Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Red Dead Redemption, and Harry Potter.
land: The nederlands
Special features: I am an Aspie.
Favorite animal: dog
top 5 pokémonmovies:
Pokéshipping (Ash and Misty)
contestschipping (May and Drew)
Pinguinschipping (Dawn and kenny)
people who thinks they are better then the others because of mony or stuf they own.
People who puts other people in a box when they only just meet each other.
Top 10 favo songs:
1Gotta catch em all! Rap & Hip-Hop Genre
2Opening song the first movie
3Opening song the third movie
5Opening song the fourth movie
6Blah Blah Blah
7Pokemon Crismas bash
8Where is the love? black eyed peas
10The christmas song
best joke I heard this week:
friend: Sperm is the strongest glue there is.
friend: have you ever seen a child fall apart?
If you truly love god. Post this in your profile.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various
experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was
a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe
from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway
down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking
for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was
walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day,
she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling
overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help
this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police
asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man
she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man
one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she
wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you
know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
Yes there is many people in the world. But god walks beside you always.
One night a man had a dream. He dreamed
Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
He noticed that many times along the path of
He also noticed that it happened at the very
This really bothered him and he
"LORD, you said that once I decided to follow
The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
Repost this if you truly believe in God
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." A black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Those who do not have a sense of humor need to go now.
A middle-aged woman
Seemed sheepish as she
Visited her gynaecologist.
'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,
'you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me.'
'This one's kind of strange...'
'Let me be the judge of that,'
The doctor replied.
'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink,
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,
Plink-plink-plink, and there were 10p's and this morning there were 20p's!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,
'I'm scared out of my wits!'
The gynecologist put a comforting
(Ready for this?)
(I'm warning you...)
(Still not too late...Go now!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'You're simply going through the change!
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
My mom and goodnight
Where are you?
Look up, now look back. What did you see?
What's the last thing you ate?
What's your personality like?
shy around people, strange, very strange for others. but nice and like a rock. (Hench my middle name)
Who Do you like?
I have no idea.
What was the last thing you thought?
Who is thinking this stuff up?
You have a million dollars. What do you do?
I give the half of it to two animals asylum, one is for birdcare and the other is for Cat's and Dogs. The other half i put on my bank acount
What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?
What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?
What's it like being you?
You don't want to know.
What are your thoughts on writing?
It's a good way of expressing yourself. and letting out your own idea's.
How tall are you?
1m 80 cm
What book are you currently reading?
What music are you listening to?
now? Het Land van.. Lange Frans en Baas B (dutch )
What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?
What was the last thing you cooked?
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Do you know who the governor of your state is?
I'm not an american.
How many different programs are open on your computer right now?
3 Microsoft Words,Windows Mediaplayer and Internet
Have you ever been water-skiing?
Nope. Why would I do that?
What is the weather like?
No clouds but cold
Are you going an vacation this summer and where?
Don't know yet
no not really.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they'
re afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
reality they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
Try not to cry.
I am only eight inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Everytime I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
You could definetly tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It's so warm and nice in here.
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you cant hear me.
My hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, whats ambortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I dont like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I cant get away from it!
Mommy! HELP ME!
I am OK.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about ambortion.
Mommy, why didnt you want me?
Every ambortion is just...
One more heart that was stopped
Two more eyes that will never see
Two more hands that will never touch
Two more legs that will never run
One more moth that will never speak.
Ambortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.
If you are against ambortion copy and paste!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, Bella Hyper Chica, nr 25 peter
If you LOVE Pokeshipping (AshXMisty),copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
1. What is your name? ~Peter
2. A four-letter word ~Past
3. A boy's name ~ Patrick
4. A girl's name ~ Patty
5. Occupation ~ Private Eye
6. Color ~ Purple
7. Something you Wear ~ Pyjamas
8. Beverage ~ Punch
9. Food ~ Pasta
10. Something you like - Pleasure
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy/girl rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE AT SCHOOL PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!
If you think we should withdraw from Iraq before 2013 copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Misty should come back to Pokemon and marry Ash copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile.
"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!"
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.- JFK
The more you know about the past, the better prepared you will be for the future.- Teddy Roosevelt
A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!
Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile!
My favorite pieces in fanfics:
“You almost sound like you admire them, Ron.”
“In a weird way, I do. They lie, cheat, steal, and swindle. But they’re refreshingly honest about it!”-Kim Possible the next Generartion:MrDrP (I laughed so hard when I had read this one)
“No, n-nothing. R-really.”
Kim then did something Ron had never seen anyone do. She turned a little to the side, hunched up her shoulders and … pouted. It was mesmerizing. “Tell me, pretty please?” she seemed to ask, but in reality demanded.
Ron looked at her. He was toast.- Kim Possible Nacho boy and the Dracon lady:MrDrP
Kim was stunned. She was sure Ron wanted to kiss her back in the restaurant and that he’d yelled that he loved her.
Ron looked into her eyes and saw intense disappointment, which was all the confirmation he needed that she really wanted this as much as he did. “KP,” he said sagely “I think Danny said it best in the Agony County Reunion show. ‘Charity, we can never go back, but we can always go forward.’”
Kim’s look of disappointment was replaced by one of understanding as she realized what he was saying.- Kim Possible December 31st: MrDrP
“I’ll talk to you about your ‘Cigs’ in a little bit, little man,” Kim scolded, but quickly got up and ran to Ron’s side.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Ron asked, glaring at her.
“I wanted a front row seat to you getting your butt kicked,” Kim said sarcastically, “what does it look I’m doing? I’m helping!”
“You’ve got a hurt shoulder,” Ron hissed narrowing his eyes at her, “You shouldn’t even have your arm out of a sling!”
“Sweet of you to worry about me, Mr. Shadow Snake, sir,” She winked, giggling as Ron rolled his eyes.
“Excuse me!” Monkey Fist growled, “Monkey Master here, are we going to fight or are you two going to flirt all blasted night?”
“Excuse me?” Kim snapped, taking a fighting stance with her bad arm safely behind her, “Well if you want your monkey butt kicked, who am I to stand in your way?”
Kim and Ron kept their eyes locked before Kim did something that shattered the steel edge of Shadow Snake. Kim stepped forward, stood on her toes, and pressed her lips to his in a gentle, second-long kiss. “Be careful,” She ordered firmly before dashing out of the alley away from the Metal Gear monster.
Ron was still standing there completely stunned when Snake walked up, looked at him, and then at the retreating Kim, “Well now, ain’t that sweet.” He said lowly, “Can we go blow the big robot up now or do you want to stare into space like a idiot some more?”
“Right, big robot, blow up, I’m on it!” Ron said, trying to revert back to his Shadow persona.
The weeks went by quickly and the day of the prom finally arrived. “So you’ll be at my place around five, right?” Kim asked as she walked with Ron toward her home.
“Yup,” Ron said in a monotone voice. The old Ron would have been a ball of energy at getting out half a day early from school, but considering the situation, Ron’s emotion and nerve control techniques that he learned from Foxhound were being pushed to the limit.
“Mom said she’d be late; I hope she isn’t going to do something to blow it all out of proportion,” Kim chattered on absentmindedly.
“Yup,” Ron said again without a hint of emotion.
Kim smirked slightly, “I hope you don’t mind me experimenting as a nudist tonight. I really don’t feel like wearing a dress.”
“Yup,” Ron said in the same tone again, but then stopped walking, “But if a guy looks at you, he’s going down.”
“So you do listen!” Kim smiled.
The Foxhound group was in awe as the prototype systematically wiped out the Metal Gear forces.
Snake pressed into his ear, “Otacon, who’s the pilot?”
“I’ll link you to her; I’ve been speaking to her for the last five minutes.” Otacon said, obviously grinning.
“Hi guys,” Kim’s voice sounded in all their ears. “Need a hand?”
“KIM?” the team screamed in unison.
“But … But she hasn’t had any training whatsoever!” Raiden blanched, “That’s just … just impossible!”
“No,” Ron mused, trying desperately to hold back his smile, “That’s Kim Possible. You’d be surprised how many people mix that up.”
The Raptor slowly lowered with its cockpit opening, and Kim nimbly climbing down.
“Kimberly, how did you know how to pilot it like that?” Meryl asked, running up to the girl.
“Number one, my dad was a rocket scientist, and my mom’s a brain surgeon, so genetics insisted I not be stupid,” Kim smiled at her newest mentor, “And number two … I found this under the seat.” She said holding up a piloting manual.
“She’s good,” Snake nodded, fighting the smile that tried to cross his face.
“I could have told you that one, Boss,” Ron said, openly grinning, but the grin vanished when a hand roughly slapped his face.
“That was for keeping something vitally important from me,” Kim snapped, glaring daggers at the sheepish Shadow Snake. “And if you ever do that again, I’ll never do this again.” Ron glanced up to ask what ‘this’ was when Kim pressed her lips to his. -Metal Gear: Shadow Snake :Classic Cowboy
"I heard all about you, Ron. Harry says that you two get into trouble together often." Ash held out his hand. "Name's Ash Potter, Pokemon master of the world."
"You can drop the title, you know."
"Sorry, it's a habit of mine I guess."
"You don't see me bragging about being the-boy-who-lived."
"I was thought it was the-boy-who-won't-die."
"Very funny, Ash."
"I thought so, too."
"I suppose, mate. Wonder if Hermione's read about them, too." He and Harry exchanged amused chuckles. "One can only wonder right?"
"Yep. Let's get out books. Think that bag of yours can hold all of them?"
"If it can hold all my pokeball, a blanket, camping equipment and a picture of our family, I think it can hold a few books. Mewtwo is a genious when it comes to dimensional folds and stuff like that. How else could he conjour a storm out of nothing?"
"-_-; Good point."
Brother, Mo Brother-Shadenny
She gasped suddenly as a plush doll fell out of her bag. There came a moment’s hesitation before Kim swiftly shoveled everything back into her book bag.
“Did you see it?” Kim asked.
Ron answered quickly, “I didn’t see anything.”
“Wait a minute, are we talking about the teddy bear or your underwear? Because I saw both, and I am not sure which one of them you’re embarrassed about.”
Kim lowered her head as she massaged the base of her forehead with her thumb and forefinger.
A Lot Like Love-yvj
Things Got Ya Down??
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am, all of the doctors
Still Having a Bad Day??
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill
Still think you are having a Bad Day??
Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a
What?! STILL having a Bad Day??
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It
God is Good!
Blend in with the shadows that way you see everyone but no one sees you. It's lonly that way but...at least you don't get hurt. -Silverflare.
Never Be Normal- Ron Stoppable
Everyting is possible, you only need to want.-me.
When people say: the world should have no evil! I say: would you know light without darkness?-me.
Make my enemy brave and strong, so that if defeated, I will not be ashamed.- ?
You know you live in the year 2008/2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart when you're bored
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
1 I have something to tell you LOOK AT 2
2 The answer is LOOK AT 11
3 Dont get mad LOOK AT 15
4 Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13
5 First LOOK AT 2
6 Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12
7 I just wanna say hi!!
8 What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
9 Be patient LOOK AT 4
10 This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7
11 I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6
12 Sorry LOOK AT 8
13 Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10
14 I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3
15 You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9
...A...put this on
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
For all the healthy woman out there! Read Read Read! No Joke!
A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and b...eautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"
The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:
"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
Mermaids do not exist.
But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?
Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.
At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.
We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I have Aspergers Syndrome. Im damn proud of who I am. Its not a disease. I won't die from it. You cant catch it. So don't act like you will. It just means that I'm different, and a little awkward in social situations. If you are the same Copy, Paste, then add your name to the list. Ohioan0897, AspergianStoryteller, Leonineus,nr25Peter,
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