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Hmm... what can I tell you about my life...? First, I am a college student, and therefore I am pretty much always stressed, but welcome to adulthood. I have not written stories in a long time. Recently I have had no inspiration. I am really good however at writing academic papers though. Maybe I'll upload some of those... JUST KIDDING... :D I love to read and listen to music, both of these are what normally provide for my inspiration. I especially love the Harry Potter series, so most of my stories (whenever I publish any) will be from this fandom! Just warning you, I support completely non-canon ships... so if you don't appreciate them don't read them, simple as that! Yay! Alright so my first story is probably going to be a lucius/hermione fic, I haven't really decided it, as the first chapter is still being written :P so we'll see how it goes! I also support hermione/draco, ginny/tom riddle jr., and a little dark hermione/voldemort (when it's done well... haha).

This is probably going to make me really unpopular, but I despise Ron/Hermione... sorry... well, not really, but you get the point :). So therefore, I will not be writing any of that ship...

That's all for now I believe!

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And the Rest is Ancient History by The Grey Ghoul reviews
hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 94 - Words: 199,669 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Joker - Complete
Harry Potter and the Story by Dad by Dad9 reviews
A post HBP book seven substitute started well before DH. It is a HHr book. Ron and Ginny stay likable. I try to stay with the canon as much as possible and will eventually explain all actions and abilities. Please read the intro for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 140 - Words: 949,800 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Confinement by Lucifelle reviews
ON HIATUS Breaking a human being is easy. Bane knows better than anyone that the best way to torture the soul of a man is by breaking members of his family. Charlotte is the unfortunate young woman who is subject to the man's terrors because she stands in the way of a politician's insanity. Rated M for torture, stockholm syndrome, profanity and non-consensual sex. AU, Bane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Bane
Envy by ChildOfFate17 reviews
I am not crazy. I just have certain times where I wake up and can't remember how I got to be someplace or what I was doing there. That doesn't mean I'm crazy... right? Unfortunately, the doctors at Arkham don't seem to agree with me. Joker/OC/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,642 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/19/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1570 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Willows and Witches by Marble Meadow reviews
Hermione Granger leaves Ron at the alter. An unlikely hero comes to her aid and she falls for him. But what happens when she also lusts after another? Convoluted triad no slash HGRL and HGSS. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,803 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
The Revel by Rizzle reviews
Lucius is called to attend a Revel & faces an unexpected surprise in the form of a captured Hermione Granger. To avoid a potential disaster, he makes a life changing decision to help her. If only the silly girl could act just a little bit grateful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,868 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
You Wanna Know What I think? by RubyWaters reviews
Just my take on a Joker/OC; not a dark fic; just what I reckon he could be like if he was given a chance; or if he gave himself the chance...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 245,020 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Joker - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6990 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 4,094 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confutatis Maledictis by obsessmuch reviews
You are Bellatrix Black. You are not afraid of anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter True Friends by Pixel and Stephanie Forever reviews
After the battle at the Ministry most of Harry's friends leave him, who are still his friends? Partly compliant to HBP/DH. M rated for rape Chapter 15, and sex in 29. Chapter 100 uploaded. Thank You To Everyone Who Has Reviewed It - Story Is Now Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 102 - Words: 298,540 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gilded Cage by ApollinaV reviews
Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 203,885 - Reviews: 3346 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Family Way by Vicki So reviews
Royal pregnancies, crazy fans and a whole new war against a not-that-deadly foe...does it get any more cracktastic than this? Drabble series sequel to "Til Death Do Us Part." COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 60,012 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4173 - Favs: 7,833 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Arkham Intern by selenameeka reviews
Cady Clein has been granted an internship at Arkham with Dr. Crane. However, the toll of long hours at the asylum and with school take a toll on her and she soon starts seeing strange things happen at the hospital. *FINISHED!*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,303 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 2,922 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Geeks and Circus Freaks by medicated memories reviews
We were the trio of misfits; Jack, Jonathan and I. And one day, one of us would rule the world...JokerxOC & CranexOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Joker, J. Crane
Year Five at Warner Brothers by obsessmuch reviews
‘A feast of righteous anger, razor-sharp wit, and fictitious ramblings. Blends nonsensical musings with low-brow immaturity and perverse lustful speculation. I, personally, would never miss such lulz.’ – From a review by Charles Dickens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Midsummer Madness by Burning Ice reviews
***UNDER REVISION*** Katara learns that there are both advantages and drawbacks to being a female water bending master, and pays back a favor to an old friend. Zutara, Taang, Azulaang, Azulahn, Ty LeeOC and My Lee ***PREQUEL TO A NET TO CATCH THE WIND***
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 239,598 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3330 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Looking for Magic by Hypnobarb reviews
Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 115 - Words: 787,756 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Victim by obsessmuch reviews
Lucius muses on the matter of her eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Become Extraordinary by Felixthekatt reviews
A girl with her own confused past is confronted by the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,713 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 4,454 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Peace Contract by Wynja reviews
Sounds like a lovely story, right? Wrong. Not when Slade is involved. The man has finally found something that will bring the Titans to their knees, starting with their defiant leader. For more, read the introduction inside. Slash.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,001 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Robin, Slade - Complete
The Bittersweet Taste of Victory by Nerys reviews
Victory always comes at a price. In Voldemort's mind the cost was the loss of his immortality. Hermione disagreed. 'Without any challenges left one is better of dead,' she said. The words still rang in his ears as he strives to conquer death once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 241,591 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Before the Dawn by snarkyroxy reviews
In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 323,413 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete