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Joined 08-07-08, id: 1660132, Profile Updated: 11-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Naruto, Devil May Cry, Halo, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hi there everybody! Xelskyr, your friendly neighborhood Nobody, here. I guess you're here because you're interested in me for god knows what reason, so I guess I'll tell you a little about myself. Don't say I didn't warn you!

Name: It's only an anagram, I think you can figure it out.

Age: 18...shit, I'm not a minor anymore.

Birthday: March 8th

Gender: Male...yeah, I'm a guy.

Location: USA, I'll give you a hint; somewhere in the mid-west.

Race: Neon-white (Seriously, I GLOW IN THE DARK!)

Ethnicity: Irish, German, and Slovak...yeah, just about every crazy European country in one insane package.

Dating Status: none...Ladies?

Physical Status: No bumps, no bruises, and healthy as a horse!

Mutant Army Status: 78 percent of subjects have survived the...the...Oh crap! You guys didn't hear any of that!

I'm a Senior at my local high school, and am currently freaking out about college. I obviously love writing, and by extension, reading.

I'm a huge nerd. I'm a fan of Star wars, Star Trek, Stargate... pretty much anything with "Star" in the name. I also love LoTR and Eragon (though it's starting to get less and less appealing). I'm also a fan of anime and manga like Naruto, DBZ, Bleach, Trigun, Death Note, the occasional One Piece.

Below is a little more about myself.


Favorite Movie: Star wars: Return of the Jedi! It's the return of the freakin' Jedi, you can't repel a movie of this magnitude!

Favorite Game: Kingdom Hearts...need I say more?

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, Eminem, Yellowcard, Sum 41, Thousand Foot Krutch, SR-71, Hoobastank, LostProphets, Three Days Grace, Weird Al Yankovic, Rise Against, Static-X, Disturbed, System of a Down, Demon Hunter, Falling Up, Skillet, Hollywood Undead, Papa Roach, Breaking Benjiman, Killswitch Engage, Korn, Rob Zombie, and Switchfoot.

Favorite Book: Iron Angel

Favorite Gaming system: PS2: Reasons for loving the PS2: See favorite game.

Greatest gaming moment: defeated Sephiroth on KH:2 at lvl. 28 on proud mode. Yeah, that's how little of a life I have.

Personal Quote: "Don't wait, procrastinate today!"

Things I like: Bleach, lots of chocolate, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, music in general, writing, reading, fictional literature, video games of all kinds, TV, my HP laptop, and Mythology.

Things I don't like: Sports, Yaoi and Yuri, work, the Twilight "saga", Atheists who go out of their way to bash religion, the French, school, and people who hate anime without actually watching it.

Coolest Guy I know: My best friend Alex. Even though he's technically younger than me, he's always been the one encouraging me. In fact, the whole reason I got into writing was because he said I was good at it. He read one of my short stories for English class and said it was cool, so it slowly grew from a hobby to an obsession from there. We've known each other since we were really really little, so he's more along the lines of a brother to me.


Online Buds:

IchigoRenji- Big fan and reviewer of my Guardian Angel series and a good writer herself. Pretty much my best-est Bleach buddy.

Arthur Reinhart- Reader and reviewer of my Fateful XIII story (primarily), and an up and coming fic-writer. Just got his first story out: Kingdom Hearts: Final Memory.

Mika the Raven- Reader and reviewer of Caught in the Middle. We didn't exactly begin talking on the best of terms (mostly due to my stupidity), but after I pretty much threw myself onto my knees at his mercy, things patched up. He's a good writer and a cool guy.

InfiniteFreedom- Reader of my Avater/Devil May Cry crossover. Helps a bunch with the creative process and gave me a lot of great ideas.


Favorite Quotes:

1.) "Rule 34, no exceptions." (If you don't know what this means, you obviously haven't been on the internet very long.)

2.) "It's not a war, it's just an extremely violent disagreement over who should be allowed to live in this exact spot!" - my friend Evan during a game of Age of Empires.

3.) "It's not a costume, it's a specially chosen assortment of clothing that expresses my cultural heritage that just happens to have been sold at Toys 'R' Us." - Again, Evan in his Leprechaun costume on St. Patrick's day.

4.) "You just lost the game."

5.) "All your base are belong to us!"

6.) "Alright, here's what I want you to do; Um, you're just gonna be on top of the cliff, back up and say to Tucker: 'If she heard us say tha'... hey are you okay?" "Dude, I am intoxicated, right now."- RVB season one line readings and outtakes

7.) "Oh, he exists alright. I met him during training, it was a summer I spent at fort Wachuka; we were preparing to lead an invasion against the forces of the Plutereans. I'd seen him from across the way and I could tell he was a commanding figure. Oh, he stood nearly seven foot six feet tall, he had dark brown skin and choclatey...flowing hair that was...the kind of thing that would make a man giggle to himself in the night. I can't say everything I learned from him, but I can tell ya this. I'm glad I learned it, even if it does give me nightmares." -Sarge from RVB, recounting the time he met Master Chief.

8.) "Oh man, now O'mally has a bigger body count than me! Wait a minute, can that be right? ...carry the two...divided by thirteen...and that one guy was missing a leg so subtract from that...and three point deduction for friendly fire incidents...aaaaaaaaand, I have no idea." -RVB line readings

9.) "Easiest. Invasion. Ever. In your face Hitler!" -RVB season 3

10.) "WAIT! WAIT! WHAT IF YOU RUN INTO A LIFE OR DEATH BAKE OFF? YOU NEED ME!" -RVB season 3

11.) "Oh sweet dude! Donut said it was like watching rabits on Viagra! ...they'd fuck a lot."-RVB season 3 line readings

12.) HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! Uh, my throat hurts. I...I think I broke my larynx." -RVB season 5 outtakes

13.) "What was that chief? Cheif? Hey...where'd all your meat go?" -P.A.N.I.C.S outtakes.

14.) "Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities, it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends, it's cute?"

15.) "Whoa, Ah...okay, you are now firing bullets at your imaginary friend, STANDING NEXT TO FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERIN!" -Tyler Durden, Fight Club

16.) "Dude, did you fuck this bread!?" - Mystery Team

17.) "If you're asking for a date, forget it, cuz I make a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head." - Dante, DMC 3

18.) "Gays are a very clean people, and they have been ever since they came over from France." - Peter, Family Guy

19.) "Yo, goth-vader, talk to the sword cuz the hand don't really give a shit!" -Bleach: the abridged series

21.) "I thought we had abandoned realism around the same time space marines were stabbing dinosaurs on the planet Zog." - Zero Punctuation

22.) "Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one is going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!" - Zero Punctuation

23.) "Someone once said that a politician is someone who can talk for hours and never actually say anything. If that's true then Hideo Kojima could run for government and be emperor of the universe my mid-afternoon." - Zero Punctuation

24.) "All you need to know is there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning. I wish I could think something like that up, I mean it shoots shurikens an lighting! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and were on fire!"

25.) "Intelligence is to Twitards as emotions are to Nobodies; they can only pretend to have it." - unknown

26.) "What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko


Quotes that came from my own mind.

1.) “I'd rather be an optimistic idiot than a depressed genius.”

2.) "You might be the evil mastermind, but guess what, I'm the dumb-ass good guy, and I don't care what shit you throw at me, because while you're thinking of ways to outsmart me, I'll only be thinking about one thing: where to punch you next!"

3.) “People say that love is an indefinable thing, but in my opinion, love is what drives people to go that extra mile for someone, to jump in and help them no matter the situation, even if it means losing their own life. That’s what I think anyway.”

4.) “I never really understood the concept of the “human race”. If humans are a race, then what’s with all these other races I’m hearing about on TV?”

5.) “I don’t lose arguments easily. Unlike most people, I’m not bogged down by things like facts, accuracy, or political correctness. Though if all else fails and I can’t find the words, I just stand tall, take a deep breath, and shout “FUCK YOU!”, then walk away.”

6.) “Alchemy was a science born from trying to turn lead into something it wasn’t: gold. What no one realized though, was that the lead was fine the way it was and was plenty useful, but still people wanted to change it, just because it didn’t sparkle.”

7.) "When life gives you lemons, beat the shit out of it and shout: "Fuck it, I'll get my own damn candy bar!"

8.) "There's no better way to escape Reality than to create your own."

9.) "There's over six billion people on this dirtball, you're bound to find at least one nut-job who agrees with you."


Story Status- As of Dec. 24, 2009

Kingdom Hearts

Fateful XIII: Completed! (Oh sweet Jesus in Heaven YES!! Finally!)

Fateful XIII: Rewind- chapter 2- on temporary Hiatus

Breaking from the Dark: Complete!


Story Status- As of Dec. 24, 2009

Bleach

Guardian Angel: Complete!

Guardian Angel II: War of the Seven Sins- Complete!

Guardian Angel III: Neo Arcus Angelus - chapter 4 in progress


Story Status- As of Dec. 24, 2009

Naruto

Caught in the Middle - chapter 23 in progress

Story Status- As of June 14, 2009

Crossovers

Avatar: Taste the Blood- chapter 16 in progress


STORY IDEA'S

(as of Nov 4th 2008)

These are just some story idea's that are floating around in my head. You probably won't be seeing most of them for quite a while, I have other priorities at the moment. These are some of the stories you will probably be seeing in the future from me though. They're placed in order of when you'll probably be seeing them. PM me and tell me what you think of them, I love talking to you guys.

Bleach: One Shot, One Kill- This is one I've been considering for a long time. It's another Bleach story, and is an AU. Ichigo isn't a Soul Reaper, but is in fact a highly trained hit-man. Again, not all the details have been finalized, but I have decided that Aizen will be the antagonist (easy choice), and all the other Bleach characters will be accompanying our favorite Strawberry in this high action shoot 'em up fic. I'll be working on this one in the future, but not for a little while.

Chronicles of Hio Tanis- A Starwars fic I've been debating over. I know quite a bit (quite a bit is code for a shit load), about Starwars and its characters/races. I'm not sure what direction I want this one to go in yet, so you probably won't be seeing this one for quite some time, if at all. Rest assured that if it does come out, there will be jedi, mercenaries, sith lords, bounty hunters, political intrigue and scandals, and all of it revolving around a simple guy from Naboo who just wanted to make it big in the outer rim.

Kingdom Hearts: The Lost Days- This is a fic about the time between KH:II and KH: chain of memories where Riku began working for DiZ/Ansem. What exactly was Riku up to before he had his showdown with Roxas? Where did he venture, who did he meet, what experiences shaped him into the person we saw in KH:II. Don't have many idea's for this one yet, and I don't want to anchor myself too much to Kingdom Hearts, so I'll probably put this story off for a quite a while.


Favorite Pairings: I just thought it would be fun to throw this in. I'm not too into the whole pairing thing, but I feel I should voice my opinion on the subject for the hell of it.

Kingdom Hearts: Obviously Sora/Kairi, because it's canon and it works! By extension, I also like Roxas/Namine for the same reason. Also, Riku/either Selphie or OC, because even though he isn't as cool as Sora, the guy still deserves some love.

Naruto: I like Naruto/Sakura because I think it would be funny as hell. I also don't mind Naruto/Fem-Kyuubi, because if presented and written the right way -for god knows what reason- it totally works, and actually makes for a very compelling story. I also support NaruHina, because as the manga is progressing, there's a chance it might actually be canon, which would be pretty cool.

Bleach: To be honest, I'm not sure where I stand here. I'm open to pretty much anything within reason, though I tend to go the Ichigo/Rukia route. (no Yaoi, no Yuri!)

One Piece: Again, I'm open to pretty much anything here within reason.(No Yaoi, no Yuri!)

Eragon: Eragon/Arya, because it's probably going to be canon and I think it works, though I'm also open to Eragon/Nasuada, because it's interesting.

Halo: It needs none because it's that awesome, though even I have to admit there's gotta be something between Cortana and the Chief.

FF: VII: I'll go with pretty much any pairing that makes sense here, but I like Cloud/Tifa the most, don't know why, it just stands out to me.


Dec 18, 2008

Okay, I'm here to speak about something that is actually important in the outside world.

So, has anyone here ever heard of a mental disorder called Tourettes Syndrome? If you have, then you probably know someone who has it, have it yourself, or you just watch South Park. Either way, for those of you who don't know, I have this disorder, and am here to shed some light on the situation.

Now, to start off, Tourettes is NOT a contagous disease, it is a mental disorder! (That misconception is more common than you'd think.) People who have it are NOT any less intelligent than people without it, we're just as smart if not smarter in some cases.

Tourettes is based around actions called Tics. Tics are defined as, "Movements or sounds that occur intermittently and unpredictably out of a background of normal motor activity, having the appearance of normal behaviors gone wrong". They are completely unexpected and uncontrollable; a perfect comparison is to a cough or sneeze, its natural and random, and usually can't be stopped.

One of the least common but most publicized symptoms of this syndrome is Coprolalia, which is the "spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases". People with the Coprolalia symptom often curse uncontrollably and loudly. Other vocal based Tic classifications are Echolalia, which is repeating others words, and Palilalia, which is repeating your own words multiple times.

I have all three of these symptoms.

There are other Tics as well, such as Motor Tics, which is spontaneous and random hand or eye movements.

The thing that makes Tourettes different from other similar Tic disorders is that the tics of Tourette's are stereotypic, temporarily suppressible, nonrhythmic, and often preceded by an unwanted premonitory urge. Basically that mean that people with Tourettes can feel the Tics coming, and can keep them quiet for a short amount of time, but eventually have to let them out. It is usually described as a build up or pressure or energy, and has to be released to relieve the discomfort. It's actually best to release them right away, because the longer they're held in, the worse and more severe the eventual release will be, resulting in what some have come to call a "Tic Explosion".

It's most severe in kids ages eight to twelve (average is age ten), but, in most cases, slowly becomes less severe as they age. The most common, first-presenting tics are eye blinking, facial movements, sniffing and throat clearing. Initial tics present most frequently in mid-line body regions where there are many muscles, usually the head, neck and facial region. Children with Tourette's may suffer socially as their tics are usually viewed as "bizarre".

Trust me on this, I know. When I was younger I was teased constantly for it and it sent me into depression and for a while I was suicidal (I'm still here so I obviously wasn't very good at it). Hell, I'm a Junior in high school and I'm still teased and made fun of for it. A lot of people at my school don't know I have it, and I really don't feel like explaining it to every last person, so I just let the faggots have their fun.

Tourettes is also commonly paired with other mental disorders such as ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). Not everyone with Tourettes has an secondary disorder, but it does happen.

The exact cause of Tourettes is unknown, but it is known to be mostly genetic in nature, and there are also environmental aspects to it. Fortunately most cases are mild and require little to no treatment, but there is a slim majority with such severe cases that it makes it hard to even hold onto a job or having any sort of social life. I will state once again that these people are NOT any less intelligent than people without this disorder. I can name a dozen people off the top of my head that I'm smarter than, and I know there's many more on the list.

As of yet, the gene or genes causing this disorder have not been isolated and there isn't even a potential cure. That may change in the future though.

Thanks for your time

-Xelskyr


Dec. 30th, 2008

Okay, once more, I'm here to shove my ideal and opinions down your throats!

So, I just got Kingdom Hearts Re:CoM. I know it came out a few weeks ago, but I want to talk about it damn it, so if you don't like it, FUCK YOU!

Alright, now I will admit to being a complete fan boy when it comes to Kingdom Hearts. I'm not usually a fan of remakes, but as a devoted fan, I felt I needed to at least give the little brother of the other two KH games a try. Now while Chain of Memories was by no means a bad game...it wasn't great.

First off, the return of the card based battle system. I HATE the card based battle system. For one, it gets really frustrating being forced spam out card after card in hopes they they aren't broken by a more powerful one, leaving you open to become a fleshy snack-cake for some luck heartless. Then there's the World Cards, which are even more aggravating. Doors leading to boss battle or cut-scenes usually have ridiculous card requirements which have you performing "Card Grinds" for an hour or more before you can move further in the story.

Then there are the cut-scenes themselves. The scenes between worlds involving the Organization are well done; the voice acting is solid, animations are fluid, and there are some pretty bad-ass audio and visual effects. The cut-scenes in the Card Worlds however, are steaming piles of heartless dookies. There is ZERO voice acting, the writing is repetitive, and the animations are more stiff than a porn stars morning erection.

The story, as in it's game-boy counterpart, is a good bridge between the two main games, and is generally compelling...until we hit Riku's storyline. Sora's adventure had so much plot to it; the mysteries of their memory loss, the questions surrounding Namine, and the ever present Axel (aka: coolest fucker ever), made it interesting in both versions of this game.

Riku though, seemed almost like an afterthought. The bulk of his game-play was spent fighting bosses we'd already defeated twice before now, so really, all they were doing was throwing the game at us AGAIN with a different character and less storyline. Add onto that the fact that, unlike Sora, you could not edit his deck and he was unable to use sleights unless he was in his Darkness Form, and you have a gaming experience less rewarding than the final cut-scene of Halo 2.

Speaking of Darkness Form, the proverbial God Mode that it is. Darkness Mode is so completely overpowered that you might as well grow a black wing over your shoulder and trade in Soul Eater for the Masumune, becuase you're practically the spawn of Sephiroth. In the final battle with Ansem, I activated Darkness Mode early on and after that, the fight was so one sided, I confused the "Almighty Seeker of Darkness" with a cow in line at a slaughter house, because Soul Eater was carving him up like a 12 oz. steak.

Riku, all in all, was a disappointment. His replica however, was a very interesting character. I found it so immersing trying to look at things from his point of view. He was just a synthesized being created for the sole purpose of manipulating Sora, and against his own will might I add. He was a puppet from the start, and on top of that, he had to deal with the fact that he was merely the shadow of the real Riku. His tragic end at the hands of the actual Riku was a very satisfying moment, not because of the fact that he was dying, but because of the emotion that accompanied his death. He was born, lived, and died the copy of another being, never gaining the one thing he dreamed of; individuality.

In the end, Chain of Memories has some major flaws, but is still able to accomplish what it was meant to do, and that was bridge it's big brother games. I wish they would have thrown out the card driven game-play, a little more animation and voice acting would have been nice to, and some more thought could have been put into Riku's side of the game. Overall though, seeing as it's only a thirty dollar game (at least here in the US), it's still worth the buy if you're a fan of the series and have some leftover money. If you're relatively new to the series though, and haven't had time to be charmed by the two larger and better games, then I'd just ignore this one for now, and read up about it on Wikipedia or something. You'll understand what's going on easily enough, and you'll have saved thirty bucks.

-Xelskyr


March 9th, 2009

Hello again friends! I haven't offended anyone while, so I figured I'd throw this out here for the hell of it. Now as many of you may or may not know, I am an avid Anti-Twilight fan, or Anti for short. Lately, and I'm not sure why, the series has been catching my attention more than usual, and I've felt the sick feeling in my stomach that I usually get when I see the book in front of me- pop back to life.

In an attempt to quell my active bowels, I've decided to compose a list of people (Fictional of course) that could beat the sparkles out of the series main boy-toy, Edward Fag-bag Cullen. Let's check it out shall we?

1.) Darth Vader - Death by Force chokin' the bitch

2.) Goku - Death by KAME-HAME-HAAAAA!!

3.) Harry Potter - Death by whatever spell you want

4.) Ichigo Kurosaki - death by Tensa Zangetsu shoved up the rear sparkle hole

5.) American pre-shippuden Naruto - Death by 'Believe it!'

6.) Season one Prince Zuko - Death by whining

7.) Optimus Prime - Death by fucking laser axe!

8.) Sephiroth - Do I even need to explain this one?

9.) Axel - Death by overdose on fucking awesomeness

and finally...

10.) Sponegebob - I'm not sure how he'd do it, but that's how Breaking Dawn should have fucking ended!

There, that should be sufficient. Now anyone who wants to fire off flames and hate-mail, bring it on! I could always use a good laugh! Just remember, if you're going to insult me, try to keep it original.

-Xelskyr


EVER WONDER

where we are headed...?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'?

Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe?


Here are some actual warnings on some consumer goods, just in case you needed further proof the human race is doomed due to its own stupidity.

On a Myer hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping'.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
'Directions: Use like regular soap'.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
‘serving suggestion: Defrost'.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
'Do not turn upside down'.
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating'.
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body'.
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication'.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
'Warning: May cause drowsiness'.
(And...I'm taking this because??)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only'.
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
'Not to be used for the other use'.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts'.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts'.
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company, I blame the parents for this one:
On a child's superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly'.

Now the Greatest of them All

On a Swedish Chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals'.
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Just thought I'd do this for fun.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. You bet! Fuck you France!

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. My irresponsibility has nothing to do with being democratic, I'm just a lazy douche like that

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. Not to my knowledge

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. completely crazy!

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I already am, you just don't know it yet

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. Not yet, but who knows what the future holds.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm on blood pressure medication, does that count?

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'd answer, but I'm too busy being apathetic

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. Fuck yea! Strike a pose bitch!

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. ...That's not even funny!

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. ...no comment...

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. No way, I'm one sexy bitch!

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. See first rant for answer

I don't SMILE often so I MUST be suicidal. I used to be a while back, but not anymore.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries. I take offense to that! I'm not overweight!

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST just want attention. I don't NEED attention, I just happen to be magnetically attracted to it

I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. The day I eat a vegetable is the day that hell freezes over and Jesus jumps out my ass and plays electric guitar on my TV

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress. Nope, I just got tired of being grounded. Tears work on parents like a charm, trust me

I like TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant Once again, FUCK YEAH!

I like ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST be a prejudice prick that thinks Japan is superior to all other races in the world. I'm not prejudice, but I do hate the French and everything they hold dear and love...Fuck you France!

I like FOXES so I MUST be a sex-crazed whore. Once again, I take offense to that! I'm not a whore!

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe God would condemn someone to Hell just because they found love in another man or woman. Love is love, regardless of what form it takes. If anything, I think this whole situation was meant to test mans ability to accept others, and it's a test that, unfortunately, a lot of people are failing.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. "I don't jump around when I go to shows, I must be emo!"

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm sexin' up the ladies 21st century style, hell yeah!

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED 'Made in China, some assembly required.'

I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Pixie Lol, did ya see what I did there?

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork/geek/dweeb/whatever. I prefer the term 'fashion impaired intellectual'


Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? nope

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? just one

4) Favorite candy bar? Crunch

5) Favorite shoes? ...uh...mine?

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, and they bled quite profusely

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, but I would buy one if they let me throw it at her.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Why yes I have

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Kingdom Hearts

12) Favorite genre of music? Any besides country.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces...at least I think that's how you spell it. THE FISH ONE!

14) What time were you born? That's for you to never know

15) Do you like beer? Almost everyone on my dad's side of the family has died of liver disease, so no, I hate beer.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah, who hasn't?

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Who owns CD's anymore, we have Limewire for that people!

18) Are you sarcastic? You think?

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue and Black

20) How many watches do you own? 3 1/2

21) Summer or winter? Winter, no bees, possibility of snowdays, CHRISTMAS!

23) Favorite color to wear? Black and brown

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Isn't Sprite a Pepsi product? who cares?

25) What color is your cell phone? Gunmetal...trust me is a lot more boring than it sounds.

26) Where is your second home? Trade'n'Play (local videogame/card store)

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yeah, it was fun.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Nope, not a single one, which is a miracle considering my diet

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Just one

30) How many video games do you own? My parents say too many, but that's impossible, you can never have too many games.

31) What was your first pet? A phycho golden retriever who tried to kill me, I've got a beagle now, and he's much nicer (not to mention slower)

32) Ever had braces? No, perfect teeth

33) Do looks matter? To me, not usually, but hey, even I have limits.

34) Do you use chapstick? No, I'm not sure why, but I've never really needed it.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Mr. Godard: coolest science teacher ever! (had him freshman year)

Mr. Schoonover: awesome english teacher. (had him sophomore year)

Mr. Van-Kirk: cool Computer Programming teacher. (have him currently)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither, I prefer straight guy clothes.

37) Are you too forgiving? No, I can hold a grudge with the best of em, I'm just usually too damn lazy to care about what the hell you do.

38) How many children do you want? I'm gonna work on getting a girlfriend first, which probably won't happen 'till college because I'm pretty infamous at my school. Just mention, "Sky-dog" or "Tickers", to anyone and they'll know who you're talking about.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Who the fuck would buy clothes from that place, honestly!?

40) Favorite breakfast meal? don't usually have time for breakfast, but when I'm lucky enough to catch a bite, waffles.

41) Do you own a gun? Fuck that, I've got a katana on mail order bitch!

42) Ever thought you were in love? Pfft, feel it? I don't even think I'm capable of it!

43) When was the last time you cried? I don't cry anymore, it's a waste of time. If you have time to cry, then you have time to kick someones ass and do something about it.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Eat pizza, play video games, piss my sister off...the standard fair.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive garden I guess

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes, only because my mom actually was my teacher for a little while.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yeah it's called the Castle That Never Was

48) Nicknames? Sky-dog, Sky-piece, Tickers, Xelskyr, Xel, S-man, Munchkin, Rewind

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No, that's a stupid name.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Been there!? My dad was born there!

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No, once again, I prefer straight guy clothes

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? I'm thinking about me and how awesome I am

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yup

55) Do you own a diamond ring? Nah, I don't feel like getting mugged

56) Are you happy with your life right now? well, its definitely better than a few years ago; if anti-depressants didn't exist, I probably wouldn't be here right now. In fact I'd PROBABLY be a splattered mess in the middle of the road.

57) Do you dye your hair? What kind of desperate idiot would do that?

58) Does anyone like you? Only those who've never met me.

59) What year were you born? 1992

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I was two, so probably sitting around my house watching Starwars or something.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Used to. Yeah I know. Lame

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys, I love chicken

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah, I guess I kinda do. I have way too many mental disorders for my taste though.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Probably my mom just cuz she's home more, but my dad's cool to.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Fuck, I don't know.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? As much as I hate to admit it, Yes, I am, and I always will be.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Why would I do that?

68) Do you own a webcam? Nah, waste of money.

69) Have you ever stripped? I'm a guy, and I'm not desperate for money, so no

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope, I don't climb trees like you, dumbass.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope, I'm fine with E-mail.

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays bitch!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Depends; are you talking emotionaly, or are you ask if I've actually damaged someones heart? Because the answer to part A of the question is no, the the answer to part B is yes...with a pencil...a really sharp pencil.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House; it amazes me how Bob Saget can act like a complete pussy when he wants to.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I've never actually met her.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, but it didn't really bother me because the guy actually weighed like...thirty pounds more than me.

80) Do you own a car? No, I don't have my license. I'm old enough, I just never got around to it.

81) Can you cook? Yeah, very well actually, I just hate doing it becuse if I do it once, my parents will ask me to do it for the rest of the week.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Yaoi

2. movie based videogames

3. All things related to Twilight (disregarding hilarious parodies and other forms of media aimed at mocking it for it's almost infinite amounts of imperfections and flaws.)

83) Do you text message often? Nah, it's a useless technology

84) Money or love? Money is easier, so money.

85) Do you have any scars? Yup, one on my chest from a fight at school, one on my thumb from damn near slicing it off, and one running down the left side of my face starting at my eye and ending mid-cheek...I got a rusty iron nail jammed in my face and it came a centimeter from taking out my eye.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To write a story that no one will ever forget and get it published!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? The horror movie genre is getting pathetic. Evil cell phones and mirrors? Come on!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Haven't you been paying attention to the last 87 questions you douchebag!?

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit, I fuckin' hate cinnomin

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yeah, I'm livin' fast and dying young, before the apocolypse.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Who?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Nah

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Mom probably, but I can't be sure, I never listen to her when she talks.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? I don't get mad, I get even. Remember that nail from question 85? I'm not the only one with a scar on my face.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I already said, I don't cry anymore. I bottle up and compress my negative emotions deep within the bowels of my soul; so far, it's worked for me.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Larry the Cable Guy

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one; pretty much every girl I've ever met has been a cold heartless bitch. To be frank, they disgust me, and I can't wait until one of them gets knocked up so I can mock them.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I don't IM

100) Who was the last person that called you? Beats me.


1. Where is your cell phone? dresser

2. Your significant other?

3. Your hair? brown

4. Your mother? somewhere

5. Your father? sleeping

6. Your favorite thing? Me

7. Your dream last night? blank

8. Your favorite drink? soda

9. Your dream/goal? writing

10. The room you're in? mine

11. Your fear? Death

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Alive

13. Where were you last night? here

14. What you're not? hungry

15. Muffins? Sure

16. One of your wish list items? PSP

17. Where did you grow up? Earth

18. The last thing you drank? Pepsi

19. What are you wearing? shirt

20. Your TV? old

21. Your pet? stupid

22. Your computer? HP

23. Favorite book? undecided

24. Your mood? universal

25. Missing someone? nope

26. Your car? nonexistent

27. Something you're not wearing? Pants

28. favorite store? Gamestop

29. your summer? hot

30. favorite color? blue

31. last time you laughed? Now

32. last time you cried? unknown

33. who will/would repost this? someone


I thought it was kinda fun, so I posted it.

:Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


Xelskyr approves of this message!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say DISTURBED
You say ZAC EFRON
I say LIGHT YAGAMI
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YOU BET YOUR ASS!


92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile! (I'm a huge hypocrite because I actually listen to a lot of rap, but I still love -and listen to- rock.)


Hey there, my stories are down there people. Hope you enjoy them. Read and review to your hearts content!

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Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008
Kyle 091 by general MB reviews
Kyle Stevens, just your average 17 year old kid living the average life of any Halo fan. Well what happens when he somehow ends up in the halo universe? How will he react in a world where the game is real? How will he survive the massive Human-Covenant war? And can he change the course of Halo history for the better with the stuff he knows, or will his intervention wreak havok?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 114,314 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - [Kelly-087, OC] Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey - Complete
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Avatar: Taste the Blood reviews
Dante teams up with the Gaang at Lake Laogai and gets pulled into the war against the Fire Nation. Vergil also has plans of his own, using Azula and the Fire Nation itself for his goals. What impact will the Sparda brothers have on the world?
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,797 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Dante, Aang
Caught in the Middle reviews
Naruto happens upon an unconscious girl who just happens to be a kitsune. Now he has to keep her safe with help from agents of the Federal Bureau of Paranormal Surveillance. Can Naruto handle being thrust into a world of magic, demons, danger, and romance
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Peace Comes reviews
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