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Name: Rather not say, in case you know me.

Gender: Dude

Sexual Orientation: Straight (though I enjoy yaoi fics, I think they're cute and cuddly, not hot)

Weight: You go to hell and you die

Height: 6'1

Inrersts: Gaming, Doodlding, Shceming, Walking long distances, Listening to Good Music

Favrit Color: Red

Favrit Show: Superjail!, Blood Plus, Bleach (- filler Bount arc)

Favorite Pairings:

Roxas x Larxene (mmm, straight sex)

Xemnas x Saix (yummeh!)

Zexion x Lexeaus ( simply too cute)

Zexion x Vexen ( standard yaoi, with nerds)

Zexion x Lexeaus x Vexen ( Oh em gee, three way!)

Zexion x Larxene (Bookworm + Laid = win)

Luxord x Larxene (Yummy blonds)

Axel x Roxas x Demyx (and all combinations of it)

Sora x Zexion (I RP'd this one time but the RP died cuz a bunch of jerk offs on Gfaq saw fit to kill it)

Xemnas x Marluxia ( it's a power struggle, sexually!)

Saya x Haji ( blood plus deserves more attention)

Diva x Riku (shota wins all)

Marth x Roy (the struggle continues!)

Minerva x Michalis ( not complete without incest)

Nyna x Camus (hero + damsel x sex = epic win!)

Nino x Jaffar (lolicon rounding it out!)

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I moved this from my Gamespot account, I'm not plagiarizing my own answers, people!

Recently found this thing called the "KH Survey" so I figured I'd try it out. Yay!

KH Quix/Survey

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)(i could've deleted this but didn't so I know when people have copied it from me)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Zexion, he's so underplayed.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene FTW

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Rai, he's ya know, just a, you know, btich, you know? Ya know?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, KH's Princess Peach

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

100 Acre Woods, Pooh was my favorite Disney character as a kid, and his world is incredibly relxing.

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantis. The rule of Tts or GTFO don't apply here O.O

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Kairi Keyblade, you want what you cannot have.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kingdom Key (wimpy)

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2

Stitch, not even close.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Anti-Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

MarluxiaxXemans, I'm straight but it's just so cute

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

RoxasxSora I mean, it's more like masturbating really

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Larmyx
Marluxeroth
Romnes
Rikiz FTW

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

AnyonexOC Screw OCs no-one luvs them

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Atlantica

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Tarzan

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Yes, and it is adorable.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he just likes reading and scheming.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Long, pink hair+Element is flowers (WTF)+ lives in castle full of men=Ghey

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

I suppose, way to resist Axel capturing you, idiot.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, for the highest loli factor.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

It will be good.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Never played, but no, prolly.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Luord, he could accelerate time and make 358/2 and BbS out now.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Vexen, science FTW

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Oh hells no, I'm a fan but not that big.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

The WTF moments and Riku being in a tutu/hula skirt. that was LULZ.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx, beat me 3 times in a row.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Drive Forms

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Oh, so tough, Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx, cuz i wuv Zexion

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon.

43. CloTi or Clerith?

Cloti

44. "Simple and Clean" or "Passion"?

Simple and Clean.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcters as well)

Huh. Like crushes? Or affinities?

all of the them except the disney villians.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Blood, Moses vs Marluxia for teh lulz

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel and Reno...

Idunno.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 days

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, drives and Dual wields

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Suspense, ridiculous crossovers, Mickey Mouse= Tank, 13 Psycopath bosses, getting to stab Pete, that fat

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Master and Student by IncubusRhapsodos reviews
Yaoi. Terra and MX. Rated M for rape/sex.
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Goodnight, Saix by Alrumia reviews
Poor Saix is exhausted : but Xemnas will make sure he gets to bed okay. One-shot, fluff. By request.
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