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Hello my minions! My name is Emily.

And sweet jesus, you're actually reading my profile.

And you're going to be very disappointed, because, well, I really don't feel like putting anything up here right now.

Happy reading/writing!

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The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4728 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5106 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete