Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Helloooo! my name is Brandee, i love to read and write. i also play the guitar and i sing and write poetry i also draw very well and last but not least i write music. so i guess you could call my multi talented i dont know.
well for starters.
Music: basically everything
Hair color: honey brunette
eyes: light green
Family: i have three very annoying brothers that insist on torturing me for the rest of my god given life.
um, i like horror films. i like to spend most of my time in my room writing. as of now im single but i hope to snatch up this cute boy in my history class (no imani im not telling you who he is) um, im not your typical girl i lean more toward the goth/punk/skater/ side of reality. But sometimes some of my friends get me into something girly but not that often. Its really hard for me to decide who's team im on edward or jacob so i have a team edward shirt and a team jacob hoodie lol.
im very random. i love randomness. uh i have a myspace so if your not some creepy old person with 27 cats you can add me just tell me your from fanfiction and ill add you.
i love reviews it makes the author want to write more it might sound cheesy but it actually does. i can take bad reviews there just words people.
And I love these quotes:
"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"I'm not with stupid anymore! No shit, smartass. My ass!"
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends"
"Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."
"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head."
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!"
"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen."
"Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh."
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."
"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going 'We fucked up, huh?'"
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
92 percent of teenagers smoke have sex and drink way to much alcohol. Put this on your profile if you like bagels! (i know its random what did i tell ya i love it!)
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'd be locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy comes home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
and he looks like he's been doing crack
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
In an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name was Chris
I was three,
Tonight my daddy
If you're against child abuse, please post this onto your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this(just to let you guys know i think abortion is murder and wrong the only reason you should have to abort an inocent child is because maybe you had been raped, but if you had the nerve to have sex and then not take responsibility for your actions than shame on you)
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love(i read this and it really moved me every women and man deserves some one that loves them this way)
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.( i posted this becuz i two know now who my real friends are)
Set on Fire
He always tried his best to keep her satisfied. No one, not even himself, understood why, but it seemed mandatory for him to do so. No, they weren’t tied by any bond with more than just friendship. He never understood why, but it somehow felt right.
She, on the other hand, knew exactly why she tried to keep him satisfied. No one knew, except her, why she felt she needed to do so. She valued their friendship; therefore, she did not say or suggest that she loved him.
When he looked down into her hopeful emerald eyes, he regrets not telling her wonderful news that may be appealing to her. His happiness crumbled when her eyes widened and rounded in shock. He felt that he was doing it for the best when he told her. However, she proved otherwise.
She felt her heart stop when she heard clearly what he said. Widening her eyes, she asked him to repeat what he had said. Stumbling back a bit, she felt as if the world was crumbling down on her.
He felt his heart wrench, showing it by a shocked expression when she said, “Don’t you know how much I care for you?” Glancing down at the velvet box in his hands, he felt ashamed for not noticing her feelings.
She continued, “Is there anyway to change your mind?” Gazing at him with hope, her eyes widened when he looked down without answering. She felt heart break, anguish, pain, hurt. Quietly, she walked away from him, trying to escape the pain.
His eyes widened when he watched the news broadcast the following evening. He had not contacted her after she left him the day before. Realizing what he had done, he sat back in his loveseat and knew that everything was his fault. In the background, the newscast could still be heard.
“…Twenty-two year old Kory Anders was found in her bathroom, face down and covered in her own crimson blood. She was found by her brother, Ryan, who explained that she was very upset the night before, but he didn’t know the reason why. Police are classifying this as suicide. Kory was also two months pregnant, father unknown, as told by her brother. In other news…”(this was so sad too many people hurt eachother by not telling eachother how they really feel and some times people truly die from heart break so the next time you make some one cry or feel bad about themselves or as much as reject them think about what you did because it might have been the worst mistake of your life)
Girls are like Apples
(i like this i saw this a couple of months ago and found it again)
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