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Joined 02-04-02, id: 165615, Profile Updated: 08-28-09
Author has written 16 stories for Wrestling, X-overs, Dynasty Warriors, and Pride and Prejudice.

'One day God decided that He would visit the earth. Strolling down the road, God encountered a sobbing man. "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "God, I am blind." So God touched him and the man could see and he was happy.

As God walked farther He met another crying man and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "God, I am crippled." So God touched him and the man could walk and he was happy.

Farther down the road God met yet a third man crying and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"

The man said, "God, I am a writer."

And God sat down and cried with him.'

Gerald Ochs Davis, Sr. Fifty Years in Publishing


I've jumped the bandwagon - I'm on Twitter. Stalk me there at http://twitter.com/azrael13


Bio Updated: 29 August 2009

As per usual, my bad habit is kicking in and I'm starting more stories than I'm finishing. The latest in the line - 'Rent-A-Gun', my first attempt at a fic starring protagonists from TNA. Ooh, look at me branching out. Progress on that story is going fine, which is a pleasant surprise.

I'd like to read and review more, but honestly, must the focal point of every story in the Wrestling section be a romance? What happened to the straight up humor fics? What's wrong with crazy sht just for the fun of it? Tell me, what's wrong with that??

Uh, end semi-rant.

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I Rather Think the Gun Helps by Xela Xe reviews
"Now let me get this straight," Mal said, staring at the humming object suspiciously. "We're going to steal the Lassiter...before the Lassiter became the Lassiter." Because nothing could go wrong if the crew of Serenity started dabbling in time travel.
Crossover - Firefly & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
The Hilarious Misadventures of Legacy by Mattitude reviews
Completely random and silly slices of life starring the boys of Legacy. Featuring Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Teddy DiBiase Jr., and others! Rated T for mild-language. R&R please!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr.
Everything That Counts by Samish reviews
Kurt Hummel has plenty of great friends, but after he is attacked, he finds the most comfort in the arms of someone unexpected. Post Mash-Up. Rape, eventual Puck/Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
Don't Drink The SkeleGro by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus wind up at Hogwarts? A response to the "100 Themes" and "Shawn Spencer and the Harry Potter Crossover" challenges. Any major spoilers will be from the Potterverse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Shawn S. - Complete
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN by FreakTard reviews
In which Our Hero does battle with a cannibal, a nemesis from his past, his Mother-in-Law, assorted relations both living and deceased, and various members of the animal kingdom.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Working Stiff by Daniel Lakeside reviews
Original story with character's from the WWE. Color it AU, 'cause so many changes have taken place since I started this story... Main character is my own creation, as are some others. Apologies to anyone who knows the real people. R&R please & thx!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 9/25/2003
Who Be The Peeper? by BreakingFable reviews
There's a peeping tom on the loose in the WWE! Follow the clues, and be the first to guess who it is! Collaboration with Onions.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009
Why Heartbreakers Really Shouldn't go to WalMart by shinigami sakura2000 reviews
After DX's commercial when Shawn snapped because of the elimination playset, Shawn asks Hunter to do him a favor and the game is very reluctant to do so. Through many twists and turns this does explain why Hunter, because of Shawn, got banned from Wal-Mar
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Shawn Michaels
The Proper Banishment of Wrackspurts by Skybright Daye reviews
Luna meets another girl who is a bit . . . off. Crossover with Firefly, written for a fic challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
A Tale of Two Eras by Terracam reviews
The Three Kingdoms face their greatest challenge yet, an invasion from the nation of Japan. Can the heroes of China hope to repel the armies of Toyotomi Hideyoshi?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,163 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 7/30/2006
Everybody Loves Somebody by T Bond aka tbondrage99 reviews
Chris Jericho loves Stephanie McMahon, who loves Chris Jericho back. Batista loves Trish Stratus, who loves John Cena, who loves Stacy Keibler, who loves Randy Orton who loves himself. PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,566 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Chris Jericho, Randy Orton
Only Skin Deep by justagirl8225 reviews
When the women’s division is put on hold, the Divas of the WWE come up with their own solution.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,307 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2005
Yarr, the Drunken Lady said by fidelis5588 reviews
Really funny. Jeff Hardy convinces the Undertaker to go fishing with Shawn Micheals...and it dosen't end well. Not at all.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Complete
Disposable Heroes by Fuzzy Elf reviews
WWE fic. The Hurricane has fallen and the Peepulation has chosen its new hero. But after the mental torture of the Coalition, Rosey, the last Super standing, prepares to play his final desperate card. Set before Christian Cage's TNA debut.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Cure for the Hiccups by Carcaohtar reviews
On the quest for the Sunflower Samurai, Mugen must face his worst enemy ever... hiccups. Will he ever be cured, or will Jin's home remedies kill him first? Some minor swearing.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,991 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Complete
Legend Reborn by Storm Wolf77415 reviews
A legend becomes a legend by fading into the mists of time to return when it is absolutely needed. Seven new Dragoons emerge in the present day to save the world as they have done before. This is the story of how they came together in the first place.
Legend of Dragoon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,862 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Complete
When Mary Attacks! by Little Black Duress reviews
Mary Sues. The evil beings upon this planet have infested the WWE since ff.net put this section up. Nowadays, they're all attacking Randy. Can the Superstars destroy this evil and let Orton go to the fricken' ring without being tackled by beautiful women
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
Why Can't We All Just Get A Longneck? by LoneWolfPhoenix reviews
What happens when 4 wrestlers who seemingly can't stand each other get stuck in a hotel room together? And what happens if the author is a cynic? Hilarity ensues (so I hope)! Give it a shot and review!
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 11/7/2004
Elves, Hobbits, & MarySues, Oh My! by Paige Darke reviews
COMPLETE! A teenage girl is dropped into Middle-Earth. She finds herself the prisoner of a pair of Mary-Sues, with a complete lack of modern conveniences, reading material in ENGLISH, and everything she knows. And she most DEFINITELY does NOT want to be t
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 97,570 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Complete
Ezekiel 25:17 by Blind Willie McTell reviews
The stage is set: HHH against HBK for the dual belts - World Heavyweight and World Championship. Both men have a little assistance planned, but The Game gets an extra push from a third party - sparking one of the odder storylines in creation.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 9/7/2004
Hollow One by Solita reviews
He was a hollow one, alone now and left with a life in hell. (My final story on fanfiction.net)
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,987 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2004
The Day the Soda Ran Out by Mikomi's Pen reviews
[Suikoden III] A grand, sweeping, and brilliant tale of love, hate, life, death, morality, betrayal, stabbing, fire, shounen-ai, eating of body parts, Ghetto Geddoe, and awkward celebrity endorsements. Yuber says it's only for the PlayStation 2.
Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 12/7/2003
Margaritaville by Solita reviews
Stone Cold Steve Austin looked to the sky... and he smiled. (one - shot; first WWE fic since I quit nearly two years ago)
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Complete
The Abridged Script Archive: Video Game Edition by Jack Bullions reviews
Ongoing. Content LS. Editing Room inspired work. A collection of short mockery scripts for video games I find abominable. Star Ocean 2: The Second Story added
Screenplays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 6/27/2002
Children of Fate by team-senshi reviews
--An FFVIII novelization-- "A member of an elite military team, Squall is forced into conflict beyond imagination." *storyline & mild game spoilers* Feel free to critique and comment or even ask questions about the story or the game.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,668 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
An Elf Lord Has Needs by Nightstalker1 reviews
Celeborn realizes that the romance has gone out of his marriage to Galadriel, which results in some very OOC attempts to regain her love. FINAL CHAPTER UP!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,938 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Galadriel
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Rent A Gun reviews
The Motor City Machine Guns have advertised their company to anybody with cash to burn, but with the clients they attract they get more than they bargained for. Rated M15 for twisted humor and lots of profanity.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? reviews
Dealing with the pitfalls of family, society and romance is challenging enough for a young woman in 19th century England without zombies around. Rated T for humor and language.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2009
The Impromptu Road Trip 2 reviews
They’re at it again, although this time it’s a race between two teams to get to the finish line. Egos are on the line, underhanded tricks will be played, and nothing is too sacred. Rated T for humor, language and the usual amount of stupidity.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008
The Great Creative Sabotage 2: Knockouts vs Divas reviews
It’s the ultimate chick brawl – the Knockouts versus the Divas! Who will triumph? Who will crumble? Expect hair weaves, fake nails and silicone to fly. T-13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2009
Very Good reviews
Even the greatest strategists had to start from somewhere, and Sima Hui's tutelage is the place. But with a mess of differing traits, egos and great minds of these budding geniuses, how can things be anything but anarchic? T13 for humor and language.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 10/25/2005
Outbid, Outbought, Outthought and Outfought reviews
One shot. With nudie pics of Vickie Guerrero having popped up on eBay, it bafflingly gets a more than a few hits and bids from interested parties. T for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
The Impromptu Road Trip reviews
[Complete] Eight of the guys are randomly stuck at an airport due to flight complications. The only way they can get to the next show is by driving there. Will they survive the trip with each other? PG13 for humor, language and abstract stupidity.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,068 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 9/7/2004
The Fellowship of the Squared Circle, I Mean Ring reviews
[Repost.] In a crazed quest to beat respect into the Free Folk of Middle-Fed-Earth, the Dark Lord Undertaker fashioned a Ring. A mismatched Fellowship sets off to stop him. Rated M for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 11/30/2004
The Great Creative Sabotage reviews
Hired by an unknown employer, a fan and her assembled team of elite crackpots attempt to do what should have done long before, infiltrate the WWE Creative Team. PG13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006
Earning Those Stripes reviews
Fed up with being a loser, Ryan Masters is prepared to train, study, lie, cheat, kissup and more, all to fulfill his lifelong dream… to become a WWE referee! T13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,941 - Reviews: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/10/2005
Ano? reviews
[One Shot] There is no summary… mainly because I don’t know what the hell ‘summary’ is in Filipino and I have lost my dictionary. T13 for a few bad words in English and Filipino and foreign language randomness.
Wrestling - Rated: T - Filipino - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Complete
The Great Diva Sabotage reviews
[Complete] Another year, another Diva Search, and WWE gains more eye candy than merit. Well one diva has frankly had enough and enlists the help of a fan to aid her. T13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,491 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Complete
The Mary Sue Extermination Agency reviews
In a bid to rid fanfiction of Mary Sues the Agency was born. Um, yeah, that’s pretty much it; read on. T-13 mostly for cynicism and language.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005
From the Desk of Eugene Dinsmore reviews
To everybody else Eugene may come off simple-minded, but underneath that head of curly hair is an intelligence few would suspect. PG-13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,431 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 9/9/2004
codename divas reviews
AU, and a parody of a parody. Three female former convicts have been given a second chance as elite, undercover operatives. PG-13 for humor, language, violence, and possible rip-offs.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005
An Infestation reviews
[One Shot.] In a bizarre twist of events wrestlers find longlost daughters, never before heard of sisters and a slew of other female relations infesting the arenas of WWE. PG13 for humor and language.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete