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Joined 08-03-08, id: 1656421, Profile Updated: 09-15-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Helloooo! my name is Brandee, i love to read and write. i also play the guitar and i sing and write poetry i also draw very well and last but not least i write music. so i guess you could call my multi talented i dont know.

well for starters.

Music: basically everything

Hair color: honey brunette

eyes: light green

Family: i have three very annoying brothers that insist on torturing me for the rest of my god given life.

um, i like horror films. i like to spend most of my time in my room writing. as of now im single but i hope to snatch up this cute boy in my history class (no imani im not telling you who he is) um, im not your typical girl i lean more toward the goth/punk/skater/ side of reality. But sometimes some of my friends get me into something girly but not that often. Its really hard for me to decide who's team im on edward or jacob so i have a team edward shirt and a team jacob hoodie lol.

im very random. i love randomness. uh i have a myspace so if your not some creepy old person with 27 cats you can add me just tell me your from fanfiction and ill add you.

i love reviews it makes the author want to write more it might sound cheesy but it actually does. i can take bad reviews there just words people.


And I love these quotes:

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."

"I'm not with stupid anymore! No shit, smartass. My ass!"

"Education is important, school however, is another matter."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."

"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends"

"Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."

"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."

"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."

"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."

"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."

"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"

"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants don't you?"

"People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head."

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!"

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen."

"Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh."

"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."

"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."

"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you."

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going 'We fucked up, huh?'"

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."

"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."

"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

92 percent of teenagers smoke have sex and drink way to much alcohol. Put this on your profile if you like bagels! (i know its random what did i tell ya i love it!)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'd be locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

and he looks like he's been doing crack

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

In an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name was Chris

I was three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you're against child abuse, please post this onto your profile.

The Colored

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The Abortion

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this(just to let you guys know i think abortion is murder and wrong the only reason you should have to abort an inocent child is because maybe you had been raped, but if you had the nerve to have sex and then not take responsibility for your actions than shame on you)

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love(i read this and it really moved me every women and man deserves some one that loves them this way)

A good or best friend!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.( i posted this becuz i two know now who my real friends are)

Set on Fire

He always tried his best to keep her satisfied. No one, not even himself, understood why, but it seemed mandatory for him to do so. No, they weren’t tied by any bond with more than just friendship. He never understood why, but it somehow felt right.

She, on the other hand, knew exactly why she tried to keep him satisfied. No one knew, except her, why she felt she needed to do so. She valued their friendship; therefore, she did not say or suggest that she loved him.

When he looked down into her hopeful emerald eyes, he regrets not telling her wonderful news that may be appealing to her. His happiness crumbled when her eyes widened and rounded in shock. He felt that he was doing it for the best when he told her. However, she proved otherwise.

She felt her heart stop when she heard clearly what he said. Widening her eyes, she asked him to repeat what he had said. Stumbling back a bit, she felt as if the world was crumbling down on her.

He felt his heart wrench, showing it by a shocked expression when she said, “Don’t you know how much I care for you?” Glancing down at the velvet box in his hands, he felt ashamed for not noticing her feelings.

She continued, “Is there anyway to change your mind?” Gazing at him with hope, her eyes widened when he looked down without answering. She felt heart break, anguish, pain, hurt. Quietly, she walked away from him, trying to escape the pain.

His eyes widened when he watched the news broadcast the following evening. He had not contacted her after she left him the day before. Realizing what he had done, he sat back in his loveseat and knew that everything was his fault. In the background, the newscast could still be heard.

“…Twenty-two year old Kory Anders was found in her bathroom, face down and covered in her own crimson blood. She was found by her brother, Ryan, who explained that she was very upset the night before, but he didn’t know the reason why. Police are classifying this as suicide. Kory was also two months pregnant, father unknown, as told by her brother. In other news…”(this was so sad too many people hurt eachother by not telling eachother how they really feel and some times people truly die from heart break so the next time you make some one cry or feel bad about themselves or as much as reject them think about what you did because it might have been the worst mistake of your life)

Girls are like Apples

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

(i like this i saw this a couple of months ago and found it again)

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Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pieces of Time by Jayeliwood reviews
Sequel to Blind. Edward and Bella start a whole new life together but not without it's challenges. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 139,812 - Reviews: 7251 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misunderstood by Twilightfanficfreak reviews
He didn’t force himself on me. It was all mutual. I loved him, and he loved me. He was my babysitter. I was 12 years old, and he was 18. Let me tell you the story of how it all happened. Real work in progress and might have slow updates.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5370 - Favs: 7,585 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Gift by gingerbreadcoffin reviews
Dark AU. "I didn’t want one. I repeatedly expressed my desire for anything but a vampire for my 18th birthday....What they were used for didn’t seem right for me either; sex or violence. You could torture one when you were upset or sleep with it."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,497 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Natural Path by Just Duchess reviews
This was the natural path my life was supposed to take...not gallivanting with death, but being loved. Loved by everyone I could never leave." Bella makes up her mind that night in the truck
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,087 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Her Space Heater by tragicromance reviews
Set in Eclipse, with Jacob and Bella in the tent together. What if Edward wasn't in the tent to begin with? Jacob keeps Bella warm... *Jacob/Bella*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
FORKS by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Twilight version of Titanic! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,421 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Not The Father by amalin06 reviews
AU "It's just alot to take in. It's not every day you find out your father is not your father, that you turn into a giant dog, that your mortal enemies with your vampire fiance, and you imprint on your best friend. So yeah, I'm still a freak!"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
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A New Light reviews
the two men i loved had walked in and out of my life just like that but when I looked across the way into two light caramel/chocolate eyes all the months i spent heartless and broken had vanished and all i saw was him, and his gorgeous brown eyes"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,499 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Embry
Captured into Love reviews
set back in the 1700's Isabella swan is a 16 and a half year old adventurer boarding a ship after her parents die from a dreadfull case of the small pocks.Being the only woman on board is hard. but its about to get alot harder. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Edward And The Gopher! reviews
Just a really wierd one-shot AliyahNight and myself wrote. it involves edward running into a very low tempered gopher in his attempt to escape insanity yes its wierd. But we thought it was funny. We plan on writeing more of these one-shots! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Edward - Complete
If things had been different reviews
XX so this is my first story but let me know how you like: what if bella had chosen jake at the end of eclipse when she came to visit him when he was injured she chose him and let edward go.XX
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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