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Joined 08-09-08, id: 1662076, Profile Updated: 02-18-10
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Basic Info: Yo Guys, My name is Elizabeth But ppl Call me Tobi Afta ta uber smexy Akatsuki Character Tobi (HELL YAW!). I am 15 years old and I lives in Lil' Rhody. I have short dirty blond hair and I have bangs covering...-holds up hands in ta shape of an 'L'-...MY LEFT EYE!(lmao.) I have dark blue eyes and I wear thick rimmed glasses cuz there uber smexy, even tho I can see damn well wit out em. My bra size is 36C for all ya single perv's out there. (Hit me up if Ya like bondige!)(Ima Uke. x3) I am Bisexual, but I prefer woman, and if ya eva see meh in real life I'll be the girl wearing the uber short skool gurl skirt, ta collar, and a tight black shirt.(Don't I paint such a pwitty picture. -smiles innocently-) If ya haven't been able to tell yet Ima big grammer freak, tho I gots sum pritty weard Writing habits, Notice how I'll capitalize random words in ta middle of a sentince, how I shorten words like, 'the' usin 'ta' and 'you' usin 'ya', How I sometimes put a random 's' afta a word, and how I drop 'g' and 'r' when there at the end of sum words...Now ur checkin to see how many times I did dis in the paragraph so far. (lmao.) I love yaoi...Tho Im not particulerly fond of yuri...(Ironic huh?) I am a F-avrage student and my GPA isn't even 1.0 yet, but I am in no way stuped. I admit, I am a bit sluttish, and I have been caught flirtin wit my friends Bf alot (lmao.)..But I don't like him...Alas, I am in love with another, who dosn't love me back and accully thinks I'm pritty damn annoying, But yet I'm the only damn person to be able 2 make her lagh so many time's in the span of 5 min, and she can't live with out meh, yet she insists on not datin and that she don't love me which is a load of shit. (nice little rant huh? lmao) Thats it, Peace, Fuck, Love, amen.

Disorders: Bipoler (off meds), Anixity (off meds), Depression (off meds), AutoPhobic, Sepertion anixity, Alchol probs, Perscription drug OD prob, Dependent on others, masocistic, Stomach problems, Cutting prob, and Asprin addiction.

Most used quotes:

"I love you."

"You, Me, Bathroom, 5 mins."

"Daaaaanaaaaa~!"

"-moans-"

"Nyaa~!"

"Kyaa~!"

"Chu~!"

"Kyu~!"

"Math: Subtract the clothes, Add the bed, Divide ta legs, And hope to god you don't multply."

""Nooo~", The way an uke says yes."

"Bondige: The way a seme says "I love you.""

"If life gives you lemons make lemonaide, Then find sum one life gave vodka and have a party."

"Tecnicly."

"I OBJECT."

"I plead the fifth."

"Uhhh..."

"Meow."

"Dirty babe, You see thease shackes baby, Im ur slave."

"EWW!"

"I am not a slut, I wouldent fuck your ugly ass."

"Tobi is a good slave, right danna?"

"Damn fox..."

"Your like my own personal brand of heroin."

"Why have a sex toy when you can have your very own sex puppet?"

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Dear Diary by Darkmoonphase reviews
He thought he knew everything he had to know to live. After meeting Sasori, he finds that he doesn't know something and now he has to learn it. Rule number one of life: Know how to survive. sasodei/AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
This Means War by Nice-Pants-Dude reviews
SasoDei Sasori's a man whore. Deidara's the innocent, sexy new boy. Sasori wants Deidara. Deidara doesn't want Sasori cus he's a man whore. yes, it's very interesting. MAN WHORE SASORI FTW! 8DDDDDD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,436 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Beautiful and the Damned by Shuriken to the face reviews
AU. Deidara is a fast-living, hell-raising, iconic artist with a drug problem. Sasori is a reclusive, lonely artistic genius with a serious commitment complex. Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Homeless by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Adrian's an outsider. He doesn't really fit in anywhere. Then he meets Kiba, a homeless boy. They become friends but soon Adrian feels things he's never felt before... He's gay for Kiba! Now Adrian's whole Christian world comes crashing down. KibaXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,999 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Kiba I. - Complete
Flying Free by Sound Shadow reviews
Sequel to Jail Bird. One year has passed since Deidara was sent to prison. Will he be destined to stay confined or will he break free? SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,026 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
SasoDei School Of Freaks by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is attending a new school with a twist, they are all freaks of nature. While looking for his dorm he meets a certain red head on a balcony. He is shown the way to his room and finds out Sasori is his new room mate. SasoDei, M for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,262 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sceleratus by IceCrome reviews
In four years, everything changes. AU. SasoDei. Rated for later chapters. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Into the Fire by Arrina-san reviews
Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 147,192 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
My Dream, My Love by Cloudsofsand reviews
Deidara is a young singer. Sasori is a manager. When Sasori see's Deidara perform at a club, he decides to manage Deidara. But Deidara will learn that becoming a rock idol isn't just picking roses. SASODEI YAOI, Lemon, Drugs, Anorexia, Suicide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Tainted Wings by Cloudsofsand reviews
Sasori is a new CSI. Deidara is a struggling artist. When his new case proves to be a little more challenging than he thought, will Sasori risk losing it all to help his blonde friend? Sasodei, YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Tuesdays With Sasori by MakoMori reviews
AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,244 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Arson by Cloudsofsand reviews
Sasori is a senior, he is also responsibly for mulitple cases of Arson. But when his partner, Orochimaru, gets injured during one of the bombings, he is forced to have a new teammate. SASODEI YAOI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Fosterling by kerricarri reviews
Nara Shikaku is determined to end this little game of theirs by bringing in the monster who has left the police a mute survivor, a boy who is hellbent on meeting his savior, the killer who so wickedly inspires him, Sasori. 'I worship you.' SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Deidara, Shikaku N.
On the Road to Suicide by StitchedRevolution reviews
Deidara is a doctor. He thinks he's ready for everything. But, once a red haired man jumps off a 10 ft. building, he'll find out if he was truly ready for everything. ItaSasoDei SasoriXAkatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,624 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Death to Sasuke by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
(Please excuse my child-like self for all the hurtful/stupid bashing, would delete but I have fond memories of friends with this story) He deserves to die, so I'm going to kill him as many times as I see fit. I don't care about flamers and I care about comments. I shall update every time I get a chance to go onto the computer as well! People are welcome to add their own ones too!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 35,589 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Rendered Weak by Darkmoonphase reviews
When Deidara moves and meets Sasori, everything in his life suddenly feels repetitive. And then he gets the same idea that Sasori's forced to consider. As memories suddenly resurface, Deidara must face them to save himself...and his friends - new and old.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,693 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Arishandera reviews
For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Master Puppet Maker by CerberusBlue reviews
AU, Deidara arrives at a new uni half way through the year, and at once can’t fit in. So in order to do so, he joins the art club, its president, the controlling, Sasori. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
SasoDei: Fascinating by NotTheCraze reviews
Looking at him, I don't know why he always sits alone. Why isn't he popular? He has the looks to be; long, immaculately cared for blonde hair, paralyzing blue eyes, though only one is ever visible... SasoDei, AU Yaoi. Yes, it's a highschool fic, forgive m
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Ironic by MasterTabby reviews
Every since Sasori and Deidara's art has become famous their relonship has taken the toll. But with Gaara moving in with his cousin will things take a turn for the better? Or worse? NejixGaara DeidaraxSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,048 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Rule Breaker by MasterTabby reviews
Deidara's a Rule Breaker and Sasori wants him. AU. Smut. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Art of loneliness by SmexyKitten91 reviews
Deidara has been mocked most of his life so he was home schooled and learnt not to trust those who would not understand him. Soon he meets someone who seems trustworthy and does start to open up to him. Will he regret it? SasoDei. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,650 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Forgotten Children by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara's lover is suddenly killed and he is being blamed. A red headed detective comes to save him though and prove he is innocent. But is he really all that innocent? Full summery inside. SasoriXDei NarutoXGaara YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,040 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
When Insanity Calls by luck33ang3l reviews
-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Gang Wars by animedragongirl reviews
SasoDei, KisaIta An international school is alive with warring factions, and two groups duke it out. Akatsuki needs members soon, but Sasori is dead set against a certain blonde teen. Chapter twelve: Plot development!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sasori, Deidara
Konan and Her Yaoi Paddle by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Konan - Complete
For Eternity by Manixa reviews
SasoDei. AUGuitarist Sasori falls for the reincarnation of a loved one. Cheesy summary, but oh well. R&R :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Art Class by adAprilShower reviews
Deidara goes to boarding school and meets Sasori, they're not alike but opposites attract right? AU, Sasodei, shonenai First submission so...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Feeling So Lost by MasterTabby reviews
Deidara isn't at a great point in his life, his dad and brother are drunks, the bullies just keep getting meaner and his crush the director of the fall drama has a temper like no other. So whats a Deidara to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Artfully Shattered by RyoushintekiAikou reviews
High school can be rough. Especially for Sasori and Deidara. SasoDei, ItaKisa, and tons more implied pairings. Rated T for safety. Romance and tragedy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
psychotic SasoXDei reviews
14 year old deidara transfers to a bording school for kids with 'problems'. but what happens when he developes a crush on his new roommate sasori, and sasori vice versa. Rated M becasue i have no idea where the hell this is going to go. -DISCONTINUIED-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete