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Just some things about me...

Name: Katie

Gender: Female

Hair: Dark Brown with natural copper-ish/chestnut highlights, side bangs,almost waist-length

Eyes: They change colors. Mostly brown but sometimes they look hazel with green.

Books: I kinda have a huge Twilight obsession...if you cant already tell. So obviously I love all the books in the Twilight series, and my other faves are Gossip Girl (dont make fun of me for that! Theyre really addicting!!) And really anything thats not educational at all...not that im not smart of anything but I think most people would agree that reading something like a science book is kinda boring...

I'm an Edward fan. I mean, no offense to anyone who is Pro-Jacob, but Jacob is just so mean to Bella and she just takes it and loves him for it? When I first read about that I was like what the hell!! Thats so...wrong i guess. So...yah. I liked Breaking Dawn, but i dont know if i loved it. It was just so unexpected...but atleast everything worked out. If i could be any character I would probably be Bella, since im the most uncoordinated person on the planet, and we kinda look alike. Even in height. But unlike Bella, I've never kissed Edward --pouts-- and I probably never will. :( very sad.

Kind of amazing how stupid some people are...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HAVE A CHILD YOU CONSIDER NAMING IT EDWARD OR BELLA COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF WHEN YOU HEAR THE NAME EDWARD YOU FREAK OUT COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy an dpaste this to your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If Jasper Cullen has won your hear...copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is this long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have AACIBD Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253
UrDadSaidICouldn't Use the Door, Malice in Horrorland,Twilightholic-Tanya, Breeze, Spider-Monkey-Forever

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

friends let you have all the blankets at night when you sleepover
best friends leave you cold, and warm you with a hug when you wake them up by spitting in their ear
friends pay for your ticket to the movies
best friends crawl along the floor of the grocery store with you to get enough change to get in
friends offer advice on boyfriend problems
best friends three way with the boyfriend and not tell him that you are listening in
friends offer you their seat
best friends let you sit on their lap
friends try not to annoy you and never call or text
best friends are always nosy and call you 24/7
friends let you use the shower first
best friends shower with you
friends tell of your stalkers for you
best friends tell you how to tease them and mess with their brains
friends turn on the water so you can shave your legs
best friends shave your legs for you
friends turn up the music when you ask
best friends sing louder when you ask and say that it technically counts as louder
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin oh shit we fucked up.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would stand there laughing at you as you make a fool our of yourself.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be up there with you

Fantabular New Life Links:

Concert Outfit:

Shirt: http://www.charlotterusse.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3014788 (black)

Jeans: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2975949/0~2378467~2378483~2379271?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=2379271&P=2

Shoes: imagine these in navy http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/3003139/0~2376778~2372808~2376689~2377052?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=2377052&P=1

Necklace: http://www.forzieri.com/usa/product_view.asp?l=usa&c=usa&pf_id=mg292652D018&dept_id=58&id_valore1=&id_valore2=&id_valore3=&id_valore4=&id_valore5=

Outfit for I Kissed A Girl:

Shirt: http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2994219/0~2378467~2378483~2381660~6002038?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6002038&P=1

Imagine that about 3-5 inches shorter and in purple, and with the bottom of it normal instead of tight.

Skirt: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp1.blogger.com/_33jtChMqH7I/Rgt95SQrkfI/AAAAAAAAAAc/0GccNg3nZko/s320/black2Bshort2Bbubble2Bskirt.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thecitylifestylist.com/2007/03/why-you-should-not-always-get-look-for.html&h=300&w=300&sz=9&hl=en&start=3&um=1&usg=_eFPxzuHsiEVfctbtmeCuAi4ZRDQ=&tbnid=dcCGARoTd7CfYM:&tbnh=116&tbnw=116&prev=/images3Fq3Dshort2Bblack2Bskirt26um3D126hl3Den

Shoes: http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/333/497/41/Domina-456.jpg

Bella's Wedding Ring: http://www.tiffany.com/Engagement/Item.aspx?subCategoryid=3001 (the first one)

My Stories

Fantabular New Life - Currently being written by ErickandEdward4ever.

Bring Me to Life - Updates about 3 times a week by me =)

Next Story - No clue! Vote on my poll or PM me and tell me any ideas!

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It's Better When I Bleed For You by xxSiLvErDrAgOnxx reviews
When Laurent and Bella cross paths in the meadow, Alice sees that Bella doesn't manage to escape before Laurent attacks her and all goes black. But what Alice can't see is the arrival of the pack, interupting Laurent's meal. 80 years later in Chicago...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,693 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/22/2008
A Famous Secret by zombiebounce reviews
Bella has been lying to the Cullens, she's really a famous singer named Izzy, and she not exactly human. Full summery inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,163 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trafficking by lmbrtvll reviews
After managing to escape her abusive father Bella thinks her life is going to get better, but it's not. She has been sold into slavery as an unwilling prostitute.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 113,019 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Would've Thought? by xXWhen.Teletubiies.Go.MadXx reviews
Bella moves to Forks after her Dad, chosen name Charlie, kills a couple of Buissnessmen. Bella is hiding a rather large secret from the Cullens, will they find out? Or will she keep her real identity a secret, for as long as she lives? Usual Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,011 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blue Tide by Twilightx28 reviews
Edward & Bella were best friends.Bella goes to NY,To see if her singing can get her somewhere.It does.She lost all contact with him.Now she is famous & is 17 yrs old.She has to play a gig in Malibu when she sees Edward.What happens?BxE Full summary insi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,862 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Too Late by Ka-chan93 reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends; he was the only one who knew that Charlie was beating Bella. one day, Edward helps Bella escape to her mother and brother in Phoenix. what happens when they meet up again four years later? ExB AH/AU rated T for safety
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mistaken Vows by twi-ction reviews
AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,272 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Bring Me To Life reviews
Bella is abused by Charlie. What happens when the Cullens move to Forks? rated for language, abuse, and possible rape. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Fantabular New Life reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon he never comes back...now Bella is a star with a hot new boyfriend. But what will happen when she and Edward meet again? I suck at summaries sorry but its not as bad as it sounds. Rated T just in case...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,507 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008