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Joined 08-07-08, id: 1660542, Profile Updated: 06-19-13

Hello Peoples! I decided to change my profile because it used to be...antisocial.

I enjoy very few things, but i enjoy Harry Potter , Naruto , Death note, and that's about it.

Stories: The Orange Blade

My favorite quotes: "When a single person suffers from a delusion, its called a mental disorder, but when its suffered by many, many people, it's called religion"-?

"Life rarely gives us what we want, and it is how we deal with our burdens that really shows the measure of a man. But some burdens were never meant to borne by anyone, at least not alone."-?

"Out of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most"-?

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."-Robert Bloch

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Why so serious?"- The Joker

"What's one less person on the face of the earth, anyway?"-Ted Bundy

"I have no particular desire to live. I have no particular desire to be killed. It is a matter of indifference to me. I do not think I am altogether right."- Albert Fish

When asked if he wore the skin face masks over a prolonged time: "Not too long, I had other things to do"- Ed Gein

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Birth of the Forest by karldin reviews
The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,279 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 3,982 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 5,217 - Follows: 5,794 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's – but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,542 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 4,895 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,760 - Reviews: 3329 - Favs: 6,618 - Follows: 6,900 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 312,606 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 3,446 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 478,793 - Reviews: 3629 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 3,957 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Senju Legend by Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka reviews
The Senju Clan had always been revered as the most powerful Shinobi Clan in the Elemental Nation, but in recent years their numbers had dwindled down to almost nothing. As the son of Jiraiya and Tsunade, as well as heir to the Senju clan, how will Senju Naruto revive his once dominant clan, and reshape the world to his image. Powerful Mokuton Naruto! Strictly Naruto x Kushina!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,142 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Dead Last by Nauro reviews
It's a simple day in Konoha, and a recent Academy graduate, Uzumaki Naruto is happy to sow chaos around himself. However, underneath that happy charade, there are certain secrets that will see the light of the day - it's only a matter of time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1533 - Favs: 3,598 - Follows: 354 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 4,553 - Follows: 493 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete