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Joined 08-09-08, id: 1662322, Profile Updated: 09-28-11
Author has written 4 stories for Mummy, and Twilight.

Greetings and welcome to my profile page! I'm 18 years old and I love to read and dance more than anything in the world. My favorite books are the Twilight series but I like pretty much anything I read. My favorite shows are The Office and CSI (the original). I love The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Madina Lake (NLBF Lauren! haha).

Interesting facts- I'm one of the oldest girls in my grade yet I'm still the shortest person in my English class. I'm a vegetarian and proud of it! I saw Twilight three times, it sounds like a lot, but only the second time was my own money. (First time- my parents, thrid time-it was my friends christmas present to me.)

I have three pets, two cats and a dog.

My avatar is my best friend Emily and I (ha we have the same names) on halloween like two years ago. I'm the one in the bright pink swingdancing outfit (old dance costume, I'm so original). A.K.A. the blonde who's not batgirl...good times.

I am not athletic at all its not even funny. I can play badminton, pickleball, and somewhat basketball but kind of pathetic basketball. The volleyball unit is going to kill my gym grade. ( I worry about grades a lot)

Future Job- Either and English or Spanish teacher, something to do with Spanish, or a Guidance Counseler (kinda random but I'm a good listener)

ok so my name on here is a combination of Twilight and Seinfeld. I discovered Fanfiction the begining of last summer, before that fateful day when my cousin pretty much forced me to read Twilight after me rejecting it during Feb. Vacation. George in Seinfeld has a great line, where he's yelling "I INVENTED its not you its me!" to one of his dates. I absolutely loved it and so my account was born. While reading New Moon I noticed that Jacob says something very similar to Bella. I found that very amusing.

Story news:

Emma's story- No, I didn't forget it. I just have a lack of ideas right now (Writers block!) Any ideas please tell me!

Where I belong- I have the whole story written out in my head pretty much so the next step is to get it down on paper. Hope it keeps you guys interested.

video from chapter 11:

If the link doesn't work for any reason go to youtube and type in color wheel Blast


Erin- We should make a lifetime movie about Paul's life in biology! Who would you like to play you? I know! Colton can be Clay Aiken!

Colton- I hate you.

Me- You would make a lovely Clay Aiken.

Colton- I hate both of you.

Erin- You know you love us.

Me- Have you ever noticed that Taylor Swift likes to say Tuesday in her songs?

Jess- Oh my god, I know!

In the movies watching Twilight:

Carlisle makes his entrance...


Me- Oh Dr. Cullen! I'm ready for my physical! elbowing Lauren who is obsessed with Carlisle

Erin- We should make a reality series about our life in math class! We could call it The Secret Life of Algebra!

Me- Just like Paul's Lifetime movie?

Erin- Exactly! (she's a drama geek, can't you tell?)

Frankie-what character did you have?

Me- The apothecary (showing Frankie my mask for the English Project)

Frankie- Ooo, is that Rosemary?

(Me and my mom are talking to my cat)

my Dad-Kitty Carlisle cat

me- Whoah! Where'd you get Carlisle from?

my Dad- I dunno, I just said it, why?

me-Its in Twilight!!

Me-Come on, tell me if Edward changes Bella

Abby (my cousin)-you're going to have to read it for yourself

Bella (my seven year old cousin, not Swan)-talking about something random about getting married

Meg (my aunt)- You're too young to be married

Abby- Bella and Edward are getting married! They're young!

Me-What is this now?

Abby- Ooops...forget I said that.

(At my cousins house)

Me-Hey Bella, when are you getting married to Edward?

Bella- I'm not in love with Edward, Abby is.

R.I.P. Zachary 9/9/93 My life sucks without you

okay...I've been looking and this girl I think comes the closest to looking like Hannie in my mind. She's not exactly what I imagined but prettty close to it.

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Dare Night: CSI Style by JadeSyan reviews
The team gets invited to a dare night. Are they up to the challenge? Rated T for cursing.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008
Roolz:: Things A Lab Rat is Not Allowed To Do by A Rhea King reviews
After his 'luminol incident' Greg starts a list of things lab rats shouldn't do. Strange how things like that develop a life of their own...
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,437 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 11/30/2007
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Sara's Fresh Start by csimouse reviews
This is an AU story concerning Sara's background.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,931 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Sara S. - Complete
Tag You're it! by csiFREAK24 reviews
During a slow night at the lab, the team decides to have a bit of fun. Read more to find out!
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
The Magical, Mystical Adventures of Princess P by ktface3 reviews
Oneshot! Jim babysits Toby's daughter, Sasha, and they play with dolls. No really, it's supercute, I swear.
Office - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Emmett Can Move by topaz addiction reviews
Emmett attmepts to teach Jasper how to dance...this of course can only lead to chaos.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
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Where I belong reviews
Carlisle and Esme are adopting again. Can a neglected foster child find their place in the world? read and review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,347 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
100 Years reviews
The life of the Cullen family, from birth onward and all the crazy adventures it brings. All human! Give it a chance!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2010
Emma's story reviews
Rick and Evie have another child, a daughter named Emma. What would Tomb of the Dragon Emperor be like with her there?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alexander O.
Emmettlicious reviews
Emmett being himself while he thinks he's alone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Emmett - Complete
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