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Joined 08-09-08, id: 1661782, Profile Updated: 03-31-11
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy VII.

Hyelloooooooooooooo! lol

About me;

Name: Goddess of Randomness

Age: 17

Gender: Female (if you didn't already guess lol)

Hobbies: Music, drama, writing and singing

Fav school subjects: Maths and science

I absolutely love the pairings; Voldy x Bellatrix and Snape x OC student (dunno why - i'm just weird like that)

My fav subjects for fanfics are; Harry Potter and Final Fantasy.

Have fun readin'! lol xx

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist/head repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

Try not to cry...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


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One Hundred Tiny Missions by SageQuill reviews
Tseng's desire to escape from lunch with Palmer leads to a humorous series of missions for his fellow Turks. New mission posted! "Oh son of a chocobo," she flinched as the throw knocked two of the Infantrymen to the ground in a flurry of waving arms and 'I'm a SOLDIER' squawks. On Temporary Hiatus.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 207,019 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Tseng
Sephiroth and the Phone Calls by FayrieFox reviews
Sephiroth learns that he need to be more careful when answering the phone, especially if it's Zack on the other line. Based off quotes from twigcollins and thorne scratch. -crack-
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,268 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Days of Exile by aichioluv reviews
Exiled and separated from her comrades across the Planet, a renegade Turk, convicted of a crime that actually saved the Planet, returns to Midgar in response to a brand new crisis.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 258,729 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Reno, OC] - Complete
After the Blaze by tyvian reviews
The stories always talk about the adventures and the battles and saving the universe, but what happens once that's over? Where does that leave the people of a world struggling to heal? How do you even begin to pick up the pieces when so much is broken? And more importantly... how the hell do you deal with being in charge?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 11/30/2008 - [Vincent V., OC] Cloud S., Tifa L.
Rainclouds by FantasyFlameQueen reviews
Cloud is sent back to stop the reunion from ever happening, but he is not sent alone. Someone else is sent to help him. Someone who was not even suppose to n yaoi!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 154,912 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
That SOLDIER 1st Class by TheHatakeQueen16 reviews
Without any real memories, Evelia joins SOLDIER in hopes of finding all that she lost. Months after becoming both famous and a 1st Class SOLDIER, Evie is reunited with Zack. The reunion is short lived as chaos quickly ensues, showing Evie the true nature of the den of monsters. She gets stuck in the whirlwind of Shin-Ra and SOLDIER; and she knows there's something they're hiding.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 148,507 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 7/8/2009 - [Zack F., OC] Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Shifters by Myrddin le Fay reviews
What if you could become anyone you want to be? Before his 3rd year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter got that dream in the form of new powers. He can become any living person or creature he wants, But what he wants most is to disappear from the word and enjoy his life. So he does that, becoming Eva 12 year old owner, founder, and CEO of Fairytale out for revenge on the Magical World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,269 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 8/14/2008 - [Harry P., Ginny W., Astoria G., Luna L.]
ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity by Sajira reviews
It's basically the list of how to keep a healthy level of insanity, but waaaaay longer, so I won't be posting the list, and let the next chapter be a surprise!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sephiroth, Reno
Falling Down by Punk Debutante reviews
Shinra receives the addition of a female SOLDIER. Her strange powers make her suspicious to everyone around her, but she is keeping tight lipped. She makes her way through the ranks quickly, however she is not received well by everyone and has to fight to prove she is worthy of being there. The general keeps his eye on her, for more reasons than one. Sephiroth/OC, Zack/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
I Want To Be A Turk! by aichioluv reviews
When the Turks found Meia in the Sector 4 slums, they definitely got more than what they bargained for. UPDATE: As the last bits of Zirconiade disintegrate, the Turks face the consequence of fighting for their lives, their friends and their freedom. Watch how they handle their quest for freedom as the story comes to an end... for now.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 263,955 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/13/2011 - [Reno, OC] - Complete
Before the Crisis by Kibasgirltsumi reviews
Zack Fair wasn't the only one with a special bond to his mentor. Hail Darvey was trained by Genesis Rhapsodos, and when he goes missing, Hail is determined to find out why. But she unknowingly becomes part of a bigger picture- one that could be deadly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 191,379 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Someday by Sarah K.R reviews
The men of SOLDIER thought they were the best of the best, but now they're about to discover Shinra's secret weapons: Three Female SOLDIER operatives. Can the men cope with these girls suddenly living in their world or will they fall to the girls' charms?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,962 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Fear Itself by underhandlilies reviews
Going to military school is supposed to CURE Cloud of all his fears—but now that he's face to face with his ultimate fear, he can't really face it. Sorry, Mom. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,201 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Chocobo Troubles by Rebehm reviews
For a certain former Soldier First Class, Yuffie plus materia equals trouble. :
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sephiroth, Yuffie K.
Green Days by underhandlilies reviews
In which little British Cloud is coerced to go and tell his American neighbor to turn down his music… and there is St. Patrick's Day. A LOT of St. Patrick's Day. Z/C, Happy VERY Late St. Patrick's Day!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Cadet Days by Chocobo13 reviews
Paying a visit to Zack's grave, Cloud has a strange dream and wakes up several years in the past as a SOLDIER cadet. He thought he was done, but it seems the Planet had other plans. Post-AC. Warning: Possible boyXboy pairing between Cloud and Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,510 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Ai Gekkou by Final fantasy gamer reviews
Sephiroth has never beleived in love at first sight, love is only something to get in the way of training. But now Hojo's polluted the shinra building Sephiroth must find a new job...and all the perks that come along with it. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,372 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Sephiroth
Grossology by underhandlilies reviews
Zack has really been getting on his superiors' nerves with his gross facts for far too long. But then he finds someone who actually appreciates it...and love blooms like mold on a rotten orange. Happy Valentine's Day!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
The Fifth Act: Yuffie Redux by Sinnatious reviews
One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Our Adventure with the Final Fantasy Gang! by lilypop8 reviews
My friends and I were playing our favorite video game FFXII, until my TV sucked me in and my friends followed me in! And now we have to team up with the FFXII Characters and find a way home! Rated T for the langauge. Chaos assured. R&R please.!RE-WRITING!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,862 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Balthier, Basch - Complete
Sephiroth by nightmarekitt reviews
This time, it's not Cloud but Sephiroth who's getting a second chance. Time-travel. Cloud's just along for the ride. Rating for Language. DISCONTINUED.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,300 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Sister by Chiisai.x.Kitsune reviews
When Cloud's sister comes to visit she didn't know her brother led such an eventful life. Zack x OC, Sephiroth x OC and Rufus x OC, Set before Crisis Core. Rated T for future swearing...and violence. NO FLAMERS!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sephiroth, Zack F.
Half Blood by Narayanfx reviews
The scandal, secrets and lies intertwined between Lazard Deusericus and Rufus Shinra revealed right before them, leading to and during the events of Crisis Core. Please Read & Review! Be Warned: Major Crisis Core Spoilers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,379 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Lazard D., Rufus
Dreams by LittleReporterGirl reviews
When Snape is asked to escort Casper to get her school things, the two end up forming an unlikely friendship, induced by the fact that Casper learns more about him through a series of dreams she doesn't understand. They both must learn to trust or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 198,998 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Tea by SarissaDiablo reviews
Such a simple, three letter word. But many things can come about, because of tea. GiftFic for Tobi-Uchiha. Happy Late B-Day! One Shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Slaving You by yian789 reviews
She's the master and he's the slave. She orders and he obliges-Not your average Loz's survival fic
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Tifa L., Loz
Potions and Pomegranates by tonksinger reviews
With Voldemort dead, Severus finds himself back at Hogwarts, chasing away dreams filled with green eyes and red hair. But Lily was not the only interesting woman with green eyes, as he finds out when he encounters Sasha Cupris, one of his new students. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,818 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
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The People's Army reviews
Shinra had won. Sort of. They had defeated Wutai, destroyed AVALANCHE and dominated the world, but peace, as we all know, is fleeting. Now, the People's Army is rising into greater prominence, born out of a desire for revenge and a disturbing lust for blood and destruction. Innocence will no longer matter in the fight for freedom. It's take sides, or die. AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Genesis R., Sephiroth
From Slum to Soldier reviews
A girl in SOLDIER, and an enemy worth fighting. Looks like Shin-ra signed up for more than they bargained for when they offered the girl protection. AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,059 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
Hogwarts: A Story reviews
The Dark Lord's daughters arrive at Hogwarts,mysteries unravel, secrets expose and Snape gets in some sticky situations. Starts off slow - gets better a few chapters in. This is my 1st fic so be kind! R&R xx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,346 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
Ticking off Voldy reviews
Random ways to annoy Voldemort put into a scene. Supposed to be funny and I hope you think so. Have fun reading! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
Lust reviews
Short fic about Bella's lust for her master and how her thirst is quenched.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete