the SPN fic world.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,070 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
And Beats High Mountain Down by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel. [Teenchesters/season seven]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by BookkeeperThe reviews
Beckett Milton just wants an island and a billion dollars every year for the rest of his life and Lexie Porter to be in love with him. Is that really too much to ask? Boy King AU, outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sam W. - Complete
Wings of a Human by mapal reviews
Dean wakes up with wings for 24 hours, and has to take full advantage of them.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Do Not Meddle by BookkeeperThe reviews
Three times an ordinary citizen bit off more than he could chew. Dean, Sam, Cas, outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Professionals by LolaAnn reviews
The guys visit a pharmacy after Dean gets injured on a hunt. Of course their visit is a memorable one. Outside POV, Genfic, Season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
All Dogs Go To Hell by What You See in the Shadows reviews
While on a routine hunt in White Mountains National Forest, Dean and Sam encounter a pack of rogue hellhounds that are butchering tourists that venture too deep off the beaten paths. Now the Winchesters must keep themselves, along with a group of campers, alive all while Dean battles his inner fears over the creatures that they must hunt down. Set early season four.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,856 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Lost Souls by Rinienne reviews
Legends tell that the lost souls wonder in Purgatory till the moment they learn their lesson. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Ordinary People by Alex L. Kerr reviews
Teenchesters! Outsider POV & OC: Jesse really appreciates Sam as he's welcomed into their group, but slowly realizes the truth behind his family as reality sets in...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,401 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Think Of The Children by emebalia reviews
She had Dean Winchester in cuffs and she let him just walk out of the Sheriff's department. With a kidnapped kid in his arms. Outsider POV, not part of the Victor 'verse. Rated for language just to be sure.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4943 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 4,515 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,132 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Clash of the Titans by Anne Hedonia reviews
Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Universal Constants by BookkeeperThe reviews
The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, D. Morgan - Complete
A Trucker's Nightmare by emebalia reviews
Sometimes the Winchesters ruined somebody's life without even knowing. Sometimes they get the chance to make it right again. Outsider POV. Rated for language just to be sure.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Take a Seat by emebalia reviews
Tied to a chair. That was not the way Special Agent Victor Henriksen had pictured his days off. No slash, rated for language. First in the Victor 'verse *COMPLETE*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - V. Henricksen, Dean W. - Complete
Don't Piss Off the Little Brother by clair beaubien reviews
Set after MBV. Just trying to have a quiet beer, Dean and Sam meet up with an idiot. Up now - Ch2: Sam and Dean meet up with the idiot the next day. Outsider POV
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
White Rabbit by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
MIA by Madebyme reviews
She's always had a soft spot for strays but there's something different about this one, and more than anything she wants him to find whoever he's lost. Outsider POV with hurt boys!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Flames of the Sun by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have to defend his honor because Sam does it for him. A companion piece to "Phases of the Moon."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,874 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Phases of the Moon by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have commitment issues because Sam has them for him. A sequel to "Curvature of the Earth"
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Curvature of the Earth by peroxidepest17 reviews
The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
While You Were In College by staceycj reviews
Dean learned to do some interesting things while Sam was at Stanford.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Agents and Hunters by sg2009 reviews
Crossover with NCIS. People who work in Abby's lab are never what they seem. And Sam is no exception.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,679 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by CaffieneKitty reviews
Something weird happens. A lot. GEN, Wee!Chesters and John crackfic, guest appearance by Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
The Art of Balance by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dedicated to and written for charis-kalos. Dean 21, Sam 16. Sam is given a writing assignment in English class which leads him to make unsettling discoveries about his family. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 1,133 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jigsaw by Ice Queen1 reviews
A slight glimpse into the life of the Winchester Brothers in high school, with insights on the two brothers from their teachers, and one incident that allows them to truly see what it means to be a Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Complete
Descending by Luinriel reviews
A Battle Royale fanfic featuring a Megumi/Mizhuo pairing. Written on a request from Vizier Mountain of the battleroyalefilm forum.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Megumi E., Mizuho I. - Complete
Gaydar Lessons by Hekate101 reviews
...Because Hermione can't know everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,804 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 13,693 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Eleven men walk into a bar by otherhawk reviews
Just the guys in a bar on a night off, trying to answer the eternal question - how do you come out to your parents?
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Four Letter Word for Blockhead by paperbkryter reviews
Sam and Dean are called upon to remove a spirit from the home of an elderly couple. A piece of cake, right? WRONG! Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 218 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 998 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hooey by paperbkryter reviews
Two young hunters of evil get bored and one FBI agent pays the price.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
He's Not A Man Who Misses Much by ParallelVerse reviews
Gen oneshot, told from a thirdparty POV. Rated T just because. Dean and Sam in kickass mode. A man walks into a bar and...the title kind of says it all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
That's My Story by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries, Stanford. Sam's dormmates are relieving exam stress by telling their best stories of horrific family antics.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
In Spades by wintereden reviews
John is having a bad day, but Dean’s the one who has to explain to his father exactly why he’d been arrested. PreSeries. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Christmas Mishap by Triskelion reviews
Sam's third year at Stanford, his college buddies start sharing comical Christmas stories from when they were kids. Jess worries that her boy won't have anything to say. As a matter of fact, he does.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Jessica M./Jess, Sam W. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10549 - Favs: 16,866 - Follows: 5,246 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 373 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Strangers and Angels by reading reviews
Worn out, the boys stop at a remote motel to get shelter from a storm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 357 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 6,240 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 344 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 3,363 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2765 - Favs: 6,899 - Follows: 517 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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The Alchemy Teacher reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,424 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 2,062 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Blood and Coffee reviews
Harry arrives at Hogwarts late. He has been raised by different people and is not what people have expected, but perhaps he is just what they need? SLASH, creaturefic, some Gryffindor-bashing, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Peeves' Secret Sponsor reviews
ONESHOT! Have you ever wondered where Peeves get the dungbombs and water balloons from? He's a poltergeist, right? So he can't exactly buy them on his own... This is the confessions of his Secret Sponsor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Peeves - Complete
Graduation Marauder Style reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete