Author has written 10 stories for Twilight.
WARNING: THIS PROFILE IS A LOT OF QUOTES AND STUFF. IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED, HIDE THE BIO!!
HOORAY. I've got more ideas for Twilight. Anywayz there won't be much on my bio. I'm not good with suff like that but, you can email or IM me
also i have a twitter so follow me :D
I have an Inkpop. a site where i pot original works (non fan related) so look me up there too: Composition
If you need afvice or wanna chat kool. I have txting so if u want ask me 4 the #. I'm pretty open LOVE the arts in all forms. Writing, singing, acting, dancing, etc. I like nature adventure reading (duh) and the rest of this would be mindless information I'm sure none of us care about. (shoot i don't lol) If you wanna get to know me chat and I;d appreciate if you read some of my stories. (yes they're twilight i know i will do some other stories too...maybe. If i can think of good ideas) One of my buds is on here FallenAngel82495. Her stories are great check 'em out. She's pretty cool wen she isn't zoning thinkin about China/Eggrolls (inside joke)
OH! And I'm doing some things with charities and helping the environment and 3-world countries etc. You wanna no more ask. I again i just reiterate things...sigh...
"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together."
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"I'm not with stupid anymore! No shit, smartass. My ass!"
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends"
"Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."
"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."
"1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
"People often ignore the simple things in life. If someone really annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown. On the other hand, it only takes 4 muscles to reach over and bitch slap that mutha fucker upside the head."
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!"
"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen."
"Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh."
"Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry."
"Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "seven days..."
"Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you."
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going 'We fucked up, huh?'"
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"You know your addicted when Volterra is added to your computer dictionary."
"Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door."
"I'm the kind of girl who falls and apologizes for it."
"I do not suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."
"I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on."
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
92 percent of teenagers smoke have sex and drink way to much alcohol. Put this on your profile if you like bagels! (i know its random what did i tell ya i love it!)
The rest of this is this lol:
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! It's actually important.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
Hello everyone. This is my sight, actually do the POLL and I will have some stuff posted about me later.
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this (just so you know, I am NOT against abortion. every person is entitled to their own choices and if you want to have one then by all means go ahead. this just really moved me when I read it.)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A good or best friend!
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. ( i posted tyhis because I just realized two days ago who my REAL friends are)
Set on Fire
He always tried his best to keep her satisfied. No one, not even himself, understood why, but it seemed mandatory for him to do so. No, they weren’t tied by any bond with more than just friendship. He never understood why, but it somehow felt right.
She, on the other hand, knew exactly why she tried to keep him satisfied. No one knew, except her, why she felt she needed to do so. She valued their friendship; therefore, she did not say or suggest that she loved him.
When he looked down into her hopeful emerald eyes, he regrets not telling her wonderful news that may be appealing to her. His happiness crumbled when her eyes widened and rounded in shock. He felt that he was doing it for the best when he told her. However, she proved otherwise.
She felt her heart stop when she heard clearly what he said. Widening her eyes, she asked him to repeat what he had said. Stumbling back a bit, she felt as if the world was crumbling down on her.
He felt his heart wrench, showing it by a shocked expression when she said, “Don’t you know how much I care for you?” Glancing down at the velvet box in his hands, he felt ashamed for not noticing her feelings.
She continued, “Is there anyway to change your mind?” Gazing at him with hope, her eyes widened when he looked down without answering. She felt heart break, anguish, pain, hurt. Quietly, she walked away from him, trying to escape the pain.
His eyes widened when he watched the news broadcast the following evening. He had not contacted her after she left him the day before. Realizing what he had done, he sat back in his loveseat and knew that everything was his fault. In the background, the newscast could still be heard.
“…Twenty-two year old Kory Anders was found in her bathroom, face down and covered in her own crimson blood. She was found by her brother, Ryan, who explained that she was very upset the night before, but he didn’t know the reason why. Police are classifying this as suicide. Kory was also two months pregnant, father unknown, as told by her brother. In other news…”
Child Abuse Poem (sad):
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'd be locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy comes home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
and he looks like he's been doing crack
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says it's my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
In an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name was Chris
I was three,
Tonight my daddy
If you're against child abuse, please post this onto your profile.
Girls are like Apples
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy reading twilight copy this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
OMFC!! how could she do this?? PREGNANT!!
and why is her power so shit?? i mean COME ON!! just blocking??
and what kind of ridiculous name is that?? Renesme?? pfft...
i am so pissed of there are no words!
why on earth would JACOB imprint on Bella's daughter. a half VAMPIRE no less.
midnight sun better not be screwed up, or i will surely have an emotional breakdown.
not really though. i guess. i think we all thought breaking dawn was headed in a TOTALLY differant directioninvolving Lauren and Tanya getting their ass kicked. But Tanya's okay so...I mena we didn't know much about her excpet that she wanted Edward which to us is a sin and punishable.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you laugh. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you headbang to a slow song, or become odsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter. Then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major arguement with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. Crazy is when you and your best friend are so alike that you no longer have a single origional thought.
If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
My best friend is a weirdo obsessed with the twilight saga, just like me.
together we have created a religion, Carlislism.
I ask all those who agree with the following statememnt to -in any way you wish- state that they believe and support carlislism on their profile;
If God creates angels, Carlisle created Edward, and Edward is an angel,
that would automaticly make Carlisle God.