Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.
I'm the type of person that loves to hang out with animals rather than people. My room is constantly dark, and I am a weird person.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days
I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY
I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.
I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.
I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.
I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.
I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.
I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!)
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.
I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.
I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut.
I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.
I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.
I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.
I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.
I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.
My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs.
I have MULTIPLE PEIRCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.
I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.
I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.
I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.
I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.
I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.
I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.
I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.
I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.
I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.
I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.
I hang with SOCIAL OUTCASTS, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a WICCAN so I MUST worship satan. (umm...no!! We don't even beleive in satan! that is a christian beleif!)
I am a FEMALE ATHLETE so I MUST be fit and only play sports ment for woman.
I have REPEATED A GRADE, so I MUST be stupid.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a nerd/geek/dork.
I have an UNUSUALLY HIGH I.Q., so I MUST make sraight A's.
I am a MALE who wants to DESIGN CLOTHES, so I must be gay.
I am GAY, so I MUST not belive in God.
I come from a BROKEN FAMILY, so I MUST be angry and repressed.
I am a GIRL who can OUTBENCH the boys, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I am GAY, so I MUST have a SECRET lover.
I am a JOCK, so I must be dating a cheerleader.
I like YURI/YAOI, so I MUST be a lesbian/gay.
I don't fight so I must be weak.
I'm on the swim team, so I MUST be a slut/like to show of my body
I have a sucky life so I must turn to drugs.
My best friend is a guy so we must go out.
I speak in a different langauge so I must be dissing people
Bold ones that also represent me.
stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
with a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD)
95 of teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers were standing on top of a tall building and were about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would have pushed them...
There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:
My name is Sarah
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Her dad was a drunk
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!
Bumperstickers from myspace that match me to some extent, or sum I thought were funny.
CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT...
I DON'T CARE
INSULT MY FRIENDS AND
LET'S TAKE A LITTLE WALK.
DURING THAT WALK I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
(I'd do that for a friend in a heartbeat and if any of my friends are reading this, u know I'd damn well do this for u)
A true friend
sees the 1st tear,
catches the 2nd,
that causes the
I believe everything happens
for a reason. People change so
that you can learn how to let
go. Things go wrong, so that
you appreciate them when they're
right. You believe lies so you
eventually learn to trust no one
but yourself, and sometimes good
things fall apart so better things
can fall together.
(Me n my friend)
...that will fuck you up
I am STRONG because I am weak
I am Beautiful because I know my flaws
I am a lover because I'm a fighter
I am fearless because I have been afraid
I am WISE because I have been foolish
...and I can Laugh because I've known sadness
Don't hate me
because I'm Beautiful;
hate me because
you're a cunt.
(me all the way)
A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Love to forgive him,
Patience for his moods,
Because if I pray for
Strength, I'll just beat
the shit out of him.
(me to sum extent)
I'm the type
of girl that
when you piss
WILL FLIP THE
(I'd this for my friends any time, even at 3 am)
A friend's promise
If you need to talk,
If you need to cry,
I'll hold you.
If you feel lost,
I'll help guide you.
If you need to be angry,
I'll let you.
If you're feeling afraid,
I'll comfort you.
If you're feeling attacked,
I'll be your defense.
If you need to lean a while,
I'll give you a shoulder.
If you're feeling unsure,
I'll be your confidence.
If you're feeling alone,
I'll be the friend who won't leave you.
If you need to learn to trust again,
I'll prove to you that you can.
people say best friends
are hard to find--
that's because the best is
already mine! :)
Love is just
until you find
to give it
YOU'RE A GREAT
FRIEND BUT IF
CHASE US I'M
(aaah, to a certain sum1)
you to go fuck
yourself but from
what I've heard
you wouldn't be very good
(F You. Ya know who ya are)
You're a really funny
Like the time you told
me you'd never hurt
yeah, you really had me going there!
I only seem like a
I'm surrounded by
(me, im no morning person)
Just A Ray
Trust No Man
Fear No Bitch
(JUMP BITCH JUMP!)
95 of teens would have
a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was
on the edge of a tower ready to
I am 1 of the 5 screaming:
"JUMP BITCH, JUMP!!"
(I did that)
When life hands you skittles
Chuck them at someones face
TASTE THE FUCK'N RAINBOW!
WHEN U C ME BITCH STEP
ASIDE CUZ I'LL KILL UR REP
N MURDER UR PRIDE
(sadly that is so true for me)
the shit you hear
might be true...
It could be as FAKE
as the bitch who told you(:
won't make you
This is me...
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME,
I know I'm not perfect
and I DON'T claim to be.
But before you start pointing fingers,
make sure your own hands are clean.
Don't underestimate me,
I will punch you in the face.
Laugh your heart out
Dance in the rain
Cherish the moment
ignore the pain
Live, Laugh, Love
Forgive & Forget
Life's too short to be
Living with Regrets
You Say Pink
(I'd do that 4 1 of my friends in a heartbeat)
Your my Bestfriend
I'll break their
Did you ever notice
how all of out problems
begin with MEN?
(sigh so true...)
Friends stop you to ask if you're ok. Best friends scream, "SHE'S PISSED! MOVE!!"
(Me n my buddy)
We're not bitches we just don't like you.
(Me all the way)
May god have mercy on my enemies...
cuz I sure as hell won't.
Whoever said anything was possible,
never tried slamming a revolving door.
(SO FING TRUE)
Chocolate is the answer,
no matter what the question is.
It's a beautiful day...
now watch some asshole fuck it up.
You never know how strong you are...
until being strong is the only choice you have.
(That's so true)
If you had a life
you wouldn't be talking about mine.
(Me all the way...)
I like walking
in the rain
cause no one
(BWAHAHAHA I did that once)
When a boy tells you to
Just smile and say, "Sorry,
my mom told me never to
put small things in
(I told someone that after I punched them...I promise they deserved it.)
I did not
(Sadly, this is me...I've been going into a lot of mini depressions lately)
I HATE YOU
I hope you cry yourself
to sleep like I did
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.
of teens are bringing
But I'm in the
That sexy never left
Screw being a
I wanna be a
Every girl wants a
guy that she can go
to in her sweats,
hair a mess, make up
running down her
face, eyes red from
crying and the
first thing he
says to her is
"Baby, you're beautiful."
and means it.
You can close your eyes
to things you don't
want to see, but you
can't close your heart
to things you don't
want to feel.
a fuck yesterday,
don't give a
fuck today, probably
won't give a fuck
He who laughs last
didn't get it, but he
who laughs first has
the dirtiest mind.
they can't forget.
( NO offense)
If men had periods...
they would brag about
the size of their tampons.
Promises mean everything
but once they're broken
"sorry" means nothing.
(me all the way)
I'm the type of girl that can be
so hurt but can still look at you
and smile. The type of girl who
is willing to brighten your day
even if I can't brighten my own.
I'd be a
if it didn't start
so early in
but screaming obsenities
is faster and cheaper.
Random stuff I like, and/or somewhat may relate to me
- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
-Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
The difference between friends and best friends
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
F: Never asks for food or drink
BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty
F:Bail you out of jail
BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"
F:Only knows a few things about you.
BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.
F:Knocks on the door.
BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome"
if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod!
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (My shoulder still hurts!!)
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.
If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.
If you laugh at vengence put this in your profile.
If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen in a harmless way to release anger put this in your profile. (What if blood was spiled?)
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I did)
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If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Many things
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your pro.
If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile. 15
My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.Always
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them whats wrong with there mind. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "where to begin..."
IF IGGYS YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!
If you have your own little world, copy this on your pro!
If you and your friends break out into song in a public area, copy this onto your profile. If u think that in Tokyo Mew Mew Kishu's name is ironic copy and paste this onto your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
Now say the word "cow" after each word:
Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:
Now read from the bottom up:
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!