Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
Quotes between my best friend, Renee, and me
Renee: Will you steal me a baby?
Jyssica: Um, no
O4TheLoveOfPink7:(me talking about learning to line dance) I'm right next to you...but knowing me...I'll trip...and knock you over..then you'll knock the person next to you...and they'll knock over the person next to them..Ect ect...like dominoes
Rahnay x3:(Renee) lmfao...Omg Bestie...it's like call 911 and when they get to you “whats wrong ma'am?” “Well see I just saw thousands of hot guys”
Renee: I made scissors out of my hair tie
Jyssica: You made scissors…out of your hair tie?
Renee: This is really cool CUT CUT!
Renee: I made it again, CUT CUT! I’m so amused
Renee: We go together like a pen, I’m the pen you’re the cap. Wait that can be taken soo wrong.
Jyssica: Oh god
Renee: Well if you think about it, it could be a threesome with the ink in the pen and the pen in the cap…
Jyssica: Stop, just stop.
Renee: We gotta hang out soon Bestieroo. HA that’s what I’m going to call you Bestieroo.
O4TheLoveOfPink7:(me) I'm a flying tractor with a flamingo on top WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rahnay x3:(Renee) shoot me lol
O4TheLoveOfPink7: gobble gobble
Rahnay x3: lol
Rahnay x3: wow
O4TheLoveOfPink7: I want to be a bird
O4TheLoveOfPink7: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
Rahnay x3: ohhh god im running brb
O4TheLoveOfPink7: HOLY CROW!
O4TheLoveOfPink7: your icon changes color...COOL
O4TheLoveOfPink7: I have such a headache...I need some medication...WILL YOU ANSWER THE FREAKIN PHONE!!
HOOKEDonRENT:(me) How is you??
Rahnay x3:(Renee) good, you
HOOKEDonRENT: I mean...I'm good
HOOKEDonRENT:(me) Root beer root beer I love root beer
Rahnay x3:(Renee) lol weirdoooooo
HOOKEDonRENT: lalalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalala...LLAMA haha
Rahnay x3: lol wowwwww
Rahnay x3: you know you+walk=my house
HOOKEDonRENT: there was a girl on T.V and she was like "I can sing, I can dance, plus I'm smart"
HOOKEDonRENT: then she ran into a railing
Jyssica: Ok so I went to fling my hair tie across the room because it was too tight and it was cutting off the circulation to my hand….and instead of flying forward…if flew backwards and hit me in the eye.
O4TheLoveOfPink7: You can get Steve’s (her boyfriends) name tattooed on your butt.
Jyssica: Yeah me and my bestie are so cool..we spend our time blowing into the phone and pressing the buttons to make songs...That's right be jealous bitches!
Rahnay x3: stop the haterade
Favorite T.V Show, Movie, and Book Quotes
Wizards Of Waverly Place
Jerry Russo: (trying to teach spells) Okay, you haven't eaten for days and your starving, and in desprite need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Alex Russo: I go down to the sandwich shop and ask Mom to make me a sandwich.
Jerry Russo: Yes, but Mom's not there?
Justin Russo: Where's Mom?
Jerry Russo: She left the country.
Justin Russo: Left the country! Why? Is she okay?
Jerry Russo: She's fine!
Alex Russo: Well if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich.
Jerry Russo: (sees the catwalk) Oooo! Catwalk!
Jerry Russo: (starts strutting down the runway)
Alex Russo: Well this is awkward
Justin Russo: I'm staying here to watch your plan blow up and pop. Metaphor.
Alex Russo: Well I'll be the one laughing like a hyena.
Justin Russo: Simile.
Alex Russo: No, animal joke.
Theresa Russo: Don't worry. I'm going to teach you all about Espanol.
Alex Russo: OK, but I need help with my Spanish, too.
Theresa Russo: Espanol is Spanish.
Alex Russo: Espanol is Spanish for what?
That's So Raven
Raven: Dad, we've always been a three-sum, and if they become a two-sum, then I become a one-sum, then if they break up, we become three one-sums which is definitely not as good as one three-sum!
(after Eddie and Corey spray pillow feathers all over Nicki)
Raven: That darn Eddie!
Nicki: How am I supposed to go over there like this?
Eddie: Maybe you can fly.
(Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea are in costume, pretending to be someone famous)
Raven: Everyone is looking at me. Why can't I just blend in?
(about Mr. Briggs)
Raven: He's looking me in the eye.
Eddie Thomas: to Mr. Briggs Don't do that.
Pirates Of The Carribean
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Grapple: Say goodbye.
(a sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window)
Will Turner: Goodbye.
Elizabeth: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.
Will Turner: You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Swann: (as Will, Jack, and Norrington fight) Stop it! Will!
Will Turner: Guard the chest!
Elizabeth Swann: indignantly No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
(starts throwing rocks at them)
Elizabeth Swann: Enough! This is madness!
Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
(pretends to faint, then opens one eye to see that none of them have noticed)
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: (turns to Gibbs) I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.
Will Turner: What about Jack? I won't leave without him!
(Jack runs in followed by hundreds of angry cannibals)
Will Turner: Never mind! Let's go!
Will Turner: Jack, Elizabeth is in danger!
Jack Sparrow: Have you considered keeping more watchful eye on her? Maybe just lock her up somewhere.
Will Turner: Will you marry me?
Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa!
(Will shocked because of her 'choice')
Elizabeth Swann: (to Barbossa) Marry us!
(Will is relieved)
Barbossa: I'm a little busy at the moment!
Will Turner: Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
Elizabeth Swann: I do.
Will Turner: Great!
Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
Will Turner: I do.
Barbossa: You may kiss - You may kiss - JUST KISS!
(Sao Feng holds a knife near a frightened Asian man)
Captain Sao Feng: Drop your weapons, or I kill the man!
Barbossa: Kill him, he's not our man.
Will Turner: Wait,if he's not with you & he's not with us... then who is he with?
Elizabeth Swann: I propose an exchange. Will leaves with us. And you can take Jack.
Will Turner: Done.
Jack Sparrow: Undone.
Lord Cutler Beckett: Done.
Barbossa: (to Elizabeth) Jack's one of the nine pirate lords. You have no right.
Elizabeth Swann: (with defiance) King!
Murtogg: This dock is off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately.
(Jack makes to continue but is blocked by Murtogg and Mullroy)
Jack Sparrow: Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen, such as yourselves, did not merit an invitation?
Murtogg: Someone's got to make sure that this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
Jack Sparrow: It's a fine goal, to be sure. But it seems to me... that a ship like that one, makes this one here seem a bit superfluous, really.
Murtogg: Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough. But there's no ship as can match the Interceptor for speed.
Jack Sparrow: I've heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.
Mullroy: Well, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Murtogg: The Black Pearl is a real ship.
Mullroy: No, it's not.
Murtogg: Yes it is, I've seen it.
Mullroy: You've seen it?
Mullroy: You haven't seen it.
Murtogg: Yes, I have.
Mullroy: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned, and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
Murtogg: But I have seen a ship with black sails.
(Jack quietly slips passed them unnoticed)
Mullroy: Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're telling me?
Murtogg: (nods) No.
Mullroy: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor.
Jack Sparrow: (to Weatherby Swann) I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
(to Commodore Norrington)
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
(backs up and trips over ledge)
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
Jack Sparrow: ...This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
Jack Sparrow: greedily No!
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Jack Sparrow: (holds up jar of dirt) Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
(falls down stairs, holds up jar again)
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
Will Turner: Be my guest.
Jack Sparrow: Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it that, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself, eh? So whose fault is it really that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
(Jack somersaults off roof, Norrington turns to Will)
Norrington: Unfortunately Mr. Turner, he's right!
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Leech: Keys... unlock... things?
Professor Snape: (taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand) Reveal your secrets.
(writing appears on the map)
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and...”
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Ron: (sitting bolt upright in bed) Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
(falls straight back asleep)
Harry: What's the holdup?
Ron: Probably Neville's forgotten the password again.
Neville Longbottom: (behind them) Hey!
Ron: Oh... You're there...
Harry: Now what?
Hermione: We save Sirius.
Hermione: No idea.
Harry: Egypt, huh? What's it like?
Ron: Brilliant! Loads of cool stuff. Mummies, tombs. Even Scabbers enjoyed himself.
Hermione: You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dung beetle.
Harry: Poor Professor Lupin's having a really tough night.
Harry: Good punch.
Harry: (seeing himself in the past) That's us! This is not normal.
Harry: He's free. We did it.
Dumbledore: Did what? Good night.
Ron: (when Harry and Hermione reappear) How did you get there? I... I was talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione: What's he talking about Harry?
Harry: I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once?
Ron: Let me get this strait. Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban to come after you?
Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean, everyone's looking for him.
Ron: Sure. Except no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before, and he's a murderous raving lunatic.
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
Harry: I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost control.
Hermione: Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry: I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron: I still think it's brilliant.
(Harry and Hermione have Time-Turned and are hiding behind the pumpkins. Hermione throws the second rock, which hits the Harry inside Hagrid's hut on the back of his head)
Harry: (inside Hagrid's hut) Ow!
Harry: (outside next to Hermione, rubbing the back of his head) Ow. That hurt!
Ron: (discussing inviting dates to the Yule Ball) This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without dates! Well, us and Neville.
Harry: (laughing) Yeah, but then again he could take himself.
Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.
Ron: What? Now I'm really depressed. Oi, Hermione... you're a girl.
Hermione: (haughtily) Very well spotted.
Ron: Come with one of us! It's one thing for a bloke to show up alone, but for a girl it's just sad.
Hermione: (angrily) I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! And I said yes!
Ron: Bloody hell. She's lying, right?
Harry: If you say so.
Cedric Diggory:(Future Edward Cullen!) I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.
Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.
Cedric Diggory: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor? It's not a bad place for a bath. Just take your egg and... mull things over in the hot water.
Ginny: (helping a speechless and queasy looking Ron into the common room) It's ok, Ron. It's alright. It doesn't matter.
Harry: What happened to you?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour out.
Harry: What did she say?
Hermione: No, of course.
(Ron shakes his head in pained embarrassment)
Hermione: She said yes?
Ron: Don't be silly. There she was, just walking by... you know how I like it when they walk... I couldn't help it... it just sort of slipped out!
Ginny: Actually, he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did you do then?
Ron: What else? I ran for it!
(Professor McGonagall demonstrates a waltz with Ron as her partner)
Professor McGonagall: One-two-three, one-two-three...
Harry: (aside) You're never gonna let him forget this, are you?
Fred, George: (shaking their heads) Never.
Harry: Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?
Rita Skeeter: So tell me, Harry. Here you sit, a mere boy of 12...
Harry: - I'm 14...
Rita Skeeter: - about to compete against three students who are not only vastly more emotionally mature than yourself, but who've mastered spells that you wouldn't attempt in your dizziest daydreams. Concerned?
Harry: I dunno, I haven't really thought about it...
Rita Skeeter: Because you're no ordinary boy of 12 are you?
Rita Skeeter: Your story's legend. Do you think it was the trauma of your past that made you so keen to enter such a dangerous tournament?
Harry: No, I didn't enter.
Rita Skeeter: Of course you didn't.
Rita Skeeter: Everyone loves a rebel, Harry. Speaking of your parents, were they alive, how do you think they'd feel? Proud? Or concerned that your attitude shows, at best, a pathological need for attention? The worst psychotic death wish.
(Harry glances at Rita's notes)
Harry: Hey, my eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past!
Hermione Granger: You've done it, Neville! You've found the Room of Requirement!
Ron Weasley: The what?
Hermione Granger: It's also known as the Come and Go Room. The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped with the seeker's needs.
Ron Weasley: So, say you really needed a toilet...
Hermione Granger: Charming, Ronald. But yes, that is the general idea.
Harry Potter: What are you doing?
Hermione Granger: Improvising.
Ron Weasley: (about Harry's first kiss) Well? How was it?
Harry Potter: Wet. I mean, she was sort of crying.
Ron Weasley: (laughs) That bad at it, are you?
Hermione Granger: I'm sure Harry's kissing was more that satisfactory. Cho spends half her time crying these days.
Ron Weasley: You'd think a bit of snogging would cheer her up.
Hermione Granger: Don't you understand how she must be feeling? Well, obviously she's feeling sad about Cedric, and therefore confused about liking Harry, and guilty about kissing him. Conflicted because Umbridge is threatening to sack her mum from her job at the Ministry, and frightened about failing her O.W.L.s because she's so busy worrying about everything else.
Ron Weasley: One person couldn't feel all that, they'd explode!
Hermione Granger: Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon.
Harry: Promise me something.
Dobby: Anything, sir.
Harry: Never try to save my life again.
Ron: Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him! I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?
I would like to say, I am Team Edward. But I do, however, think that Jake is a good friend to Bella, but I don't think they should be together
And, thanks to Breaking Dawn, Seth is my favorite Werewolf.
Future Twlight Fanfic Summeries:
Superman - Edward and Emmett Cullen were hired to be a famous singer's, Bella Swan, bodyguards. What happens when a crazed fan is rejected and hellbent on killing Bella? They must save her. AU All Human Cannon Couples.
Letting Go Of The Past - Bella Swan moves back to Forks to live with her father and older brother Emmett and falls in love. But when something reminds her of her troubled past, she must let him go. Will she be able to let go of her past and let herself be loved again? What will she do when her past shows up on her doorstep? AU, All Human, Cannon Couples.
Never Alone - Sequel to Angel Of Death. Summery coming soon. AU, All Vampire, Cannon Couples.
The Storm - In the middle of a terrible storm, Edward Cullen's precious Volvo breaks down and he must take refuge in a nearby house. What happens when the woman that lives in said house just happens to be Bella Swan, the girl he's had a crush on since seventh grade? Is this mother's nature way of bringing two soul mates together, or just a coincidence? AU, All Human, Cannon Couples.
Moving On, But Never Forgetting - I'm not going to post this story until it's done. I had a dream that I knew would make a good story so I wrote it down, but I've got so many others in the process, I don't want anyone to know about what will happen in it until it's finished. So it's a mystery.
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