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Hello all awesome readers of Fanfiction.
Aug. 6- I am going to add stories and I need people to review. I will probably be updating every few days but I'm not sure with School coming up.
My blog!! WHOO!! BTW its boreing...hehe
I'm sorry for none of the story updates but I can't write anymore. Um, I've gotten myself in trouble because I am dumb. So sorry about that but I just wanted to tell all of you that.
I. Random crap about me
II. Stories that I am/will be working on
IV. Favorite Authors.
V. Copy and Pasties
I. Random crap about me!!
I am OBSESSED WITH DP!! WHOO!!
Name: Zoe(Pronounced Zoey but my mom spelled it funny lol)
Age: I am old enough that my mom let me get this account!! Tehe
Pen Name: Phantom42 d'uh!
Religion: I am Protestant and if you have a problem with it DEAL WITH IT!
What I want to be when I grow up: An author DUH!!
Favorite colors: Black and green (not mixed together though!! YUCK!!)
Best Friends: Paige, Alex(a girl), Jessika, Jason, Kayli, Kristen, Jacob, Marshall
People I call friends but aren't best friends: Abbey, Levi, Bryce, Elyse, Ashley, Dalon, Maddi, Sami
Story genres: Humor, Romance, Adventure, and probably Drama.
Miss T(my favoriteset teacher ever until she left='( )
Hanging with Paige(haha have you ever made a cat dizzy!? Or drunk...)
HTS FOR THE WIN!!
Cody(my bro Hes yours if you want him!!)
People who don't click the little button at the bottom of my stories...hehe
Being told to shut up.
My old English teacher
Favorite TV shows:
Invader Zim(I love GIR!!),
Everybody loves Raymond,
King of Queens,
and Parental Control.
All the Star Wars movies,
Phantom Planet(#1 baby!!)
Fairly Odd Baby,
Spongebob the movie,
Cell Phone (I think thats what its called...)
All the Pirates of the Caribbian
Get Smart(LOVE IT!!)
Favorite Kinds of stories:
Short Story (Even if its not short lol)
Favorite Song at the moment: 2 stars by Tess Tyler/ Meghan Martin...I think
Got this from someones profile...
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
II. Stories I am/will be working on
Amity Park Idol!:In the making
Email...DPstyle:Complete for now.
III. My fav. Part!! QUOTES!!
Danny: Name one good reason I should keep my powers.
Danny: Why is everyone bummed about this but me? Danny Phantom isn’t needed anymore. From now on Danny Fenton is just a nice, normal kid. From a nice, normal family. Now, let’s go get mom and dad out of jail.
Tucker to Danny: Hm, three loose photos of you in your underwear. . .nine more and you can have your own calendar!
Technus: I Technus, Am totally frying your bacon!!
Sam: I'm impressed!
Danny: You're free my friend! Run, before Sam tries to make another joke!
Tucker: Yay! I always wanted to be a medaling kid!
M'k now here are some of me and my friends...Paige is by bff!! YAY!! And Cody is my bro...if you want him go ahead and take him!
Me: (points at air vent) LOOK A ENERGY BLOWER!!
(I sit on the railing)
Paige: Look! He stole himself from the store!!(My friend 'Kitty Uchia' has this also but we are like bff too!!)
Cody: Do you want to feel pain?
Me: How come no ones on during the day
Kenzie: Oh Jinx I need to talk to you. . .well first of all- hey come back here! Come back you freaking retard! Yeah you better run. . .you better run you better run freaking fast. I’m gonna kill you. I’m gonna shoot you and put you in a garbage bag and throw you out to the little kids! Yeah, you heard me, Now you can sit here in the dark.(Kenzie is one of Paige's friends.)
Dad: I want to watch Antiques Roadshow!
Paige i like mo mos
Me: haha no you dont get it do you
Me: i just called him a momo so you like him
Paige: trent isnt a momo, hes a hoho just kidding(haha that one was on IM)
Chinese dude: How high can you fly?
Aunt Fanny: pushes Rodney into wall with large backside Where's your friend, dear?
Gasket: Who are these losers?
'( end of the quotes...
IV. Favorite Authors
Insane Guy of DOOM
Night Rock Star In Love
The Top Hat
:T w o L e g s T o W a l k:
:T w o E y e s T o S e e:
:T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n:
:B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?:
:B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e:
:W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d:
And now...DUH DUH DUH DUH!! COPY AND PASTIES!! YAY!! Most of these I probably put twice 'cause I have bad memory Lol.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this to youre profile.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human!!
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and pase this into your profile.
If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your profile has so much copy&paste stuff and is so long that people don't even bother to read it, copy&paste this into your profile!
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!
DADDY IT HURTS
My name is Chris
I must be stupid
I wish I were better
I cant do a wrong
When I’m awake I’m all alone
I just heard a car
I try to hide
He finds me weeping
He slaps and hits me
He’s already locked it
I fall to the floor
'I’m sorry!', I scream
The hurt and the pain
And he finally stops
My name is Chris
And you can help
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Mirror, mirror, by the sink,
tell me what you truly think.
Am I fat or am I thin?
Will I lose or should I win?
Am I short? Perhaps too tall?
Are my ears a bit too small?
Is my nose exactly right?
Do I have an overbite?
Am I weak or super strong?
Is my hair too short or long?
Am I smart or rather dumb?
Can you say what I'll become?
Am I nerdy? Am I cool?
Am I awful? Do I rule?
Am I great or do I stink?
Mirror, mirror by the sink.
--Linda Knaus and Kenn Nesbitt
One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.
Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH!!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into
If you are NOT model skinny and PROUD OF IT, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you keep your friends close and your enemy's closer copy this into your profile.
If you have parents that don't understand you copy this into your profile.
If you do your homework while watching tv copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.
If you ever laughed manically for 3 hours for no reason copy this to your profile.
If you hate overly confident people copy this to your profile.
If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to tour profile.
If you ever annoyed people just for fun copy this into your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you hate that their canceling Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you or a friend has the same name as one of your favorite characters from one of your favorite shows or books, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever made a cat dizzy or drunk, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy and paste this to your profile.
Ok, these are somethings you do to annoy people, it's fun!
Put a wet floor sign on the carpet.
Go up to the lost and found person and tell them you lost a pair of shoes 3 years ago at your cousin's house.
When the speakers come on, point and scream: No! The voices are following me again.
Stand in a clothes rack and when people look for clothes say: Pick me, pick me!
When you order at Mcdonalds say: I'd like a chocoalte milkshake, and there'd better not be any chocolate or milk in it!
Whenever you play rock paper scissors, choose rock, and if they choose paper punch them in the face, then say: Sorry, I thought the paper would protect you!
Sing a song really badly and offkey.
Constantly tell people to follow the (insert color) brick road!
Scream really loudly, and when qeustioned say: I saw an imaginary spider, only it wasn't real
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, fang-is-mysterious,Iamisabellaswan, mystic black, Phantom42
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz. fang-is-mysterious,Iamisabellaswan, mystic black, Phantom42
If you have ever been sat on, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people stare at you for being weird, copy and paste this into your profile. haha all the time!!
If your friends don't really like Danny Phantom and make fun of you for it, but you don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Koremocha, Kumori Doragon, J-Depp.Aang.Zuko, Me-RatitA and Zutara-is-evil-kataang-rules, Mystic Black, Phantom42
If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you hate those bitchy, back stabbing people, copy and paste.
.I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you jerk!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
If you have ever been betrayed by your best friend or someone you love, copy and paste this into you profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall when not on a sugar-high copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, copy this into your profile if your one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool copy this into your profile.
EMBRACE the weirdness if you embraced the weirdness copy this into your profile.
If you met your near twin (In resemblence,personality,or both) copy this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer~
If you love cute, wittle, insy-tinsy puppies and kittens copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (haha totally)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile.
Long Live Danny Phantom. ~tear~
Gone but not forgotten.
Aries- March 21 - April 19 - Fire
You say pink
I say black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
You say Zac Efron
I say Gerard Way
You say Pop
I say rock
You say I'm weird
I say I'm different
Put this on your profile if you agree!
If you think Vlad really is a Fruitloop, paste this in your profile
If you think Dark Danny (Dan) would be the hottest superhero if he wasn't evil, Paste this in your profile
Many people fell for the trick that the person that played Yugi was a girl and the person that played Timmy was a young boy. if you're one of those people who LOOK at the credits and know the voice actors, paste this in your profile
if you play the Sims 2 and have characters from Danny Phantom and more, paste this in your profile
if you love all animals, Paste this in your profile
if you think Danny was cute with the 'Skunk' hair color in PP, paste this in your profile (hehe guilty as charged)
if you have heard of the Episode of George Lopez where his mother calls his wife a skunk (because of her hair) and thought of PP, Paste this in your profile
If you had ever--I mean EVER--seen PP and thought of making a fanfiction that would continue the series in your own mind, paste this in your profile
If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile. (hehe do i have this already?? TOO BAD!)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (hehe Paige)
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST hate Jewish people.
I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay too.
Song quote of whenever I feel like changing it.
I bleed for the second time tonight
Dear Angel by April Sixth