Tash the Traumatized Teapot
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Joined 08-03-08, id: 1655902, Profile Updated: 09-02-14
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hellooooooo people!!

My name is Natasha. Hence the name Tash. I used to be the Tantalizing Teapot, but due recent circumstances I am now the Traumatized Teapot.

I'm a little teapot short and stout

Ever heard that song? I love that song!

A little info about me: I'm 25. I'm getting old.. Soon I'll have grey hair and a walking stick! "When I am an old woman I shall wear purple, With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me." I love that poem. I have it on my wall, and I view it as my rule.

I also collect dust bunnies. My favourite is named Bob. He lives under my sofa, and he's a major critic. Sarcastic little thing that he is.. I train them, by the way. So beware! Mwhahahahaha!! Watch out for my army of evil dust bunnies of DOOM! Aw, crap. I just spoiled the surprise. Now I'll have to find a new way to take over the world.. *sulks*

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If I Knew Then What I Know Now by What You See in the Shadows reviews
Given an opportunity to change his family's destiny, Dean Winchester finds himself back in 1983 as his four year old self, yet with his adult memories still intact. But can he alter the events of that tragic night? And if so, will young Dean, his family, and Castiel be ready to survive all the evil that destiny has in store for them? pre-series AU
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 222 - Words: 569,099 - Reviews: 9415 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 2,212 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Connected by Sam.J.Eller reviews
Assumptions and labels can be incredibly incorrect when you don't truly know a person; that is a lesson a teacher learns when she crosses paths with Dean Winchester and his little brother Sammy. One-shot. Weechesters/Teenchesters. Hurt/Asthmatic/Sam and Protective/Big Brother/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,700 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Stalkers and Roommates by QueenBea93 reviews
Sam's roommate at Stanford tries to figure out the enigma that is Sam Winchester. Also, he's pretty certain he's being stalked by a very intimidating man in a leather jacket.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/23 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Incubus by Crimson1 reviews
The epic tale of the Winchesters teaming up with an incubus who has the hots for Dean, and how he changes their lives forever. Starts after Season 2 finale for an alternate Seasons 3-5. Dean x OMC. Eventual Sam x Sarah Blake.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 111 - Words: 989,044 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
No Way Out III by KelinciHutan reviews
Dean and Sam are on the trail of a demon in Arkansas. Behaving a lot like a serial killer. Enough that it attracts the attention of the BAU. Because more attention from law enforcement is, of course, exactly what Sam wanted in his life.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/22/2015 - Complete
Accidental First Date by Powerfulweak reviews
Dean's date cancels on him at the last minute. Luckily, the stranger in the waiting area is willing to share a table with him.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,714 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 3/12/2015 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Balthazar - Complete
For What We Are by Hekate1308 reviews
Castiel Novak was one of the best agents the FBI had ever had. His new case, however, was almost too much to handle even for him. With the arrival of Dean Winchester, a demon, he realized that his world wasn't as black and white as he had thought. Destiel. AU. FBI agent!Castiel, demon!Dean Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,944 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Supernatural: Today Your Barista Is by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,527 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
The Unrecognised Hero by Heavenli24 reviews
Teenage Sam and Dean have to handle a hunt in their father's absence. Outside POV. Summergen2014 challenge fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Dean W., Sam W., OC - Complete
Lamentations of a First Lieutenant Schwartz by JRaylin441 reviews
It was James' first time leading a mission, and he was sure that everything would go perfectly. Two weeks undercover with a fake wife and a fake son. Now if only the kid would stop making James want to strangle him, that would be great. Outsider POV
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
More Than Just A Murder by AkitaFallow reviews
As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/
Crossover - CSI & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,940 - Reviews: 2087 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gil G., Edward E. - Complete
Anima Mundi by underoriginal reviews
Post-Brotherhood/POA Ed decides the best way to learn is by teaching so he gets a job as an alchemy professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Being a teacher is complicated enough without the serial killer on the loose or the dementors surrounding the school and Ed still has a wedding to plan. He really should have stayed in Amestris.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,017 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Kingsley S., Edward E.
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,710 - Follows: 3,082 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Let It Be Me by Queen-Annabeth-Winchester reviews
Castiel is a student and Dean is a teacher. When Castiel is forced to take elective classes, he finds himself in Dean's auto shop class and is taken aback by his sudden attraction to his teacher. Destiel - Rated M (smut, language)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,333 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
Wolverines, Wendigos and Winchesters by SciFiNutTX reviews
SN pre-series / post X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Dean meets Wolverine during a solo hunt, which leads to friendship and a new job. NO SLASH Ch119 - Complete (I mean it this time!)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 119 - Words: 480,655 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier/Professor X, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Lessons In Youth by maraudersgirl47 reviews
Castiel: All powerful Angel of the Lord. Soldier of Heaven. Warrior of free will... Itty bitty little body. Those friggin' witches are at it again.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,858 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Bobby S. - Complete
Meta Madness by angelswatchingover reviews
Life in the MOL bunker had settled into a routine when Charlie calls with a case - a haunting on the set of the Supernatural movie set. The books are being made into a movie and the boys are not happy about their lives becoming entertainment, especially when they learn of the liberties taken with their story. And to make matters even worse, the Ghostfacers are already on the case!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Ed Z. - Complete
Fellowship of the Nine by emebalia reviews
Sam spends a weekend with some Stanford friends. But he's not the man they used to know anymore. Outsider POV. Season two.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by elfinblue reviews
When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,980 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,503 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Complete
Mask of Sanity by reading reviews
Bodies in a small town bring the Criminal Minds team and the Winchester brothers into town, but with different missions. Strangers and Angels 'verse in the SPN fic world.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,070 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
And Beats High Mountain Down by BookkeeperThe reviews
Sam is concussed and hallucinating; Dean is crippled and drugged to the gills. It is, in short, about the worst possible moment for sudden, unexpected time travel. [Teenchesters/season seven]
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Wings of a Human by mapal reviews
Dean wakes up with wings for 24 hours, and has to take full advantage of them.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
So an Archer and a Hunter Walk Into a Bar by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
It's the beginning of a bad joke or a friendship that could turn into something more. Clint and Dean's paths cross when they're unknowingly tracking down the same person, and they keep in contact and keep each other sane after the op. They joke and they fight and eventually they save the world together.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,178 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Dean W., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Professionals by LolaAnn reviews
The guys visit a pharmacy after Dean gets injured on a hunt. Of course their visit is a memorable one. Outside POV, Genfic, Season 3.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ordinary People by Alex L. Kerr reviews
Teenchesters! Outsider POV & OC: Jesse really appreciates Sam as he's welcomed into their group, but slowly realizes the truth behind his family as reality sets in...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,401 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Think Of The Children by emebalia reviews
She had Dean Winchester in cuffs and she let him just walk out of the Sheriff's department. With a kidnapped kid in his arms. Outsider POV, not part of the Victor 'verse. Rated for language just to be sure.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4880 - Favs: 5,423 - Follows: 4,367 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Start: American Harry Prequel by DarkeStar reviews
Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 393,920 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Harry P.
Clash of the Titans by Anne Hedonia reviews
Four geniuses who all think they're right. Put together in same room. Watch implosion. Total crackfic. PS: The fandoms here are actually Doctor Who/House/The Mentalist/Sherlock, but I couldn't choose more than two.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Universal Constants by BookkeeperThe reviews
The BAU is asked to consult for UNIT, and find themselves working with a man whom even they have difficulty reading. Incredulity, distrust, and an excess of over-enthusiastic geniuses ensue. Teamfic, gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, D. Morgan - Complete
Take a Seat by emebalia reviews
Tied to a chair. That was not the way Special Agent Victor Henriksen had pictured his days off. No slash, rated for language. First in the Victor 'verse *COMPLETE*
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - V. Henricksen, Dean W. - Complete
Nobody Loves A Moron by clair beaubien reviews
Dean interrupts a hold up and is taken hostage. The bad guy doesn't believe him when he says his little brother is going to save him. Now up Ch2: the detective investigating the robbery meets up with Dean & Sam. Outsider POV.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
White Rabbit by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
It has been said that in order for a god to exist, he must be believed in. Harry defeated Voldemort and then disappeared. He became a legend over the years. And then became a God. With a whole world believing in him. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,708 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 6,073 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,570 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Alchimie by sessha-chan reviews
The professor of alchemy in Hogwarts must be imported every year from a little country called Amestris. Edward pulled the short straw this year. He's on a mission and no one will stand in his way, not even exams!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,107 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - N. Tonks, Edward E. - Complete
Red, White & Who by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
The Art of Balance by SciFiNutTX reviews
Dedicated to and written for charis-kalos. Dean 21, Sam 16. Sam is given a writing assignment in English class which leads him to make unsettling discoveries about his family. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,117 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 5,074 - Follows: 856 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Descending by Luinriel reviews
A Battle Royale fanfic featuring a Megumi/Mizhuo pairing. Written on a request from Vizier Mountain of the battleroyalefilm forum.
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Megumi E., Mizuho I. - Complete
Gaydar Lessons by Hekate101 reviews
...Because Hermione can't know everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,502 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5646 - Favs: 11,658 - Follows: 3,657 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Eleven men walk into a bar by otherhawk reviews
Just the guys in a bar on a night off, trying to answer the eternal question - how do you come out to your parents?
Ocean's 11 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 192 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 847 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hooey by paperbkryter reviews
Two young hunters of evil get bored and one FBI agent pays the price.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
That's My Story by Tolakasa reviews
Preseries, Stanford. Sam's dormmates are relieving exam stress by telling their best stories of horrific family antics.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sam W., Jessica M./Jess - Complete
In Spades by wintereden reviews
John is having a bad day, but Dean’s the one who has to explain to his father exactly why he’d been arrested. PreSeries. Oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Christmas Mishap by Triskelion reviews
Sam's third year at Stanford, his college buddies start sharing comical Christmas stories from when they were kids. Jess worries that her boy won't have anything to say. As a matter of fact, he does.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Jessica M./Jess, Sam W. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10103 - Favs: 14,587 - Follows: 4,357 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 307 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Strangers and Angels by reading reviews
Worn out, the boys stop at a remote motel to get shelter from a storm.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,462 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 277 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 5,328 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 274 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2716 - Favs: 6,621 - Follows: 472 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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The Alchemy Teacher reviews
In which Ed goes off to teach alchemy at Hogwarts. Set after FMA Brotherhood. Ed still have his automail arm and alchemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,789 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Alphonse E., Edward E.
Blood and Coffee reviews
Harry arrives at Hogwarts late. He has been raised by different people and is not what people have expected, but perhaps he is just what they need? SLASH, creaturefic, some Gryffindor-bashing, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Peeves' Secret Sponsor reviews
ONESHOT! Have you ever wondered where Peeves get the dungbombs and water balloons from? He's a poltergeist, right? So he can't exactly buy them on his own... This is the confessions of his Secret Sponsor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Peeves - Complete
Graduation Marauder Style reviews
You didn't think the Marauders would graduate without a grand finale, did you? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete