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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

This is purely an adventure in writing bad lit.

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Moments In Time: A Close Up by AppleL0V3R reviews
Prompts from Moments in Time that I was requested to expand on, there will 495 total. Collection. ItaSaku. Current: 92. 90 Imagine: I Wish. They say 'be careful what you wish for,' but in Sakura's defense, she didn't ask for this. Modern AU. Supernatural. Next: 93. 91 Gift: Without Wax. All she ever left was an unsigned gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 225,015 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 9/23/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
Menagerie by silverfootsteps reviews
"Last Tuesday, you threatened to beat him with a broom if he took the last slice of blueberry pie in the fridge." "But I like pie." A collection of one-shots. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,808 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Crying Game by silverglitters reviews
'What if' story. "What if Tezuka Kunimitsu had a twin?" As twin brothers, Kunimitsu and Kunihiro knew that they would share many things - their family, their home, even their name. But there were two things in the world they absolutely refuse to share. One was tennis. And the other was Fuji's love.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
Fancy Footwork by silverfootsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Admiratio by itsreallynoneofyourbusiness reviews
12. They were irritating, immature and stupid beyond belief. But for some reason, she wouldn't have it any other way. Drabbles sakuramulti
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Sakura H.
lessthanthree by moon strut reviews
"You kneed some girl in the ovaries, were sexually harassed by Sasuke, and then proceeded to duct tape him to the treadmill. How's that for a party?" IMs, text messages, and Facebook. Many things could go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
By the Ruins of Babylon by schnook reviews
In amongst the rubble of her life, Chihiro finds a name, a timepiece and a man who might be able to change just about everything. Chihiro/Kohaku .
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
ABC: King and Queen by Leemix reviews
A-Z cannot describe everything in a married life- but it can capture some of the personal significance to it. -Yumemi/Munto, implied Ichiko/Rui and Kazuya/Suzume.
Munto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Yumemi H., Munto - Complete
Awaiting Your Return by Leemix reviews
It was their wonderful reality. His and Yumemi's wonderful reality. -Yumemi/Munto, slight Rui/Ichiko. Warning: High amounts of fluff. You may want to consider going to a dentist after reading this.
Munto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Yumemi H., Munto - Complete
To Ashes by Maidenstear reviews
The first time she met him, she thought he was fire.
Munto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Yumemi H., Munto - Complete
Inside the Mad House by VesperChan reviews
What happened inside Domo, doesn't stay in Domo. Sakura's stay with possessive, psychopathic males is a haunting affair. Sakura multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Magical King's Word by Dark Hope Assassin reviews
When he said it, she knew he had made her a promise, given her his word as the king of the Heavens that he would meet her again, no matter what hardships still awaited him. So she fastened her hold on the ring in her hand. /Munto x Yumemi one-shot/
Munto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Crazy Little Thing by Marauder-In-Disguise reviews
'She loved him… just a little bit.'
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - P. Garcia, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Liar, Liar by DecidedlyPositive reviews
In which Sakura gets to be the damsel in not-so-much-distress, Itachi plays the hero, and one crazy missing-nin is convinced they're utterly in love. / ItaSaku / non-massacre / one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Advice by boredomkillz reviews
He could feel Louie's displeased stare on his neck. His skin crawled, but he didn't move. A long moment passed. "Ask her to dance, then." Louie said, ever persistent. "Ask who?" Munto/Yumemi. T for cursing.
Munto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
A Heart That Was Meant To Be Healed by Little-Retard reviews
Sakura was just a young orphan, who had special powers, that no one wanted. The Akatsuki, however, did want her, but not for her powers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,971 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Change in Direction by Tasha Ashes reviews
But it was that smirk that made me realize that it was definitely the same Sasuke regardless of his godlike body. He was still his ignorant, cocky, completely amazing self... the only thing that had changed was the fact that he chose to sit beside me. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,024 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4021 - Favs: 7,246 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Pink Haired Girl by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki had monopolized Konoha, in their senior year. What happens when a Pink Haired Girl shows up? Despite the main part about the Akatsuki, this story is actually based on a street. A lonely street...there's mild humor and room for imagination.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by DecidedlyPositive reviews
"Alright, Uchiha. You can either sit here quietly and get your hair cut, or go to Sound, kick Orochimaru's ass, and bring him back to Konoha for trial." In which Mikoto's bad hair-cutting skills and a pair of scissors bring Itachi and Sakura together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Cereal Killer by DecidedlyPositive reviews
She blamed her sister completely for making her related to that colossal jerk by marrying Duck Head, Sakura agonized when she saw her new, infuriating brother-in-law eating the last of the damn cereal. AU/oneshot/ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
remixed by moon strut reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the story of how Romeo and Tybalt ran into the sunset and lived a happily gay life together. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Interior of a Heart by kc-archive reviews
Various Pairings. “It is to the credit of human nature that, except where its selfishness is brought into play, it loves more readily than it hates.” A collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes. Crack pairings with an occasional touch of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/8/2007
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 2,021 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Self Destruction Lies In Numbers by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
The world was three: Her. Him. And speed. Epilogue SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 243,573 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 3,931 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Butterfly Fridays by SassyAngel reviews
AU: Slight GaaraSakura. In which not all things are insubstantial and shallow, and in liquor there is truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,906 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Little Kimimaro Has An Adventure by rallamajoop reviews
Once upon a time in a small cave in Mist Country there lived a little ninja called Kimimaro. Ep. 126 filler based silliness
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Kimimaro K. - Complete
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Fight or Flight reviews
Sakura was at a loss. She was determined to do anything but throw her hands up in the air and just admit to Sasuke that his brother was an absolute prick. Except that was exactly what Shisui was banking on, and it was bad enough that him and Itachi were already making her life a living hell. She wasn't going to give him bragging rights as well. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/29/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Peaceful Waters reviews
AU where everything is the same, except minor details. ItaSakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Sarada U. - Complete