WhirledPeace
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Joined 08-06-08, id: 1659577, Profile Updated: 04-02-10
Author has written 27 stories for Naruto.

Why hello! I bet if you're here you're wondering who the bloody hell I am, so I might as well tell you with a little Q and A!

Q: So, Nikki, how do you come by a name like that?

A: A lazy mother who didn't want to go through a billion names, so she chose one gender nuetral one. And it is about the sexiest thing asides from my accent.

Q: What is your accent?

A: I'm from London, can't you tell?! And we all have the sexiest accent ever.

Q: Yah, it's about time someone told you your name and your accent are about as sexy as a female stripper to a gay man. It's like, the opposite of arousing.

A: Shut the hell up! That wasn't even a question!

Q: Fine, fine. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

A: What the hell kind of a question is that?! Fine, I'd be the most unused color, white! (not to be racist)

Q: You do know you're annoying as hell, right?

A: Why yes, I do know! Now ask a fucking realistic question!

Q: Fine, fine. Do you carry a calculator in your back pocket?

A: Nope, but my mum does and it's fucking hilarious. No joke, we were at this place called 'Target' and she whipped out her calculator to figure out what pounds to dollars is.

Q: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

A: Um, I don't have shame or shit, so I'll just post a random list:

1. I told a homophobe that I don't smoke.

2. I freaked out when I saw a car driving on the 'wrong' side my first day in America.

3. Did the 'caramelldansen dance' when I wasn't hyper.

4. Told a person with OCD that their shoe was untied and their hair looked messy just to mess with them.

5. Told a grade obsessed bitch that she got a horrible grade compared to me.

6. Supported SakuKaku...

7. Heard the song 'Discovery Channel' and didn't die laughing.

8. Remembered to put on socks but not shoes, and accidentally made a fashion trend.

9. Told my new male friend my bra size and didn't get embarrassed.

10. Called my best friend a Japanese custodian just because my new friend called me one. No joke, she did! But she meant a British street cleaner.

11. Thought that Kisame and Kakuzu were the sexiest beasts alive and should screw each other senseless, and then voiced my opinion over the phone to one of my new friends. If that's not strange enough, she disagreed and said Zetsu should get together with Kakashi and then use Tobi as his sex slave. I rarely speak my mind after that, because she would come up with something stranger. And finally, the strangest thing, I support ZetsuxKakashixTobi.

12. Woke up in a hotel bed with my mom and didn't recognize her.

13. Called my first grade teacher a 'cadaver' for no fucking reason.

14. Got hit in the face with a cornish game hen.

15. Came up with about ninety-nine different ways to come out, and tried half of them out.

16. Called someone a fag, then told him to light his hair on fire so people would know he was a flamer. He didn't get it.

17. Had to look up the lyrics to 'Fer Sure' to make sure they weren't saying 'Betty Crocker'. Turns out they were saying something I dare not repeat.

Q:...you, Nikki, fankly, are a freak.

Ahem. Anyway, moving right along, if you read my story(s) then note that it's simply something I wrote at midnight when I felt like going nuts, or something I felt like experimenting with. I have some real stories that AREN'T fanfics, and I'll post them on fictionpress.com!

You're probably wondering what couples I support. Here's a list of what I support, and why I support it:

TobixDeidara- come on, there's nothing not to like about it!

ItachixDeidara-... hair pulling...

HidanxDeidara- they hate each other! Who couldn't love that?

SasorixDeidara- ahem... well... I actually don't know... maybe it's because Sasori technically has a dildo instead of a dick? Heh... maybe I should rate my profile 'M'...

ZetsuxTobi- Come on! Who doesn't want to see a plant man screw a 'good boy'?

TobixZetsu- Come on! Who doesn't want to see a 'good boy' screw a plant man?... I scare myself.

MadaraxDeidara- because Deidara is relatively unimportant and not exactly the strognest character, I like it when someone powerful falls for him...

PeinxKonan- You go girl! I absolutely looooooooove Konan! I'm a fucking FANGIRL! And though I would like nothing better than her to be real and totally into me...I like her with Pein. Maybe even Madara...but she totally needs to hold her own against powerful ninjas and shit!

MadaraxKonan- as previously stated in PeinxKonan...

InoxSakura- yummy...heh...Ok, I don't have a real set reason to like these two, but it's a love-hate thing!

TemarixTenTen- Come ON! Temari's SO into girls, and Tenten has a strange obsession with pointed objects...

KonanxTemari- I'm only putting this here because I accidentally put it in a story. So I guess my subconscious supported it, somewhere in my mind... I wonder if anyone else has subconscious pairings they support...

KisamexItachi- aww, I just want to huggle Kisame! He's like Itachi's seme bitch! And his ring? It's on his RING FINGER! Ahem. He doesn't have enough love...and Itachi's available as long as he's not pulling Deidara's hair...

KakuzuxHidan- Kakuzu's soooo cute! Just like Kisame, why doesn't he have more love? I think he's such a sweetie-bastard you want to hug him to death! And the freak I am, I actually did the fucking math, and the difference between their ages is 69 (XD) fucking years! And you thought SasoDei was pedophilic...

KakashixIruka- Um...wow, I'm realizing there's not a lot of reasons for all this shit...I dunno, they're teachers and shit and Kakashi's a pervert? The only problem with this couple is my random, unfounded subconscious hate for Kakashi, that randomly appeared in Read My Mind and The Luckless Liars...a total mystery...

NejixTenTen- here we go, something normal! I think TenTen deserves who she wants! (though, of course, in the normal world she wants Temari... but if she wants a man slave, be my guest.)

JiraiyaxOrochimaru- sigh here we go back to the strange pairings. And I know they're like, a million years old each.

LeexGaara- 'FUCK ME BITCH!' Oh my GOD, that says it ALL!

SasukexNaruto- I suppose I have put this here since I put it in a friggin' story. It really makes you think...do I support it just because everyone else does, or do I actually intend to like this pairing?

KisamexKakuzu- Why, you might ask? Well why not? Then Itachi and Hidan can hook up and screw Deidara...

KisamexTobi- oh God, now I'm just going bonkers! I guess I'll have to list all my Kisame pairings...

KisamexDeidara- I HAVE read that! And it IS hott! And yes, not just hot, HOTT!

KisamexZetsu- Unguided. Kisame wants to find his humanity, and can only do so when around someone even more demonic than himself. Ooh, I'm sooo good! :D

HidanxKonan- got you there, huh? And yes, I support this!

NejixDeidara- No, I am not joking! That shit actually exists! And it is hott, yes, hott!

KakuzuxDeidara- Yes, I love them! And I think there's, like, two stories like that...I could be wrong though!

CRACK TIME! (as if some of these above weren't...oh well...)

ItachixHinata- Shh, don't tell anyone!

TsunadexSakura- completely unfounded. Seriously.

PeinxPein-...yeah...we all like it, I'm just brave enough to admit it.

SakuraxKakuzu- note the placement of the names! No joke, I seriously support this coupling! I'm not just saying that! But it could only be complete crack, or else it's just dumb. You know that that means ...DOMINATRIX!!

KakashixPakkun- no comment. None at all. I really must hate Kakashi...

THREESOMES!

HidanxItachixDeidara- just a combination of hair pulling and hate. Wow, is this what love is? Nah, probably not.

AragornxArwenxLegolas- not crack, I goddamn SWEAR it! ...ok, it's crack...

LeexGaaraxSabaku- yes, even I have to admit this is crack. I haven't even READ anything like this and I like it!

ZetsuxKakashixTobi-...um...yes?

Ok, if I went on, Treebeard might just enter the picture, so it's best to stop. Oh shit, I TOTALLY have to say my FAVOURITE couple in the WORLD!

TreebeardxPip- ...I cannot justify myself. I swear I'm going to hell.

Ok, so out of all these fucking weird pairings, what don't I support?

Uchihacest- ok, like totally, if they weren't related I'd go for it. But incest is, to me, something only for royalty (joking! Just a little joke!)

Sandcest- same dealio.

DumblebuttxHagrid- ok, you either love it or you hate it, and frankly, I hate it. Enough said. One's a million year old freak, the other a half-giant who's obsessed with animals...

AnyonexSakura- ok...I'm more conscious of my hate of Sakura, as oppose to my subconscious hate of Kakashi. Maybe it all goes back to my early childhood... maybe I had a traumatic experience with a scarecrow? A mystery...

Huh, I find myself wracking my brain for any others that I don't support...

DeidaraxKisame- huh, if this ever happened, I might just shoot something cute and furry. (for those who don't pay attention to placement, this is Deidara TOPPING Kisame.)

DeidaraxSakura/Ino/Hinata- MAH?! Man, I've gotten lazy, but I don't support those...

Jeez, as long as you make it believeable, then I'll probably like it.

Now then. I have a goal: to write such a good story, yaoi haters' heads all explode. I would also like to write a story with all my favorite couples, but then Deidara would implode.

-WhirledPeace

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Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru’s trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,803 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Waiting by Dlvvanzor reviews
He grinned. "Love you more." "Yeah," I agreed, laughing. "Probably." BartxNat oneshot, Bartimaeus POV.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Pure, Uncensored Need by TanukiRaccoon reviews
After a long day at work, Itachi comes home to his husband to relax. ItaNeji, yaoi, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Seasons to Cycles by Fearless-Elegance reviews
Four seasons. Four moments.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Engagement by Senko Wakimarin reviews
An engagement can be many things; a simple meeting, a deadly encounter, or the entanglement of two seperate lives, forever. The story of how Kakuzu met Hidan, ad discovered what a pain he was going to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Digital Ghost by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Deidara's relationship with Sasori is strange in the extreme, but he likes it that way. He only worries that his danna is losing himself to his art; only hopes that maybe here in the city of the puppeteer's birth he'll find some true connection to life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Way Too Much by Lunarfang reviews
A week in the life of Iruka and Kakashi's sex life. No story line what-so-ever, just pure loving smutt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tickled Pink by TheCupcakeMonster reviews
It's Halloween at Hogwarts, and two lovers have tricks planned for each other...hard yaoi!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
5 Things by maple leaf ninja reviews
Over the years, Shikamaru has learned five things about Temari in bed. A short one-shot and M-rated for lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
A Day in the Life by Supreme Distraction reviews
Of Ino Yamanaka and Temari Kaze. It was beyond a physical need by now: she craved *all* of the girl—her good and her bad, her strengths and weaknesses, her body and heart—at all times. This was want. This was need. This was love. Yuri one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2009 - [Ino Y., Temari] - Complete
Moments Like These by Kyuunen reviews
Nine flashes of existence in nine drabbles. Bits and pieces in the lives of Nathaniel and Bartimaeus. BartxNat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Two and Again by nopenopnope reviews
A series of drabbles focusing on various pairings, points of view and situations. Most pairings will be Bartimaeus/Nathaniel or Ptolemy/Bartimaeus
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,965 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008
It's A Harsh Thing by Existence's Bane reviews
For each breath taken... Bartimaeus/Nathaniel slash. For the 1sentence community on lj, set gamma.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
When the Heart Guides the Hand by Aesthetic-Plastic reviews
SasoDei oneshot. GIFT FIC. What happens when Sasori has enough of Deidara interrupting him from his work? Not intended for those with a weak stomach.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I Choose My Life by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Jashinist Wedding by The Crack Fairy reviews
Blood is red, Veins are blue, Please don’t be mad, But I need you to marry me or else the high priests of Jashin-sama will kill me in the cruelest possible way - Hidan" Crackfic, KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
TwentyFive Dollars by Songstone reviews
Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Life Lesson, Or Something by nopenopnope reviews
There are some things they just don't teach at the academy. yaoi, shouta. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Satisfying Needs by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Kakuzu is on a solo mission, so who will satisfy Hidan's needs? Getting cosy with the blonde bomber sounds like a good plan, until Kakuzu returns home early... KakuHidan, HidanDei, KakuDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Cheap Imitation by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. She was just a cheap imitation, but Hidan got jealous anyway. Contains swearing, prostitution, cannibalism, death and yaoi. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Human by TwoTails reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Pein was considered to be God by the citizens of the Village Hidden in the Rain. Konan was dubbed "the angel of God," by the same villagers. But what happens when "God" and "Angel" have human urges? Lemony one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Only Idiots Give Cards by Lynn Metallium reviews
Short one shot Deidara never celebrated Valentines Day before and it was a stupid idea for him to even start now. Fluff/Angsty one sided DeiXTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Quietly Speaking by LaDyFiCtIoN reviews
They do not talk about their intimate encounters, the past, or even the future. They live knowing all they need too. They know not to ask questions. And they know how to survive. They are Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame. KisaIta - Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Not Alone by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He hated being alone. And alone is exactly what he was right now. Jashin would fix that, he knew it. But can Jashin fix his aching heart at the loss of his partner? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
AccidentallyOnPurpose by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Slipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Post Orgasmic Chill by sonicarutha reviews
KisaIta. Kisame knew that his partner was frigid; everyone in the Akatsuki knew that. But for one moment, he knew that he could be the one who would melt the avalanche that was named Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Best Served Cold by Secret Sheik reviews
Zetsu and Tenten have a moment over tea. Lemon, oneshot, Zetsu/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Zetsu, Tenten - Complete
Nightmare by Bouken-Kaze reviews
Itachi has a nightmare. Deidara dying certainly isn't pleasant, is it? -ItaDei, mpreg-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Between Love and Sex by Songstone reviews
Sasori finally finds a way to satisfy Deidara in bed, even without the proper anatomy. All he needed was a willing third party. -Saso/TobiDei smut and the most awkward threesome ever written by yours truly-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
He Started It by Little Miss AiLy reviews
He is only seventeen, but he started it. Yes, I keep telling myself that. Yaoi, lemon-ish, ItaKisa, skirts the idea of technical pedophilia. Hard to explain. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
As Close As I'm Gonna Get by Versk reviews
Promises are meant to be kept. So when Tobi, fearful of Akatsuki's current situation, asks his sempai to make one, what he gets in return is not all-too comforting. DeiTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Another Hellish Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Kakuzu learns that Sasori is sneaky when it comes to smuggling drugs and Kisame's temper gets the better of him. -Side story to "Mania"-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Misfortune by Songstone reviews
Sasori muses over his bad luck with partners and admits that Deidara is as close to the best thing he could get. -Warning for brain breakage and disturbing images of Orochimaru-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Dystopia by Kubala-Khan reviews
Thinking back, Temari never thought she'd be having tea with the devil Monday morning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Temari, Hidan
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Objectophilia by Songstone reviews
Nicknames can be cruel sometimes. That was always the case for Deidara, but the blond had never believed titles such as 'freak' to be true. However, he might have found a title for himself because of a certain redhead...and it's rather interesting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Bathroom Break by Songstone reviews
Deidara is going to make them late for art class. Again. Sasori doesn't even have time to be mad at his best friend since he was just sent on an errand he won't soon forget. -Pre-SasoDei love...warning for awkwardness and brain breakage-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Split Desicions by XBloodStormX reviews
A dark night in a forest with two people who are one. Zestu X Zetsu It makes much more sense if you actually read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
A Reckless Promise by Songstone reviews
I know, I know. You're mad at me now. Because I was reckless. Again. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Believe it? Deidara is Tobi's Hanayome! by LuneDe reviews
Thanks to some weird events, AKA blame Sasori, Deidara gets married...to Tobi Uchiha! How will Deidara deal with this and Tobi's alterego Madara? Read to find out. Side pairings: Sasuke X Sakura Sai X Ino and others AU -Alternate Universe- Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,830 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
One Plus One Equals Five by Kerink reviews
“Fine,” he mumbled, “five more minutes.” KakuHida oneshot. My OTP, hope for more fics with them!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Roses by Songstone reviews
He remembered that I was allergic to daisies... KisaIta drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Bad Presents by Songstone reviews
Rock Lee always received bad presents. This year, though, he has a visitor who might be able to break his string of bad luck with them. LeeGaa.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Loving You Is Killing Me by Songstone reviews
Kakashi knew that loving him was a mistake. It should never have happened. But the man soon turned into a poison. A deadly poison that Kakashi soon became addicted to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Zetsu - Complete
Go Take a Shower! by Kitsunecubby reviews
Tobi didn't know why Deidara was always making him shower, but he thinks he gets the idea. A brief explanation of their relationship. DeiTobi Fluff. Don't like shounen ai? Read it and flame me I dare you . Mild smexual references. Ignores character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Satisfy Me Zetsu by Goldfish Policy reviews
A short story from Zetsu's perspective. Zetsu's definition for the three words he so often hears: Cannibal, Necrophiliac and Love. ZetsuxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Zetsu, Sasuke U. - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Cherry Blossom Kiss by Kerink reviews
23 year old Pein goes to ask 16 year old Zetsu to join the Akatsuki. Oneshot. Name changed because I realized that Sakura was a character and I didn't want anyone to get confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu - Complete
Afterwards by Mazuku reviews
ItaKisa, oneshot. Kisame wonders why Itachi finds intimacy so awkward.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Impossible by Kerink reviews
It was only a matter of time before the two would be alone once more. Onesided RyukLight, oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Not Anymore by HayloHato reviews
Embarassing words. Make up kisses. Endless Slumber. Everything seemed so perfect for the two. Gaara x Deidara. Lemon; OneShot; Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Gaara, Deidara
Birthday by Senko Wakimarin reviews
When poor Tobi wakes up all alone on a story day, is it any surprise that his mood should fall a bit? DeiTobi fluff, giftfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Happy Trail by Shitaki reviews
Sasori's the teacher, Deidara's the student and a desk blowing up brings them together? Romanceangst SasoDei Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Whipped Cream by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Deidara is afraid of thunderstorms, and Sasori takes it upon himself to comfort himwith some unique comforts! SasoDei yaoi mentioned ItaKisa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Space and the Stars by Tokay reviews
Zetsu misses Tobi. ZetsuTobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Damn it! by Kuro Tsubomi reviews
We visit our favorite Akatsuki couple as they have a fun evening, un
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tease by la mangue joyeuse reviews
Kakuzu has Hidan right where he wants him. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Grey by Lys en Fleur reviews
An Itachi Kisame oneshot. A bit nonsensical ', but well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
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I Won't Forget reviews
KisamexZetsu drabbles, sort of a sequel/sister story to Unguided, but can stand on its own. T for implied naughties. Kisame pov. Implied onesided PeinZet, and KakuHi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Disgruntling Affairs reviews
Zetsu seduces his old friend Kakuzu, in order to narrow down the possibilities of his new partner. Zetsu doesn't make a particularly pleasant cupid, but in Akatsuki, you take what you can get. Yaoi, lemon, KakuZet, implied one-sided KakuHi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Kakuzu, Zetsu - Complete
Ballistic reviews
I'm Sai. In my profession, you meet a lot of interesting people, and help them find the correct medecation, or sedatives. Yet, with all the stories they bring, I've learned stories often intertwine. AU SaiIno, implied KisaIta, rated: language, slight yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sai, Akatsuki
Grasping At Moonlight reviews
Spirits brush in the dead of night, in the dead of nowhere. It leaves him cold and terrified, but he knew he would, could, never have it any other way. ZetsuXKonan, mainly one-sided, implied PeinxKonan. M for lemon-type thing. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Zetsu, Konan - Complete
The Collision of Understanding reviews
Deidara goes about his sulking little world, but what happens when he finds something of interest beyond what he's always known, will he reach out and take it, or retreat to his dark place? Warnings: Yaoi, MadaDei, drug abuse, M for lemon in part 2.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Deidara, Madara U.
Complete
A dirty girl, and her prayers. She will be an angel when she dies. But the boy that looks on sees no point, if she is his angel now. NagatoxKonan, AU if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Konan, Nagato - Complete
This Nonsensical Thing We Call reviews
Yaoi, ZetDei/DeiZet. Deidara finds he can't hate as much as he'd like to. And perhaps he might like this. M for lemon. Slightly plotless, more drabbly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Unguided reviews
I had known the kid since forever. And it wasn't just that that made him relatable. The kid knew me. This is the story of how things started, and how they ended. KisaZet yaoi lemon character death nothing too drastic NaruHina if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kisame H., Zetsu - Complete
Observations of a Timid Onlooker reviews
ItaDei, yaoi. Itachi muses on what exactly he is, and what exactly Deidara is. Some things can be said, but others, you just have to know by observing. Rated T for it being two guys engaging in homo man LOVE, not sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Lemons reviews
You guessed it, random yaoi lemons between Akatsuki couples, supported and crack alike! I'm practicing writing a lemon, so tell me how I can improve so my other story, 'Read My Mind' can have the ultimate lemon! Yaoi, lemons, review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Akatsuki
I'm Sure it was Art reviews
AU: Deidara's life is bad enough to drive him to a poorly planned suicide, and in his endeavours to execute it he meets someone. Can one person truly be enougb to keep him alive? SasoDei, slight KakuHidan. Warnings: character deaths, yaoi lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Like Strangers' Hands reviews
Tensions and smoldering feelings finally spill over, and in the end Kakuzu is given leave on a desolate old beach. And now he's been caught, and by what he is unsure. KakuTema, T for lime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Temari - Complete
Belief Solidified reviews
Once a year, on a certain eve, the fabric between our world and the spirit world become thin. And Hidan is very, very glad for this. Sex of a sort...? JashinHidan yaoi Kind of? Eh... M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
A Close Call reviews
Sasori and Deidara are living peacefully in their hollywood mansion. That is, until Deidara finds himself home alone, and something else as welll... SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Vindicated reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Beaten Path reviews
SakuKaku, Dominatrix, BDSM, etc. Just basically random sex between Sakura and Kakuzu. Written sort of as a dare because I support it. DO NOT READ if you don't like.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sakura H., Kakuzu - Complete
Gone Gone Gone reviews
Zetsu muses, in a blight of madness, about them. Gone, gone, gone. Gore, cannibalism, character death. If anyone knows the play the 'Rimers of Eldritch' you'll get it, but if you don't, take a guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan Alphabet reviews
Two adjectives for every letter of the alphabet that describe and unfold a story about Kakuzu and Hidan's love. Yaoi. KakuHi. For Lecture, as a birthday present. Enjoy! M for implied naughties and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
How We Find Love reviews
It's strange how we find the ones who truly love. Pein, in anger and hate, ends up with the one who truly loves him. Like this story, it was only intended to be a one-time thing. PeinZet PeinKonan MadaraKonan Yaoi lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu
When Love is Found reviews
Itachi is walking along a river when he finds Deidara, half drowned. Once Itachi revives him, he managed to get the story out. Oneshot, character death. ItaDei lemon. Birthday present for black55widow. Late, I know!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
That Day, In a Hospital Room reviews
Sasori hasn't left the hospital in ten years, and never reached out to the outside world. What happens when the outside world reaches in to him? Implied SasoDei yaoi. Rated T for sadness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Tobi and Deidara through the Alphabet reviews
Two adjectives for each letter of the alphabet, describing Tobi and Deidara's relationship. I dedicate this to all the TobixDeidara lovers out there. Also dedicated to the TobixDeidara haters out there, just to piss them off. XD Rated M for sex and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Luckless Liars reviews
Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,566 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Itachi and Deidara through the Alphabet reviews
A little alphabet I wrote for black55widow. No lemons, but some implied adult touchy-touchy. ItaDei, not much else. I don't own Naruto or the alphabet. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Madara and Itachi Alphabet reviews
A MadaIta oneshot going through the alphabet. Written for LovelyMystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Read My Mind reviews
A TobixDei, yaoi story, based on the song Read My Mind by The Killers. Deidara is getting over his complicated relationship with Sasori after his old master's death, but what happens when more complications arise because of Tobi? Can they work it through?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Finding Out reviews
Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete