Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
any I am not obsess with twilight!I think intensely.
brithday: march 5th gender: girl age:14 Location:salt lake city, utah (i think the utes rock!!) fav books: twilight,marked,stargirl, night world, blue bloods, etrenal hobbies: palying cello, reading fav singers:simple plan, nine days, goo goo dolls,jhon mayer, one perpubic, all- amercan rejects, paramore, boys like girls.favorite place: that is easy... bear lake.(my family goes there every year. it is so fun.)
this place makes me feel better
say the word "cow" after each word:
Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:
Now read from the bottom up:
oys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
i admit i have O.C.D.,
if you ever want to SLAP somone, copy this on to your profile
if you ever been obsessed with twilight that when ever you hear thunder think of
vampires playing baseball.copy this on to your profile
if you ever tried blogking your thoughts on how gorgeous edward cullen is
because you don't want to say gorgeous edward cullen can hear you,copy this on to your profile
and...if you ever begin kiddnaped and nearly eated by evil fliing squirrels befor you vampire boyfriend saves you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished
the squirrels shouting " die squirrels beasts die!" copy this to you profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
People, its true!! I know how it feels. Guys, pluck up the courage to climb to the top of the tree!!
A conversation between a girl and her boyfriend:
A conversation between a girl and her boyfriend:
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty
Girl: which would you chose me or you life?
Boy: my life
Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?
Girl: I heard enough
as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:
I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
very random things
Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh. (I must have GREAT friends then! lol)
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. (I HAVE!)
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (I know mine do!)
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
My favorite word is sarcasm.(Yep, totally is.)
"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin
"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity.
I've got things to break, people to laugh at, objects to drool over and who knows what else.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
A piece of cheese could come up with a plan more cunning than that.
I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (And now he won't give them back!)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day past this to your profil . (Hmm, let’s see, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking dawn only took 10hrs.)
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"
"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."
"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib." (I picture Emmett every time I read this...)
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher. (My dad told me that when I was younger.)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. (I actually do...)
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” ~Tony V.
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... past this to you profile You can blame all your problems on two invisible people named 'Steve' and 'Candy', if you believe this,past this to your profile
did you know...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion,past this to your profile
an apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit(CARLISLE!).
A True Boyfriend:
When she walks away from you mad
two women friends had
Incredibly drunk and
i understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole
if you tink this is true copy this to your profile
Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
>He told his friends that it was cool,
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great, huge crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
>When I went to school that day,
>I never said good-bye.
>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
>please listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste
If kisses were raindrops,
Laugh your heart out,
Dance in the rain,
Cherish the memories,
Ignore the pain,
you only have,
i want the kinda boy. . .
When he says you’re pretty, he’s talking about your face
When he says you’re hot, he’s talking about your body
When he says you’re beautiful, he’s talking about your soul
Me & my friends
~aren't sold seperatly
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my younger brother Brandon. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Brandon.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." (I don't speak English.)
To put it nicely, I hope you choke
Edward Cullen made every girl want a bloodthirsty vampire instead of a knight in shining armor.
Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood
I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Smile. It confuses people.
If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
The world is cruel... get used to it!
Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonder yup i wonder!
Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. Its called plastic.
Friends will phone you in jail
But best friends will be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome!"
Good friends will share their umbrella
Best friends will take yours and say "RUN, BEEP, RUN"
Good friends will wipe your tears when you're rejected
Best friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Diamonds are precious and so are pearls, but nothing is better then me and my girls.
Enemies stab you in front, friends stab you in the back, boy stab you in the heart, but best friends are there to stab thoseright back.
IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
Great minds can read this!
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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are NOT one of those people who thinks having over 1 thousand friends on myspace is a contest copy this to your profile
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your family/friends/people around you stared at you when you did the aforementioned, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile!
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If only you had an Edward Cullen, you could pass for a Bella, copy and paste this
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Flotsum)
If you're a proud stalker and obssed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. (Jinx)
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and and paste this into your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Bella for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile
-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
-if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
-If you've ever told a random person on the sidewalk that they look like Edward Cullen or any other Cullen copy and paste this on our profile.
-If you've ever shaken someones hand and it was freezing from being inside/outside and you told them that they had Edward hands, post this on your profile.
C) Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A: a rumor. (Or Edward Cullen)
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. GOD who else wants to cry now??
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
One for Girls!
(A) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive!" The woman replies "I'll miss you..."
(B)Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
GWEN - Going With Edward Now
ACIBD: Addicted To All Cullens Including Bella Disorder
AV: Addicted to Vampires
WIWAVS: Wish Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
LES: Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS: Wish I Was A Vampire Syndrome
If you believe that there is an Edward Cullen for you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you would consider naming him Edward or Anthony copy this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying and friends before love
Subject: a rape story
You are one fucking sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if
Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes
"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; his
His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes
I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers
His fingers going up me; pulling away
No answer, i feel the pain inside me; him
His friend; pulling at my nightie
I squirm; as Daddy friend pulls me up
I can feel my skin rip; my virginity breaking free
Daddys laughing; why does he laugh?
They smile at one another; laugh to
I can hardly breathe; i gag for air
I stare into his eyes; that look upon me
Finally they get of and lie me on the sofa
"Why Daddy? Please tell me why?"
He puts my nightie on me
"Night sweet Girl; You are my life"
I watch the Moon go down; the sun come up
But one night daddy took it too far
I was blindfolded and my hands were tied back
I begged daddy "Please no more!"
He went back into the car and pulled out a bat
Please if you care for all the children and women who have been raped
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