SurrepTRIXus
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SurrepTRIXus(noun) Sur-uhp- TRIKS -us

1. A female who uses covert methods to get what she wants

2. Appearing to be good but with evil intentions.

3. A person who believes the ego is an asset and is too happy with her own way to give a damn what others think.

- Related forms: Trixie, Trix, I Am Trixie


"Fixing Dusk" Facebook fan page is now here! Visit:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fixing-Dusk/108236347556

Check out this story called The Slave of Heaven by my good friend RyAnn Leigh. She's amazingly talented, and this story rocks.

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2572761/1/The_Slave_of_Heaven

AND

Here's a link to a really awesome Twilight fanfic that I really enjoy. I highly recommend it. It's called Black and White and it's by Vixen1836

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4668750/1/

Here's a link to my fictionpress profile. I don't have anything posted yet, but I will begin posting soon.

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/633775/SurrepTRIXus


I read, I write, I paint, I love trivia and I roller-skate

I like Twilight. It's kind of an addiction.

I probably know more about the Oyster Cracker than you do, and more than you ever care to.


I said I love trivia, so here's something you probably didn't know before.

The safety pin is widely thought to have been invented in the 19th century by Walter Hunt. (He gave the patent to the artist who did the drawings for all of his inventions to settle a debt. The debt was 15 dollars. That's one lucky artist!) In reality, the safety pin was re-invented by Hunt. It was first thought of by the Myceneans in the 14th century BC.

Cucumbers are native to India but have been cultivated for thousands of years. They're mentioned in the Babylonian Epic of Gilgamesh.

The Dodo became extinct in the mid to late 17th century. It was mainly due to the introduction of dogs and pigs onto the isolated island of Mauritius where they lived.

The elevator was invented by Elisha Otis of Bristol, Connecticut but drawings for a similar device were first dreamed up by Vitruvius.

There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus.

Lobsters are closely related to cockroaches.

A squid is a cephelopod. It means "head-foot." From the Latin root "Ceph" for head and "Pod" for, yeah, you guessed it, foot.

You really don't want to hear everything I know about SPAM and spam. It gets scary.


"Do I think I'm better than you? Of course I think I'm better than you! If you agree with me that's your problem. You should just be concerned with thinking how much better you are than me!"

You say "Ego" like it's a bad thing...

Stupid reality, getting in the way of my fantasy world!

Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -Francisco D'Anconia, "Atlas Shrugged" by the brilliant Ayn Rand

The only maxim of of a free government ought to be to trustno living man with the power to endanger the public liberty. -John Adams

Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have - Thomas Jefferson

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin


Author's Note regarding the "Fixing Dusk" muffin joke.

The first time I ever heard the muffin joke, I heard it as it appears in the story, language and all. I've experimented with cleaning it up and replacing the language with more innocuous words like "crap" and cow" but the way I have it there always gets the best reaction. I don't swear much in my daily life (even after serving four years active duty army) and tend to use profanity only where I feel it's suited. The muffin joke is one of those exceptions. Additionally, I believe I have only used vulgar words three times in that story, two of them being "dammit" which is even able to appear in PG movies. As I have given "Fixing Dusk" an "M" rating (to allow myself complete freedom with descriptions, plot and language), and have already written a few scenes where the characters don't exactly behave in a chaste manner, I have no problem including this one little four-letter word.

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Chasing Pavements by OrganizedMess reviews
What if the cure of an imprint is jealousy? leah/embry, leah/jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
I'll Eat You Alive by Mezzanottex3 reviews
Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,276 - Reviews: 2721 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
I've Been Looking For You by cdunbar reviews
Bella is a graduate student in Seattle when she runs into Edward, who teaches at the same college. What will she do when she hits it off with Edward, only to have a former love come back into her life? AH, Canon. *ON HIATUS til Resident Geek is finished*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,792 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Kiss Goodbye by GippalGurl reviews
NEW STORY! ALL HUMAN Bella Swan, slave to her job,leads a very boring life in NYC. She meets Edward Cullen the smooth,gorgeous criminal. What has he been sent to do, and why? What will Bella do when she finds out? EDWARDxBELLA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Missing Scenes of Perfection by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
This is going to be a series of one-shots of more elaborate sex scenes for each of the ones missing in BD, starting with the wedding night and continuing in order. Review please! BD SPOILERS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fixing Dusk reviews
The author of this fanfiction was disappointed with the final book of the Twilight Saga and decided to write her own version. Will contain some adult, though not vulgar, themes including sex and violence, but not at the expense of the plot. Daily updates
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,960 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete