Author has written 14 stories for Dawn of the Dead, and Soul Eater.
2/1/14 1:04 a.m. CST
Well, this is a bit overdue, but I'm still alive and active.
I hope everyone had an awesome Christmas and New Year's. I know I did and I'm still recovering from it. Not much looking forward to going into work... *checks watch* in 6 hours?!
Ah well. I posted my Christmas present to you all, Blue Christmas, on Christmas morning at a time I like to call "fuckin' early o' clock". If you haven't already, take a read. Its short, high on low-quality smut and sweet. Not my ideal gift to you all, but when your mom walks in at 4 a.m. when you're writing smut, I'd like to see you perform any better.
NtL chapter 22 is going to be started... soon... ish. I'm going to be bringing some plot back into the story and its gonna be pretty intense, I hope. This one, and all the others in the arc, should take me longer to write. That doesn't mean that it will impact the overall time between chapters, just that once I actually get off my ass and write it, it will take longer.
Well, it's 2014 now. Hope you weren't just getting used to writing 2013, because its time to change! YAY!
If anyone has any talent for art, I would really think it would be awesome if I could change the "cover picture" of NtL to something drawn by a reader. If you've drawn a nice picture or would like to draw a picture of Soul and Maka, let me know. I'll consider any pictures that you have drawn YOURSELF. Because this is the face of my story, I will be selecting the picture that I like the most and that I think is best drawn. If you have a picture you'd like me to use, PM me and I'll take a look at it.
I created a forum for readers of my Soul Eater stories. Feel free to drop by, comment on chapters, yell at me or whatever really. I think that this would be easier than using private messages or replying to reviews at the end of chapters to talk to readers. The forum is at: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Apoc326s_Story_Discussions/106776/
"Nine to Life" is continuing, with chapter 21 online. Chapter 22 will follow... eventually.
"I Almost Told You That I Love You": 1/3 complete. ON HOLD pending further ire aimed at Maka and Soul
Because I've gotten numerous requests and story alerts, I'm going to outright say this now:
Black Magic Woman, Who Owns Whom?, Black Blood Madness, The Locked Door and Your Guardian Soul and Flash Forward are DONE.
I wrote the first three as one-shots, and they were stated to be such in the summaries. Your Guardian Soul was a one-shot that people begged for a continuation for, and I'm writing it: Nine to Life. Your Guardian Soul is complete and over with. It was an audition for the author that I'm doing Beta work for and my joke that Maka was pregnant was taken as a hint for a continuation. After much begging, I decided to give people what they wanted in Nine to Life
By request of the nagging voice in the back of my head, I shall give some info about myself. Below is what I think that most people would want to know. If you want to know more about me, send me a message, I have tons of time and I spend it wastefully, so I've got time to talk.
Occupation: Software Engineer/Terrible Hobo
Orientation: Straight, but accepting of whatever else there is under the sun.
Religion: Catholic (inactive and hateful of dogma), Pastafarian
Commonly Noticeable Traits: I'm as cuddly as a pissed off labradoodle. I swear enough to make a sailor blush. I, like, fire. I'm a pervert, so sue me. My mood varies greatly. I'm easy to talk to.
Favorite Movies: Rambow (the newest one), Hitman, Black Hawk Down, The Dark Knight, Terminator (all), Star Wars (all), Indiana Jones (all, fuck you who didn't like the new one), 300, King Kong, Pitch Black, Boondock Saints (both), V for Vendetta, Armageddon, Crimson Tide, War Games, Godzilla (all), Alone in the Dark (fuck you), The Simpson's Movie, Bender's Big Score, Anchor Man, Dodge Ball, Rat Race, Anger Management and tons of others.
Favorite Music: Reel Big Fish, Three Days Grace, Dope, The Offspring, Seether, Killswitch Engage, Sum 41, Jimmy Eat World, Rise Against, Thrice, Breaking Benjamin, Drowning Pool, Powerman 5000, Nickelback, Hinder, Buckcherry, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Trapt, Mudvayne, Jet Black Stare, Tune Up!, Paul Okenfold, Seraque, Smile.Dk and many others.
Favorite Cartoons: Ed, Edd & Eddy, Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, Cow and Chicken, Samurai Jack, Robot Chicken, Family Guy(before season 8, everything after as concentrated shit), American Dad, Futurama, The Simpsons, Drawn Together, Angry Beavers.
Favorite TV Shows: Modern Marvels, How It's Made, Scrubs, Spike's Most Amazing Videos, America's Funniest Home Videos, MXC, MythBusters, Destroyed In Seconds, 1,000 Ways to Die, Deadliest Catch.
Hair: Short-ish, Brown.
Eyes: True hazel, shifting from brown to gold to emerald.
Height: 5'11" (I don't know what that works out to in metric and I'm too lazy to find out.)
Hobbies: Coding, reading, writing, playing video games, thinking, golfing, watching TV, D&D (fuck you), sport shooting (shotgun), listening to music, watching movies, plotting the downfall of the western world, daydreaming, preparing for the zombie invasion.
"I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all. " - General James N. Mattis, USMC
"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." - General James N. Mattis, USMC, TRUE origin of the Sniper's quote in Team Fortress 2's "Meet the Sniper"
"You good?" "Motherfucker, that was a T-90 and I'm still breathing. I'm awesome." - Battlefield 3
"They fuck in their off time." - Myself on just about any characters in anime that I see, instantly applied to Soul and Maka upon first seeing them.
"FUCK ME WITH YOUR SWORD!" - Myself paraphrasing Leeren from Regios.
"The look says 'derp', but the eyes say 'maybe'." - My buddy Schottsy on Beatrice from Umineko no Naku koro ni.
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a Ford Pinto." - Schottsy
"Ok, three things bug me about this scene: one, the birds are out, two, that chair sounded like a pistol as Lavie broke it over that man's head and three, THE BIRDS ARE OUT!" - Myself on "Last Exile"
"Listen lady. We've got a frog. You've got an ass. You're going to smuggle this frog, in your ass." - Schottsy on Regios.
"Clear." - Fictional U.S. Navy SEAL stationed at the school in Blue Drop after popping out of a toilet a girl was sitting on, looking left, looking right, ignoring the girl squealing in terror on his head and dropping back into the toilet.
"Listen lady, I'm just a SEAL in a bush, but I think you should work things out with your girlfriend." "Who's there?" "..." "Ribbit." "I'm getting the hell out of here!" "...clear." - Fictional conversation between a SEAL and a character in Blue Drop
"So, worry not, NtL will continue as normal, we will NOT be taking a trip to emo-drama-town. I've been banned from there since I punched the mayoral mascot, The Drama Llama, in the face for whining about his grass being green. Yes, I punched a goddamned llama. How cool am? That's right, very fucking cool." - Myself on the changes in style I made in "Black Blood Madness" and "Who Owns Whom?".
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