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Just a little bit about me...

My friends call me a nerd, so you can pretty much call me by that.

Twilight , yes, is one of my addictions.

I'm pretty funny, well, I think so, outgoing, and some of my friends call me a book nerd, but what can I say?!

I love to read books in general, play Tennis, and spend time with my wacko family and friends ; )

You don't know how happy it makes me, to see you guys review

I'm pretty open, and love to answer your questions...!

My current favorite story is "A Child of the Night" by I'heure Bleue...Also my Beta for my current story, ( sorry, I haven't updated in a while to all of you who are reading it!) modernxxmyth, a total genius! Shoutouts to everyone else too!


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!


If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to slice out Jacob Black's organs, throw them into a fire, and do a native dance around the fire, for what he did in 'Eclipse' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have colour for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

I would be going crazy about now, hahah, because I cannot choose just one Twilight quote. That is madly impossible.

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Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Commercials: The Series by pandorasnotebook reviews
Popular commercials written TWILIGHT STYLE! What more can I say...R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,527 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008
When Oreos Get Involved by briiittx xhc reviews
What happens when you mix bella, the cullens, and oreos? First ever fanfict! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Lemon Bars by Angel Ren reviews
Fluffic! Companion to Cupcakes. Edward gets to return Bella's favor and help her make her lemon bars. Superfluff one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9663 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Persuasion From An English Vixen by StephyAnneBlake reviews
One of the Cullen's old friends comes to Forks. And this friend is completely in love with Edward. What will happen to Bella once this friends finds out about her and Edward? Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters... sadly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,058 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 194 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Forever by modernxxmyth reviews
I won’t be as clumsy – though I have no idea how you can possibly find that endearing. You won’t be able to listen to my heartbeat. You won’t be able to listen to me speak your name in my sleep...The night of the transformation. BxE. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twister by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Post James attack, Bella is chilling at Edward's with a bum leg. What does Alice decide to do? Play Twister! Cullen-style! BxE pure fluff! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8405 - Favs: 7,581 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Glorious by Angel Ren reviews
Summary: Christmas fluff! The only Christmas passed in New Moon, but that's not conduicive to fluff. Edward and Bella play in the snow, but Bella gets cold. Can Edward find a way to warm her up? I'd bet so! Pure ExB Fluff! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Headache by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella’s sick, luckily there’s always someone there to take care of her. EdwardBella. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
Test by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella once again is amazed by Edward’s smarts and her own stupidity. EdwardBella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Impossible reviews
“ Alice? Rosal-.” I squinted my eyes to make out the words on the sign on the back of my door. They said auditions would start at 8:00 tonight for the So You Think You Can Da..da..da..n.n..c……I just couldn’t finish the word." ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008