The Frisky Firelily
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Joined 02-06-02, id: 166219, Profile Updated: 04-23-13
Author has written 69 stories for Firefly, Big Bang Theory, and How I Met Your Mother.

Please feel free to contact me in reference to any stories you're interested in, I'll always try to make time to chat.

Disclaimer: Don't be an idiot, this is fanfiction, I own nothing.

Also, I kind of thought this would go without saying but please don't distribute my fics anywhere without asking my express permission first.

Below are some ordered lists of series; please don't read them out of order, they barely make sense when read as they're meant to be ;)

Chosen-verse:

1. The Chosen One

The Brothers Cobb

2. Aftermath

Kings for Queens

Bad Day

3. End Game

(The numbered ones are the main Trilogy, the others are one-shots from that 'verse)

The Program-verse


1. The Program

2. The Snow on Purgatum

3. The Cure - in progress

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The Cure reviews
Sequel to The Program. The crew are alive, but burnt, bruised, and broken. Jayne wants a cure, he needs a cure. Or so he thinks.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,765 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jayne, River
Exposed reviews
It wasn't a relationship. No sane, healthy person would call it a relationship. Sequel to Bound should be read first . Rating will increase.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Jayne, River
Morals reviews
Jayne's morals pop up at the strangest times.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Snow on Purgatum reviews
It never snows on Purgatum. One shot in The Program-verse. Will make NO sense without having read that first.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Mal - Complete
Fingerprints reviews
Thievin' 101: You're not supposed to leave fingerprints.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
To Be Jolly reviews
Simon, Wash and Mal decide to play a yuletide prank. They regret it, just a little.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Program reviews
Something woke up in Jayne that night at the Maidenhead, something happened during that fight that triggered something darker and more deadly than any of them could ever realize. Post-BDM with 2 important changes.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,077 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Rescue reviews
The crew find themselves in a bind. River comes to the rescue.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Darts reviews
The crew enjoy a game of darts.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
If I Were A Boy reviews
Song fic about the ladies of Serenity set to Beyonce's 'If I Were A Boy'.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Body Shots reviews
It was meant to be a simple job. Nobody counted on the body shots. Two-shot.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bound reviews
Jayne finds himself all tied up.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,467 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Analysis reviews
Why does she always have to be the best at everything?
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - River, Jayne - Complete
That Thing On Cyrus reviews
One shot sequel to Jayne and Simon's Excellent Adventure. Because people wanted to know about that thing on Cyrus. Cameron and Badger have a new business partner to introduce to the crew. J/R, S/K, M/I.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
River's Revenge reviews
Jayne forgets one too many times. River decides a punishment is in order. Post-BDM
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Faith reviews
After Jaynestown our resident mercenary starts contemplating faith, and he has some help.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Support reviews
River comforts Inara during Heart of Gold and shares some pain of her own.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - River, Inara - Complete
For The Good Of The Ship reviews
If Mal really knew what he'd been up to Jayne would have been dead by now. The inbetween of 'Daddy Knows Best' and 'Tussle'. SMUT NC-17 NSFW
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Tussle reviews
Jayne has some excess energy he needs to burn off, and it looks like she's willing to help. Prequel to 'Daddy Knows Best'
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
They Like Them Happy reviews
They crew like them happy. Fourth and final in the Like-verse. Follows 'They Like Them Whole'
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Daddy Knows Best reviews
Mal thought he knew best; he had no idea what he was getting himself into. Sequel to 'Tussle'
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
You Wanna Leave This Room reviews
Jayne's thoughts through the latter part of the BDM.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
I Need A Doctor reviews
I need a doctor, doctor, to bring me back to life. First songfic.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/20/2011 - River, Simon - Complete
They Like Them Whole reviews
The crew reflect on a violent couple. Companion piece to 'He Likes Her Damaged' and 'She Likes Him Selfish'.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Jayne and Simon's Excellent Adventure reviews
When Jayne and Simon are left stranded they have to get over their previous hatred in order to survive. NOT SLASH. S/K, R/J, M/I, Z/W memories Post-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Jayne, Simon - Complete
Masquerade reviews
How could wearing a mask reveal so gorram much?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,470 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Reader reviews
Once upon a ship so silent, as my thoughts turned dark and violent...Poor rewrite of Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Raven'
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Nothing reviews
Sometimes a little nothing can go a long way...
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Zoe W. - Complete
End Game reviews
As River struggles to deal with her newfound abilities the crew encounter an enemy who has more in common with the Slayer than they realize. When she teams up with an old friend the crew are in for a bumpy ride. Final in the Chosen Trilogy.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,911 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Ferry reviews
What would Robin have said to Stella when she saw her on the ferry that day?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Robin S. - Complete
Bad Day reviews
Jayne has a bad day. Set in the Chosen-verse, post Aftermath, but can be read as a stand alone.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Libido Revelation reviews
Whilst sneaking into the boys apartment one night Penny makes an interesting discovery. Rating increased for smut.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Kings for Queens reviews
Jayne was gonna kill Wash. Another side-shot in the Chosen-verse. Takes place after Aftermath.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Sequel to The Chosen One. The crew of Serenity have survived the horrors of Miranda, but the 'verse is a big place, and there those who want use the Slayer for their own malicious ends. They may have survived the battle, but what about the war?
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,852 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Brothers Cobb reviews
A snippet from the Chosen-verse. The Cobb boys provide some help to a town in need. All OC, if you haven't read Chosen or Aftermath it won't make any sense.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
The Song reviews
Ever heard that Lonely Island song 'I Just Had Sex? So have the boys on Serenity...Adult themes M/I, S/K, Z/W, R/J
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Oops! reviews
Inara has some problems with the shower, and Serenity's ladies get more than they bargained for.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
A World Without Hope reviews
The reality of a Post-BDM Serenity...
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - River - Complete
A Christmas Carol reviews
A grouchy mercenary has three visitors one Christmas Eve. Firefly take on A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens. M/I, S/K, W/Z, R/J. Post-BDM AU cuz I like our floating family whole.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jayne - Complete
The Mercenary reviews
If I were your mercenary, I would ride your bed, and leave smudging streaks of gun oil, on your pillow. Rayne take on The Cinammon Peeler by Michael Ondaatje
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jayne, River - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ship, a great bellow was heard, as a big merc did trip. Completely overdone angle but I just couldn't resist!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Juggling reviews
Jayne reflects. 9th and final in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Changes reviews
He's trying to get used to all the changes. 8th in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Rain reviews
He doesn't know what this is, he needs to know what this is. 7th in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Mercy reviews
River shows him something he didn't see before. 6th in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bonding reviews
Jayne tries to stop feeling like such an outsider. 5th in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Other reviews
She used to be the crazy girl. But that doesn't seem to fit anymore. 4th in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Release reviews
The need for it is blinding him. 3rd in the Discovery-verse, follows Bare and Shirt.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Shirt reviews
An article of clothing is driving him mad. 2nd in the Discovery-verse, follows Bare.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bare reviews
Jayne accidentally stumbles on an interesting discovery. 1st in the Discovery-verse.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Chosen One reviews
Into every generation there is a Chosen One. River Tam is she. Post-series, Pre-BDM, leading into an AU version of the BDM. Rating increased for violence and sexual situations. COMPLETE
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,924 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - River, Jayne - Complete
Symbols reviews
Sequel to Occasions. A look at some moments in the life of the crew and their little ones, through the symbols they see. M/I Z/W K/S R/J
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Jayne, River
Occasions reviews
The crew of Serenity isn't recovering well after the horrors of Miranda, so Kaylee thinks of a plan. A look at various occasions in the year post-BDM. Slightly-AU because I wanted the family whole. I warn you now, tis fluffy.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,148 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
She's My reviews
The crew reflect on what River is to each of them. Post-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Or Freeze Response reviews
Psychologists have added another component to the stress response. Sequel to Flight or Fight, please read first. Complete.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
She Likes Him Selfish reviews
She likes him selfish, because selfish mercenaries take what they want. Companion piece to He Likes Her Damaged, read that first.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
He Likes Her Damaged reviews
He likes her damaged. Needs her damaged. Companion piece to She Likes Him Selfish, please read this first.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Core Girls reviews
Mal never saw a need for anything from the Core. Well...almost never. Hints of: M/I W/Z S/K J/R
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Mal - Complete
Flight or Fight reviews
The psychological reaction to stress that a human may evince either through fight or flight.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Red reviews
River contemplates colours.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Mystery Meals reviews
"We'll have a few mystery meals." Now a two-shot.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Fever reviews
He's running quite a fever.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Eyes of the Bee Holder reviews
Simon looks at his sister and her choice of partner. Post-BDM.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/11/2010 - River, Jayne - Complete
The Ballad of Serenity reviews
The tale of a ship called Serenity and her crew.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood reviews
Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Post-BDM. Epilogue added.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Talk reviews
We gotta have a talk, you an' me.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins reviews
Jayne has found himself sinning a little more than usual. Post-BDM, slightly AU for two very very good reasons. Rated for some swearing and adult situations.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Trouble reviews
Jayne always knew the Tams would be trouble, especially the girl. But is she worth it? Spoilers for BDM and the series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Jayne, River - Complete
Stupid Move reviews
Simon notices something odd about the ladies of Serenity. Explores the relationships that have formed 3 years post-BDM, as well as the ramifications of said relationships. Not angsty, just happy. R/J, S/K, Z/W, M/I. Book and Wash survived
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete