The Darkness Overshines666
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Joined 08-04-08, id: 1656814, Profile Updated: 04-30-11
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.

I'm the type of person that loves to hang out with animals rather than people. My room is constantly dark, and I am a weird person.

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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days


I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.

I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.

I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.

I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan. (They don't believe in either of them!)

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.


I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.

I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.


I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.

I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.


I have MULTIPLE PEIRCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.


I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.


I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.

I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.

I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.

I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.

I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.


I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.


I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a prefect life and not know real pain.

I hang with SOCIAL OUTCASTS, so I MUST be a loser.

I am a WICCAN so I MUST worship satan. (!! We don't even beleive in satan! that is a christian beleif!)

I am a FEMALE ATHLETE so I MUST be fit and only play sports ment for woman.

I have REPEATED A GRADE, so I MUST be stupid.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a nerd/geek/dork.

I have an UNUSUALLY HIGH I.Q., so I MUST make sraight A's.

I am a MALE who wants to DESIGN CLOTHES, so I must be gay.

I am GAY, so I MUST not belive in God.

I come from a BROKEN FAMILY, so I MUST be angry and repressed.

I am a GIRL who can OUTBENCH the boys, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I am GAY, so I MUST have a SECRET lover.

I am a JOCK, so I must be dating a cheerleader.

I like YURI/YAOI, so I MUST be a lesbian/gay.

I don't fight so I must be weak.

I'm on the swim team, so I MUST be a slut/like to show of my body

I have a sucky life so I must turn to drugs.

My best friend is a guy so we must go out.

I speak in a different langauge so I must be dissing people

Bold ones that also represent me.

stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.


Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

with a 'death bomb'




95 of teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers were standing on top of a tall building and were about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would have pushed them...

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Child Abuse


Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If this made you cry, put it in you profile. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!

Bumperstickers from myspace that match me to some extent, or sum I thought were funny.










(I'd do that for a friend in a heartbeat and if any of my friends are reading this, u know I'd damn well do this for u)

A true friend

sees the 1st tear,

catches the 2nd,

and bitchslaps

the mothafucker

that causes the




I believe everything happens

for a reason. People change so

that you can learn how to let

go. Things go wrong, so that

you appreciate them when they're

right. You believe lies so you

eventually learn to trust no one

but yourself, and sometimes good

things fall apart so better things

can fall together.


(Me n my friend)

Beautiful Girls

...that will fuck you up



I am STRONG because I am weak

I am Beautiful because I know my flaws

I am a lover because I'm a fighter

I am fearless because I have been afraid

I am WISE because I have been foolish

...and I can Laugh because I've known sadness


(lol, me)

Don't hate me

because I'm Beautiful;

hate me because

you're a cunt.


(me all the way)

A Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:

Wisdom to

understand him,

Love to forgive him,

Patience for his moods,

Because if I pray for

Strength, I'll just beat

the shit out of him.


(me to sum extent)

I'm the type

of girl that

is always

smiling, but

when you piss

me off...I




(I'd this for my friends any time, even at 3 am)

A friend's promise

If you need to talk,

I'll listen.

If you need to cry,

I'll hold you.

If you feel lost,

I'll help guide you.

If you need to be angry,

I'll let you.

If you're feeling afraid,

I'll comfort you.

If you're feeling attacked,

I'll be your defense.

If you need to lean a while,

I'll give you a shoulder.

If you're feeling unsure,

I'll be your confidence.

If you're feeling alone,

I'll be the friend who won't leave you.

If you need to learn to trust again,

I'll prove to you that you can.



people say best friends

are hard to find--

that's because the best is

already mine! :)


(So true)

Love is just

a word

until you find

Some One

to give it










(aaah, to a certain sum1)

I'd tell

you to go fuck

yourself but from

what I've heard

you wouldn't be very good

at it


(F You. Ya know who ya are)

You're a really funny


Like the time you told

me you'd never hurt


yeah, you really had me going there!




I only seem like a

smartass because

I'm surrounded by



(me, im no morning person)


Aren't We

Just A Ray

Of Fucking




Trust No Man

Fear No Bitch



95 of teens would have

a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was


on the edge of a tower ready to


I am 1 of the 5 screaming:



(I did that)

When life hands you skittles

Chuck them at someones face

And yell...








(sadly that is so true for me)

the shit you hear


might be true...

Then agian,

It could be as FAKE

as the bitch who told you(:



hating me

won't make you




This is me...



(So true)


I know I'm not perfect

and I DON'T claim to be.

But before you start pointing fingers,

make sure your own hands are clean.



Don't underestimate me,

I will punch you in the face.



Laugh your heart out

Dance in the rain

Cherish the moment

ignore the pain

Live, Laugh, Love

Forgive & Forget

Life's too short to be

Living with Regrets


You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Jonas Brothers and Naked Brothers Band
I Say A.F.I. and MCR
You Say Zac Efron
I Say alex evans
You Say Rap
I Say screamo
You Say Prep
You Say Im Weird
I Say Im Different
You Say Abercrobie & Fitch
I Say Hot Topic
Put This On Your Profile If U Agree


(I'd do that 4 1 of my friends in a heartbeat)

Your my Bestfriend

Anyone Breaks

your heart.

I'll break their


Love You!


MENtal Anxiety

MENtal Breakdown

MENstrual Cramps


Did you ever notice

how all of out problems

begin with MEN?

(sigh so true...)



Friends stop you to ask if you're ok. Best friends scream, "SHE'S PISSED! MOVE!!"


(Me n my buddy)

We're not bitches we just don't like you.


(Me all the way)

May god have mercy on my enemies...

cuz I sure as hell won't.



Whoever said anything was possible,

never tried slamming a revolving door.



Chocolate is the answer,

no matter what the question is.



It's a beautiful day...

now watch some asshole fuck it up.



You never know how strong you are...

until being strong is the only choice you have.


(That's so true)

If you had a life

you wouldn't be talking about mine.


(Me all the way...)

I like walking

in the rain

cause no one

knows I'm



(BWAHAHAHA I did that once)

When a boy tells you to

"Suck it."

Just smile and say, "Sorry,

my mom told me never to

put small things in

my mouth."


(I told someone that after I punched them...I promise they deserved it.)

I did not

hit you

I simply


your face.


(Sadly, this is me...I've been going into a lot of mini depressions lately)


I hope you cry yourself

to sleep like I did



98 percent

of teens are bringing

sexy back

But I'm in the

2 percent

That sexy never left


Screw being a


I wanna be a



Every girl wants a

guy that she can go

to in her sweats,

hair a mess, make up

running down her

face, eyes red from

crying and the

first thing he

says to her is

"Baby, you're beautiful."

and means it.


You can close your eyes

to things you don't

want to see, but you

can't close your heart

to things you don't

want to feel.


Didn't give

a fuck yesterday,

don't give a

fuck today, probably

won't give a fuck



He who laughs last

didn't get it, but he

who laughs first has

the dirtiest mind.


People become


because of


they can't forget.


( NO offense)

If men had periods...

they would brag about

the size of their tampons.


(Very true)

Promises mean everything

but once they're broken

"sorry" means nothing.


(me all the way)

I'm the type of girl that can be

so hurt but can still look at you

and smile. The type of girl who

is willing to brighten your day

even if I can't brighten my own.


I'd be a

morning person

if it didn't start

so early in

the day.


Therapy helps...

but screaming obsenities

is faster and cheaper.


Random stuff I like, and/or somewhat may relate to me

- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

-Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

The difference between friends and best friends

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome"

if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod!


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,but
easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (My shoulder still hurts!!)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you laugh at vengence put this in your profile.

If you've ever stabbed someone with a pencil/pen in a harmless way to release anger put this in your profile. (What if blood was spiled?)

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (I did)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! Many things

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If this describes you, copy this into your pro.

If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile. 15

My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.Always

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them whats wrong with there mind. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "where to begin..."


If you have your own little world, copy this on your pro!

If you and your friends break out into song in a public area, copy this onto your profile. If u think that in Tokyo Mew Mew Kishu's name is ironic copy and paste this onto your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Now say the word "cow" after each word:


Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:


Now read from the bottom up:


16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Hi I'm Shortie! by Those Intense Eyes reviews
Shortie is a five year-old girl who misses her daddy and has decided to come visit him, but her daddy isn't just anyone. He's the detective L. Can L handle his daughter and the Kira case all at the same time? Rated T for some language. Family/Humor/Drama
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,287 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - L
my higschool life by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
Sakura and Tenten join Konoha High which has two gangs: one led by Gaara, the other by Sasuke. They join Gaara's gang, which is where everyone expects them to stay. However soon they go over boundaries and change the school in a way nobody expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,768 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Escaping by LovableLiz reviews
Sakura has a dark secret past behind her smiles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sakura H.
Negative Twenty Above Zero by Minkeystalker reviews
A series of one-shots involving our lovely Sasuke-kun, the dobe, our cotton candy haired friend, the barbie doll, and other characters we know, love, and enjoy poking fun at. Chapter 1: Sasuke, tomatoes, the emo, and tatoos. Rated T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011
Tour in Hell by 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0 reviews
two high school bands discovered and have to go on tour together. what if they cant stand eachother? will they survive or killeachother. maybe fall in love? GaaSaku TemShika TenNeji InoKan HinaNaru Sasuke and Kin thrown into the mix&Orochimaru! randomnes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,273 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Blessed by SilentLily reviews
First story, tell me what u think. keep flames down to a minor please. its a short story about how naruto learns a lesson from gaara about life and to be careful what he wishes for.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
She's Just a Girl, and He's Just a Boy by AmyC103 reviews
Sakura is the captain of the Cheer squad. Gaara is the high school bad boy. She needs something new for their cheer. He needed a new start. Will Sakura be able to get the temper mental Gaara to help her? Can she help him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,568 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day by stargazing-sweetie reviews
it's valentine's day, and sakura and the girls have a kunoichi get together. sakura's had her eye on a certain red-haired kazekage, and wants to be his valentine. rated T for mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Cupid's Lethal Arrow by eat a pie reviews
When it comes to falling in love, Sakura finds herself acting like every other fangirl however, she is determined to prove herself otherwise. GaaSaku one shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Mates by Birth by darklightningdevil reviews
Long ago, the Demon of the Sand revealed he had a mate. But little did he, or his container, know that his mate,the Demon of Blood, had a container too. When Gaara and Sakura meet at the Chunin exams, who knows what will happen. GaaraXSakura GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Shippo on the run by Emily-twilight reviews
shippo is being bullied by inuyasha as allway time for fome payback. first story EVER!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shippō, Inuyasha - Complete
Becoming an Inuzuka by Robert Varulfur reviews
Kiba teaches Hinata to become an Inuzuka . . .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Key To My Heart by AmyC103 reviews
Sakura is the Princess of Fire country,and the most targeted girl in the world.When her Father returns from Sea,he lets her throw a party with her best friend, Hinata.Little do the two girls know,it will lead to a ship with a red head captain. ::EDITING::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Why L Didn't Die by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Everyone's stunned to discover that L's married and that his wife is a little...unorthodox. LxWednesday
Crossover - Death Note & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/31/2008 - L - Complete
The new girl by Miss-Sezzie reviews
Sango always hung out with her brothers till a new girl came along. they were best friends till inuyasha meet this new girl..
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,929 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
A Second Chance by darklightningdevil reviews
Sakura was dying until a neko demon inside her sent her to the past! Now she has to re-live her life and go throught the Chunin Exams! Whats this? The demon is Shukaku's mate!" Things are gonna be more interesting this time around. GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
A Twist In Time by animeprincess503 reviews
Sakura is nineteen and pregnant with Gaara's kid/kids. Not only that, but she holds the two headed wolf Ine. Suddenly, Sakura finds herself in the past, and... what? Her pregnancy followed her! Join Sakura and her adventures in the past... ON HOLD gomen!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
Birthday Wish by kokololio reviews
Inuyasha wants something extra special for his birthday... Will Kagome give it to him, or will our favorite half-demon just have to keep wishing? Please RxR. Mature. SO KIDS STEAR CLEAR!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
But It's Wet by To-MAH-To reviews
Temari and Shikamaru have just finished watching a movie, and it's storming outside. Due to Temari's stubbornness, Shikamaru isn't spending the night at her house. Fluffy. ShikaTem Very slight sex references. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Coming out of the Closet by nocturnalMusings reviews
Gaara, Sakura, and Sasuke have been way too quiet for way too long, so Naruto gets a brilliant idea: Lock the three in a closet, and leave them there for a few days! Caution: Crack, OOC, and OC abound!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
School Fun by kerawolf reviews
Gaara is the new student on the block, and Sakura has caught his interest, with love, humor, and some drama, what will happen this school year? Read to find out! LEMON IN 6TH CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,846 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
War for the World by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
[Edited]Five Goddess against five Gods? Daughters of God and Sons of the Devil? Who will win, who will lose, and who gets to keep the neutral earth? GaaxSaku, ShikaxTem, KibaxIno, NaruxHina, NejixTen! Yea I know the summery sucks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,755 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
A Sticky Situation by Ihaconch reviews
Sakura was sent to the Land of Sand, as a medical relief ninja after Suna, the village hidden in the sand was attacked by rouge ninjas. But what will happen when the situation changes and the new Kazekage needs a wife. GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,256 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Elevator Antics by MadamSmithers reviews
It's funny, how when you hate someone, and you're stuck in an elevator with them, you can find something to talk about. ShikamaruxTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Final Feelings by NereicHakoto reviews
Sakura and Gaara have a child, nine years later their daughter has fallen in love with a shy boy. Its a GaaXSaku but is based on their child and her love. You'll all love it, trust me. Now Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
childhood sweet hearts by sands blossm reviews
sakura vacationed at suna as a child and made a new friend but in the end he became something more. They make a make a promise never to forget each other and seal it with a kiss. now that they have found each other again will they keep their promise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Backfire by ShinobiJiru reviews
It's April Fools, so Temari and Kankurou decide to prank Gaara by setting him up with a lucky pink haired kunoichi. Bets are on! Sakura thinks Gaara won't get anything out of this. But she was dead wrong!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Bedtime Story by GildedQuill reviews
Seven year old Gaara gets lonely one night and asks Temari to read him a bedtime story, and ten year old Temari fumbles through her role as a big sister. Rated for language in Author's Note
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Kyo by Ami DragonHeart reviews
Kagome saves a young hanyou, who starts regarding her as his mother, but what happens when this little hanyou decides one parent just isn't enough? KagInu. Does contain lemons
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,122 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
What's Spin the Bottle, Kagome? by freaky-hanyou reviews
I think that title is pretty darn selfexplanatory...mwahaha Inu Kag Fluff One shot! My favorite! Rated for Fluff and Mirokuness
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Still Standing by ForeverRocking reviews
When Head Girl Hermione returns to school with her baby sister, with Draco as Head Boy, what can become of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,504 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/1/2005 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kagome's Voice and Inuyasha's Love by Nobody Hekele reviews
Inuyasha hears Kagome singing a lullaby to Shippo one night and begins to realize his feelings for her, but can he tell her he loves her? Kagome's penpal Hekele and her friend Kachie are there too, can they win Sesshoumaru and Koga's hearts? Last chappie
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,411 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Diary of Unknown Memories by Chaotic Crescent reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome were heading to the Western Territory, which use to be ruled by Inuyasha's father. After arriving there Inuyasha finds an old dairy, which used to belonged to Inuyasha's mother. Now Inuyasha and Kagome must uncover the past.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
The Daughters of Slytherin and Gryffindor by Queen Li reviews
When you're the twin daughters of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, anything can happen! An evil grandfather, strange dreams, and a karaoke contest await!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,781 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Childhood Friends reviews
I was using my new used laptop and thought i should try Gaara and Sakura were friends when they were little. Story is better that summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Gaara
Isabella reviews
I was bored so please enjoy
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Her Wish reviews
The jewel is whole, but why isn't Kagome's heart?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
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