MissEmileigh
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Joined 08-04-08, id: 1656970, Profile Updated: 01-20-13
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Edgar Allan Poe.

Music & Writing = my life. My 3 guy cousins and younger brother [and as of 2012 my band, Awkward Turtles, made of 4 guy friends between 1-3 years younger than me] have inspired manymanymany of my stories and/or characters. They still are. I've been a Twilighter since 2007, my seventh grade year when I was first told to read the books by my Language Arts teacher. After I finished Eclipse 1 month and 4 days after beginning the whole series, I decided to mash up the (then-crappy) writings I was doing and my then obsession. When it comes to music, I'm hopelessly obsessed, so songs or anything pertaining to music will always be in my stories. Also, I'm very... well, retarded is the offensive word. Whatever that simile to retarded is that's not offensive, I am that. I mean, not literally, but I just have my moments. Especially with my bestie, but don't we all?(:

Team Emmett & Seth (books), Jasper & Paul (movies)

Emileigh {ps: my Instagram & Tumblr are also MissEmileigh}

[Amour A Paris, I Thought I Didn't Deserve Him, and Apples And Blushing And Vampires Oh My! will not be finished. I'll keep them up, but their status is set as Complete. I'd posted them years ago when I was still very amateur and don't feel like updating. The Next One is something still very dear to my heart. It was the very first fanfiction I ever wrote, before Breaking Dawn, and then I even changed Bella into a vampire. I will probably write as much as I can of it, and depending on the quality of that, decided whether or not to tear down The Next One here and completely redo it, or "Complete" it.]

Warnings: I may overuse Titanic or Shakespeare or anything Disney or music in my fanfics. It's just that shit's my life (well I have a watching-Titanic-with-my-bf fantasy even though it isn't my fave movie in the world!).

Name: Emily "Emileigh" Elizabeth Depp-McCarty-[mylegitlastname]

Age: 18

Instruments: Piano, ukelele, guitar, and voice

Fave Colors: Pink!!!, Orange, Black, Silver, Gold, Plum, Scarlet Red

Fave Food/Beverages: Tea (preferably Arizona or Brusion Few), Red Bull, potatoes (my favorite food ever), raspberries

Fave Bands: The Downton Fiction, Paramore, Never Shout Never, Mayday Parade, We The Kings, The Summer Set, Hot Chelle Rae, All Time Low, (cousins' band) Meet Us Halfway, Neon Trees, The Violent Femmes, Action Item, 3OH!3, The Beatles, Ke$ha, Katy Perry, Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Road Less Traveled, a lot of awesomesauce classical & soundtrack shizznetz, JET, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Within Temptation, Enya, The Hudson Branch, other shizz.

Fave Movies: Alice In Wonderland, Titanic, Sweeney Todd, Chicago, Shakespeare In Love, Avatar: The Last Airbender, To Save A Life, The Dark Knight, 7 Pounds, Lord of the Rings (Team Orlando Bloom babayy!), Pirates of the Caribbean, Thirteen, Twilight series, Prom Night, 10,000 BC, Stick It... Basically anything that'll make me cry or scream. And just a warning: I'll probably be using Titanic in quite a few stories, I'm obsessed with that movie.

Well, that's eight minutes of you're life you'll never get back!! Ha ha HA!!

I'm a girl... Yes, I play Halo regularly, and yes, I love it.

I also happen to be a Lutheran... GO JESUS LOVERS!!

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Emmett's Guide to Survive High School by TheBoleynLegacy reviews
With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school. co-author:Pink Vampire Skittle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 20,355 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Emmett
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13050 - Favs: 6,178 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
15 Things To Do At Walmart Cullen Style by twilighters-anonymous reviews
Ever get those annoying, yet funny chain e-mails that say stuff like “15 Things To Do At Walmart”? This is what happens when Bella gets one and decides to enlist the Cullens to help her actually do them!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,843 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burlesque by Bella Kali reviews
When Draco runs into Hermione at a Burlesque night club things get interesting. Rated M for sexual content and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,650 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Olive Juice by SarahCullen17 reviews
Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PPS I Love You, Emmett? by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Music Makes the World Go Round by Stalle reviews
Bella just got accepted to her music program when she meets Edward on a night out. Will they meet again? first fanfic, please be gentle. All Human BxE, JxA, RxEm Rated M for language and future possible lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
Titanic: A Bella and Edward story by xoxo41 reviews
The year is 1912, and it is the Titanic's maiden voyage. Bella is a rich girl while Edward is a poor man. What happens when two lives collide? A bit OOC because Bella is rich and Edward isn't. Not a Jack and Rose story! All human! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,376 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Preppy Bella by IzzyBoleyn reviews
Talented,hot,popular,head cheerleader & dating the hottest guy in school, what else could Bella Swan ask for?Suddenly her world gets turned upside down when she decides to move to Forks.Is this the end of her fairy tale or the beginning of a new adventure
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Funny Notes with Bella and the Cullens by meghanlundy reviews
What happens with a piece of paper and some pens mixed with the Cullens and... Bella! So many random things!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008
Not Always Safe by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Bella is alone in the house, waiting for Edward and the family to get back from hunting. When She thinks Edward is back early, she gets a horrifying surprise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Bella
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
50 Things To Do When You're Bored by Lost in Believing reviews
50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 76,434 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
Cullen Academy by Lost in Believing reviews
Undercover, these six students must face the challenges of getting back their secret that they stole from them. To complete the mission they have to act like their in love. Risking your life is one thing, but doing it when your someone is another. AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,325 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Mutual Assent by cdunbar reviews
Short, fluffy ExB one-shot. Nothing more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Pregnant? by addicted2evrythng reviews
What happens when Carlisle discovers an experimental drug that helps vampires get pregnant? And what happens when all 4 women are prego at the same time? The boys are in for a rough 9 months! Pre Breaking Dawn. Usual pairings E/B A/J R/E C/Es
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,261 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008
IMing with Twilight by Raikou-Sama reviews
Twilight characters are IMing, I know alot of people have already done it, but its really fun and i was bored. Oh, and please leave reviews, my goal is 1000. And thanks to all my readers for supporting me! I love you guys!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
Notes with the Cullens! by be my valentine reviews
What happens when my friends and I are hyper at one in the morning pretending to be Twilight characters? Read to find out! From Emmett walking in on Carlisle and Esme to Alice, Bella, and Jasper having a three way, this stuff is hillarious and crazy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
Banana by insertwickedpennamehere reviews
Edward, what's your girlfriend DOING to that banana?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Mr Brightside by FizzySherbert reviews
10 years after the Volturi incident. Renesmee is grown up and Jake has been patiently waiting. Now it's his time to shine, right? Read and review :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Bella's Wild Night by lexarDuo reviews
What happen's when Bella is left wit Emmettt to be babysat and he cracks out the boos? Read and find out. One-shot. Kind of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The Last Night by mskayla reviews
All Human. Renee is a druggie that beats Bella. Her dad turns his head because he's in love with Renee. It started when she was 14. For 3 yrs she thinks she worthless cutting herself. Can the Cullens change her outlook on life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,126 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Mia! by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Mixture of Twilight and Mamma Mia. Bella helps out mother Renee run the island hotel, but when Bella's friends visit with a gorgeous boy, Edward Masen, sparks will fly - along with songs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,821 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Cullen Carnival by GeronimoPond reviews
The Cullens hit the carnival. Emmett pigs out, Jasper freaks out, Carlisle and Esme make out- what! Some all-around good, wholesome Cullen-y goodness! All Vamps, a tad OOC in some parts. M for some future chapters, maybe...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
So Not Typical Boarding School by citystars reviews
When 17 year old Bella Swan attends the prestigious Waverly Prep Boarding School, she meets Edward Cullen, your average school player. When Edward takes interest to Bella, will she fall for him? Better than it sounds. Rated M for Safety. EXB OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,954 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
The House of Twilight by mskayla reviews
Bella Swan is 17. She's dating Fork's high football captian. She doesn't quite fit into her life though. She is marked after school and embarks on her new life. She is sent to help Zoey. Cross between House of Night and Twilight. Everything is explained.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Second Honeymoon by Kitschisme reviews
My interpretation of Bella and Edward's "second honeymoon" when they visit their cottage for the first time in Breaking Dawn. Rated M for a reason - a delicious lemon souflee. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Attack of the Song Fics: Volume II by Lady Murray reviews
Spinoff of Attack of the SongFics! Extreme AU! FUNNY SONG-FICS! What kind of story has Mel Gibson fanatics, 50's car races, HSM hating, and Jane getting a mohawk? This one!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,038 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Cullen Family Tournament by Fanpyre reviews
The Cullen Family have a tournament, where Rose and Eddie, Jazz and Bella, Alice and Emmey are team mates and Carlisle and Esme are Judges. WHO will win, what will happen? R&R! Co-written with IFeelYourPainAndJoy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Bella Takes A Survey by pleasebiteme reviews
Bella takes a Myspace survey and gets the rest of the Cullens into taking some too... R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,937 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
I'dGiveAnything by xoxo41 reviews
Bella, if there was any way for me to become human, I would do it. No matter what the price." My version of Breaking Dawn. Starts two months before the wedding. Read and review, please. Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,109 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something by orsinoslady reviews
Little smutty one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8371 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Emmett and Rosalie: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A mature one shot with Emmette Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Bella and the Beast: Twilight Karaoke! by LindaRoo reviews
The songs of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" humorously re-written to the plot of Twilight. Come join the fun and sing along! You know you want to...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008
What's At Steak by Crystal Remnant reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Shenanigans by Amber'n'Bronze reviews
Edward and Emmett's hysterical St. Patrick's Day adventures.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Summer Heat by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Reaching out, I snagged a fistful of his shirt and yanked it. Hard. As I did so, I gave him my demand: “Take off your clothes.” [BellaxEdward. NOT what you're probably thinking!]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 102 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
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Echo reviews
title subject to change Bella, 22, is constantly harassed by Rosalie&Alice about how she's never been kissed nor sexed up. Well... a sexy man named Edward shows up and, frankly, they just despise each other. Or do they? O.o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011
Sunburning Is A Peach reviews
A cute and fluffy one-shot... Bella is extremely sunburned and Edward is always there to help her when she falls! nothing too sexy, I promise .
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amour a Paris reviews
All human Bella and the usual gang are all besties in high school, dating and whatnot. But now Bella's going out with James, a punk-y rocker guy who is totally smokin'. This is soooo gonna flip the buds' lives upside down! Reviewing inspiration! Chap 6!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
The Violet Eyes reviews
A project: write as if you are EAP. Please, give it a chance.... and review with pointers on it or constructive crit! This is 2 days before it's due! About: a man who is haunted haha that's all I'm gonna say!
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
The Adventures Of Emmett Cullen: Piano Lessons reviews
Kay so this is in MY Emmett's POV... the one from More Than A Klutz To Me. Em decides to take piano lessons but.... he gets a wee bit sidetracked. Based on my 14 year old guy cousin... should say it there. Warning BD spoilers, language, & sexual talk :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Emmett
More Than A Klutz To Me reviews
Emmett has just bought Rock Band, and while playing he discovers Bella's secret. Pranks and mud insured. This was my first fanfic and I've finally update to the last chap. So... yeahh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
I Thought I Didn't Deserve Him reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE: -"Ooh I found it!" Emmett interrupted. The boys clapped their hands and started cabbage patching.- Just a little bit from chapter three which I have just posted. Please read and review! Oh and notice that it's now rated T for updates.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Apples and Blushing and Vampires Oh My reviews
Bella and the Cullens go apple picking. Enough said. Set before BD. Vampries/humans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Complete
Rosalie vs Bella reviews
Rose and Bella are home alone. Sisterly bonding... HAH! As if! Set before BD, oneshot, and VERY VERY bad language. The entire thing might be completly silly but I was bored and wanted to see what would happen in this situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
The Next one
Something I did after Breaking Dawn. Charlie dies, and the Cullens and wolves must slay the evil vampires... again. But this time, things have a bit of a twist to them. It's a lot better than it sounds, trust me! Please R&R! I might rate it M later....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,202 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008
Clue reviews
Emmett is bored... the game Clue is pulled out... Jacob "cheats"... Emmett acts like, well, himself...inspired by my little brother. BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Mosquito reviews
Emmett, Edward, Jasper, and Bella hunting. Just a little thing inspired from a true story
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete