Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
My name is Natasha. Hence the name Tash. I used to be the Tantalizing Teapot, but due recent circumstances I am now the Traumatized Teapot.
I'm a little teapot short and stout
Ever heard that song? I love that song!
A little info about me: I'm 25. I'm getting old.. Soon I'll have grey hair and a walking stick! "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me." I love that poem. I have it on my wall, and I view it as my rule.
I also collect dust bunnies. My favourite is named Bob. He lives under my sofa, and he's a major critic. Sarcastic little thing that he is.. I train them, by the way. So beware! Mwhahahahaha!! Watch out for my army of evil dust bunnies of DOOM! Aw, crap. I just spoiled the surprise. Now I'll have to find a new way to take over the world.. *sulks*