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Joined 08-06-08, id: 1658570, Profile Updated: 12-23-10
Author has written 7 stories for One Piece, and Left 4 Dead.

Hey guys, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to read my stories and encouraging me through your reviews. I really appreciate it.

I'm currently nineteen years old and not real happy about it, but I must live with the fact that I'm getting older and will no longer be a teenager in a few months. I live in the oh so wonderful state of California, where the weather can never make up its mind.

As I'm sure you've noticed; I love One Piece, but I am mostly a die-hard Sanji fan. I love Sanji with all my heart. I don't mean I'm in love with him. I'm in love with his character and how versatile it is. My second favorite character is everyone's favorite Marimo Zoro. That's largely due to the fact that once upon a time I was absolutely obsessed with ZoSan. I still like a good ZoSan fic, but now I'm just not as crazy/insane about it.
As boring as it may get, I don't think I could ever write fanfics based solely around any of the other Straw Hats, unless they are one-shots. Sorry, but it's the cold truth that even I must face. That fangirl-ish feeling of "everything-must-be-based-on-my-favorite-character" still has it's hold on me, but I'm proud of it. I've toned it down quite a bit, you should have read what I used to write down on paper. It probably would have made you guys gag and roll your eyes. ಠuಠ

Other than writing these (sometimes poorly written and planned out) fanfics, I really love to draw. Though I don't have a very high opinion of my ability to draw or write(obviously), I don't think I will ever stop doing these activities. I don't watch much television and I really don't get out much. I'm such a hermit.

I can rant and rave about nothing for hours on end looking for a point that isn't there. Usually, if you hadn't noticed by my writings, I also ramble on in my fics too. I love to incorporate any real life events because those are the best kind you can write out, because you know the feeling and know how it works. I love rambling in my fics though, yet at the same time I hate it because I reminded of Lemony Snicket and how he does that in his books and then I forget entirely about what I am reading in the first place. It's ridiculous. Do I do that to you guys? Gosh, I'm so sorry if I do. I'm sure I've done it more than once. AHAHAHA, sorry.

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A Stroke Of Luck by Hack.Drawer reviews
Sanji fails with females: Zoro helps rub it in. But it takes a visit from Ace to have Sanji questioning everything he's ever believed in. SLASH, AU OMG COMPLETED FINALLY
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,003 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Bogdanov Effect by Liashi FNA Sora reviews
Who heals the Medic when he brings injury on himself? BLU Medic is about to find out. Gen.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Demoman, Medic - Complete
To Break Free by messymaelstrom reviews
Medic's morphine addiction is getting out of hand. Can he ever be free from the demons of the past?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Heavy, Medic
Motives by Aeolian Mode reviews
"Once I thought people couldn't surprise me anymore, that everybody is all made of the same backstabbin' shit as the next guy. But now… I sure as hell ain't gonna see people the same way anymore." Against the obvious odds, BLU Scout explores RED Medic's story, and this leads to unforeseen consequences that very well may change his life. Rated for language and violence. No slash.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Medic, Scout - Complete
The Roronoa Fruit by StarkBlack reviews
To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,081 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Breathe For Me by psycho chibbi reviews
They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,234 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Countervail by Airanke reviews
A sudden message from Oda Nobunaga calling for an alliance of all of Japan leaves all the other generals shocked. What will they do when they find themselves trapped in an alternate reality, fighting somebody else's war?
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,072 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
Buttons by Vietta reviews
Buttons are magical things and Reno's obsession with them manages to push the buttons of everyone within arms reach. Slight language, mostly on Reno's part.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Reno - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Little to the Left by Kouujewel reviews
Sanji is experiencing severe back pain but he is too stubborn to seek help. What happens when Zoro notices Sanji's discomfort? Yaoi ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,618 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Until the end of the day by secret-wildcard reviews
My take on how the friendship of Kanbei and Hanbei from the soon-to-be-released 3rd installment of the series is working. This was mainly inspired by reading about Hanbei's live and young death as well as looking at their official CGs.
Samurai Warriors - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hanbei T., Kanbei K. - Complete
Taking Turns With the Washing Up by Tiamat's Child reviews
Everybody helps with the washing up except the cook. That’s the way it works.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Sanji - Complete
Priorities by ShaolinQueen reviews
Modern AU Yaoi ZoSan -Prequel of 'So Wrong'- An accident brings back old memories. How they met, their lives and their relationship: it has always been about priorities.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
A Time of Hatred by IconofSelfIndulgence reviews
Basically, this is just a small one-shot based on Sanji's POV during Movie 6 Omatsuri Island. Some ZoroxSanji in the end. Read and review, please. Criticism is also encouraged. Rated M for language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Claustrophobia by dandy wonderous reviews
Following a cave in, our favorite cook and swordsman are trapped together in a very confined space. Zoro's content to take a nap, but what's up with Sanji? Oneshot, nakamaship. Rated 'T' because they need some Orbit for their dirty mouths.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Words by Aiconx reviews
Words can sometimes do more bad than good, and are not always needed. Zoro/Sanji drabble
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
What Happens in the Kitchen by three-days-late reviews
Usopp tries to sneak a midnight snack and stumbles across something he probably shouldn't have.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Goings On by Clara reviews
Zoro and Sanji understand each other, and sometimes have a very similar sense of humor. Even though they're worlds ahead of most, sometimes they can't help but to act their age.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Blood and Smokes by melisandre013 reviews
There was a storm. Sanji had to dive into the water to save Luffy, ruining his last pack of cigarettes. As he goes through withdrawal, he ends up doing things he regrets later. Sanji, then, has to deal with the consequences. Warning: Yaoi
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,617 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Placing of Blame by Bunny MacCool reviews
Eventual Zoro/Sanji: The placing of blame in a bad situation, wherein two men who barely consider themselves friends will have to learn to depend completely on each other.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Zoro, Sanji
Stability by NarcissisticRiceBall reviews
It's nothing personal, it's just my job. How Rude met Reno but is not cliche in that it has a slight twist that most others don't. Edited grammar and spelling, AGAIN. BTW not shonen ai or yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,293 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Rude, Reno
Five Devil's Fruit Powers Sanji Never Had by NeuroticSquirrel reviews
Yaoi-friendly snippets about Sanji and the Devil's Fruit powers he'll never have.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Squid by x The Chichi Slaughter House x reviews
It's a hard life at sea, but Zoro will always be there to back you up. Even if it is only about food. ZoroxSanji, whether friendship or romance is up to you. -Oneshot-
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Fungus for a Thought by Saint Dezzie reviews
Sanji tries to fathom why Chopper doesn't like mushrooms, in which he learns how a piece of food took a life and broke many hearts and indirectly rattled his own. Oneshot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Chopper, Sanji - Complete
So Wrong by ShaolinQueen reviews
AU. Not every battle is a fair one. ZxS.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Sanji's Troubles by Wasabikitty10 reviews
Luffy takes it upon himself to cure Sanji's addiction to ciggies. Poor Sanji. K plus for the ciggies, I guess? Ah, in later chaps there's some language. Probably there won't be pairings. R and R or your eyebrows will get curlier than Sanji's.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,722 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Sanji
Fitting Back In by Tonko reviews
Usopp Sanji nakamaship. The first night on the Sunny, Usopp gets some reassurance about his place among the crew.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Usopp, Sanji - Complete
Game Over eng by HellsHighness reviews
Idiots are Idiots are Idiots. ** ZoSan ** English Version
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
All Their Sins by Adali reviews
Lost on Kapila Aranya, an island of eternal night, Sanji, Nami and Zoro face all the delights and horrors of the Grand Line's most notorious pleasure town as they try to reunite with their nakama. SaNa, ZoNa, ZoSan, SaNaZo.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Nami, Zoro
How To Practice Safe Sex by cuethepulse-old reviews
8 steps on how to practice safe sex with your partner. A surefire way to satisfy the tension in any relationship. Yeah right. ZoSan.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Complete
SantaSanji Claus by Oni Giri Slash reviews
Just a short story for the Xmas sprit. Luffy still believes in Santa and won't believe Nami when she says he's not real. The crew don't want to disappoint him...Sanji gets called up to be Santa, but who's ever heard of a skinny Santa? First fanfic!R&R
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Hunger by Orange and Lemons reviews
Zoro is hungry. Can a certain cook satisfy him? [Graphic Lemon] [ZxS] [Yaoi]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Infection by Erithil reviews
Taking risks to fulfill a dream is something Zoro understands. But what should you do when you have to choose between a dream and risking life, especially if it is the life of one of your nakama? A Zoro & Sanji friendship fic. [Complete]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,242 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Complete
Blood by Erithil reviews
A little ZoroSanji shounen-ai fun. Because Zoro is bad at showing concern, and even worse at hiding it.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2005
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Views reviews
Sanji muses on his standpoint of death and the afterlife during a rather less than perfect, but convenient time. Zoro wishes the cook would worry more about his current situation rather than these idealistic fallacies that mean nothing to him in the end.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
That's Not My Name reviews
NOT YAOI. Zoro has a fever, Sanji has to assist him with his hygiene needs and then all is shot to hell. It's not comedy/humor, in case you were wondering.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,054 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Zoro, Sanji
Ninja Tank reviews
Soon to be just a series of drabbles about stupid things that I've come across in Left 4 Dead 1 and 2. Mainly revolved around Nick because I only play as him. Sometimes Louis, but I doubt he'll be in this. Rated T for language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Nick
Crimson Butterfly reviews
How do you escape your dream? How can you fight a nightmare? What if you can't?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sanji, Zoro
I'll get the condoms reviews
Just dialogue of a Yahoo IM chat. Between who, you ask. Why, Zoro and Sanji, of course! I don't know why I even posted this. People, seriously, don't read unless you're insane and feel like laughing your lungs out. Warning: Some content is offensive. OOC.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Situations May Vary reviews
What happens when Chopper finds out about homosexuals and intercourse? Well, he asks Sanji a question and Sanji is highly unamused. It's obviously yaoi. ZoxSan. Not ChoxSan, sillies. Changed to M rating.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sanji, Chopper - Complete
Midnight Misunderstandings reviews
Usopp has a little misunderstanding about Sanji and Zoro late one night and takes things the wrong way. Quick fic when I was bored. Rated T for foul language, mature themes, and just to be safe.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete