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Hey people! Im Savanna but you can call me Savvy. I love fanfiction. There are so many talented people here. I love the Artemis Fowl books, the Inheritance Cycle, the Gallagher Girls, Nancy Drew, Charlie Bone and of course, Harry Potter! I'm a Cross Country runner and I love it so much. Running is an escape from reality; like reading. That's why I love it here. :)
"Stay back Human.You don't know what you're dealing with" -- Captain Holly Short
"That was completly and utterly random"
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!
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