Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, RENT, Total Drama series, Camp Rock, and Glee.
Hey everybody it's jstbreathe.
I'm an 18 year old from Ohio heading to the east coast for college and am unhealthilly obsessed with fanfic. And all kinds of it. I also love music and my friends. Want to know me then send a message!
Songs that describe my life:
Missing You by Team Starkid
Quotes for my life:
"No Day but Today"
"If I'd never met you I wouldn't like you,if I didn't like you I wouldn't love you,If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you,but I did,I do,and I will."
If you hate soggy fries, miley cyrus, homophobes, wanna-be Britneys, Paris Hilton, stupid Mary sues, stupid GARY stues, leafy veggies, warm soda, the killing-off of Sirius Black, getting disconnected from the internet, not being able to find the remote, living without cable, dropping your ice cream scoop, clowns who take their jobs WAY too seriously, hypocritical teachers who don’t like being corrected by you, arcades cheating you off your tokens, losing all your left socks, finding expired food in your bag, dropping soap bars while bathing, city-wide blackouts, cockroaches that crawl over you hand, people who don’t flush the toilet, annoying waiters, teachers who repeat themselves, breaking a lucky number 2 pencil during a test, getting molested by horny dogs, perverted stalker fans, getting tanned, brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice, people who flame fanfic authors, people who write and post crap on the net, getting lost in a mall, losing a small screw, dropping your cell phone thrice within 30 minutes, typos, post-its that don’t stick, the obsolete VCD, word problems you can’t solve, a dripping faucet, not being able to sleep at night, falling asleep in the bathroom, losing, slurping soup with soup spoon, not being able to get that last drop of diet coke in a can, getting paper cuts, finding mysterious bruises on your, being called ‘sensitive’ by people whose asses you could kick hands down, not knowing what certain words mean, not having a dictionary to use for knowing what certain words mean, flies that annoy you while you’re eating, forgetting to zip up your fly, not being able to solve a rubix cube under a time limit, boring rip-off movies that lasts for hours, missing your favorite TV shows, the end of F.R.I.E.N.D.S, forgetting what you were thinking of 3 seconds ago( I don't watch it, so it does not involve me), watches that say ‘waterproof’ but are not, having cheese stuck under your nails while eating popcorn, Albino-haters, mocha-flavored candy, forgetting to write your name on your test paper, forgetting your own birthday was yesterday, people who want you to give a shit, people who suck up to the teacher just because they’re failing the subject for the third time, people who pee on walls, people who think Salmonella is a person, HP crossovers that make no sense, fanfic writers who make HP crossovers that make no sense, cheesy pick-up lines, Pokemon re-runs, getting yourself locked in a closet with your worst enemy, people who aren’t aware of how superior you are to them, running out of gravy while eating KFC, Writer’s block(!!), people who think they’re EMO if they act EMO, people who confuse EMO with GOTH, people who say anime and cartoons are the same(fuckin' yeah!), Americans who attempt to recreate anime on their own, people who say Avatar is an anime, metallic paperclips that rust, people who think Egyptian mythology is boring, people who think Cleopatra was a slut, people who hate Alexander the Great just because he was Bi, Sushi gone wrong , accidentally swallowing chewing gum, computer Viruses, waking up with bad breath, Barney the purple dinosaur, people who discriminate, parents who play favorites with their children, telletubbies Congratulations, you are awesome. Please COPY and PASTE this on your profile
XoXoXoNinety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja,xXxInvisible-FreakxXx, xSushiixCooki3zx, JstBreathe94
'When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, BUT, when life gives you a flame thrower, you make everybodys life a living hell!!' -i dont know, i found it somewhere so DONT ASK ME
You Say Black
You Say Miley Mandy
You Say HSM
You Say Miley's a Role model
You Say I'm Weird
copy and paste in your profile if you agree.
If you love Demi Lovato, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think that Jemi (Joe Jonas & Demi Lovato) make a cute couple put it on you profile
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing at the edge of a six story building. If you are part of the 10 percent that would say "jump bitch!" Post this in your profile!
(Sry ppl I'm jst not a Miley fan...If you couldn't tell)
Your One and Only Wish
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
2. If you choose:
3. If your initial is:
4. If you were born in:
5. If you choose...
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday