The Amazing Wonder Ninja
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Joined 08-05-08, id: 1657831, Profile Updated: 02-13-10
Author has written 9 stories for Death Note, Harry Potter, and Modern Faerie Tales.

hey everyone, i dont know why youre on my profile, but i guess since you are i'll tell you about me. my name is Mello, i love action movies and apcolyptic horror and some sci-fi. my hair used to be blonde until i dyed it purple, but now its bright red like Matt's (from death note) (who's birthday is today, cause it's february 1!! i'm going to make brownies!), and its cut like Badou's from Dogs. and no, i dont only care about my hair. i have lots of things i care about, like gay rights and stuff. i dont usually have such horrible grammer and capitalization, but right now i'm playing the really old gameboy color with one hand while i type...(in honor of matt).

my favorite fandoms are Dogs: Bullets and Carnage, Death Note, Tithe, Unwind (though I havent written any fanfics for it yet), and ANYTHING YAOI. and some yuri, depending on who it is.

My favorite bands are Evanescence (Origin), Lacuna Coil (Shallow Life), Linkin Park (Minutes To Midnight), Angelspit (Krankhaus), Ayria, i:Scintilla, 30 Seconds To Mars, Within Temptation, and My Chemical Romance.

everyone!!--please go to this site. it's amazing, and i doubt you'll regret it. www.dark-wolf.weebly.com

hmm...what else...well...i'm about halfway through the movie Requiem for a Dream, and it's amazing so far.

...and that's all.

--Mells

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Why Zero isn't A Girl by Nightmare Remnant reviews
Cause he wasn't born that way, but fate is cruel and forces him into skirts instead of pants anyways. A crack fic, made more for my own amusement than anything else. DISCONTINUED
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Freak by westwardcircle reviews
Mello's life sucks - Uncool at school and unwanted at home. He is a freak and he is alone. But when Matt enters his life, he might have found something to live for. MattxMello with some LxLight. Sorry for OCs. M - Swears, Cutting, Abuse, Rape, etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,906 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Never Break A Promise by Bleubonheur reviews
Chiaki never got over Ororon's death. 2 years later she wanders the streets of the city she destroyed, only wanting to forget about him. But when Chiaki thinks she sees Ororon's figure at the end of a street she begins to question if he's really dead...
Demon Ororon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009
Chocolate Kisses by XxDonMelloxX reviews
Mat and Mello share a Christmas alone together, and each find that they're not the only to have harbored feelings for the other.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,335 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Laments of a Lawliet by A.D. Williams reviews
L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,283 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Bang Chronicles: Firecrotch and Zombiefuck by KinkyEyepatchShit reviews
A compelling tale of one buttpirateginger and one sciencecracker in the struggle for acceptance,love,and friendship. JUST KIDDING! Heine and Badou are up to their usual junk in these 'domestic' tales. Enjoy the mayhem, I implore you. R&R loves!
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,490 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Badou N., Haine R. - Complete
St Michael and the Damned Apostle by UsuakariTOT reviews
Days from death: Matt reflects. Mello smolders. Fate looms before them, an unforked road charging unflinchingly towards destruction. But in the Vally of the Shadow of Death they fear no evil, for these sinners walk together and together they will burn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Of Blood and Grit by dragonmaiden50 reviews
A drunken Ichigo agrees to his roommates offer to buy him a prostitute. Little does he know this one decision will change his life forever. Bleach alternate universe, yaoi, smut, murder, rape, lemons, swearing, drug abuse, and grit.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,144 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
In Charge by Threshie reviews
When Near suddenly collapses while he and Matt are home alone, the redhead finds himself in charge for the first time ever. AU friendship fic starring Matt and Near, with Mello and L later. Chapter 27 has arrived!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,810 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Matt, Near
Stay With Me by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
Sequel to Everything Is Alright. Matt's still head-over-heels for Mello. But what if he finds Mello... with someone else? MattxMello, YAOI, SEQUEL! R&R please!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Matt, Mello
Forever and a Week by Helen N reviews
AU LxLight If there was one thing Light Yagami hated more than kids messing with his life, it was nineteen years old sweet-loving kids with a severe case of chicken pox that loved to stare at him while he slept. Full summary inside.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,604 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Light Y., L
The Aneurism Dump by KinkyEyepatchShit reviews
Take a peek again into the daily lives of our ginger buttpirate and zombiecracker as they battle the random girl interested in Heine, a singing Bishop, being trapped in the closet, lunchtime confessions, and many, many more! Full sum inside. Rated M. R&R!
Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Badou N., Haine R. - Complete
Everything is Alright by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
But I call dibs on Matt. He may not know it, and nobody else might either, but Matt was mine.' Rated M for later chapters. MattxMello YAOI R&R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Nulli Secundus by RayeWilliams reviews
A hailstorm. A bell tower. And a four-pointed star...these three things awaken something in Mello that seems to shatter him, and even Near is unsure about how to put the pieces together. But...what's Branding? And what exactly does L know? MxN, AU-ish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,808 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Mello, Near
Two Letters by Tierfal reviews
‘No’ is just two letters, but they're not the ones that plague him. L/Mello, for Jenwryn.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - L, Mello - Complete
Memories by Wicked Lovelace reviews
Mello and Matt's time in the Whammy House. Read inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,151 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Back From Hell by Hinata888 reviews
Lost and confused, Corny tries to find the right path. Either to his lover, Luis, or the the demon knight who could kill him at any minute. Warning! CornyxLuis CornyxNephamael Warning 2! Bad language. Is rated T
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
If You Fade Tonight by Amako-chan reviews
MELLOxMATT. Oneshot. OOC? One of the Reviews: Your story is just fantastic, brilliant, and orginial. - Nusura Miku. Mello can't control his thoughts any longer, and so he decides his best way out, is a permanent way out...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Playing with Fire by RayeWilliams reviews
Wammy's isn't as peaceful as it appears. Behind the indifference is fear. Behind the kindness is bloodlust. And what appears to be strength is insanity, a shattered, broken childhood memory. MxN. Rated for sex, violence, torture, rape, murder...ON HIATUS.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,710 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Mello, Near
The Infinite Blessed Perhaps by danniisupernova reviews
“I used to do it all the time. I’d climb a tree with a box of cereal and my brother’s toy gun and pretend that everyone else had gone away and I could do whatever I wanted. I’d dance across the lawn and fight legions of the undead, all by myself.” Missing
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Angela M., Zach A. - Complete
Night And Day by MiaoShou reviews
AU. The NPA are assisting mysterious detective L with a new case. Raito has to work with an unusual partner... Shonen ai. Yaoi. Complete now :
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,599 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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Die Another Day reviews
Matt was never the type to take the backseat, or go quietly. He's not afraid to die. But sometimes, picking fights can get you in way over your head. Now, with people theatening his life in the least expected moments, what will he do? strong languge.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Matt, Mello
Murderer reviews
It's two in the morning and Corny can't sleep. What harm can a nightime walk do, right? If only he had known...Luis is abducted by a faerie exile sworn to avenge Nephamael- by targeting Corny's weakness! Will Corny make the trade?
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Corny S., Luis
Bring me to Life reviews
Corny/Luis poem-fic. the title has nothing to do with it, it's just the name of the song i was listening to when i posted it, XD. please read and review, but don't flame. i know it sux, i posted it because there is a severe lack of C/L fics on FF.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Good Enough reviews
All corny knew was that he wanted to be good enough for Nephamael. Corny/Nephamael shounen ai. the lyrics are by Evanescence, i thought the song was fitting.
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2009
Bloodstained Dreams reviews
the secret behind L's insomnia- nightterrors. horrible nighterrors, where he relives the horrors of his best friend's letter A's suicide. when the time comes, can raito help him leave his past in the past? READ AND REVIEW! tell me what you think!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hug an Emo kid reviews
What's an emo?" james asked lily one day. how does this result in james hugging snape? and what does snape do? read to find out! RANDOMNESS OF DOOM. plz dont flame me, no offence intended!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
First and Final reviews
what if A knew L? what if they were friends...until that fateful night.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2009 - A, L - Complete
L reviews
A's thoughts, and the reason he commits suicide.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - A, L - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Mello reviews
yes, i had to. i hope you have as much fun reading this as i had writing it! the title is self explainitory. read and review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mello - Complete