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Joined 08-07-08, id: 1660242, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 18 stories for Artemis Fowl, Twilight, iCarly, Monk, and Toy Story.

And "Meet The Bensons" is over and done with. Whew.

If anyone has any fic ideas they'd like me to try, I guess I'm now taking requests- but I've never taken requests before, so don't kill me if I bungle any prompt ideas.


Ships I support:

Artemis Fowl:

Holly/Artemis

Juliet/Trouble

Root/Vinyaya

Minerva/Her own Brain (Effing Mary Sue)

Harry Potter:

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Ginny

Neville/Luna

Lupin/Tonks

Sirius/Tonks

Lily/Snape (I'm kinda torn bout this one, because Harry wouldnt've been born if the ship worked out)

Twilight:

All the normal Cullen ships

Edward/Tanya

Bella/Jacob

Leah/Sam (she deserves him more than Emily)

Leah/Jacob (and if the Sam thing doesn't work out...)

Lord Of the Rings:

Aragorn/Arwen

Merry/Pippin

Sam/Rosie

Frodo/The Ring (lol... kidding...)

PJO:

Percy/Annabeth

Grover/Juniper

Poseidon/Percy's mom

iCarly:

Sam/Freddie

Carly/Jake

Spencer/That girl who rules at PakRat

Monk:

Adrian/Sharona

Natalie/Randy

Stottlemeyer/Linda

The Office:

Michael/Holly

Jim/Pam

Angela/Dwight

Kelly/Ryan

Inheritence Cycle:

Eragon/Arya

Roran/Katrina

Saphira/Thorn

Strangers With Candy:

Chuck/Geoffrey

Jerri/Every boy and girl in the school

House:

House/Cuddy

Cameron/Chase

Thirteen/Spencer

Hetalia: Axis Powers:

America/England

America/Canada

China/Japan


Ships I hate (try and figure out the fandom):

Any crack pairing

Slash pairings made for the sake of mocking slash pairings in general (My OTP is two slash couples. Deal.)

Adrian/Natalie

Sharona/Randy

Chuck/Stephen (crossover pairing, and they're basically the same person)

Kelly/Daryl

Carly/Freddie

Sam/Spencer

Edward/Bella

Harry/Hermione

Any and all 'Daily Show' pairings except for Jon/Stephen

Holly/Trouble

Artemis/Minerva (like dating a whiny version of yourself)

House/Wilson (I know it's very popular, but I just don't see it. I adore their friendship, and I'm in love with both of 'em, but together? Not for me.)

Thirteen/Cameron

Thirteen/Foreman

Italy/anybody


Fear knocked on the door. Faith answered it. No one was there.

Join the dark side; we have cookies.

WARNING: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Fun things to do when bored: Run to an empty register at WalMart and yell into the microphone, "Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, will you please stop snogging in the tupperware aisle!

When life hands you lemons... ask for a refund.

Bad pickup line #138: So... you're a girl huh?

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most countries. ~Willie Wonka

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


Artemis Fowl away messages (from AFF site):

BRB. There’s a shimmering spot in the air behind my right shoulder. Uh oh...

I do not have the time for these foolish “chats.” I have fairy gold to steal.

At the risk of sounding clichéd, BRB.

I’m away. Leave me alone before Butler makes you.

Busy yelling at the waitress who offered me the children’s menu.

Away trying to capture the yet again escaped Opal Koboi.

I predict I will be back. Trust me, I haven’t been wrong yet.

Trying to prove that my bugs don’t have bugs.

Trapped in the Operation Booth. SOMEONE GET ME OUT!

Away making a sandwhich. It’s more difficult than it looks. ~Artemis Fowl

On Strike because nobody appreciates my extremely unique and helpful inventions.

I’m not here right now, but as Holly says, “I knew he’d be back. I knew it.”

“They accused me of murdering Julius. How can I stay? Don’t worry, old friend. I won’t be far away.”

“Busy. Currently kidnapping an elf.”

“Do not disturb. We have a serious situation above ground. First, I would like you all to stop all your yapping so I can hear myself think!”

“BRB. Off to grab some caviar you can’t believe the stuff they feed us in Bartleby’s.”

I’m away, but be warned, Foaly sees all.

CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR CMMUNICATIONS. DNA CNONS CNTRLLED BY KBOI. I M TRPPED IN OP BTH. CNCL THNKS IM 2 BLM. IF ALIVE PLSE HLP. IF NOT, WRNG NMBR.


Everybody has a wild side; me and my friends just decide to show it in public.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

You cry; I cry. You laugh; I laugh. You jump off a cliff; I laugh even harder.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I guess I'm an author. . .


Quotes:

Oh, war. It’s just God’s way of teaching Americans geography.
-The Daily Show

I exercise religiously...I lift weights, then drop them to the ground
and say "GOD, that's heavy."
-Ellen DeGeneres

Anyone who doesn't not want to avoid failing the mid-term exam, raise your hand now...okay, those of you that raised your hands will fail, as you requested.
-Chuck Noblet (SWC)

PASTAAAAA! -Italy (Hetalia: Axis Powers)

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Space Cowboy by Glitterfrost reviews
Buzz Lightyear is on mission to catch a redheaded outlaw. What he doesn't realize is the adventure he'll get caught up in along the way. Darkness, betrayal, and an ancient curse...what could possibly go wrong?
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,662 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie
Of Love and Loathing by Mademoiselle Satine reviews
What is this feeling, so sudden and new? My heart is pounding, my head is spinning, and all I can think of is you... A Gelphie Booksical written by Mademoiselle Satine and Kirra White Tigress. Rated M for later chapters. Enjoy!
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,673 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Glinda U., Elphaba T.
You got a minute? by OSuzanne reviews
Oneshot. My take on a scene from Mr. Monk On Wheels. Very spoilerish for that episode and probably won't make sense anyways unless you've seen the episode. One sided Monk/Natalie.
Monk - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Adrian M., Leland S. - Complete
Payback by poeticgrace reviews
What if Kelly's reasons for lying about the customer surveys had been different? RELLY ONE SHOT.
Office - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kelly K., Ryan H. - Complete
His Wyrda by EmeraldArya reviews
Set after Eldest in Ellesmera, this is the story of Eragon and Arya's struggling relationship as the war rages on around them. Eventually Eragon/Arya. Rated M for violence/ torture scenes and a lemon or two.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Julie's Hero by SkyeRose reviews
How Julie really sees Mr. Monk and his relationship with her mother. Better than it sounds, I promise. Monk/Natalie. ONESHOT.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
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Closure reviews
Just a few months after adapting to life with Bonnie, Jessie meets with Emily one last time. She deals.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jessie, Emily - Complete
I Don't Feel Like a Hero reviews
iSaved Your Life with a Seddie twist. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Meet The Bensons reviews
A many-chaptered Seddie lovefest, complete with tension, friendship, romance, and, if you squint, a storyline. Sequel to my other fanfiction, iKiss, iMiss". FINISHED!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,144 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
And Was It Fun? reviews
How 'iThink They Kissed" should have ended with Seddie and Creddie endings and one surprise . Fluffy oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Gypsy's Prophecy reviews
A gypsy at a carnival predicts Holly's capture and torture. Artemis, terrified for his friend, takes Holly across Ireland, trying desperately to protect her. But danger follows them wherever they go. A/H, rated for torture in later chapters. FINISHED.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,636 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
It Costs to Reach Maturity reviews
Artemis passes away. With the help of Trouble, Holly copes. Bittersweet oneshot. Past A/H, H/T friendship. Rated for language and alcohol.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Cruel And Heartless reviews
For five years after TTP Artemis, after being rejected by Holly, has warped his mind into a terrifying state of denial. Now, though her hands are clean, Holly pays the price of her loyal friendship. Very, very dark, angsty, and, of course, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Just A Dream reviews
On the eve of a big mission, Holly hears Artemis talking in his sleep. These unconscious words reveal more than Holly should know. A/H I'm sorry about the formatting problem. Bear with me.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,702 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Oh, Valencia reviews
An old songfic of mine. Humans and fairies are at war, and, though at opposite sides of battle, Artemis and Holly are deeply in love. Oneshot. NOT MY BEST WORK.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
I'll Always Be Waiting For You reviews
Holly's husband, Trouble Kelp, has been killed by some old rivals; she seeks comfort with Artemis, who is painfully in love with her. Oneshot. Angst; H/T, one-sided A/H. Written before AF 6. The song is "Shiver" by Coldplay. Yes, a songfic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Losers reviews
Eight years ago, Edward gave in to the temptation and bit new student Bella Swan before the two could fall in love. She now lives a pointless existence, forced to live with the monsters she hates more than anything else; the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
iKiss, iMiss reviews
“Hey, why don’t we get started on the next iCarly?” Carly asked excitedly. What was I supposed to say? No, I never want to do iCarly again because I’m in love with the tech producer, your boyfriend?" Seddie relationship after iKiss. FINISHED!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,630 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
She Watches reviews
When she had finally realized that you were the one, you had finally realized she wasn’t. Typical, wasn’t it? The perfect boy falling for the girl’s best friend, the misunderstood ugly duckling evolving into a beautiful swan." Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
My Personal Angel reviews
After being gravely injured at a crime scene, Natalie undergoes emergency surgery. After losing the will to live, succumbing to the pain, she is visited by a personal deity who begs her to keep living- Mitch. References to "Mr. Monk Is At Your Service."
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Natalie T. - Complete
Behind These Hazel Eyes reviews
After a rough breakup with her boyfriend, Holly makes a drastic decision. H/T This is a really early fic of mine. Be gentle. I wrote it when I was like eleven.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
I'm Not That Girl reviews
A/H. Once a month, the secret lovers meet atop a hill; though one is married, the love is still strong between them. It's never enough for her, though, knowing he goes home to another. This is an early piece, not my best work at all, with a few changes.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
How To Save a Life reviews
Years after their first meeting, Minerva Paradizo lost everything. Desperate, she kidnaps an innocent elf and plans to sell her to regain her fortune. Artemis invites her over to change her cold ways.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
The Spider reviews
A love poem in Holly's POV describing her relationship with Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete