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 Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl. Savvy (she/her/hers) 25 - Grad Student I use reading as an escape from the mountains of schoolwork I have to do :D Black Lives Matter, Trans rights are human rights, and bodily autonomy is a human right* FAVORITE QUOTES "Stay back Human. You don't know what you're dealing with" -- Captain Holly Short (Artemis Fowl series) “One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode.” - Hermione (HP) |
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A Lesson in the Skeletal System by CaRiNeSs reviews
Bones gives Booth a little lesson in which bone is which! Short one shot that popped into my head!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/12/2020 - Published: 6/27/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Compelled by SlytherPouf reviews
Harry Potter is dead, and the Dark Lord has taken control of the wizarding world. Severus Snape is alive, and must lead Hogwarts the way Voldemort instructs. He devises a plan to save Hermione Granger, but doesn't bargain on being placed under a Compulsion Curse that threatens to destroy them both. Rated strong M for sex, violence, character deaths and situations. **NOW COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 210,563 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/3/2018 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7331 - Favs: 16,739 - Follows: 12,409 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Law and Marriage by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
It is hereby ordered that unmarried Pureblood witches and wizards aged 17-30 must marry a person of Halfblood or Muggle-born status. Thus, within a generation no families will remain Pureblooded. Marriage Law twist. Society expects couples to do silly things, like go out on dates, even if you're not really dating, or meet your fiancé's parents. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 268,649 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 5/21/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Out of the Darkness by The Bell Keeper reviews
Severus finds someone broken and battered in Knockturn Alley. Will he find more than just companionship? Will they both get their happy ending? SS/HG pairing. Don't like, don't read. Mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 142,019 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Feud for Thought by Truh-Uffles reviews
AU. Snape lives, and he and Hermione are getting on one another's last nerve. An all-out pranking war ensues. Rated T for language for now, but may be changed to M for possible citrus in future chapters. Future SS/HG pairing. Don't like? Don't care!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
beyond by ulstergirl reviews
Written for Nancy Drew Yuletide 2013. Prompt: Before her wedding - her engagement party, perhaps - Carson gives Nancy a letter her mother wrote for her for the occasion, with the assumption that she died from a longterm disease and knew she'd miss important events in Nancy's life. Set early in the Mystery Stories, in the 1940s.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Letters by ulstergirl reviews
Everything changes, including Nancy and Ned, when America joins the Second World War. Story now complete!
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by odieotie reviews
"Wait- are you guys fighting? Oh my God, what is that even like?" Spock and Uhura have a little argument after the volcano incident. Sometimes it can be hard dating a Vulcan. Spock/Uhura angst
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
Desynchronisation by RiverWitch8616 reviews
Severus's ramblings on his relation to Hermione and their ever present desynchronisation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Bites by TakumaAngel reviews
Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 264,824 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shut up, Spock by lemonosity reviews
Spock, Uhura, and the rest of the Enterprise crew explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly go where no man has gone before. Enjoy! :D Established Spuhura (warning- fluff ensues). K for mild language. A couple of one-shots as well as a full fic (in progress).
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura
His Power, His Pleasure, His Pain by Nareliel reviews
Nyota Uhura is many things. For Spock, she is his power, his pleasure, his pain...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Denial by little beloved reviews
Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Differences by Botsey reviews
Spock the compulsive list maker observes his sleeping wife and notes their differences..
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
20 Ways to Annoy a Potions Master by Zombie Reine reviews
Hermione makes a bet with Ron and decides to "have a little fun" by driving the resident Potions Master insane. Pranks, tomfoolery and hijinks ensue. This story will be taken over by another author, will update when details have been finalized.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Intoxicated by T.L. Imela reviews
It's just an average night on the Enterprise until Spock gets drunk, Kirk gets handsy, and Uhura has the best night ever. Mainly Spock/Uhura with a hint of Spock/Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Wooing of Andy McNally by snapple79 reviews
Sam tries to win Andy back when she returns from the taskforce. Post S3.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
Even Tough Men Crumble by snapple79 reviews
Sam is used to comforting others, but a tragedy forces him to be the one comforted. Can Andy figure out what he needs? How does Sam react?
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
The Longing in the Letters by DaLiza reviews
Set after the season seven finale. Booth and Brennan write letters to each other, even though they know they can't send them.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Kiss You Like This McNally by NothatRose reviews
What happens after the scene blacks out on Sam and Andy at the end of episode 1 and 2 of Season 3.
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - S. Swarek, A. McNally - Complete
It Started With A Prank by Potion Muse reviews
It started with a prank. Is Hermione losing it? How many skills can one woman have anyway? Does Snape really wear pink boxers? Will he ever get his revenge? Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Bonds of Matrimony by gnrkrystle reviews
Marriage Law Fic. My first attempt and Severus/Hermione. I'm really excited about it! Voldemort pushes through a marriage law to force Hermione to marry a Deatheater. Can Snape save her, and the cause, by being that Deatheater?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,917 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 2,276 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix by ulstergirl reviews
Mystery Stories. When Carson catches Nancy and Ned in an accidentally compromising position, his demand that Ned state his intentions toward Nancy causes the two to examine their relationship, and Nancy to confront her fear of commitment.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Winter Light by zillac reviews
COMPLETED It's near Arya's Birthday, and Eragon doesn't know what to get her. When flying with Saphira, he finds a frozen pond and decides to introduce Arya to his world. Aryagon. About midEldest. Deticated to ChirikoFan.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Wicked Intentions by snapeisalive reviews
As Snape's apprentice, Hermione has fallen for Severus...he just doesn't know it yet. Lucius Malfoy takes up the Transfiguration position with the intentions of seeking revenge on Hermione and Severus. Will Hermione's dreams be destroyed by Lucius?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,663 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Black & Blue by FreyReh reviews
Post:2x06, Andy is reeling after her break-up with Luke and the 'what ifs' start to pop up in her head but she cannot let this get in the way of her job when young teens start vanishing from downtown Toronto. FULL SUM INSIDE
Rookie Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,181 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
Black Velvet by MistressSnape394 reviews
Hermione loses a bet to Ginny and has to sing at a pub in London. But what happens when her ex-lover Severus Snape shows up? One shot. AU & possibly OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Anthropologist in the Accident by Serendipity730 reviews
Episode Tag for 6x09. This is set before the final scenes of the Doctor in the Photo. What if Booth hadn't been there to rescue Bones from the car?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Last Place You Look by slightlysickpsycho reviews
Hermione is falling apart, and Snape realizes he's the only one who notices. Warning: cutting and eating disorder triggers. Rated for content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 76,025 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Toxic Dance by Ichigo Sanero reviews
add a non-dead Severus; Dumbledore's crazy ideas; Hermione singing, And two scheming friends. Please enjoy! a.n. i'm not sure if i'm going to add a chapter 2, but for now i'm planning for it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rules Be Damned by RookieGinge reviews
Andy/Sam fic. Rated T to be safe, and for later. / In the aftermath of Benny's death, Andy's left with guilt that threatens to consume her. Can Sam help her? And when it turns into something more, do the rules manage to stop them in their tracks?
Rookie Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - A. McNally, S. Swarek - Complete
Wisher by Jitterzkitty reviews
Holly and Foaly suffer from sleepless nights. Their dreams filled with the voice of a tiny creature in need of help. The last genie, Wisher, needs them. But what looks to be a simple rescue mission turns out to be so much more.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,065 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Julius R., Holly S.
Staring by Chiimeriical reviews
Hermione has hereby decided to Stop Looking At Snape Heatedly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Follow Through by rightersblock reviews
My idea of how a relationship might go between Booth and Brennan. Starts after Boneless Bride in the River. BB
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Private Wound by JuliennePotato reviews
A fairy tale like no other - one of flying. Fighting. Friendship. Hate. Jealousy. Revenge. Fairies of all natures and descriptions. Technology. Bravery. Cowardly actions. Strongest men. Lies. Truths. Chases. Escapes. Flatulent dwarves. And bad puns.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Complex Diva by debjunk reviews
Severus happens upon a strange animal in the Forbidden Forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Severus S., Horace S. - Complete
A Murder of Crows by Hogwarts 91 reviews
14 yrs post-war: Hermione's teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever? ***REVISED IN 2023***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,583 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Little Packages by imslytherinatheart reviews
Harry is distracted and causes an accident in potions. Hermione is the unfortunate victim and is stuck with Snape while he figures her out. HG/SS.. Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Dementor's Bite by proudwriter reviews
Hermione was hit by a spell that was meant for Severus. Can Severus find a way to cure her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 44,428 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Strange Bedfellows by luna-fic reviews
Dumbledore sends Snape and Hermione on a mission when someone tampers with the floo network. First stop: Paris.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Wedding Date by occaecation reviews
When Holly's sister, Ivy, has her wedding, everyone expects her to show up with a date. A date that, in all actuality, doesn't exist. With a little help from Trouble, Holly manages to pull off the lie but will the fantasy become reality? Holly/Root
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Holly S., Julius R.
A Heart of Steel Can Still Be Broken by Seraphina Moon reviews
Bones is brutally raped. What happens in the aftermath of her attack? Can Booth help her through? Or will she withdraw completely? Rated MA for rape,language and violence. R&R be kind!. BoothxBrennan,HodginsxAngela.THANKS TO WILLOW FOR BETAING!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,232 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
When We Talk About Love by Rabid Angel reviews
Five things that Nyota Uhura knew about Spock that no one else did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Blueberries & Rollercoasters by lydiamaartin reviews
All Harry wanted was to go to an amusement park over the summer, like normal teenagers do. At some point, Snape gets turned into a giant blueberry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Caveat at the Crime Scene by DaLiza reviews
A veteran FBI agent warns a rookie that dating Dr. Brennan could get him killed...by Booth. One shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/3/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Of stupidities and lovely outbursts by helaluvE reviews
Spock witness something that comforts him. Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Stranded With You by daisymay390 reviews
Bones and Booth are stranded alone on a deserted island.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,062 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Under covers? by Cheese1 reviews
Booth and Bones have to go undercover again. Booth is not happy with the situation, but he has no other choice. Brennan however is thrilled. Will the whole assignment bring them closer? - Mature content in later chapters!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,267 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Coming home by Cheese1 reviews
Brennan misses Booth, who is on an assignment, but doesn't want to admit it, not even to herself. But then something changes and Brennan's world is upside down. Will she contact Booth? What happens when Booth comes home?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,953 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
The Secret Admirer by vanityfair reviews
When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkest Before the Light by celisnebula reviews
Someone wants Snape and Hermione together – thinks they’d be a perfect pair. Kidnapped, separately via Portkey, they’re trapped deep within a darkened, older forest without their wands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All She Ever Wanted: Money Can't Buy Everything by debjunk reviews
Hermione Granger had a job that gave her everything she wanted. However, money can't buy the one thing she desires most, the love of the reclusive Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,701 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
From the Files of Dr Lance Sweets by DaLiza reviews
Booth and Brennan are alone in Sweets' office, and the doctor's file on our favorite crime fighting duo just happens to be on his desk. One shot.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/8/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Wings of Fairies by demented cookies reviews
Artemis Fowl is stuck in San Francisco with relatives. When old foes turn up with new tricks, how can he help with an obnoxious, teenage basketball jock tagging along? A rewrite of Fairywings. If you haven't read Fairywings, don't. Read this one instead!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Voices by Cheese1 reviews
TWOSHOT! Her voice could guide me through anything... First person, Booth. His voice is my lifeline... First person, Brennan.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
Shivers AND OTHER ONESHOTS! by Cheese1 reviews
One-shot collection. Booth and Bones in ... SHIVERS; DEAL; PEACHY; FIRST DAY; RISK; THE MOVIE; ARMED; TRUST; SONGS; BIRTHDAY; WAITING; COMMON GROUND; BULLETS - Booth watches Bones in a bar.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,500 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Fade Away by flyersfan3588 reviews
Booth and Bones are trapped in a collapsed building. It's quite angsty, especially for me, the fluff queen.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Holly's Dad by major.trouble.kelp reviews
Holly had been having nightmares since the death of Root. Can someone help her? Not to mention there is a new crisis she gets caught up in and a shocking secret is discovered about her past. Between OD and TLC. HT rated T just for safety
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Reality TV Lower Elements Style by fuzzy-grapes reviews
When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Complete
The Twelve Days of Snape's Christmas by debjunk reviews
Hermione decides to do the twelve days of Christmas for Severus. Will he survive all the attention?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Svitkona by Mikha reviews
Katrina has many questions for Arya concerning Eragon, but the answer to one, could answer them all. Saphira observes.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Arya, Katrina - Complete
and that's how it happened by Cheese1 reviews
Bones feels sick, but it's nothing serious....... or is it? New chapters: Bones meets Booth parents and there is some change in her attitude about marriage.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,449 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Overdue Books by lauralizzie07 reviews
Booth/Bones. One shot. “It’s not the librarian, Bones. It’s you.” He smiled, “well, you pretending to be a librarian.” Spoilers through "The Passenger in the Oven."
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Say What? by redrider6612 reviews
SPOILER ALERT! I heard a spoiler and my imagination went wild. This is going to be a shortie, probably 3 or 4 chaps. Reviews are much appreciated.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Journal by missdebra87 reviews
Bones allows Booth to read her journal, where she keeps her most intimate thoughts and feelings.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
True Love And Trust by xXNikoletta BlackXx reviews
Ronald cheats on Hermione.Who does she turn to?Snape of course.But she doesn't trust him.not at first.there are secrets, lies, and love.As Hermione's life is turned upside down can Severus fix things and set everything right?rape & smut dont like dont rea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,375 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Meet Me By The Water by This-Family-Affair reviews
BBYL sequel; B&B are off on their honeymoon, but will things onboard be everything they wanted? Or will a dark secret surface and ruin it all? BB, AJ, NZ. T for violent themes, and death.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/27/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Artemis Fowls Bum Gets Pinched by Artemis Fowl's Girl reviews
If you like stupid random storys then look no further
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Scientist by neelix reviews
A short story of how Hermione became aware of Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Case or Cake? by Cheese1 reviews
First chapter was already posted in my one-shot collection, called Waiting. It starts with Booth and Brennan in Sweets' waiting room and later sends them out of town for a week-end... with Booth's family! Now complete - incl. Epilogue!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,404 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Empirical Results by redrider6612 reviews
This is set around the time of the season 3 finale. Booth finds out about Sweets' 'experiment' and gets pretty steamed. B&B fluff, of course!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Eve by hpaich reviews
Bones finally pushes Booth too far - and he pushes back. Rated M for later chapters. NOW COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Undone by ulstergirl reviews
Nancy Drew Summerfest 2008 Set during Nancy Drew Files 108. Nancy and Ned talk about the problems between them.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by Coral Candy reviews
Booth insists on taking Bones home for Christmas as he refuses to let her spend it alone. Mary Booth has been trying to get her son married off since he was 20 and it just so happens that Temperance Brennan is her favorite author...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,657 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 12/22/2006 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Doggy Daycare B N' B Style by Bonefan21 reviews
Russ and Emma have to ask Bones to dog watch their new six-month-old German shepherd puppy. What happens when Bones ropes Booth into helping her dog watch? Be prepared for some fast action, comedy and a little bit of fluff.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,493 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Stumped by thedarkpoet reviews
Artemis Fowl the Second is alone on the Fowl Estate. How will he survive?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Artemis F., Butler
Artemis Kissed A Fish by Holly25Trouble reviews
Artemis Kissed A Fish! O.o For my peeps on EC! It's Holly's birthday! This is going to be interesting! Just read it!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Snape Family Outing by Dragons Quill reviews
Severus' daughter has to use the bathroom and they are in a public place and Hermione is nowhere to be found, at least not quickly enough. To what lengths will Severus go to keep his daughter happy? Just a bit of fluff that demanded to be written! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Artemis and LEP dorkey glasses but not Grover by simetrajackson reviews
In this foot and retina scrubbing hilarious comedy, Artemis Fowl finds himself making excuses on how he died in the bathtub while Percy needs to eat nutritious and delicious Fish Oil tablets and Root disintegrates into an eyeball floating next to Holly ..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008
Partners in the Vault by daisydol reviews
With his previous plan ruined by the squints, an old enemy sees an opportunity to exact revenge. When Booth and Brennan find themselves buried alive, can the team pull out a miracle without them? R&R please! M for smootchy lovin'.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,890 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
And one day, Root exploded by starburst27 reviews
An accurate documentary on what events occured in chute E37 on the fateful day that Julius Root was 'sploded.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Julius R., Holly S.
Nightmares by Aria-wolfstar reviews
When the nightmares after Booth’s shooting become too much, Bone’s copes in one of the only ways she remembers how. “Bones, what’re you doing here at…two thirty in the morning?” BB
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
An Answer by Melissax3 reviews
My first Booth Express entry, and first Bones fic. Sully returns for Brennan, 5 years later.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fireworks by CBratter reviews
Booth and Parker offer Bones an invitation on the 4th of July. Bones/Booth
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/13/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Worth the Wait by ulstergirl reviews
Nancy and Ned grow closer while stranded in a mountain cabin with Bess and George during a snowstorm. Oneshot.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Wizard of Bones by SimOph52 reviews
Booth has Parker for the night and Parker can't get enough of fairytales. Then something happens...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/3/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Move me by QuietlyGone reviews
Brennan was taken, Booth saved the day but the man who started it all is not letting go of Brennan quite that easily. DISCONTINUED.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Opal her match making skills by fantasychick10 reviews
What could have happened bettween Root an holly in Opal Deception. . R\H might add more if people like.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Love in the Lab, chapter one by daisydol reviews
After the dust settles, Booth has time to really think about Bones' lack of grief for his death. Does she care for him at all? Rated M for later chapters. First Bones fic, please R&R.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
One Word by flyersfan3588 reviews
Fluffy one-shot I wrote after Baby in the Bough. Something Booth says causes Brennan to reflect on her relationship with him.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Flashbulbs & Fairytales by Imagination-Parade reviews
Brennan, Booth, and the Squints attend the Hollywood premiere of Brennan’s movie, Bred in the Bone. Booth/Brennan and Angela/Hodgins pairings.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/12/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Be My Love by DaLiza reviews
Booth and Brennan struggle to keep their hot new romance hidden from the FBI. Sequel to Be My Date.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,629 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Sparky by QuietlyGone reviews
A cheer little ditty in which nothing much happens, B&B don't get married or have kids and no one dies. But the sun does shine and someone is surprised.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Thanksgiving with Bones by ICarryYourHeart16 reviews
Booth brings Bones home for Thanksgiving strictly as a partner, but fate, namely his mother, has other things in mind.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Mother's Secret by redrider6612 reviews
Sequel to 'A New Secret' Brennan and Booth try to balance child rearing with career and find it isn't easy. Some angst, lots of fluff and maybe some smut, though with a baby around, that's never easy. Please read and review.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,465 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Artemis Feline by Olynara Sedai reviews
After being rescued by Holly from a toxic spill, Artemis feels different. He and Holly were covered in sludge, and now they're sprouting tails! Will the others find an antidote before kid and cop become cats?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,440 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 8/29/2006
Angela's guide to annoying your colleagues by QuietlyGone reviews
Brennan had one so now it's Angela's turn.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Angela M. - Complete
The Collector by Cheese1 reviews
A pretty angsty fic, roughly based on the movie Kiss the girls... Will the team be able to solve a very personal case? Rating may change. NOW FINISHED!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,336 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Don't be scared by Cheese1 reviews
Booth and Brennan are shocked about what just happened. Can they fix it?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,982 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007
We Have a Case A Bones Parody by flyersfan3588 reviews
A B&B one shot I wrote for the parody challenge on Live Journal.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
His Bones by beaglelvr93 reviews
Booth is with Tessa when she shows up, beaten and bleeding, asking for his help. How will Tessa take Booth's overprotective, yummy alphamaleness when it comes to his Bones? OVERLY FLUFFY! TB BB Don't worry, the TB is almost nonexistent! REVIEW MY PEEPS!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Snape Gets Snogged for Christmas by Orchideia reviews
Christmas eve. Hermione was on her rounds, warining students to makeout somewhere else when she ran into someone. It was...Snape... Uh oh... Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What She Doesn't Know About Booth by redrider6612 reviews
This is an entry for the Booth Express Parody Challenge. Just a fun little one shot. Hope you enjoy. Please R&R
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Won't Say I'm in Love by Drownedinlight reviews
Arya is in denial about her feelings for Eragon? Can Islanzadi, Nasuada, Katrina and Human!Saphira convinse her otherwise? In song? CH7: To the market with Ichiro!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,921 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006
Of long car journeys and love by QuietlyGone reviews
Bones and Booth on a long car drive. Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A little something by QuietlyGone reviews
Angela stumbles upon something, something that she finds highly amusing...
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Angela M., T. Brennan - Complete
Karaoke Conundrum by lizziecat reviews
Dumbledore is planning a Hogwarts karaoke night and wants Severus and Hermione to sing a duet together. As you can imagine, Severus is none too pleased. SSHG challenge fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
My Eyes by SnoopGirl69 reviews
Temperance Brennan asks Seeley Booth why he closed his eyes while shielding her from a potential bomb blast.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,809 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 9/5/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Lilac by Cheese1 reviews
Starting with an unusual case. There will be BB fluff as in all my fics and hopefully fun, but also a bit angst.... I am trying to keep it more or less focused on the case...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
Brennan's guide to annoying your colleagues by QuietlyGone reviews
Does Brennan do what she does for a reason? A few musings on "I don't know what that means"
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
The Dark Lord's Gift by proudwriter reviews
The Dark Lord gave Severus a unusual gift and he is unsure of what to do with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,235 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Woman In Stiletto Heels by redshipper reviews
“Is that Bones or Roxie you’re having sex with?”
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
My Random Rant On Mary Sues by Epitome of Randomness reviews
See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
In Your Arms by x.Miss.Attention.Span.x reviews
Bones and Angela where in a car accident... ok I suck at summaries but anyway Booth n Bones with a bit of Hodgins and Angela.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Serendipity by ulstergirl reviews
Oneshot, Nancy Drew Yuletide 2007, during Files 92. Nancy and Ned are caught in what appears to be a compromising situation.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Distraction by ulstergirl reviews
Oneshot, Nancy Drew Yuletide 2007, during Files. Ned teaches Nancy how to play football, kind of.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Marshmallowie Goodness And More by This-Family-Affair reviews
This is now a collection of holiday drabbles, posted when the holiday comes around. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Early Train by demented cookies reviews
This is a kinda sadish fic about Commander Root, from Holly's perspective. I just heard this song, and just had to write this story, so here you go.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Mystical Prize Show! by TheCorinne reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape and Dumbledore are forced into a crazy gameshow with an even crazier host! This is the Mystical Prize Show, where there are no rules and everything counts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Letters From Home by flyersfan3588 reviews
Brennan and Booth deal with seperation as Booth heads to Iraq. God, I suck worse at summaries than I do at titles! Just trust me!
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Kissing My Partner by DaLiza reviews
The Santa in the Slush kiss seen from three points of view: Booth's, Brennan's and Caroline's. One POV per chapter.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Lesson in Anthropology by RedRoses18 reviews
Brennan leaves on a sabbatical to collect research on an African tribe. Booth accompanies her as protection, and she'll have to teach him a thing or two about the art of observation! Things will get interesting under the hot African sun...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007
In A Different Light by Song Angel reviews
The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 9/9/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Hot Blooded by sas.90 reviews
Starts off with Bones calling Booth when someone breaks into her house at 3:00am in the morning. Being the loyal friend he is, Booth goes and helps her. Eventually BB. Epilogue is up.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Happy Holidays: Thanksgiving Edition by nekkidboothinc reviews
In each other, Booth and Brennan find much to be thankful for this holiday season. Third in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Ghosts of Georgetown by forensicsfan reviews
The discovery of several sets of bones underneath a home in Georgetown becomes a catalyst for Booth and Brennan to question more than just the evidence.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,129 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Be My Date by DaLiza reviews
Booth invites Bones to the wedding of a fellow FBI agent. BB cuteness and fluffiness ensue.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Happy Holidays: Veteran's Day Edition by nekkidboothinc reviews
Booth and Brennan again find that holidays are more meaningful when they are together. Second in the Happy Holidays series.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Future sequel to hope by Cheese1 reviews
This is the fluffy sequel to Hope... I would recommend to read my story Hope before!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Happy Holidays: Halloween Edition by nekkidboothinc reviews
Coincidentally..or not...Booth and Brennan each meet a sexy stranger at a costume party. Will they give into the mystery?
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,688 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Phoenix, The Raven & Prince Charming? by Dragons Quill reviews
The war is over and Dumbledore has laid the groundworks for things to come. Hermione is back at Hogwarts and Severus has been lassoed into helping her with her own project. What will happen when a new marriage law is passed and a horse gets in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 161,962 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Hope by Cheese1 reviews
A lot of angst is coming up for Booth and Brennan, there is much to go through and we discover another dark chapter of brennan's past.... will they solve the case and will Booth and Bones be safe and together in the end?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Bones: Hallowe'en by Chasseuse reviews
This is in spirit of the upcoming holiday. BoothBones. Fluff. Masquerade. Review please.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Centaurs: A Long And Rich History by Realilly reviews
What happens when Root writes an article bashing Foaly and his whining? All heck breaks loose, DUH, while revealing tails pun intended! of this secretive centaur are released!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Foaly, Julius R.
The Accident by Cheese1 reviews
Brennan comes to Booth's apartment in the middle of the night, crying.... What happened?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Red by Cheese1 reviews
Brennan is hurt, see how Booth does react....
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Artemis Fowl:i cant think of a good name by Haruka and Hikari reviews
My first...no flames please!...Holly goes to Artemis's for a party...they get sucked into the world of Eragon...and...of course...save the world again...ArtyxHolly... BTW...this comes AFTER TLC. just pretend Root's alive!i stink at summeries..
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Boy in the Theme Park by bxbforever991 reviews
When Booth and Parker are in Disney World, a body is found and Booth brings Bones down to Florida to help him solve the murder.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,019 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Root and Foaly Fashion by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
In this action packed and fast paced tale, Root and Foaly compete to be the most fashionable of all the magical creatures. It truly is a clash of the titans. Who will win? You decide! Well not really, we decide!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The joys of life by starburst27 reviews
Oneshot. Root gets locked in a closet.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Randomness by XxEviexX reviews
Title self explanitory. Funny, I hope. Rated T for a few reasons. Err, you might not want to read if you adore Minerva...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Birthday Surprise by flyersfan3588 reviews
Booth, Bones and a bed. What more do you need? A nice fluffy oneshot for your reading pleasure!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
Second Chance by Captain Traemel reviews
Severus and Hermione Snape have been unhappily married for three years thanks to the MugglebornPureblood Marriage Act. When tragedy occurs, Severus is given the opportunity to look back and see exactly how things have been for his young wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,540 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Glimpse of Fate by That Old Black Magic reviews
Brennan is knocked unconscious and is given a glimpse of her fate with Booth, if only she's prepared to fight for it. BB romance and drama. Rated T for language.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/21/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
On Top Of My Partner by DaLiza reviews
Based on the season three promo. Ch.1: Booth's POV as he shields Brennan from an explosion that never comes. Ch.2: Brennan's POV. Ch.3: Angela's POV as she walks in on them.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Case with more than bones by BarbMacK reviews
When Brennan accidentally signs for not only bones but two living children as well, she finds herself resorting to one lie to keep them happy which results in a whole lot of fun and mayhem for Booth.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
I Don't Sing by Holly25Trouble reviews
This is a mix of HSM with AF. Sounds better than the summary. Promise! Chapter 6 up! REVIEW PLZ!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,761 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Holly S., Trouble K.
First Comes Marriage by KC Clark reviews
Eighteenyearold, seventh year Hogwarts student, Hermione Granger finds herself trapped in a loveless marriage to her Potions Professor Severus Snape, because of a marriage law that the Ministry of Magic has passed. Finished! Reviews 193! WOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,817 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Freudian Slip by DaLiza reviews
Brennan's editor notices a very revealing error in her manuscript. One shot BB fluff. Rated T for some smut.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
South of Santa Fe by joliesse43 reviews
Booth and Bones have just finished a case in Santa Fe and are ready to return home, but a few ghostly encounters, some old bones, some new bones and a kiss extend their stay in the Southwest. Rating will probably go up to T.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007
I know a Song that Gets on Severus's Nerves by sernity1806 reviews
Harry and Hermione had a little to much butterbeer and start singing annoying muggle songs. Mix in some Snape and you got a recipe for laughter. Also Songs That Annoy Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Little More Each Day by BBAddict reviews
Another day at the Jeffersonian until a slip of the tongue gets Brennan what… or who… she desires. BB Fluff. Oneshot
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Brennan's Bunkmate by laslady reviews
What happens when Booth has to bunk with Brennan for a while? The spark continues to grow between our two favorite characters as they work the case of a missing congressman and his two young daughters in NYC. Chapter 15 is up. Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007
Sleeping Seeley by DaLiza reviews
Booth is in a coma, but Parker thinks he knows how Bones can wake him up. Fluffiness ensues.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Brennan's Dream by flyersfan3588 reviews
The title pretty much says it all! Brennan has a dream. One shot I wrote for the jealousy challenge. BB fluff.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Consequences of Nightmares by foreverforgetful reviews
Holly is haunted by a recurring nightmare about Root's death. What will finally make them stop? HollyRoot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,152 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
The VERY Secret Diary of Domovoi Butler by Tora and TheEvilestGirlChild reviews
We had our fangirl minions dig this out of the Fowl family trash. It smelled. A lot. But it was a good read. Something we absolutely HAD to post on FanFiction for all those Butler fans out there.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Butler
The Power Of Love by nickersoncrazy reviews
You gave me strength, you gave me the will to survive... oneshot
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Dangerous Goldfish by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
The title of this particularly action packed story says it all really. Goldfish can be dangerous, very dangerous, would you know what to do in a Goldfish attack?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
Choices by flyersfan3588 reviews
Epps has escaped from prison and is out for revenge. Written before Man in the Cell, obviously. Angst with a side of fluff! BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Broken Date by redrider6612 reviews
A one shot I wrote for the Booth Express. B&B smutterfluff, somewhat OOC, but fun just the same. Rated T for a bit of steaminess.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Man's Best Friend by flyersfan3588 reviews
A fluffy oneshot. Booth, Bones, and a dog. What more can I say?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Be My Valentine, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
A very tipsy and determined twentyseven year old Hermione gets it in her head that it's a sad, sad thing Severus Snape is no one's valentine after playing chaperone at the Annual Valentine's Day dance at Hogwarts. A spicy encounter is in the making.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,112 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Way It Should Be by SnoopGirl69 reviews
What should have happened at the reception if Jack and Angela had gotten married.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Secret No More by redrider6612 reviews
Sequel to The Secret. Booth & Brennan have managed to keep the secret for six months, but when someone sees them together, the secret comes out with disastrous results. Smutterfluff galore! COMPLETE
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,160 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Only if I by joliesse43 reviews
My version of Booth and Brennans' tensions after Sully leaves. Their problems won’t be solved by counseling, but perhaps sex.…. Now includes a case! And Booth and Bones in danger! FINAL UPDATE
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Dog With A Bone by qblisa reviews
When a dog finds a bone, Booth and Brennan must solve the case. Eventually BoothBrennan.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,692 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
You're Precious To Me by nickersoncrazy reviews
She was ready to sacrifice anything for the guy who had done so much for her...
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
A Train Car Named by redrider6612 reviews
This is my Conversing Hart's Challenge entry. Booth and Brennan are on a long train ride together. Fair warning, there is some Brennan OOC behavior toward the end of first chapter. Rated T for some steamy fluff.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Only Thing He Could Give by flyersfan3588 reviews
Set near the beginning of Season 2 Booth gives Bones a Christmas present.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
Cooking disater by tardyarty reviews
Holly and Artemis make a cooking show
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Bones and Paintballs by That Old Black Magic reviews
Booth and Brennan go paintballing. Just a little BB fun.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Elevator Games by flyersfan3588 reviews
Booth and Bones get stuck in an elevator. Mostly humor and romance, a little angst later.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 42,858 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007
Inspiration by DaLiza reviews
When Brennan has trouble writing an adult scene for her latest book, Booth offers to give her some inspiration. Can one special night be the start of a lasting relationship?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,081 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Memories by waterdragon719 reviews
Holly finds out she was mindwiped by Root to forget a certain mud boy...but not Artemis. Post OD. CHAP 7 UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Holly S.
Here In Your Arms by FireGirl09 reviews
Booth really wants to read Bones' new book before it comes out, but Bones won't let him so Booth goes behind her back and reads it anyway. He realizes that he is portrayed as one of the main characters, the one who sleeps with the character based on Bones
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,088 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007
The Secret by redrider6612 reviews
What if Booth and Brennan became romantically involved and tried to keep it secret? Rated M for some major steaminess and somewhat explicit sex
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,446 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Symptoms of Love by That Old Black Magic reviews
Booth knew he had it bad. Brennan knew she had it bad. The only problem is, neither know the other one has it. BB fluff days are here to stay! Now officially complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
She's Got a Way by flyersfan3588 reviews
Just a oneshot that I wrote while thinking about the season finale. Spoilers for that ep if you haven't seen it, don't read this.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Let me love you by Miss P reviews
Angela plays matchmaker. BB of course!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,009 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
The Trouble With Handcuffs Is by That Old Black Magic reviews
What happens when you get handcuffed to Bones for a day? Trouble ensues, that's what happens. BB humour and fluff. Oneshot
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Night Out On The Town by Mecha Scorpion reviews
Eragon attends a party to celebrate the death of Galbatorix and embarks on an epic adventure of love, sex and comedy in this heartwarming Mother's Day oneshot. AryaThorn, SaphiraMurtagh, OrikSolembum and many more! Rated T but pretty close to M.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Fan Fiction Gone Wild by demented cookies reviews
What would happen if the characters from your fan fiction came to life and started messing up your house? And blew up your car? And ate your comic books? Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Artemis The Cow by A Penguin Named Jim reviews
Holly notice Artemis is acting rather strangely. She decides to investigate this change and a twisting tale of deception, betrayal and dark secrets begins to unfold.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
A Day in Eragon Land by Cell Phone127 reviews
Everything is fine...until, Eragon realizes the horrible truth! Yes, Saphira and Arya did not tell him that he had a facial problem...His nose...is big. His life...is...weird. One Shot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
The Insanity of Severus Snape by stashleigh reviews
Poor Severus, Harry, Ron and Hermione have come up with a new plan to annoy the living hell out of him. Does it work? Does he care? Someone does...HGSS I think, hmmmm P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,180 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Train to Kill by WildFlower084 reviews
A new case, a new type of relationship. While working on the biggest case of their lives, our favorite couple take their first attempt at a relationship together. Semisequel to Remember Our Promise. [FULL SUMMARY IN PROLOGUE!]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,808 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006
They Don't Even Know by MondaysRStupid reviews
Bones has a secret that no one would believe. My first Bones story so review and tell me what you think!
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007
The Note by xxkatrina reviews
Booth accidentally drops a list of things he loves about Brennan in her office, and Angela finds it and doesn't think twice about showing someone. But she wonders what she should really do with it... [BB] [Oneshot]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
White Noise by rightersblock reviews
Booth and Brennan work together to solve a case that is stranger than fiction. BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,383 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
The Best Is Yet To Come by SnoopGirl69 reviews
Seeley Booth & Temperance Brennan's first date.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Meeting Mulder by DaLiza reviews
When Booth falls asleep while watching The X-Files, he meets Fox Mulder in a dream. Mulder offers him some advice on his relationship with Bones. After all, he says, I know a thing or two about lusting after your partner.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Wedding Bell Blues by This-Family-Affair reviews
Short drabble, Bones is getting married, But not to Booth. [BB]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
If Only I'd Killed You by DaLiza reviews
Set after "Two Bodies in the Lab." When Agent Kenton is offered immunity in exchange for testifying against the Romanos, Booth is assigned to protect him! How will he face the man who tried to kill Bones?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
A Michaelmas Carol by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
It’s Michaelmas in Ellesmera, and when Eragon notices that no one’s done any decorating, he takes the task upon himself. Mistletoe, garlands, Santa suits, and general chaos ensue! Sequel to DRAGONISTIC TRUTH OR DARE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/9/2007
He's Following Me! by This-Family-Affair reviews
Bones has a stalker... Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Dirty Truth by rightersblock reviews
For February CBPC. Also technically a companion piece to Enough. Booth's POV. BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Stronger by joliesse43 reviews
Brennan dates a bad boy biker and ends up in trouble. Who can she turn to for help? Booth, of course, but can he overcome his hangups about being involved with a coworker? B&B as always. 1st person, Brennan’s pov. FINAL UPDATE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,014 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Blackouts and Snow by This-Family-Affair reviews
There's a blackout and Bones and Booth are stuck together in the Jeffersonian! Kinda fluffy.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Annoying Snape by American Punk reviews
Because of the war being over the Golden trio get bored, and what's a better thing to do than annoy Snape? But things change when a prank goes awry. Now Hermione realizes that she has feelings for the bat of the dungeons and he feels the same about her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In Her Kitchen by rockstar83 reviews
Some of the moments that have happened between Bones and Booth in Bones' kitchen. My first Bones fic!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
Set The Fire To The Third Bar by Magical Me6666 reviews
What if at the end of 'The Man In The SUV' Brennan stayed for another drink with Booth instead of telling him to go home to Tessa? Warning: Adult language and situations. Only suitable for the mature reader.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Five things Harry stole from Hermione by Hellen Lou reviews
And the one thing she stole. What you ask stealing... Harry Potter never. but alas it's true, Harry stole from Hermione... but she stole too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Thoughts about Booth by Miss P reviews
Booth happens to read something Bones never wanted him to see, and things get really embarrassing!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Christmas Day by Elja reviews
Oneshot. This is a story about christmas in the Drew and Nickerson households. Hope you enjoy !
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Something About Christmas Time by WildFlower084 reviews
A bet turns into a promise to himself when Booth has only seven days to get Bones into the holiday spirit. [COMPLETE]
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,614 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by ulstergirl reviews
[Oneshot, Nancy Drew Yuletide 2006, Christmasfic] Nancy and Ned celebrate their first Christmas together as a couple.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Blue by ulstergirl reviews
[Oneshot, Nancy Drew Yuletide 2006] Nancy is kidnapped one Christmas, and her family and friends wait at home for news. Christmasfic.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Break Dance Trouble by occaecation reviews
The LEP officers are bored and at it again...involves a positively ancient boom box and Love Me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign. So enjoy plz R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Trouble K.
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 246 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Over the River and Through the Woods by Lexxicon reviews
To grandmother's house we go.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006
Twisted Fate by Tea on Jupiter reviews
Hermione is abducted over the summer and spends four months being raped and tortured. She is rescued by none other than Severus Snape. Is he just the man who saved her, or is he somthing else?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,417 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Borrowed by ulstergirl reviews
[Oneshot] Ned helps Nancy recuperate from a case, on the last day of his Thanksgiving break.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Blushing by Lexxicon reviews
What could possibly make straightlaced Temperance Brennan blush?
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
She Should Have Known by WildFlower084 reviews
Following Angela's advice, Brennan decides to tell Booth how she feels about him. Spoilers for episode 8, The Woman in The Sand and general season 2 spoilers as well.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Vegas, Baby! by Lexxicon reviews
What happens in Vegas.... Second chapter added!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Hit Me by Lexxicon reviews
It's a gamble....
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Hermione Granger, Closet Poet by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
A one shot. Just when Severus has given up hope of finding a student worthy of the art he teaches, he stumbles across a book of poems written by Hermione and is forced to see her in a new light. T for some sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
50 Things Not to Give to Voldemort for Christmas by draculasbride2008 reviews
Like the title...50 things you wouldn't give to Voldemort for Christmas...unless you like being hit with the Cruciatus. Rated for language and mild adult themes...or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Indiana and Kentucky by vintagexromance reviews
Holly is driving fast. And Artemis is feeling slightly sick.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Can you feel the love tonight? by Miss P reviews
Bones and Booth stuck in an elevator! This is just the beginning of a long and adventurous road ahead of them.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,157 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Undoing by Caroline reviews
[BB] 'This could not be in the cards for her. She didn't want it to be.'
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,840 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006
Artemis Fowl: The pointless parody of book one by IvoryWhiskers reviews
Title says all Compeltely random : Enjoy
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
What Changed? by 1037095 reviews
Booth and Bones Fluff story Chapter 22 up now.....
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,037 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006
Mistake by joliesse43 reviews
After a difficult case Brennan and Booth take comfort in alcohol and each other. Was it a mistake? Can they make a relationship work or will a huge mistake tear them apart? FINAL UPDATE! I think, wait, yes it is.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,951 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Peace by ulstergirl reviews
[Red Label] Nancy gives Ned a Christmas present.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Enough by rightersblock reviews
A oneshot from Brennan's point of view. BB
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Stressful Days by L. Paynter reviews
Eragon and Saphira get into a little quarrel. Arya knocks sense into Eragon. Read the story for more...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Idiotic Short Stories by xMetallicBooger reviews
A series of really dumb Artemis Fowl short stories.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Nothing Personal by Caroline reviews
[BB] She didn't want to get personal with Seeley Booth. He had been right when he accused her of being turned on by their fights... but that didn't mean she wanted to get into anything personal with him. Chapter 11 now up.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,067 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006
The Sketch Show by fuzzy-grapes reviews
A whole lot of weird sketch type things. I will add them as I think of them. Fourth one: Chix Verbil is certain Holly is hitting on him during an eventful game of tennis...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,083 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2005
Various Methods of Antagonization by refloc reviews
In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Julius R.
Valentine by Miss P reviews
Booth has a very special Valentine’s gift for Brennan!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Artemis Fowl Meets Fan Fiction by Storyreader14 reviews
What happens when Foaly discovers fanfiction. net. Will crazy havoc insue or will they take it lightly? Yeah, right. I HAVE PERMESSION FROM AMY SHADOWS TO REPRINT THIS STORY! On Hiatus until my beta gets back to me
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2006
Possess by ulstergirl reviews
It's the night of Nancy's senior prom and this year everything's going to be perfect. Heavy UST. Oneshot.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
The Body at the Beach by rightersblock reviews
My idea about how Booth and Brennan could end up together. The title pretty much covers it.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
What Went Wrong? by Emerald Tiara reviews
What was Saphira thinking when Eragon was turned down by Arya? Oneshot.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
Collapse by Lexxicon reviews
Oneshot. Booth and Brennan's world gets rocked.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Alagaesian Idol by callernumber16onz100 reviews
Murtagh, Eragon, Arya, Angela and Solembum, and Saphira are all competing for the title of '06's Alagaesian Idol. So, who will win? YOU decide! [T for language]
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/30/2006
Switched: Part 2 by altairity reviews
The sequel to Switched. Artemis and Holly have gotten their revenge on Foaly, now watch as it's his and Root's turn to suffer! COMPLETED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
Attempted Drabbles Of A Rambling Mind by Stiggy reviews
My attempt at drabbles... in between fics. The fourth one is up... Root gets his revenge on Foaly after his cigars go missing...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006
Weird Things at Hogwarts by MochaKimono reviews
The silliest thing I have ever written.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Complete
Fate is Sealed by stashleigh reviews
Hermione and Severus in a Potions lesson, both reflect on how they feel about what they cannot have. HGSS first attempt at this sort of poetry, be brutal if you must...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Room 47 by ulstergirl reviews
A detour and noisy neighbors lead Nancy and Ned to have a conversation he never meant for them to have. Oneshot, during the Files.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Haircut by humhallelujah reviews
Right after Holly gets a job in the LEP, she cuts her hair. Each auburn lock falling through the floor makes her think about choices, and especially their consequences. What will happen after?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,227 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Milun by ulstergirl reviews
[Oneshot] Ned lends Nancy his coat, which gives her an idea.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Death Games by obsessedwithspike reviews
BoothBones pairing. A serial killer is out for more than just blood as he makes Bones and Booth the targets for his Death Games... My first Bones fic.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006
Complicated by obsessedwithspike reviews
BoothBones Songfic, oneshot, fluffy, you get the picture. Song's by Caroline Dawn Johnson. Bones lets Booth know how she feels in an unusual manner...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Hiccups by Lexxicon reviews
They're just so hard to get rid of.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
HA Network by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis and Holly's Guide to Traveling aka 6 by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
Artemis and Holly's Guide to Traveling. Another foiled attempt at a TV show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Urm, tell you when I think of one by TazMoon reviews
My first attempt at a fic, and I wanted people's opinions on it. So, please review! Thanks! This is gonna be HR.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Know your Stars, Artemis Fowl Style by Tsuki no Megami Ookami Kurai reviews
Will the Artemis Fowl characters survive through this? or will they be done for? i stink at summaries so just read this! this fic is created by the wolf goddess!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006
First and Last by ulstergirl reviews
[Oneshot] A series of vignettes about Nancy and Ned's relationship, from each of their POVs. A sweet piece of fluff.
Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Nancy D., Ned N. - Complete
Hermione Granger's Diary by Sarah74656 reviews
Hermione reads that classic muggle book 'Bridget Jones' Diary' and decides to start a diary of her own, just like Bridget's. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,673 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
No Frills by Caroline reviews
[BB] She doesn't want the girly stuff. [oneshot]
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Complete
The Valentine in the Lights by Caroline reviews
[BB] 'Be my Valentine, Bones.'
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
I Should Tell You by Caroline reviews
[BoothBrennan] Temperance Brennan is handed a startling dose of reality where her relationship with Booth is concerned. COMPLETE!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Flicking the Switch by Caroline reviews
[BoothBrennan] It happened with Mulder and Scully. Yeah, I still don't know what that means. my first completed Bonesfic, R&R!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Switched by altairity reviews
Holly and Artemis have switched bodies due to an experiment gone horribly wrong. What could happen? NOT an ArtemisHolly! COMPLETED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,959 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Busting the Illegal Weddings by Trouble Kelp reviews
Holly Short is trying to cope with office pressures, ie. her boss: Commander Julius Root. She finds out she has a half brother. Then the Commander collapses. When the LEP gets a tip off an... interesting... mission follows. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,841 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
The Holly Wreath by Nyghtvision reviews
Nyghtvision respectfully Presents, for your Holiday Amusement, Part the First of a Holiday Story, chronicling, among Other Things, tales of a certain Holly Short and her father.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Holly S.
Prisoner of Your Own Home by altairity reviews
Oh no... Holly's being asked to house Chix Verbil! How will she survive? COMPLETED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Holly Short, Operation Desperate by Savetheplanet reviews
Police Plaza is all bombed out, and there's not enough gold to fix it up again. Holly and Trouble are sent on a mission to find some mythical treasure but first they have to get past the 3 murderous beasts and complete 4 challenging tasks.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
The Future Dragon Riders by Jessie59105 reviews
Eragon and Arya's kids William, Chantel, Sapphire, Andrew, and Juliet are princes and princess. Chantel and Sapphire are twins as well as Andrew and Juliet. Saphira found a mate and had five eggs. Who will be the future dragon riders? Will these five kids
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2005 - Published: 11/13/2005
The Emotions of Potions by Rein Elanor reviews
A lovely (and at times amusing) romp through the changes in Hermione Granger and Severus Snape's relationship. Included: a "Christmas dinner incident", a Veritaserum accident, a few "oh no, we're trapped!" incidents, and some casual injury. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,423 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? by Akitoa.k.a.Kito reviews
Butler dances like a dancing bear, and Artemis and Foaly go head to head in a battle that involves a giant pendulum...um...just please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Artemis F., Foaly
The Secret Diary of Foaly the Centaur by Artemis-Fowl.com reviews
A nice blend of comedy and drama, where Foaly visits Julius Root's memorial, and is always finding ways of annoying Ark Sool. Ark Sool is found to be in league with Koboi...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Foaly
Holly Short Girl On A Mission by Savetheplanet reviews
For anyone who didn't like the end of The Opal Deception. Foaly tells Holly that the Commander could be alive, but she doesn't believe him. So she goes to capture Opal Koboi, with help from a human gun, a hulk costume, and a friend!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Old Friends and Enemies by Trouble Kelp reviews
Holly is being stalked, but not by someone she thought would want to stalk her. Then she risks her life to save an old friend who she thought was dead. What will happen when some of her old enemies regroup?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/26/2005 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Moonlight by Catwithoutamap reviews
on a return from a very different mission having to do with Opal Koboi Holly and Julius realize something neither considered
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
One day I will think of a good title by Catwytch reviews
Root and Foaly get stuck together in Foaly's lab because one of the computers crash. Will Root and Foaly be able to stand each others company for more than a few minutes. I wonder what will happen...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Julius R., Foaly
Is This the Start of the Rest of My Life? by VanityBlue reviews
The prequel to family tree. When Holly met Trouble...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Trouble at the LEP Academy by Trouble Kelp reviews
Trouble Kelp and Holly Short have been paired together at the LEP academy. They must overcome a series of obstacles to pass the year. A secret Holly's mother took to the grave is revealed and Holly meets her twin sister, a fashion designer.[Holly Trouble]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,867 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Wanna be the Dorkiest LEP Officer Ever? by The OddBird reviews
Artemis and the gang along with a few crazy reviewers are thrown on a gameshow, which ends up throwing them into complete random scenarios. Along the way is non other than the infamous murderous Bob This is a reposting of WWTBTDLEPOE with new chapters ]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2005
Artemis Fowl 5: No Title Necessary by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
This one is back underground with our favorite fairies. Holly and Trouble are married of course and Holly's her spunky old self. Now, who'd be so stupid as to put Holly in charge of another kid? Right, the LEP. Ch 18! Sorry about the long wait! My fifth A
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,280 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Audrey by holly short rox reviews
Meet Audrey. she's half human half fairy, and Holly Short's half sister. Holly has gardienship over this fifteen year old, but things can change, and Juliet becomes an adoptive parent. Then, Holly disapears.is NOT a mary sue. Read and review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Holly S.
Hermione's Fab and Interesting Diary by i-love-animals reviews
Hermione's loopy aunt thinks she needs to heal her inner self and gets her a diary. Surprisingly, she uses it. A collection of her (v witty) thoughts on life, friends, and a v. hot redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Where Strength Begins by Song Angel reviews
Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,200 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
My Void by goldenxtears reviews
[HollyRoot]My first fic on this site, so be gentle. Holly has a bad day which just seems to get worse. While Root is forced to pull out all the stops to save her before the mysterious villian Tation can hurt her.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Holly S., Julius R.
The Innocent Picture by Fudge 1 reviews
Holly Short has enough to worry about, what with work, Internal Affairs, and a second Koboi attack on Haven. A little sister just complicates things further...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
The Memories of Holly Short by EvilImp532 reviews
When Holly is involved in a serious accident, Artemis&co. act as her "Babysitters". They look through some of Holly's old home movies and learn more about her than they thought possible. New chapter up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
A Hogwarts SingaLong by Pixiedust22 reviews
They sing! They dance! They're REALLY unethusiastic. They're the victims, I mean contestants of The Hogwarts Karaoke Contest! Well, for MOST of the story anyway. Pre HPB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 8/23/2003
Trapped On a Desert Island by The OddBird reviews
Four members of Artemis Fowl are washed up on the shores of Cougra Island, a forrbidden and lost island in the middle of nowhere. Please Read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004
Artemis Fowl's Self Assessment by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
Arghh! Run away, Artemis Fowl does his own selfassessment! Major bigheadedness ensures to follow! My first Artemis Fowl fic. R n R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Ride Back by humhallelujah reviews
Artemis regains his memories. An enraged Council sends Holly and Root to abduct and remindwipe him, and the ride back is filled with silence and glares. One-chapter. I don't own Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer does.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2005
Revenge by PixieDust Love reviews
CHAPTER SIX IS UP! Hermione decides to take revenge and does so by writing a list and acting out the items on it of ways to annoy snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Closet by Fatinah reviews
Who would lock Hermione and Snape in a closet? And what ever would they talk about while in there? You'll have to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Eighteenth Chapter by Scatterheart reviews
UPDATED: Sec. 23, May 27. HG, SS. A series of harmless pranks on the Potions Professor makes Hermione develop a dangerous attraction for Snape. (How's that for a cruddy summary!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,765 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Blood of Mine by Ash Kestral reviews
Holly is in dismay. Her best friend is captured, she's on the brink of being fired and notorious Artemis Fowl has teamed up with TWO others on another darstardly scheme. And that's not the worst of it. Root wants revenge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Summoning by invisiblelizard reviews
In which ... I dunno... stuff happens... I guess...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
Things You Shouldn’t Do by yaoi-is-wowie21 reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Things That Can Go Wrong! Harry's too hyper for his own good, Hermione's a little TOO violent, and Ron's just as clueless as ever. It's time for a Quidditch game, but can Harry concentrate long enough not to get beat down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Artemis Fowl and the Undignified Situation by clairesie reviews
Hehehe just you wait...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 12/2/2004
Fear Factor: LEP Edition 2 by Amy Shadows reviews
You all asked for it, so here it is! Featuring everyone's favorite evil TV host, Foaly! There are four newbies up for the title and two returning faces. Next chapter: The First Stunt pt 1. I told you I would update!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 10/23/2004
Stuck by Dr. Huff-Puff reviews
One-shot. Harry, Hermione, Snape and Luna are all trapped in a dungeon room overnight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Artemis plus Painkillers equals Bad! by Amy Shadows reviews
A very short and slightly humorous fanfic about what happens when Artemis gets sick and takes a whole bottle of painkillers. PLEASE REVIEW, no flames! And, I realize this is very OOC for Artemis at the end, but that is the point of the fic!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/21/2004
Deadly Deception by paperarches reviews
Artemis Fowl is back! With his old self reverted, Artemis Fowl is planning the kidnap of a fairy. Trouble brews thickly in the Lower Elements and Root is on the run from his own officers...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 5/20/2003 - Artemis F., Julius R.
Fear Factor: LEP edition by Amy Shadows reviews
A fun spoof of the popular TV show Fear Factor. It is given a PG 13 rating because I'm not sure what I'm going to have the characters do, but trust me, it will be Fear Factor-ish. The final chapter is now up. Be sure to look for Fear Factor: LEP edition
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 10/4/2004
Changes by VanityBlue reviews
The third in a brilliant I hope new series. The sequel to Family tree. Trouble gets some news that flip his life upside down. FINISHED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Truth or Dare Mixed Up by TheWriterOfFanFiction reviews
Students from all over Hogwarts play Truth or Dare! Shocking revelations and hilarious dares! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004
Mephistopheles by Immaculate Grey Lady reviews
After releasing the professor from a frightening ritual, Hermione and Snape engage in a clandestine mission to find Dumbledore. However, they soon realize that the situation is much more complicated than either had anticipated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 75,070 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 1/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Absinthe of Reason by Mundungus42 reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Diary of An Imbittered Headmistress by Always Hopeful reviews
COMPLETE! Hogwarts lay in ruins and the whole gang are feeling a little down about themselves. But when Hermione finds McGonagal's diary, they find things out that they might not have known before. The diary may show them a McGonagall they never knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Messing With the Wrong Woman by JWilesParker reviews
Snape's in for it when Hermione's displeased with her grades. Just read the story. You'll find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Foaly's Carrot by aethre reviews
The red-faced Commander and the red-haired Captain are stuck on the bottom of the ocean in Foaly's Carrot. With a limited supply of food, and living together in close quarters, how well will the two elves get along?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Holly S., Julius R.
Downhill by o0wallpaper0o reviews
After EC: Holly has a bit too much to drink, and it starts a list of problems that just get worse. It would help if one of them wasn't a supposed return of Artemis... wouldn't it? NOT hollyarty!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Family Tree by VanityBlue reviews
Holly has some shocking news but what is it and who is it for? The first in the bestselling (or maybe not...) series
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Hold Me by cRudEdly reviews
[DISCONTINUED]contains rape, self-injury, teacher-student relationship, the pairing's SSHG (patience..). Hermione is being raped by her teacher, and (un)fortunately Snape's the one to find out. Can he help her to find her way back into her former life?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,426 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Artisan Cliff by Nuyaviel reviews
holly is captured by a newspaper office during a catastrophe when a troll wandered into disneyland... root asks artemis and butler for help in rescuing her, and unfortunately - or fortunately - artemis comes with lianne, a female classmate.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,078 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 5/26/2003
Helter Skelter by made.of.bees reviews
The LEP is threatened with a bomb, Holly being it's target. Headquarters doesn't blow up, but Holly's apartment building does. With her inside. Suspence with some romance added in. Used to be called Explosion but decided to name it after a Beatles song.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Holly S., Julius R.
New Year Resolutions by Labschiz reviews
Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004
Blood Stains by irisbud reviews
Hermione and Snape have a secret that has absolutly nothing to do with romance and everything to do with Harry. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,821 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Artemis Fowl 4: I Will Never Use a Real Title by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
It's an Artemis romance yes, a challenge I know, but it's not all sappy. It starts a few months after my last one left off, RR! My fourth AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Artemis F. - Complete
The Difference Between Truth and Dare by Blue Yeti reviews
All fics with 'truth and dare' in the title have the characters getting roaringly drunk, playing spinthebottle, and admitting their deepest, darkest secrets. This is no different on that front... sort of anyway. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Holly S., Julius R.
The Power Of A Squib by Ys reviews
[Complete] As disappearances happen at Hogwarts, Hermione finds the most unexpected ally to come with her to the rescue...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,624 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Karaoke Contest by SeverusSnapesgirl12786 reviews
Chapter 9 up! What would happen if Hogwarts had a karaoke contest and the particapants cant select their songs? Rated R for a certain song in chapter 8. On Hold currently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Time Machine by Kirbie reviews
Set after The Eternity Code. The Time Machine is Foaly's new technological wonder. But when Artemis is mortally injured, only Holly can go back in time and change the future....with a little help from Foaly and Root... Chapter 2: Change the World
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004
Salazar's Heir by Ys reviews
[Complete] The bloodlines of the Founders are ready to be united into one and Hermione and Severus are caught in Voldemort's plans about the Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,214 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl's Only Practical Joke by aethre reviews
Artemis plays a little joke on our dear Captain... And the Captain gets her revenge, and something else she didn't bargain for. Not AH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Complete
Artemis Fowl 3: This Girl Can't Come Up with Title by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Foaly suspects that the LEP is being bugged again, and Artemis gets to spend a little time getting to know the area around Haven. My third AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Tales From the LEP by Kitty Rainbow reviews
In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002
The Accessible Guide to Artemis Fowl by chaladie-heart reviews
So, this guide might be little redundant on what you already know, but what's going to hurt if you just check it out? Everyone likes a guide sooner or later.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2003 - Published: 10/12/2003
Artemis Fowl 2: Another Fic Without a Proper Name by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Arty is forced to take a vacation, Holly is reassigned to litter duty in Disneyland Paris, and Councilwoman Vinyaya gets to see just how tough Holly has it. My second AF Fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Strictly Ballroom by slime frog reviews
Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,361 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Complete
Holidaze by aethre reviews
Holidays with Artemis and the Fairies. Mainly humour, but there is some Romance in a few. There also maybe a Angst story. All in all, humour. And it is sorta funny. Crazy, randomness funny. Next Holiday: Mother's Day, second part. Sometime soon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,604 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 2/20/2003
Artemis Fowl 1: The Fic Still In Need of a Name by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Holly's got a new assignment she's not too crazy about. And somebody actually managed to break in to the Fowl manner, I'll give you one guess as to who it is. My first AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Your Secret Admirer by Tie Kerl reviews
It’s Valentine’s Day in the LEP! When Holly and Commander Root receive cards from each other, they know something’s up. And I think we all know who’s behind it . . . Mostly humor, with a teensy insignificant bit of implied Holly/Root.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2003
This is NOT Dream Material! by OceanChild reviews
Artemis and Co. have retrieved their memories- but Holly- well... THIS STORY IS BACK! A CLASSIC BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,948 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 5/21/2003
A Taste Of Silence by Ys reviews
[Complete] Rather than submitting to the power of Veritaserum, Hermione makes a drastic decision. Hogwarts staff wonders how to help her afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,468 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Will Be Here by Ys reviews
[Complete] Severus has lost his will to live and Hermione steps in. My answer to the WIKTT Challenges: Bedside Table and Angstier Than Thou. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Relieving Tensions by chalkboardcalzone reviews
Excerpts from Hermione's Journal and The Secret Notes of Severus Snape. Silly, lemony, and a bit OOC. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Picture Perfect by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Root's sick of people faking happiness as they wish him a happy birthday, they've been doing it all day. But is there anybody who really cares?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
The Not So Secret Now Diary of Hermione Granger by Legolas-freak reviews
This is what **I** think Hermione would write in a diary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Hermione G.
What in the book of the people happened to you? by Kyoko-san reviews
Holly hit her head. Momentary Chaos ensues.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Complete
The Unnamed Entity by Eleida reviews
I actually updated! I can hardly believe it. Holly wishes she had a gun, Root wishes Lily Frond would drop of the face of the earth, Artemis wishes he had a sweater, and everyone wishes that Opal Koboi wasn't quite so deranged.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Fowl Style by Nyghtvision reviews
Old fluff, somewhat embarassingly silly. Freaky random tripe, actually.
In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2003
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 2,134 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beyond Our Fears by Rainbow-River reviews
It's a Snape/Hermione fic. Its my first fic so please review it note: it deals with rape, and suicide. so if you are sensitive to this I wouldn't read this. But I've tried to keep it mild. I have CHapter 10 up! So please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/17/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Holly,Root,and ChocolateSugar rush! reviews
This is random, but funny! One-shot.PLEASE REVIEW!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete