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Joined 08-04-08, id: 1657337, Profile Updated: 07-31-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Alrighty! Hello everyone! Just call me Shelby! I am a aspiring teenager wanting to be a computer graphics artist when I get older. As an artist, I write as well, hence the FanFiction account! Anyway, a little about me... Hmmm, well I love almost all animes but my favorites are Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Death Note, and Ouran High School Host Club.

I love evil characters the most it seems... my favorites from these series are Madara (Naruto) Envy (FMA) L Lawliet (Death Note) and Kyoya (Ouran) Dunno, it seems like I always love the evil characters! ' Anyway I wanna point out that I READ THE NARUTO MANGA. So the Naruto writings I use will usually be off of what we have learned about in the Manga. Mostly about Madara...

I also have a roleplay here: Where I play a multitude of characters.

More about me: I love music and I usually will write fanfictions based on what I have been listening to. This also applies to my drawings. I LIKE YAOI! There, now you know. I am perverted, like the rest of my friends. I don't write hard core yaoi, but I rarely will write a few fluff fanfics.

I don't bite, so feel free to send me messages and such. I will bite if you insult me or my friends, but who wouldn't? (I bite VERY HARD)

I also prefer it if your stories have proper grammar, and are well-written and literate. It is kinda a 'must have' for me. I love funny stories, and I will be caught writing them from time to time.

Well, that's about it for now. I hope you enjoy! My newer works are better, so I hope you can bare with me as I continue to grow better.

See my artwork here: (Steal it, and you WILL be lit on fire)

My sayings:

You only live once.

Find a silver lining.

Take one day at a time.

The future isn't now, so focus on what's in front of you.

Have fun!

Now for some random sayings!

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

When life gives you lemons, take them home, 'cuz seriously, FREE LEMONS!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!


If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you forget your real name after being called Deidara for the past week(Don't even start with me xD). Crazy is when you ask random people in the street if they can get you a taco because you are to lazy to get one yourself. Then throughout the entire day you wonder if they got you one. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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Confronting the father by meerlorre reviews
REVAMPED AND EDITED. What if Vegeta was granted the chance of speaking with his father? What if he could talk to him, and tell him about his life? What would King Vegeta say? And most importantly, would King Vegeta answer all of his questions? R&R.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,850 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 8/12/2006 - King Vegeta, Vegeta - Complete
Empty House by balthezarian reviews
After Bulma is in an accident, life in the Briefs household cannot go back to what it was.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,521 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki's playground by Gaaragirl312 reviews
Akatsuki kindergardners! That's enough to say! Its also the begining of Akatsuki! It has nothing bad and a bit of fighting. Please read! It'll be good I can bet on it! Old, story is old. Won't be continued.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Ask the Uchihas by ElementUchihaMaster reviews
ask obito, itachi, or sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,334 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Deidara's Kittens by Babs McGoogle reviews
Deidara's Kitty sequel::Deidara and Sasori are together at last and happy. At least, until they find out something that will change everything. SasoDei, ItaHida, yaoi, mpreg, rated because of Hidan and other reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
The Big Love by GoesKaboom reviews
A rare glimpse inside an even rarer family with multiple husbands. Akatsuki Crack like you've never seen it before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Life of a Prince by Biker Babe21 reviews
the life of prince vegeta. need i say more?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Vegeta
Final Year by sakicchi reviews
The Akatsuki are 13 and in their last year of Konoha Elementary. How will it slide, with all the crazy events and 2 new transfer students from Ame? I suck at summaries. Chapter story. Akatsuki OOCness. Rated T for Hidan just being Hidan. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Akatsuki Alphabet by LiteralBlue reviews
From A right through all the fiddly little letters like Q and X, right through to Z, the Akatsuki have their moments, categorised for your delight into alphabetic order! Contains moderate OCs and Hidan's dirty, dirty mouth. Tobi-love all the way! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U. - Complete
The Akatsuki's kitten by Gaaragirl312 reviews
Pein is missing and its a panic in the Akatsuki base. Deidara soon finds a orange kitten that looks an awful lot like Pein. Who is this cat and how will they react with the answer? Rated T for language. This story was not completed, but I won't continue it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Just How Far I've Fallen by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Pre-/Post- Massacre. As Itachi is questioned about Shisui's suicide, Sasuke watches, afraid of what his brother had become. Later, a warrant is obtained for Itachi's arrest, and Sasuke is suddenly facing life without his brother. Can Itachi be saved?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Complete
Tobi, Our Baby by iNejiHina reviews
Konan finds a 3-year-old Tobi running around in a corner. Now it's up to the rest of the Akatsuki members to take care of him; by acting as one big family. Auntie Sasori to the rescue! -Crack, Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
Raijuu Released by XSapphirexXxRoseX reviews
The 6 tailed Bijuu escapes from the Sealing Statue. The Akatsuki members must now work together to catch it. AD, might be some OOCness and a lot of imagination.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
How the Akatsuki Came to Be Against All Odds by amai-amaya reviews
Set before the formation of Akatsuki. Pein is trying to hire members and encounters some difficulties during their job interviews – first of all with his lifelong friend, Konan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
I hate you,un by Disgraceful Art reviews
A series of one shots exploring the relationship between Itachi and Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Sunday School With Hidan by GoesKaboom reviews
Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Two out of Three by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
The Akatsuki offers Sakura something too good to refuse. And it just may involve shoving coughdrops down a not-so-evil clan murder's throat. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Akutski and Hannah Montana by Cirtified Naruto Addict reviews
Its Tobi birthday and what does he want to do?.....Go to see Hannah Montanna.... God help the Akatsuki and keep them from killing her!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
Akatsuki Baseball by redclouds reviews
Pein decides to make the Akatsuki into a baseball team to earn some cash, you can tell how this turns out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Ask The Akatsuki by XxBlack WidowxX reviews
Basically ask the member of Akatsuki anything you wish!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Akatsuki PreSchool! by BandPunk reviews
Pein is married to Konan, Konan wants a baby but Pein does not, how far will Konan go to get her dream? by turning the Akatsuki into babies? there will be pairings read to find out who, and how will pre-school for the Akatsuki go?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Baby Deidara by NintendoGal55 reviews
Stupid story about Deidara turning into a baby. Please don't read this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki's Ghost House by Ashurii-chan143 reviews
It's been 500 years since the defeat of the akatsuki. Now they haunt a 200 year-old mansion. When un-expected guests arrive to move into the manor, death becomes a little more interesting for the Akatsuki. Rated T for Hidans mouth. No pairings as of yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Pain/Pein
An Immortal's Grief by Darkfire75 reviews
short KakuHida oneshot. I really can't think up a good summary for this, so yeah. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Memories of Pain by Skullblade reviews
What goes on when the Akatsuki is gone? When only Pein is left? Takes place after the Jiraiya/Pein fight if Pein hadn't won.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Ask Akatuski by Grumblemumble reviews
Well, here you have it! Ask the Akatsuki members!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/27/2007
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Leader's Minor Problem by LiteralBlue reviews
Leader has a minor problem... someone has taped over his favourite TV show, and he is Not Amused. The Akatsuki face certain death, unless someone were to intervene... COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan's Weakness by Darkfire75 reviews
Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Akatsuki Thanksgiving by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
It's Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki lair! Read as everyone's favorite missingnins discuss food, family, and the tape of Hidan getting his ass kicked by Kakuzu. WARNINGS: Oneshot, Hidaxkuzu hints, Itachi off his lithium meaning he's got actual emotions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
What Smoking Can Do To Ya by uncle T reviews
Crack. OOC. OneShot. Rated T I Guess. Da Title Says It All... Juz Read 'n Review Y'all. Peace Out! Oh It's 'bout da eversofamous Akatsuki btw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Baby Adventures of the Akatsuki by Marufuji reviews
What happens when the Akatsuki suddenly turn into babies because of a cheap cereal Kakuzu bought? Since Tobi overslept, Sasori doesn't eat, and Leader had coffee, they will take on parental responsibilities! It starts out slow, such as the first chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
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Baby Sharingan reviews
This is a story about if Itachi was turned into a three year old.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Akatsuki Warriors reviews
Akatsuki/Warrior cats crossover, what more can I say? Includes the Ocs Shelby, and Tasha. PeinXKonan. Other Oc pairings in later chapters. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Shelli's Story reviews
Shelli Mahato was a normal ninja, but what happens when she is captured by the Akatsuki? Forced to stay, she must overcome some of the most difficult of tasks. When she is no longer forced to stay, what path will she choose? Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan
Not In Love reviews
Shelli has only loved one person in her entire life, now, he’s gone, and she feels different when she is near Hidan. She thinks it’s nothing, but her friends beg to differ. OcXHidan and mentions of OcXItachi. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki Before Christmas reviews
The Akatsuki descover Christmas, but don't quite understand it. So, they express their feelings in song. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete