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Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, Pokémon, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Doctor Who, Twilight, and +Anima.

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NAME: Really, It's Billie. I like my name, it's tough, but can be very pretty and feminine. Plus I help one of the middle school teachers, and the students (Plus my whole volleyball team) have started calling me Buffalo Bill, Billabong, and for the strangest reasons that I shall never know: Beanie.

GENDER: If you read the name you'd figure Female, and that's what I am!!

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: I'm proud to sport the nickname, 'That Crazy Bisexual Chick That Threatened to Dismember Me.'

PERSONALITY: I have my calm moments, but that's it, only moments. I'm usually very hyper, especially around my friends!! I take shit from no one, and have slight anger problems... I'm also random, but not the annoying poser random. I consider myself smart, and I'm usually called nerd. When that happens I'll usually say "Thanks!!" then compliment them. I'm a pretty happy person, but im not organized at all...

LIKES: Ramen, Yaoi, Giving/recieving complements, my friends, my insane family, Art (ART IS A BANG!! YEAH!!), music, and of course fanfiction!! I've gained a new love for Hanna is Not a Boy's Name.

So, yeah... please read my stories, and constructive criticism is appreciated... Have Fun!

((O.~)) Yaoi-lover13

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Unpredictable by Namantos reviews
Angst. Constantly ignored, Keigo decides to erase every online chat he ever registered on to avoid his "friends", but before he terminates his last profile there is a mail in his inbox from a stranger. He decides to read it. Multi-pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,146 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Keigo A., Grimmjow J.
Connie Go Lightly by leaky.oven reviews
Conrad Achenleck buys groceries for Hanna Cross. He knows how to get stains out of the dead man's shirts. He even lends his couch to the Seelie orphan, and helps a werewolf with her self-image crisis. One would think Conrad Achenleck was a nice guy, by these examples. Doc Worth is burdened by the truth of the matter; Conrad isn't nice, and that's what makes him perfect. Slash.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,941 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 12/29/2011 - [Conrad A., Dr. Worth] Hanna F., Veser
No Longer a Secret by Musingsage reviews
America's kept a secret for over two hundred years. To bad some emotional distress causes it to come out unintentionally. Implied Ameripan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/21/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Life in Cartoon Motion by Xajemm-Eater-of-GummyBears reviews
Conrad feels worthless, he's hit rock bottom and he's determined to get up for the first time in his un-life and fight. Has the world's most pathetic vampire finally found his fangs? Awful summary, sorry. The story's better so please read.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Conrad A.
Defense by SilverFlameoftheWindScar reviews
Ichihichi; After the events of Rukia's near-execution, Ichigo gets to know his Hollow. One night, his father finds Hichigo in Ichigo's room and nearly kills him before questioning his son about his son's lookalike. Through more twists and turns, Shinigami and Hollow, it seems as though Ichigo and his Hollow are always having to come to each other's Defense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,004 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 8/17/2007 - [Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo]
My pet! by none-4-a-name reviews
no summary, your just going to have to read.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Don't Zombies Eat Brains? by chelseyelric reviews
"Hey, Timmy?" "Yes, Hanna?" "Do you eat brains?" Read on to find out what happens after this big ball of awkward is dropped XD
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Good Girl: Rewrite by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was an heiress of an important clan. He was a dangerous criminal. She was handicapped and scorned. He was injured and in need of cover. She should've said no, she should've run for help, but...he had called her a good girl...Zetsu X OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,632 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
BECAUSE I'M GERMANY by sugarchupchup34 reviews
WHEN A MAN LOVES A DOG, PERHAPS TOO MUCH.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,361 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Artist's Alley by roses.red reviews
My dream is to become a true artist. The only problem is I lack one important thing: talent. When I heard about the famous artist Deidara, I decided to get his help. Unfortunately, I had no idea what I was getting in to. DeidaraxOC AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,331 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Deidara
Bitter by SydnieWren reviews
Aizen shows Shinji the meaning of bitterness. Rape, oral, violence. AizenxShinji, AizenxIchigo; implied ShinjixIchigo and GrimmjowxIchigo. Now updated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - S. Aizen, Shinji H. - Complete
Beat Still by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
What is it about Conrad that makes every misfortune in a hundred mile radius come crawling after him in a massive snickering wave? Sometimes Worth worries that one day, there won't be a way to pull him out of it in one piece. Post-apocalyptic Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hanna F., Conrad A., Zombie, Dr. Worth - Complete
Berries and Bimbos and Boobs, Oh My by NykGrimm reviews
Hichigo Shirosaki was looking to escape his old highschool when he enrolled in Karakura University . He didn't expect his stalker to follow him. Or the insane classmates. Or Ichigo Kurosaki, who is too damn intriguing for his own good...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,101 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
America's Lesson by Sora Moto reviews
America is going to give you all a bit of a history lesson, and its not just American history either. Now with Biology.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - America - Complete
In Three Months Time by DerangedLychan reviews
Matthew's life was as normal as one could ask; steady job, stressing college life and personal worries. The last thing he'd expect, would to be snatched away from that by a notorious criminal. No longer a oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Letters to Tessa by May Sparrow reviews
He asked us each to write letters, and we did. We may never send them, but we wrote them, and one day we'll find them again. We will not forget.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2012
Healing the Broken by BacktraF reviews
Arthur, a British soldier, and Alfred, a 13 year old American boy who is voluntarily mute, meet and help each other heal. Set during the American Revolutionary War. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - America, England/Britain
Thunderstorm by RebelWriter6561 reviews
Worth wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm to find an...unexpected visitor. ConWorth fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth
Of Course He'd Have A Diary by Cigarettes-and-Knives reviews
In which Conrad keeps a journal on his laptop, and he rants about Worth. Yeah, Failpire definitely needs a stronger PC password.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A.
Small Things Like Scarves by ForTheGun reviews
William has to leave for a month, and Grell wants to give him a gift to remind him who loves him. Slight WillxGrell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Slowly by Cricket and Bad Wolf reviews
What happens.. when you live for so long, your body stops aging, yet your mind drifts away?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
Hetalia Statistics by ahha.interesting reviews
Random statistics all around the world, including homicide and obesity ratings. Warnings inside. THIS IS NOT A STORY, just miscellaneous information. So I can claim a non-M rated fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
I'm Not a Child by laurenlopezfollower reviews
Ciel is having those nightmares again. Sebastian teases him. What will come out of the storm?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Anger Tastes Sweet by Warriorlass reviews
This is a CanadaXReader for my nationxreader list. I hope you all enjoy, review! :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Canada - Complete
Valentine's Day by sa-shii-mi reviews
Ciel is dumped on Valentine's day and thinks it's the worst day of his love life. But a meeting at the bar might change his mind. ONE-SHOT - RATED M FOR ADULT CONTENT - SebaxCiel- Failed attempt at smut... R & R, lovers! sorry for the title...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Short, Short Stories by kneekole reviews
The romantic misadventures of Hanna Cross and his favourite Zombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Salt 'n Vinegar by TheVineRipeDead reviews
Undertaker X Vincent. Revised-Extended.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Undertaker, Vincent P. - Complete
Mania by Songstone reviews
A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,401 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Ice Would Suffice by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
What do demons do on Christmas? They ice skate, of course. Something of an expansion on my other oneshot, Once Upon a Midnight, but can stand alone. Rather cute, winter fun.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Two Sides of William T Spears by Butterfly Harvester reviews
William explains to Grell and Ronald that he's not always a bossy fellow.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Grell's First Attempt by fanservice-chan reviews
This is a tale of Grell's first attempt at Sebastian. As you all know, he chases him throughout the course of the manga. Well, this is how that all started...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Together with Holy Roman Empire by Windswift reviews
And that's how Germany ends up standing at the stove, making a pot of cocoa in the middle of the night, while a boy claiming to be the Holy Roman Empire sits at his kitchen table.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Don't Trust the Designer by For Comedic Purposes reviews
A man needs a graphic designer, so he picks the best. Aaaannnd also the most dead.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
Not Pretty by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
Sebastian emotionally wounds Grell deeply. Injured and ashamed Grell asks William if he finds him pretty to which William answers, "No." Could there be a kinder reason behind William's answer?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Hurts Like Heaven by mysteroo
One Christmas, Hanna's parents had sat him down. In crayon, he drew a picture, proclaiming it to be his "dream chrystmas tree". Every December after, they'd gone looking for Hanna's perfect tree. However, after his parent's death the dream tree died too.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Hetalia Chatroom by seabelangermly reviews
This is where everyone goes now. It's much easier than going to meetings all the time. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Louder Than Thunder by noijonas reviews
Alois Trancy; loud, hyper-active, and demanding. One day, someone just as loud and obnoxious literally shows up on his doorstep. Alois wants so badly to let someone special into his life. Especially a certain hero. America x Alois.
Crossover - Kuroshitsuji & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Alois T., America
No One Likes Pineapples by The Melodrama reviews
A drunken texting conversation between Alfred and Arthur; underage drinking, mild cursing, blah. First Hetalia fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Of Global Warming and Captain Planet by bandofinsiders reviews
America's late for the global warming conference... all according to plan. Silly one-shot alert!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America - Complete
A Story for Our Story by atomish reviews
Alfred wants to hear a story but all the books Matthew has doesn't cut it. A short little thing written with a whole lot of love : T for suggestiveness, slight yaoi/shonen-ai/BL, use of human names, the usual xDD Hope you enjoy !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Night in the Lonesome October by MrTicklepaws reviews
Canon fic for DesdemonaKakalose's postapocaverse. Title from Calabrese song. Worth has a headache, so he harasses Conrad and they have a little special moment involving pain and petticoats.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
The Greatest Man In The World by chibi-excel reviews
Lovino and his two brothers live in a church. One day while doing his chores a pirate, Antonio, comes into the church and declares sanctuary. Antonio can be cold and callous, or kind and gentle.and he wants Lovino in his crew spamano gerita prucan sebxsea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,295 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Intruder by Colors and Irony reviews
Canada wakes up to an intruder in his kitchen. At least he made coffee. RusCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew's sick of playing the nice guy. Past PruCan, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Story of Little Suck a Thumb by CacoPhoniA reviews
Little Ludwig sucks his thumb, and Gilbert wants him to stop. Time to break out the Bedtime Stories!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Way Too Turned on for Math Class by BoreMeToTears reviews
What happens when both Ichigo and Grimmjow both get sent outside for behavior...? A short little 2 chapter lemon for ya. YAOI. BUTT-SEX. HARDCORE. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Shopping Trip by Ella Rayne reviews
Canada, Russia, and America go to the store. Told from Canada's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Canada - Complete
My New Guardian by OOOOOOOOOOOOOm reviews
Seventeen year old Lovino Vargas is seperated from his brother when they're adopted by two different families. Lovi has a hard time living with his twenty year old guardian, Antonio Carriedo, but love just may be in their future.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sick Day by xB2UTY reviews
Antonio is sick. It's up to Nurse Roma to nurse him back to health, but things don't always work out the way they're planned... Spamano, yaoi, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Invisible Chair by IrisTheFlower reviews
Matthew was almost done with college. Just one thing was blocking his way. The final exam. His professor, instead, gave his class an essay on how to convince him his chair was invisible. Matthew knew exactly what to do. AU. T for Romano/Lovi's bad mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Canada - Complete
Orange Juice and Fruit Ninja by Someone's Imaginary Shadow reviews
In which Romano gets much to into a game of Fruit Ninja and Spain becomes an acrobat with a jug of orange juice.../Rated T for Romano. Based off real life events because i'm THAT COOL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Canada's Great Idea by Daynapayna reviews
"No one is going to forget me next meeting!" He giggled, "No one!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Canada - Complete
Sappy love notes by Happymood reviews
Spain would be away for just a day and it would be easier for Romano to mind his own business and forget about it, if it wasn't for all those stupid yellow notes all around the place... Spamano. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/15/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
For your Entertainment by Susa J reviews
Arthur returns from a club with a very special man. USUK, short oneshot, M to be safe even if there isn't anything too bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
First Meetings by katamari-jedi reviews
In which Monika Beilschmidt chances upon a certain Mr. Vargas in her lecture and an awkward conversation ensues. fem!Germany/North Italy. Gakuen-AU verse. Genderbents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Alfred F Jones, Undercover Cop by PirateIggyJones reviews
The American Hero, Alfred F. Jones, is the best in his profession. He never backs down from a fight and is always ready for a new challenge. But now, fe faces his biggest enemy yet. What is our hero going to do? Will he succeed to save the day?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Diamonds by Tegan Shade reviews
Every last item in the basket fell into the open part of the commode. Ludwig could only gape in shock. What are the odds of that happening?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Note to Self: Invest in a Sofa Bed by p.r. fox reviews
The kid's just lying there on the filth-encrusted alley floor with the tomcats descending on him and his chest's all torn open like nobody's business, and Luce Worth's just glad his too-small couch will finally be big enough for somebody.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,987 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth
Go Team, Go! by A Beautiful Sleeper reviews
What something means in one language can have a completely different meaning in another.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2011 - N. Italy, America - Complete
The List of Five by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
In which America gives five reasons why Canada shouldn't see Fem!Russia anymore and Canada slams his head on his desk, Implied Fem!Russia x Canada, Implied America x Canada, crack!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
On Edge by Thing2BK reviews
Both Germany and America share only one thing in common. They both have paranoid brothers that made them hide a big secret from the world. Genderbending One-shot. Contest prize
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2011 - America, Germany - Complete
Love Me With Your Language by Mingamelon reviews
America had always wanted to learn a foreign language... RussiaAmerica fluff drabble, nothing graphic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
And Not Me by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
I'm jealous of your cigarette... Hannapocalypse Universe; a oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Germany by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
A story of all that Germany has to deal with while taking care of Italy. More or less just a story of cuteness. :3 Rated T mostly just because it's Hetalia. XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Writer's Block by CalaveraCandiedSkull reviews
Arthur frowned. Leave it to Alfred to message him while he was writing. "Go away. I'm busy."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Babysitters by RGaffney reviews
Teenage Vargas brothers find themselves in need of money after they cause the Tower of Pisa to lean. A non-yaoi fanfic about the brothers' babysitting job.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Russia's Alibi by Drama-freakz reviews
Russia's excuse when the cops question him. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Russia, General Winter - Complete
Rather Amorous by Kaede-tama reviews
It was when he saw four people - Lars, Gilbert, Francis, and Ivan - go into Matthew's room that Alfred decides he's had enough. His little brother has been limping one too many times. WorldxCanada, USCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Tomato Soup by sweetness4theheart reviews
Only idiotic Spain would stay outside in the rain to protect his tomatoes. So now I have to look after the bastard because chigi, who else is going to? I can't even hit him, he's just that pathetic. *Side story to My Vital Regions. Can be read alone*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Slaughterhouse by VioletLolitaPop reviews
He's always had a certain talent for creeping on strangers and making them uncomfortable until they want nothing more than the chance to flee from his presence, the perfect prerequisite for his line of work. .:Human AU : Halloween Fic:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Creeping Messiah Complex by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
End of the world as we know it? Check. Four do-gooder idiots in an RV? Check. Hanna's amazing ability to complicate anything by simply breathing? Double check. There ain't no rest for the wicked, and the wages of sin are... sainthood? Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,861 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
I Dare You by Chibi One-san reviews
Russia dares America to scare two nations. Disclaimer I do not own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/5/2011 - America - Complete
Two Countries, One World by Tashii Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Terms of Service by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew Williams finally signs up for a Facebook account and agrees to its Terms of Service. He, however, doesn't recall agreeing to be Alfred's maid. USCan, oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Poketalia by hbananad reviews
Oneshot, just exploring the idea of nations being... not quite life-sized. All political-views friendly. Possible implied pairings if you feel like reading into America's babbling a bit more, but otherwise gen. Simple and silly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2011 - America - Complete
Tsunderella by Magnolia Teacup reviews
Lovino is a grumpy, overworked villager. Antonio is the crown prince. Throw in a grand ball, giant tomato carriage, Yaoi Godmother, and some good ol' bippity boppity boo and you've got one heck of story. APH parody of "Cinderella". Spain/Romano. Enjoy. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Scandal at Hollywood by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
During the thaw of the Cold War, America takes Russia and his boss to Hollywood…but maybe showing them a movie with the most risque dance around wasn't the best idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Cross Examination by Purple Sky Juliet reviews
AU, USUK. Alfred is prosecuting in a class mock trial - but he has to attempt to convict the punky Arthur, his longtime crush. "You'd be a lot hotter if you weren't trying to send me to federal prison."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Underwire? by Kye-kye cat reviews
Gilbert goes to Wal-Mart to buy something for Matthew. Read to find out what. Fem!Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Yearbook by jojoandpicnic97 reviews
Mathew finally got his yearbook signed by a certain Prussian Prucan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Hero Who Conquered the Dentist's Office by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
"Alfred Jones hated the dentist. He hated it as much as he hated spiders and less than he hated ghosts. A haunted dentist's office would be an absolute nightmare for him." Dentist!Ivan, birthday fic written for ahmerst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Slaughter Without Laugher by Bleedred reviews
America doesn't understand why Russia does not laugh at his jokes. Rated T for language. Non-pairing fic, and further warnings inside at the top of the document. Footnotes also given.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
What is yours is mine by angela123111 reviews
Alfred sneaks into a house and takes everything. The owner is not happy when he comes home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/19/2011 - America - Complete
Scars by thatgirlwiththebooks reviews
It would be a deep scar, with jagged edges and raised white lines, stretched across Grell's formerly perfect torso in an angry slash. While reapers could heal from mundane injuries, a scythe left lasting marks. Will/Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Barren by CheyWolfe reviews
Grell has a room he goes to when things get tough. This room, however, will never be used for its intended purpose.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
AmericaxReader: Trick or Treat by EvanescingSky reviews
A little Halloween story I pumped out for a DA contest. You've got no special plans for Halloween-you're certainly not going to Sadiq's party! But Alfred F. Jones has something else in mind...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/6/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Ban the Person Above You by IncurablyAwesome reviews
The countries have a game of 'Ban the Person Above You'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
New girl by MinawaAsuka reviews
When a new girl begins in Ichigos class, what happends? If she's just like him without knowing it? A little IchigoxOC and HichigoxOC
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,173 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
A Mental Mindf&ck by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
...Can be nice. Kuroshitsuji characters with the Rocky Horror Picture Show plot line; what could go wrong? Contains slash, shota, het, cross-dressing, cats, puns, double entendres, and general insanity. Go on, read; I see you shiver with antici...pation.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,049 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011
Cubicle Cat by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
A normal work day for Alfred turns into a day of revelation when a voice suddenly chimes in from up above. Some suggestive themes but overall just written for laughs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Upcoming Release by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
It was going so well until Kiku left him alone with HIM. Hetalia with a Pokemon flair, America breeding. CRACK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Bra Troubles by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Can Italy really not know how to put on a bra? Or, is this something else all together? Germany x Fem!Italy drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2011 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
America and MochiEngland Make a Porno by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
Flag by Self Deprecating Writer reviews
Back and forth flag argument.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Last we Left our Heroes by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Captain Justice Girl, Secret Identity: Allison F. Jones, is off to fight bad guys, defend freedom, and possibly even save the world! Or, she would be if she hadn't just been captured by the evil villains. Superhero Parody AU and Gen!flip.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,686 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Rain by vampire-ghostie reviews
It's a typical rainy day in London, and Alfred's bored. Poor Arthur. Platonic USUK with just a sprinkling of cute due to toddler America. Rated T just to be safe on account of Arthur's slight potty mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Harder by Coshie reviews
A routine delivery goes awry when Lamont attempts to speak his mind, but Worth simply won't hear it. Hilarity ensues. Did I say hilarity? I meant drama. ...and lemon. WorthMont, M-rated for a reason. One-shot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Lamont T., Dr. Worth - Complete
Just a Chat by Roda Vanille Curtis reviews
Alfred and Arthur are having a little conversation over Facebook, when suddenly... Rated for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Boredom Bred by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
Just this once, Russia would give in to his desires at work. JUST this once... Rus/Ame yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The life and times of Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez by Kurotsuki-Tenchi reviews
Shirotsuki-Tenchi: Ordered by Aizen all the Espada are forced to write within a journal. Follow Grimmjow as he writes about his crazy and insane life as an Espada. Because with a base full of bloodthirsty and twitchy Arrancars life can never be too dull.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,375 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
What to Get the Nation with Everything? by QueenKit reviews
It's nearly America's birthday and Matthew's run out of ideas for gifts to give his brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Canadian Please by shut up jazzi reviews
A Song-Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
A Little Game by Syriiak reviews
Russian Roulette-a very simple game, da? /How many times has he played this?/ The question flew through his mind. /And he hasn't lost yet…/ Warning: Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Left In the Dark by AshCollector reviews
Russia has a secret,his fear of the dark. Not because of the blackness or what it hides but what it doesn't. How will he cope when the lights go out at a world meeting? Short story, yeah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Really Too Old For This by Misty78 reviews
I am sorry if it seems a bit... rough, around the edges. But I just went with it, and let what was in my head flow out in writing. I think its not that bad. For something whipped up But you guys wanted it finished XD
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by Misty78 reviews
I really need to stop... but these two hold the secret to making my ovaries explode. I kid you not.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Zombie, Hanna F.
The Secret Between Us by Misty78
And the reason I didn't give the person in this a name was so you could come up with who Dots happens to be banging on your own.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Zombie
Akatsuki Girls by misammi reviews
Three girls, kidnapped and taken away from their home only slightly against their will. Mostly Confused about the demands of their not mysterious captors, they prefer not to obey the commands diligently and discover what it means to be a shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008
T Time by Butterfly Harvester reviews
Grell goes to great lengths trying to find out what William's middle name is.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by MissVoltage reviews
Ishida is crushed by his unrequited feelings for Ichigo and finds temporary solace in an unusual companion. Byakuya Kuchiki/Ishida Uryu. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Byakuya K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Lighthouse by Blind Squirrel reviews
At the turn of the century a Russian sailor is shipwrecked at sea, only to be saved by a quiet young man who offers nothing of himself and the chance of a new life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,250 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
WTS by PastaWar19 reviews
Ronald knows something about William that no other Shinigami knows. Grell wants to find out and he ends up deep in the unknown... Meanwhile, Eric and Alan try to avoid the inevitable storm. Rated T. One-shot. Grell/Will, Eric/Alan, and lots of Ronald!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
How Do You Say I Love You In Idiot? by MunchyLevelShenanigans reviews
A set of 9 drabbles centering around Germany and America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2011 - [America, Germany] - Complete
Beautiful by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Ciel is beautiful all right-a rose covered in thorns, but Snake can't resist reaching out... CielxSnake
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Ciel P., Snake - Complete
Home by half-breedMiralian reviews
It was alright. They were all here. Everyone was safe. Everyone was home.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hanna F. - Complete
Will Work for Souls by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Ciel Phantomhive: World's Laziest Contract Demon.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Coffee Shop by BloodAndDiamonds reviews
It wasn't negotiable; the job needed filling, and it needed filling quickly. He'd turn his glare to the flamboyant redhead before him and, if he didn't run screaming from the room with his tail between his legs, then he was hired. AU William/Grell
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Can't Keep Secrets by AmalaDamarr reviews
Hanna/ ... drabblefic. Chapters broken up by prompts, no real plot. Hanna's good at keeping secrets, but not the ones that really matter. Which is a good thing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Zombie's Zodiac by TheCrowMaiden reviews
One-shot about picking the dead guy a birthday
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Zombie - Complete
Don't Leave Me by TheCrowMaiden
Hanna and Zombie friendship/angst one-shot
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Winter friendship by TheCrowMaiden reviews
Just a one-shot, one of my first attempts writing a fanfic. Hanna and Zombie bromance-ish, no actual pairings.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Blackthorne by d r a m a t i s . e c h o reviews
AU Kuroshitsuji / Ciel is attending a prestigious all-boys private school in England. Includes multiple pairings / rated for drama, fluff, non-con, violence, shotacon, sexual themes, etc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,204 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Tastes Like Strawberries by Raicheru reviews
Ichigo gets caught by a group of bullies who bring him to thier leader. Shirosaki likes what he sees and intends to make the redhead his. But when his past resurfaces, it turns out he's the one who needs to be saved. Yaoi- HichiXIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,728 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Lesser Evil by Raicheru reviews
Grimmjow takes Ichigo to Hueco Mundo. There he must learn to cope with the loss of part of himself while protecting what's left from unwated advances. Strangely, the blue haired espada becomes his only means of saftey. GrimmxIchi, slight UlquixIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 119,113 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Just Like a Girl by Dior Crystal reviews
Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,711 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Gorey Demise by Queen-of-Words reviews
Based of a song by Creature Feature, Gorey Demise is an array of different deaths read of an obituary either fiction or not in alphabetic order. First chapter will be A, second will be B, and so on. Enjoy! A is for Amber.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2011
Song Drabbles by RebelWriter6561
Short drabbles centered around songs. All characters, only slight pairings.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Hanna F. - Complete
Reflection by terribleramen reviews
Grell looks into a mirror. Rated for themes, warnings inside. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
HannaxDots Flower by Misty78
Just a little something. Let me know what you think! 3
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Adoption by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
When Alfred and Ivan are finally approved to adopt a child they get a fourteen year old girl from Germany who has been mute ever since she was six years old. FemGermany. On hiatus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Rocky Road by MissDomaYuset reviews
A certain golden eyed man works quietly at a Ice Cream Parlor when he gets the most adorable customer he's ever had the pleasure of meeting. AU Rating will change
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Hanna F., Zombie
Playtime by Jacquzy reviews
In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Brilliance Tarnished by kk-twin reviews
Raito X L. What if Raito decided that L was better alive than dead? Bondage, non-con, and head games.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,573 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Light Y., L
Sweet Shop by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Arthur decides to visit a little shop because Francis says it's a great escape from boring every day life. Turns out the frog was right. For once. Alfred/Arthur with other minor pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Does This Suit Me? by SasuNaruForever17 reviews
Feliciano loves shopping. Ludwig doesn't. So the Italian decides to try and change his lover's mind. Germany/N. Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Worth's First by Chiharu Octavia reviews
The first time Luce Worth has to patch someone up. Hey, we all gotta start somewhere. One-shot. No pairing, friendship only.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
AU. Gilbert has to get a prostate exam. Thank god his doctor's gorgeous. Doctor!Germany/universitystudent!Prussia PWP, full version moved to tumblr sorry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Poem of a Failpire by YouStarteldTheSister
A little poem about everyone's favorite vampire.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
Even Worth Knows Gingers Are Adorable by Stitchpunk reviews
"The first time Worth met Hanna was in the autumn. And he was holding his own guts in with his hand. Worth sighed." A possible way for Hanna and Worth to have become friends.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth - Complete
Keep You Better by Squinterian reviews
... washes dumpster vegetables and contemplates Hanna's health.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Zombie - Complete
10 Little Moments by Stitchpunk-Bloodwolf reviews
10 song drabbles of Hanna and his nameless companion. H/Z
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Lake Pontchartrain by Snape Goes Commando reviews
Hanna and Conrad are patients in an experimental psychiatric hospital in the middle of Louisiana. Things go wrong when crawfish are on the menu one night. young!Hanna/young!Conrad
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Conrad A., Hanna F. - Complete
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice by Dhampir72 reviews
Hanna was shamelessly in love with the man who made him cappuccinos at the bookstore café where he worked. AU Hanna/ …
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 145,400 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Bleach kareoke crack by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
Bleach people plus alcohol plus karaoke equals total madness. Aizen, Gin and many others attempt to sing karaoke songs. My attempt at humour. A story originally written for Crazyfeatherhead, but I do take requests. Contains nothing but OOC-ness and crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,675 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009
Everyone But Me by Coshie reviews
Conrad is at Worth's again for blood. What he doesn't expect is Worth offering up his own. Rated for ConWorth action, language, and blood.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Stay With Me by Merrypsimon reviews
A Creature Feature band fic. Erik meets Curtis, who instantly has a crush him. As thier lives unfold, they want to know if they're really right for each other.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
Smells Good by FattySkeleton reviews
Conrad tells you what the people he knows smell like, and how uch he hates it.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Conrad A. - Complete
One Year by Isrut reviews
A Punk!AU fic wth Hanna and Jayne. Jayne comes home to see blood leading up to his apartment on the one year anniversary of Hanna and him dating.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Welcome Home by purple-fiddle reviews
"Hanna, it was never my intention to leave."
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Dear Diary by Darkmoonphase reviews
He thought he knew everything he had to know to live. After meeting Sasori, he finds that he doesn't know something and now he has to learn it. Rule number one of life: Know how to survive. sasodei/AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Different Strokes by AngelicToast reviews
...for different folks. Worth has his own ways of getting himself off. mild swearing. Masturbation. Blood.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Dr. Worth - Complete
Pages From The Book of Firsts by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Drabble challege based in the SBB 'verse. Every wonder how Grimm and Ichi deal with the kids as they get older? Well, here's a small taste of it ;p discontinued
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Flight of the Conbat by Arathe reviews
Hanna decides to teach Conrad how to fly. Luckily for Conrad, Zombie's there to catch him.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Conrad A., Zombie - Complete
A Life Worth Living In Pain by Draiq reviews
Stood on the rooftop in the rain, his long fingers slowly curled into fists, his anger grew. It flashed out in waves as he burned with it, the emotion roiling within him. He was so overcome by it, that for a moment he lost himself in the feeling of power.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 25,464 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo
Falling for the plant man by jinxedpixie reviews
Alexandra a girl who just turned 17, runs away from home, her foster home. She ends up getting lost not know she some how ended up in the world of Naruto and never watching the show she doesn't know what she got herself into. Not good with summaries
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 111,338 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Happy Pet Pet by Dior Crystal reviews
Forced into working at Ulquiorra's pet store, Grimmjow thinks that he'll hate it. But as time passes by, he realizes that maybe, just maybe, it's not that bad. AU. UlquiGrimm. Written for SenayDragon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Up in Smoke by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
When the world is falling apart, someone has to hold the seams together. Somebody's gotta be the hero- though it may not be the guy you expected. Suck it up, put up your fists, and run like hell. Conworth: a peculiar sort of not-quite-romance.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,579 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Broccoli or Asparagus by Snape Goes Commando reviews
Hanna and Zombie smell completely and totally unappetizing to Conrad, and that's good since everyone else he goes around smells disturbingly edible. Which is a bad thing. Contains copious amount of .../Hanna fluff and a whole lot of cussing
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hanna F., Conrad A. - Complete
In the Days Preceding by Kitsubasa reviews
After getting one meat cleaver too many through his leg, Hanna is told by Worth to ditch the 'paranormal investigator' gig.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Hanna F., Dr. Worth - Complete
Ramen by Jeanne8917 reviews
Um... What can be hot? For Kai it is sex. For Uruha? You'll see. Yaoi Kai/Uruha, the GazettE
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Complete
Here goes nothing by KTtheLuvAddict reviews
Toni asks conrad to go to a park with her and he ends up doing what he always thought he was too much of a coward to do. one shot
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Conrad A., Toni - Complete
BirthdayDeathday by Your Iron Lung reviews
It's his birthday, but he doesn't care. He just wishes Veser would leave it alone, and why the hell does it matter if he's heard of a song or seen so'n'so movie before? He just wants to work, not throw a party- And no, no, Hanna go away there is no party!
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Conrad A., Veser - Complete
Things Are Different Now by Taisi reviews
In which Conrad deals with an unwelcome blast from the past and inner reflection. Thanks to Hanna. Hey, maybe he'll learn something.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hanna F., Conrad A. - Complete
Dead Wood by Tai Ping reviews
Sometimes when a man dies his body does things he can't really control... And that's why Zombie always has his shirt untucked.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Cravings by Lex Coverdale reviews
Everybody has their cravings. Hanna, being the energetic fellow he is, is not immune to this. -*Oneshot*-
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Just A Tiny Bit Jealous by Dreamingdarkdesigns reviews
Lamont is jealous of that Hanna kid because he gets special attention from Worth. Oneshot, LamontWorth. Hinting at WorthHanna? Eh. Rating for sex and a teeny bit of violence? ! 8D Written for my Bro
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Lamont T., Dr. Worth - Complete
A Woman Behind These Clothes by Defiant Vixen reviews
After concealing her true gender for years, Juushiro Ukitake thought she had the art of hiding mastered...but then Ichigo, in all his brash glory, happened to stumble across her secret...while she was in the bath! ::female!Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,291 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K.
Locomotive Breath by anthrop reviews
It's the little things that can break a man.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
Hanna and the Zombies by funkyjunkie reviews
Band AU: in which everyone is human and exists solely to irritate Conrad. Hanna/unZombie.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Halloween Candy by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
In which Hanna goes trick-or-treating dressed up as "Conrad the Vampire" and Zombie accompanies as "Doc ZombieWorth" and the two drop in on the good doctor and his nurse assistant for the night to share holiday cheer as candy. Hanna/Zombie and conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Dumbass by Tai Ping reviews
Mystery Pairing... Kinda... Totally give it away at the end. Frisky times are about to go down, tis a shame someone's such a dumbass they fail at life.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Miranda Rights by Tai Ping reviews
Part of my 100 kink themes on y!gallery. Punk!Hanna and Detective!Zombie Jayne What happens when Jayne finds a dime bag of green leaves? Sex I assume?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Shopping by Tai Ping reviews
Inspired by Cacodaemonia's ConWorth Changing Room picture on Y!Gallery. What happens when Worth spots Conrad while shopping? Plot? What stinking plot?
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Telephone by MiseriaC reviews
Veser will talk big about all the dirty things he's done, but the best way to substantiate his claims is a little dirty talk on the phone while within eavesdropping distance. Too bad Conrad's on the other end. Pure Conrad torture, and VesCon.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Conrad A., Veser - Complete
My Living Soul by Purple-Rosie reviews
It is always darkest just before the dawn, and in that darkness lies a purity of spirit. Come the breaking sun and you shall see what is truly there...Based off a fan comic on by Cherubim101 on DeviantArt. Drabble-ish. Indirectly Hanna, then ... POVs
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
A Novel Entitlement by Lira is a Girl's Name
An invitation by Worth to look at old art junk in a basement is not a date. It's an exploitation of knowledge to sell the stuff. It's also a plain old bad idea if Worth finds objects that start giving him ideas. Conworth, abuse of theater props.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,254 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Dr. Worth, Conrad A. - Complete
Nothing To Be Afraid Of by anthrop reviews
Conrad attempts to take care of Toni after an unfortunate brush with silver. M for swearing, vomiting, violence, nudity.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Conrad A., Toni - Complete
Life Becomes Bone by Persistence reviews
Yaoi collection of Ichigo with other characters; Chapter 26 : In the 1600's a boy with orange hair is lying on his deathbed when a stranger comes and offers him a second chance at life. In return, he wants one small favor. AiIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,660 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
Alright by dinosaysRAWRrawr reviews
A fic I wrote upon request. More teeth rotting Zombie/Hanna fluff. : Zombie returns from a late night walk to find Hanna making yet another crane for him. Shameless gayety ensues. K for swearing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Babysitting Hanna by ZeeCorge reviews
In need of money, Alive!teenageZombie babysits a five year old Hanna. Pointless fic, fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Give a Little For Life by HaraKumiko reviews
Six stories, all linking the crazy adventures of Hanna and friends during a trip to the zoo. Or, In Which Worth Has Never Seen a Wallaby and Casimiro Goes Toe-To-Toe With A Tiger. K for slight language.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Complete
Touch by dinosaysRAWRrawr reviews
Some more shameless fluff. Zombie boy and Hanna end up talking about some deep things late at night. K for swearing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
License to Parent by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
Aizen believes that Nnoitra is quite irresponible and that there is only one way to change him.. that plan involves his lover, Szayel, as well as an interesting experimental drug... What could Las Noches possibly be getting themselves into? NnoiSzay MPREG
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G.
Bros For Life by Lira is a Girl's Name reviews
Veser thinks it's perfectly normal to invite Hanna to a party, run off with the hostess, and then drag Hanna aside for a raunchy retelling of his experiences. Worse yet, this is followed by a pass at Hanna which he does not rebuff. Veser/Hanna.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Hanna F., Veser - Complete
The Problem With Grocery Shopping by TTCyclone reviews
Hanna drags ... and Conrad out grocery shopping. Conrad isn't too happy. Oneshot.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Conrad A., Hanna F. - Complete
That's When You Know by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany slowly begins to realize, as he observes his ally in various everyday situations, that his feelings for Italy have evolved over time... Now if only he could identify what exactly they'd become. Written for the kink meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
An Apple a Day by Rae Himura reviews
"It was, simply put, a cathedral. A temple devoted not to a product line, but to a way of life ..." The Mac store has always been a kind of mecca for Conrad, but has a year among the undead really changed things? ConWorth-y.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Down Low by p.r. fox reviews
Luce Worth is ten years old when his fist collides with Lamont's nose for the very first time. Things just got better from there.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Dr. Worth, Lamont T. - Complete
When in Need by His Little LabRat reviews
Conrad has a need for blood, being a vampire, but he's tired of Worth. Then he meets Lamont, and that man really delivers. Slash threesome: Lamont / Conrad / Worth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Conrad A., Lamont T. - Complete
That's What Ciel Said by Amaymon reviews
What happens when servants stick there nose in business they shouldn't?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Mending by Dhampir72 reviews
Hanna was good at putting me back together. But it wasn't always me who needed mending. Shameless Hanna/ … fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Five Times by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* It is not always Italy the one hard to understand. Sometimes, it's Germany the one who makes Italy facepalm. *crack*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Circumstances Are by His Little LabRat reviews
Just a little wishful thinking, perhaps, on a zombie's part.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Doitsu, Doitsu! by Uchiha-Griffin reviews
A Ludfeli,Germany x Italy, Ludwig and Feliciano oneshot. Love on a soccer field! FIFA World Cup inspired. YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Unintended Consequence by librarycat9 reviews
While attempting to master a questionable Quincy technique that he had found in an old book, Ishida made a small mistake resulting in some rather interesting consequences. Gender Bender, IshidaxIchigo
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Let Me Help You by Raicheru reviews
Ichigo drags himself home after battling hollows all night and Kon just wants to help. He contiues to care for the exhausted soul reaper when it looks like it may take more than a good night's sleep to heal him. KonxIchi- Fluffy, mildly suggestive
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,084 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Kon, Ichigo K.
Pancakes by Arynna reviews
Ingredients needed to mess up breakfast: One bag of Flour ... One bottle of Vanilla ... and a whole lot of Soul.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A Kiss A Soul Eater Poem by Stevethesuperotaku reviews
After a fight, Soul dreams. But what will he see when he wakes up?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Peel It! by AlbinoWhisper reviews
When Reapers, Demons, and humans alike end up together in a small, run-down inn with incredibly thin walls, things are bound to turn for the worst.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
Idiosyncrasy by Amber Lehcar reviews
Lord Death tries to help Soul and Maka with all their arguing.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Amber Lehcar reviews
In which Soul's sheet music is lost, and Maka's novel is sabotaged.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Fail? by misa325 reviews
Maka's opinion about the failed exam.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
I Am by Your Iron Lung reviews
It is not hard to see how similar we are, the Iron Giant and I. We are both feared and labeled monsters, though we have done nothing to warrant such fear. It's ok, though; I can't say I mind, not when I have Hanna to defend me.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Winter Chills by Wedylai reviews
Ciel spends his birthday at his parent's graves in the middle of December and ends up going into border line hypothermia. Sebastian finds him and figures a questionable way to warm Ciel up. M for yaoi! ONESHOT! Mpreg!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Sick Days by Is you heart in the game reviews
Soul is sick. Just a little Soul and Maka fluff.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Pay Me In Kisses by TikTokk reviews
In which recklessness gets Unzombified-Zombie hurt and Hanna into a pleasant debt. One-shot based off of an idea of HumanDetective!Zombie and Punk!Hanna.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Different Strokes by Your Iron Lung reviews
For different folks.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hanna F. - Complete
Ten Things I Hate About You by pluushie reviews
Preordained to be trapped in the worst possible circumstances, I'm virtually a failure ninja, but still I am stuck with the hardest, most ridiculous job I've ever heard of. Guarding the village traitor. /DeidaraxOC/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,257 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Deidara
Compensation by KamiKaze43v3r reviews
AU. Ichigo indirectly trashes an expensive car of a strange blue-haired man. Cursing his luck, Ichigo has to pay for the repairs, meet up regularly with the unusual man, but didn't quite expect to get deeper than that when there seems to be more to him.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,845 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Paper Cranes by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of short Hinabn fics and drabbles. Various pairings and ratings for each.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Backscratch Fever by Your Iron Lung reviews
Zombie comes home from a late night walk to find Hanna attempting to scratch his back in an odd way. Pointless .../Hanna fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
But Tonight by ag-sasami reviews
Most days his load is light enough to bear behind a smile, but tonight it’s just too heavy.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Heart of Explosions by Lepori reviews
For a long time, Deidara had only cared about himself. But when a new female member is forced to join the Akatsuki and be his new partner, a strange feeling begins to spark inside of him. T plus for suggestive themes & Hidan's colorful language. DeiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,936 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Deidara
Talking To Strangers by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
In which the doctor is mistaken for someone else, and a little girl is too adorable.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Dr. Worth - Complete
Here's the Kicker by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
There's a lot of things Conrad doesn't understand. Why there's a tap-dance number in the musical horror "Watch Out for that Ax", for one. But most of all, he doesn't understand Doc Worth, or where he picked up the whole antihero thing. Conworth.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Conrad A., Dr. Worth - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy: Expansion Pack by Mistress Penelopye reviews
An extension of the AU fic Strawberry Bad Boy. Occurs four year after the end of the original story and follows Grimmjow and Ichigo as they make a tough life decision.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,473 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sin by BonneNuit reviews
Seme/Male-HaremxIchi Ichigo is chosen by the gods to be a sacrificial sin. Aizen, Grimmjow, Starrk, Kenpachi, Shinji and Nnoitra are chosen to be the other sins and all find themselves affected by Ichigo. GrimmIchi AiIchi KenIchi ShinIchi StarIchi NnoIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ichigo K. - Complete
after rock by Your Iron Lung reviews
Remember when we were fighting Adelaide, how she took your arm off like it was nothing? Well, what if that other vampire had decided to mess you up so bad you couldn't be fixed, no matter how hard we tried?" Caring!Hanna/Zombie
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Detached by reraimu reviews
Hanna helps Zombie sew on his hand. Kissing ensues. ZombiexHanna. One-shot. Fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Hanna is not a Psychologist by Seraphina2 reviews
Hanna takes Lamont's suggestion to heart and decides to form a support group. ...-POV.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
1 of 1,000 by Nameless Ookami reviews
A lost memory of a brief meeting and a paper crane. Slight timeline muck-uppery and perhaps some Imhotep/Hanna if you squint...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ichigo is a premed student with an interesting night job: Stripper at a gay bar. Grimmjow sees something he wants and will do whatever he has to to have it. A lewd proposition he can't refuse, but just how far will it go? AU, Yaoi, slight OOC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 240,196 - Reviews: 2351 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Humans versus Zombies by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
In which Hanna and his undead roommate quite effectively switch places.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Birdsong by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
In which Conrad Achenleck learns to appreciate what he once considered a nuisance. Drabble, gen-fic.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Conrad A. - Complete
Somewhere down the slopes by mama-Ichigo reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki was a great snow boarder and was so excited to find that they were going to Colorado to snow board! Now, he has to face Grimmjow Jaeggerjaques, someone that not only makes him mad but makes him hot in other ways! GrimmIchi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,844 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Addicted to You by Doitsu's Storyteller reviews
She was a temptress in his mind, a seductive obsticale in his path, but most importantly...she was the most unlikely object of his affections. Saru was an addiction. Senbonzakura/Zabimaru/Chimptte.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Senbonzakura, Zabimaru - Complete
His Undeath by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
Yes, the redhead seemed like a walking fountain of youth, and just being in his presence made others feel younger or more alive. Sooner or later, it became apparent that this wasn't just a feeling. Speculative Zombie-centric drama.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Six Stupidities by itsu-sual reviews
Prompt: "The five times Hanna did something stupid and Zombie had to take care of him afterward, and the one time Zombie did something stupid and Hanna had to take care of him". Hanna/...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Rock With Me, Amadeus! by Your Iron Lung reviews
I don't know where he heard it from, or who introduced it to him, and I know he doesn't know the words, and yet he listens to it daily on repeat. Falco, I wish you would all die in a fire.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Black Tie and Tails by itsu-sual reviews
Worth's little sister is getting married. And if he has to go to the wedding, so does everybody else, damn it. Various pairings, some swearing, lots of fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy Q&A Show by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Ask the characters from Strawberry Bad Boy anything you want and they will answer. 1000 review kiriban for all my lovely Duckies!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,273 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
If You're Not Dead by XxFearTheFluffxX reviews
They say the best answers are the ones you find yourself. My own philosophy, the answer I found, is: 'If you're not dead, you have nothing to complain about.'. It's really too bad that the best answers aren't always the right ones. DeidaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,533 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Home Sweet Home by itsu-sual reviews
Happiness is a zombie waiting for you with a baked potato. Shameless Hanna/... fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Sex and Candy by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
A ficlet involving a contemplative Undertaker and an encounter with Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Undertaker, Grell S. - Complete
Ulquiorra's origin and L's afterlife by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
how did Ulquiorra become Ulquiorra? Well, it all began with the death of the most famous detective whose face was unknown to the world and his journey into the afterlife. Half serious/half crack. Spoilers for the most recent bleach manga and death note.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ulquiorra, L
Things to remember by by Midesko reviews
Hanna has an idea on how to help Zombie remember his name... Lemon. Based from the web comic; Hanna is not a boys' name. Zombie/Hanna porn up in here. Update: If there are future chapters, they are drabbles for the same pairing.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Stupid Quincy Pride by symphonyofsilence reviews
Ichigo and Uryuu have to fight a hollow and with the fight they realize their feelings for each other. IchiXishi rated m for future chapters
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Undress My Mind by Coshie reviews
Hanna, you're beautiful. No scar will detract from that." Lunch is forgotten in favor of some fun. But will the fun be forgotten in favor of wallowing? Hanna/...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Dirty Little Cum Slut by hitagashi reviews
Set a few years after the Arrancar arc. The Arrancars won and either the Soul Reapers were killed or kept as pets. Szayel decided to keep Ishida as his pet. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, D/s, HJ, M/M, M/s, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, SoloM, Toys, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Uryuu I., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Monster by droppedmysonic reviews
He ate my heart. That boy is a monster. I wanna just dance, but he took me home instead." Ishida and Kurosaki have a confrontation that ends the way many do. Yaoi. DL; DR.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hello, Neighbour by Dior Crystal reviews
When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
On Their Sleeves by gloomsday reviews
Hanna is Not a Boy's Name - Patterns, a needle and thread, an orange shirt, and the act of covering over permanent scars. Hanna/Zombie, WAFF
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
A Phone Call Away by sweeteggy reviews
Think phone sex but not really. Edd/Eddy Slash. One-shot. Rated M for erotica.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Szayel's Unfortunate Guinea Pig by MISTRESS KOYUKI reviews
Szayel's 5 week project has finally come to an end but who will help test it out? YAOI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Heat by hitagashi reviews
Grimmjow is in heat, the only problem is who happens to catch him at its peak. Ulquiorra/Grimmjow Anal, COMPLETE, D/s, HJ, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP, Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Find the Few Living Things by gloomsday reviews
Hanna is Not a Boy's Name -- Late night pondering, waffle preparation, and revelations regarding a certain nameless zombie and his best friend, Hanna. m/m, WAFF
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Strawberry Bad Boy: Character Survey Meme by Mistress Penelopye reviews
Short survey meme on the characters of SBB as of chapter 32
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
PS, I Love You by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Saying "I love you" needs no special occasion. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The AP Chronicals: Story of the Akatsuki's Whore by RedSand reviews
Deidara has a lot of boyfriends, but he wants to narrow it down to one. Who will he choose? Itadei, madadei, Hidadei, Sasodei, lemons, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Deidara
Stray by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi A/U : Ichigo was walking back from school on a rainy day when he passes an alley and finds Tomcat!Grimmjow injured and unconscious. He decides to take the cat home to the family clinic and patch him up. A series of lemons with some plot. :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Law Of The Jungle by Featherz reviews
Grimmjow and Ulquiorra are highly sought-after celebrities in a city where fame is everything. Is a chance encounter just that, or will it lead to something more... yes, I'm awful at summaries. Read it anyway, muahaha.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Tesla's Predicament and Nnoitora's Cure by MISTRESS KOYUKI reviews
Tesla visits Szayel and ends up being drenched in a chemical that brings Nnoitora and him closer.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Tesra L., Nnoitra G. - Complete
Kuroshitsuji: Dying to touch you by Tina senpai reviews
Grell has yet again been dismissed by Sebastian. So he decides to go on a very special visit to his old friend undertaker. In a very fetching outfit. Yaoi. Grell x Undertaker.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
A kouhai's love by Namantos reviews
He is your senpai, you shouldn't be thinking of him like this! Renji, how could you do something so stupid as to fall in love with someone you can't have! Or can you...? No, of course not. Read & REVIEW, plz
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Renji A., Shuuhei H.
Get Out of My Lab by Comatose Overdose reviews
Nnoitra pays an unwanted visit to Szayel in his lab, and all Szayel wants is for him to go away. Or does he?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Nnoitra G., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Ciel: The Teenage Years by GoesKaboom reviews
Collection of six humorous one-shots. Even when you have a demon under your command, growing up can be hell. Now complete.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,135 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Urahara is Seventeen Yaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
Urahara is 17 and human! Wait...He did it to himself? WHY? Ichigo/Kisuke How long can Kisuke keep his little secret? How long can Ichigo keep his?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,443 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Kinzoku Ryu by PhoenixCharmer116 reviews
When a young bounty hunter goes on a average mission she gets dragged into something deeper than she expects HidanxOC Rated for Hidan's sailor tounge and possible suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hidan, Deidara
They're Doing What In My Lab? by regulus has a sense of humor reviews
Epic Espada Crack! Ulquiorra gets Grimmjow back! And sends Szayel over the edge in the process :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
It's On Vibrate! by KAHTz reviews
Ikkaku has some fun with Yumi's new cellphone. Kenpachi decideds to get down and dirty and have some fun. Short smex drabble. Rated M for some language and sex
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Ikkaku M., K. Zaraki - Complete
Watermelon Games by BonneNuit reviews
KenIchi Based on the filler at the beach with the watermelons. Yachiru plants a watermelon monster in the training grounds and Ichigo stumbles upon it. The watermelon forces him into a rather suggestive position. Kenpachi finds him and can't help himself.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Dealing with teens by mindblock reviews
Summary inside, warnings: language, mentions of sex, yaoi, AU, OOC, OC, M-preg
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fun Times by BonneNuit reviews
Ikkaku and Yumichika get smashed at an 11th division Kenpachi squad party and have hot and wild sex. IkkakuxYumichika slight KenpachixIchigo No underage readers. One shot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Catwalk by pretense reviews
‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,383 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Catalyst by Kurotsuki-Tenchi reviews
Shirotsuki-Tenchi: Injured gravely during battle leaves Yumichika in a coma. Ikkaku inadvertidly finds his diary and reads it while his friend recovers. As he learns about his friend's deepest secrets, feelings he didn't know he had are awakened. IkkxYumi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,838 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Female Half of the Species by Shadow of Arashi reviews
Ulquiorra meets the new member of the Espada and realizes she may not be your ordinary lady. AU story, contains female!Grimmjow and will be Ulquiorra/Grimmjow. Rating finally went up. The conclusion is finally here!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Untouchable Innocence by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori is disgusted with himself, but he can't help it. His blond partner is just so irrisistable. Rated M for a reason. Written on a dare, just for the challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Responsibility by grawrgrawrninja reviews
Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,129 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Darker Nights by SydnieWren reviews
Home from a mission, Ichigo suffers a nightmare. Urahara is there to give him what he needs. UraxIchi. Anal.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Silver Bells by SydnieWren reviews
Though he's out of school for the holidays, Ichigo still manages to learn a thing or two from Urahara. UraxIchi. Oral.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Mr Happy by dowagerlinks reviews
The twisted nature of the Undertaker creates a problem for Ciel. A jokes a joke, but what joke did dear Sebastian tell to create such a reaction?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sebastian M., Undertaker - Complete
Act Your Age by Photophobic reviews
Ulquiorra has been acting very strange lately. Like a normal person his age. At first, no one really cares, but Grimmjow starts to get tired of having paper airplanes thrown at his head. If he doesn't figure out why soon, Grimmjow is going to scream.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Calling The Shots GrimmxSzayelxUlqui by GrimmjowLovesMeXWatchYourBack reviews
They made a deal with Szayel Aporro Granz, a big mistake anyways. Yet...they still didn't see coming what he had in mind... GrimmxSzayelxUlqui M for smut SORTA-Sequal to Maybe You Want me not really, but sorta
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Ulquiorra - Complete
Storm in Heaven by SydnieWren reviews
Ichigo is restless with the summer heat and persistent dreams. Urahara offers him more than friendly advice. Anal, light oral, virgin Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Interpretation by Featherz reviews
Ulquiorra takes things literally, much to Grimmjow's relish. M for sexual themes.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Daughter of an Srank Missing nin by Tsuki Hoshigaki reviews
Doku, daughter of a powerful ninja and a tailed beast! Loyal to only her father, she leaves Konoha with him and joins Akatsuki. There she finds something other than a bunch of powerful S-rank missing nin. HidanXOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,518 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi
Playboy Renji WalkIn's Unwelcome by GrimmjowLovesMeXWatchYourBack reviews
Renji's quite the playboy, and Yumichika likes that about him. But what happens when everyone keeps on walking in on Renji and his "clients." RenjixYumichika lemon little RenjixByakuya. ONESHOT. Rated M for smut. :P
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Renji A., Yumichika A. - Complete
Eternal Purity by xxMissUnderstood reviews
Sorry. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,881 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Hidan
Brat by RedSand reviews
Horny blondes really shouldn't become maids for rich, semi-goth redheads. Especially when said redheads already have masochistic clingy boyfriends. Sasodei, Sasohida, Kakuhida later, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Identical by PaigeySama reviews
What happens when Hikaru gets drunk and decides to "play" with Kaoru. Will Kaoru take things to seriously only to be hurt in the end? OC character thats not important, WARNING: twincest, KaoKyo pairing for like 3 seconds and KaoTono pairing for a bit
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Huecco Mundo's Sweeney Todd by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
The tale of Sweeney Todd as told by the cast of bleach. Featuring SweeneyAizen, LovettGin and the evil judgeTousen. My second crack attempt Co-authored by Crazyfeatherhead. Some language and spoilers for both bleach and ST.
Crossover - Bleach & Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009
Devilish Designs by Cat Streaked By Rain reviews
AU. Ichigo is an Art Major in his 3rd year of college. One day Renji models nude for one of his art classes. Will things get out of hand? Joint effort with Fading From View. Now ownie anything except plot line of this individual story. YAOI!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,064 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
New arrivals by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
Gin’s fox Cherry had babies! Now there’s the pitter patter of tiny paws padding around and six little white balls of fluff to love. Sequel to “unexpected emergency” Written for TurquisePL. Companion piece to my other Gin&Cherry stuff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen
Bathtub adventure by Blackdanger reviews
Shunsui wakes up with a nightmare and noticed that Jyuushiro isn't feeling so well. So they decide to take a bath..
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
His name is Grimmjow by star-stickies reviews
Ulquiorra has a dilemma about Grimmjow's hole. Oh God, it's a mess!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Mornings CAN be Good by silent-marrionette reviews
Ichigo isn't a morning person, but when a certain blonde shows up at 12:30 in the morning to spar, and perhaps do something a little more "H," he may just have to change his way of thinking. YAOI! EXPLICIT CONTENT sorta !You were warned!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2009 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Radiance to Dispel the Dark of Night by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Isane Kotetsu is a woman of insecurities, all of which seem to surface in her recurring nightmares. She tries to remain strong through it all, but perhaps sometimes it's better to depend on someone else rather than face it alone. Unohana X Isane. Yuri.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,514 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Isane K., R. Unohana - Complete
The consequences of losing a bet by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
An Aizen/Gin crack fic! Rated for insanity, language, violence, cross dressing, drugging, strip bars, pole dancing, drinking, smoking, stalking, character abuse, yaoi and Tousen burning. My third attempt at humour. Immature mature audiences only.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Study by MasterAkira reviews
Ichigo needs help studying for one of the classes he missed. He asks his boyfriend over to help, and Yumichika shows Ichigo a different approach to learning. Ichigo/Yumichika, Yaoi, Lemon, PWP, Anal, Oral, Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Yumichika A. - Complete
Dr Schiffer by Dior Crystal reviews
Of all people Grimmjow had to fall in love with, he had to fall in love with his doctor, Ulquiorra Schiffer, who is determined to keep their relationship as it should be; one between a patient and a doctor, nothing more. Life sucks. Shounen ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Switched by OfStrangeShadows reviews
A Kitty. An Emo. Argue. Sex. Ulquiorra and Grimmjow are two odd-balls. Summary is horrible. UlquiorraxGrimmjow
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Meow by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
A costume party leads to some alone time between Ciel and Sebastian. PWP. Yaoi. Birthday fic for Kenzie.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Fragments by StarkBlack reviews
Set in the ‘I Come To You In Pieces’ universe. Ikkaku and Yumichika have offered a way of comfort for Shuuhei after the messy end of his relationship with Kira. Warnings: Yaoi, threesome, voyeurism, language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
The Promise You Broke by Unknown-Uchiha reviews
Subaku No Gaara. Hyuga Manami. Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke left Manami for power. Gaara's all the way in the Sand. That leaves Manami in Konoha, with no one to turn to. Until now, when Sasuke arrives in the Leaf. GaaraxOCxSasuke SEQUEL TO MBMAML
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,679 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Big Sasodei Smutfest! by RedSand reviews
Just a big ol' Sasodei smut fest for y'all! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
SnakeyLobves Oneshot Generator! by SnakeyLobve reviews
Want a one-shot but don't wanna write it yourself? All you need to do is review and I will write one for you! Go nuts, I'll write anything you want! Full info in first chapter ! Please read and send in an idea, I will update as soon as possible!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Once in a Lifetime by PhoenixCharmer116 reviews
You always hear about being in their world NEWSFLASH! What if they ended up in our world no more than tiny chibis. What will they do when they are at the mercy of a sarcastic girl and her friend...utter chaos that's what!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Hidan, Sasori
Of hats and strawberries by HaneGaNai reviews
Urahara blinked. Where's his in-denial Berry? Where's that cute blush, when the teen denied having affectionate feelings for him and called him a delusional pervert?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Black Lace and Chains by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori is lonely and wants nothing more than to be loved by a certain blond bomber. But what kind of secret fetishes does Deidara harbor? DeiSaso, super uke Loli Sassy is magic and you know it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
A fake smile by vonnie-seiyuki-chan reviews
I suck at summaries. she had been rejected by every village, an outcast. searching for one person her whole life, the man she hates more than anything. when she finally finds him he's asking her to join the akatsuki! OCxSaso OCxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hidan, Sasori
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Jambi by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori breaks down, and finally admits to himself that he loves his best friend Deidara, chapter 2 added
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Sasori Of The Motherland by RedSand reviews
Another average day in Sasori and Kakuzu's little Russian shack, untill a certain blond shows up out of nowhere. Sasodei, KakuzuxfemHidan, yaoi, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Misunderstanding by AbstractError reviews
A small clarification. Szayel x Ishida
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Uryuu I. - Complete
Night Time Escapades by PineapplePandaCub reviews
When Ulquiorra starts having 'nightmares' of a certain Espada just how far will he go to make them stop? Grimmjow/Ulquiorra
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Disabling Complexes by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara are training, and things get a bit more kinky...For Laira87 happy birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Ghost by StarkBlack reviews
A few months after the battle at Hueco Mundo, Ichigo starts having a nighttime visitor he just can't say no to... Warnings Boyxboy, language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
No Way Out by Aleia15 reviews
Everything has a price, Ichigo enjoys paying it. Grimmjow/Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Death Touch by Okinawa Angel reviews
Kiyoko was not a very typical woman. She never got close to anyone because if she did, they died. Going through life, she becomes an assassin, but what happens when she finds someone who does not die from her touch? Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hidan
Cat and Mouse by peppermint quartz reviews
AizenGin, AU. I have been watching him, and I have decided. I will have him. Gift fic for the AiGin FC.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
Blood Bonds by RedSand reviews
Deidara was a vampire hunter, Sasori was a vampire. It was impossible for them to fall in love, right? Sasodei, Kakuhida, yaoi, character death, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Snails by thegunboy reviews
Ukitake has a bad night, but the morning is improved by a lesson in the Wonders of the Animal Kingdom...as interpreted by Shunsui. A lot more romantic than it sounds, but so are snails. YaoiLite
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
My Double Life by Unknown-Uchiha reviews
Hoshi Toyo. She's come back to Japan from America. She's just a girl disguised as a male in an all boys academy. Will she survive? SasukexOCxKiba AU Naruto ON HIATUS .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Kiba I.
Pleasure To Burn by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is a struggling artist, Tobi owns a restaurant, and Sasori is a famous artist know for being anti-social. What do they all have in common? AU SasoDei, with hints of TobiPein, and other random parings, Rated M for future Yaoi, language, and Drug us
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Data Collection, or alternatively, Eureka by morning-in-mei reviews
Szayel Apollo Grantz turns an inquiring mind to unpioneered territory. Szayel/Grimmjow, yaoi-saturated one-shot, and many things of a dubious nature. A follow-up of sorts to "Can't Have Everything," but also works as a stand-alone read.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Dare by DemonicDragoness reviews
When a drunken dare gets out of hand, Zangetsu shows Ichigo just how big of a mistake he made. Yaoi. ZanIchi. Lime. Because there is just not enough ZanIchi out there.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ichigo K., Zangetsu - Complete
Starting the New Year with a Bang by xerxesdiva902 reviews
renjiXszayel oneshot. pervertedness galore.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Renji A., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Of Masks and Swords by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Drabbles about a young Substitute Shinigami and his very own sexta Espada. In time, all of their friends will join the party. IchigoxGrimmjow. Uke!Grimm, uke!Nnoi and many others. PG-13 for now. Will be updated randomly.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Schiffer's List by Skyskater reviews
A few Christmases ago, I met Ulquiorra Schiffer at a mall. He was standing in the line for Santa. It was the things he wanted for Christmas that made me reach out. UlquiGrimm.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Phoenix Falling by Rose Wyrm reviews
He tore off the clay and devoured it with the mouth over his heart. His flesh curled inward, winding to a point, then expanded in an aether-searing blast... and he found bliss. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Reverse This Curse by HandOfSorrow reviews
Ai Fukanou, an S-ranked ninja from the Village Hidden in the Snow, is captured by Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu, brought to the Leader, and then made a member. To make things worse, Ai finds herself having feelings for the silver-haired ninja. HidanOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,615 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Sasori All Alone by Ashley Sensie reviews
Sasori is alone while Deidara is on a mission. What happens when thinking of the blonde get more so then......perverted to say the least. DeiSaso meaning Sasori is the uke my friends. Use of sex toys and everything else is involved in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Talk Dirty by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
I'm Only Mortal by Darkmoonphase reviews
Sasori doesn't understand why Deidara would leave him. Why was he dead? Where did he go? Overcome by grief, Sasori must find a way to move on. -AU-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You know when you're obssessed with the GazettE! by redfox-akatsuki reviews
Another craze lol...it's been a long time...XD...just like my last "You know when you're obssessed with..." the GazettE version! ENJOY...I know I did.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Complete
Into the Fire by Aleia15 reviews
With Renji things were simple; Grimmjow was in himself a complication. Renji/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo, Grimmjow/Ichigo/Renji
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Invasion of the Senseis! Dum, Dum, Duummm! by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Take all the sensei's from Naruto and the Akatsuki members, put them in place of high school teachers and badda bing badda boom, you have a hell of a school year!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 180,685 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Only In Dreams by BomberBrat reviews
Deidara is having some pretty raunchy dreams involving a certain redhead, what happens if he finds out? SasoDei, rated M for language and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Medicine by Random Espada Conversation reviews
And just when Grimmjow thought Ulquiorra was rather mindless and predictable, his manipulation skills kicked in. God, being sick sucks... most of the time GrimmUlqui MxM Yaoi GuyxGuy, tch you get the idea XD Enjoy reading Hints of Sexual content, not mu
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Once More by SadisticMortal reviews
Akumako lived in a normal living in a village with a fake God as a leader. After a tragic enconvenience her life turned around and she finds herself to be a S-ranked criminal just trying to get her God’s forgiveness. HidanxOC slight KakuxOC M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Sinning With An Angel by Songstone reviews
Kisame seems to have developed a crush on a young stripper; he hadn't planned that the same man would be attending his college, though. Getting to know him better, however, Kisame can't help but to fall even harder Itachi, despite his night-job. -KisaIta-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki Chef by silverwolf-fox reviews
The Akatsuki can't cook. At all. So now they have a chef. But when each members messes with her in a way, she messes right back. This should be interesting. First chapter has some strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Akatsuki - Complete
Between Love and Sex by Songstone reviews
Sasori finally finds a way to satisfy Deidara in bed, even without the proper anatomy. All he needed was a willing third party. -Saso/TobiDei smut and the most awkward threesome ever written by yours truly-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
All Three by Koneko-Haru-chan reviews
Madara is making Zetsu feel good, Tobi wants to make Zetsu feel good too. Yaoi ! ! Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Lessons by RedSand reviews
Sasori was a washed up rock star, Deidara was a kid who wanted to learn how to play guitar. It wouldn't be too hard for the two to fall in love. Sasodei, eventual lemon, mild language, yaoi, Slovak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Hush Hush by Songstone reviews
Cheating on your husband was wrong; but cheating on your husband with his own son? -rated for gender-bending, polygamy, pedophilia, rape and pretend incest-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasori
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Differences by Candlelight by Circius reviews
Deidara finds Itachi wrapping a wound, and thinks about his relationship with the Uchiha...seduction occurs. Itachi resists. Deidara gets mad. ItaDei with a hint of DeiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Another Hellish Road Trip by Songstone reviews
In which Kakuzu learns that Sasori is sneaky when it comes to smuggling drugs and Kisame's temper gets the better of him. -Side story to "Mania"-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori - Complete
Playing Doctor by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's going to the doctor for his first prostate exam. Things turn out a lot more interesting than he thought they would be. SasoDei, PWP, lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Art Class by RedSand reviews
Amazing the things that'll happen when you have to paint a nude portrait of someone. Sasodei, Kakuhi, Zettobi, and a very satisfying lemon at the end. yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mondays by Nakimochiku reviews
Mondays, in Las Nochas were, essentially, good days. Ulqui x Grimm, Kitty!Grimmjow, oneshot. enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Deisaso by blueball reviews
No plot really, just yaoi... rated M for a reason. DeidaraXSasori, Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Diamond In The Rough by CrazyLoveChild reviews
After watching the Disney Movie, Aladdin, Nnoitra and Syazel get back at Ulquiorra and Grimmjow for being so annoying. Based and inspired on Teenager’s prompt; lamp. Rated for Language, Adult Humor, and possible Cross-Dressing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Love Me by strikelight angel reviews
What existed between them wasn't love, and that was supposed to be just fine. They were just two torn souls trying to heal, living through each other. So why did Ichigo suddenly feel like this wasn't enough anymore? Urahara X Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
Thieves and Ninjas by Evil's Worst Nightmare reviews
DeidaraXOC. She had a temper bigger than Kisame, which was impressive, considering she only reached his stomach. Meeting her was an unexpected surprise, but he welcomed the break from Shinobi monotony. After all, their jobs weren't all that different!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,503 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Deidara
Ways To Die by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
revised and reposted cuz I noticed how bad my grammar was Ways of how the bleach chracters die in the future. If you want to read how the Gotei 13 died however, you need to real my fic, "13 Ways To Die."
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
My Gift From God by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have some fun on a sunny day A super late birthday present for my Sasori Danna The Tomo i hope you like it sweetie! SasoDei, rated M for language and a Yaoi lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hentai ga futari imashita! by Shunkan reviews
AU. Sasori works in the kitchens of a kindergarten, Deidara’s the new substitute teacher. You do the math. DeiSaso. With ItaSaso on the side, because I just couldn't resist making a gay music teacher as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Immaculate by KivaEmber reviews
AU. ‘You know, when you’re fifteen, you’re not supposed to be sharing a bed OR shower with your twin brother.’ IchiHichi. Twincest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
From Kill to kiss by JoslynCScool reviews
grimmxichi just another day, wake up go to school fight arrancar... and wake up with one in your bed! WTF! whys ichigo with the vizard? and what the heck is grimmjaw, ulquiorra and yammy doing hanging around? rating from language and kissing. might b more
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,762 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.
Entertainment by Enslavement-Thesis reviews
Urahara Kisuke had always been about having fun. Oneshot, PWP, Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
The Fallen Angel Cronicles by Arekkushizu-Umi reviews
What happens when the village hidden in the mist is attacked and Kisame makes a survivor his apprentice? KisamexOC Rated for Hidan's mouth, ninjaness, and lemons later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Kisame H., Hidan
Drabbles by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Bleach Drabbles. Each Chapter will have summery on the story before the story starts. Hope you enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Fare Thee Well, O Ye My Blackened Heart by Rose Wyrm reviews
Angst and meloncholy in the rain, culmination of an unlovely love story. They don't know it, they can't say it, but it's there. L-O-V-E. Slight spoilers. KisaIta. YAOI. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Orange by Metamorcy reviews
AU Shirosaki has always hated the color white, especially in the hospital, but when he gets a new doctor assigned to him, perhaps his way of thinking switches, particularly when mixed in with the hue of orange.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Curiosity by Genzetsu reviews
Sasori's out for awhile and Deidara's bored, so he figures he'll try something out to keep in entertained. SasoDei, Yaoi, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Cage by Songstone reviews
When Deidara had no where else to live, he was brought to stay at one of the priciest hotels in town. It had everything he could ever dream of. He had his own room, food, new clothes... But what's the price for such a life? Welcome to hell, Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Deidara, Zetsu
Compliments by StarkBlack reviews
Ikkaku/Yumichika Another birthday short! Set in the time when Ikkaku and Yumichika were in the academy and Yumi got his hair cut. Warnings: Boyxboy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
The eye of the beholder by Aleia15 reviews
Sometimes people is not the way you think they are, sometimes they have to be better because they can't be worse. IkkakuYumichika
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Something Different by Songstone reviews
The youngest prince, Deidara, wasn't pleased when he learned he was supposed to wed Sakura Haruno. And though he tried to find help among his family, he would have never guessed that he would find exactly what he needed in the stables. SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Daddy Penalty Swats by Croup reviews
Ichigo finally loses a fight to his father. What's the penalty for losing? An embarrassing bare-bottom spanking, just like when he was a kid. Warnings for language, nudity, and sexuality. Mention of one-sided IchigoChad.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Isshin K. - Complete
Sickness and Kisses by Metamorcy reviews
Sequel to ‘Warmth’. Ichigo has fallen sick with a cold, left alone in his bedroom with a high fever; Hichigo comforts him along the way to recovery. IchigoXHichigo
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Warmth by Metamorcy reviews
Hichigo had always been watching his king especially during the night and his feelings for that said person shifts so when he materializes out of the inner world, he does something to the king that changes their relationship. HichigoXIchigo
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
A Law Broken by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Yumichika broke a law of the 11th squad. Never cry over who dies. But in light of the events, no one can seem to hold it against him. character death.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Selfish and Cowardly by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
The 11th squad believes that if you die saving your teammate you're doing a selfish and cowardly act. Ikkaku is a firm believer of this...yet he's the one who pushed Yumichika out of the way to take the spear to the chest in his friend's stead.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Ready, Red by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,143 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
One Minor Drawback by Songstone reviews
There was one minor drawback in Sasori's plan to live forever. He just never seemed to think about it until he got his new partner. And by then it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Riders of the Red Dawn by dead drifter reviews
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Dead Man Walking by Aleia15 reviews
If they want me dead, Ichigo, I'm dead.You kill me. I'd rather go down fighting you than wait to be executed by them." GrimmjowIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Never Sacrifice a Whore by dead drifter reviews
After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hidan
Waiting by Aleia15 reviews
There were many things Grimmjow Jaggerjack was, but patient was not one of them. GrimmjowIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
The Kyuubi Kid by Baka Hanyou Raevyn reviews
She's lived in the village her whole life, yet no one has ever seen her. What kind of trouble will she get into when she's paired up with Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006
Bird Bomb by Kerink reviews
Deidara's birthday is usually a sad one. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Shooting A Combo by YaoiRocks reviews
They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Incounter by oddandsissilover reviews
Something happens to Meg that will change her life forever.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Craving by Day Eight reviews
ZangetsuxShirosakixIchigo. NC17. Mild bondage.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Zangetsu, Ichigo K. - Complete
What I Go To School For by Cupe reviews
YAOI Deidara has to stay after class, but he does more than just write lines... SasoDei, Yaoi, don't like, don't read. Lemon alert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Void by CyanideSlavery reviews
So Grimmjaw has a slight obsession with Ulquiorra’s empty ‘chain of fate’ hole. Spoilers for 'Arrancar', Yaoi, BoyxBoy love, innuendo, slight OOC, drabble
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Hanabira by cicel94 reviews
Everyone in the world needs some love, even a cannabalistic plant. A Zetsu love fanfic. Rated for Goryness and Tobi Abuse. ZetsuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Zetsu
Tame the Wild by Day Eight reviews
Byakuya ties a certain spirited redhead up and has his way with him Light bondage. Smut. Yaoi. One Shot. Bleach belongs to Kubo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Mercy by StarkBlack reviews
UlquiorraGrimmjow A short ficlet about what happened after Grimmjow lost is arm. May continue in the future. Warnings: boyxboy, yaoi, blood...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Yuki no kuni A SasoDei fluff oneshot by Hitokugutsu reviews
On their way home from a mission to the Land of Snow, Deidara and Sasori are caught in a blizzard. Sasori is nice and warm in Hiruko, but poor Deidara is without and form a warmth. Maybe Sasori can help?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Merry Christmas Hidan! by Kerink reviews
Early Christmas fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidaDei, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Flower Man by Big-Babidi reviews
Zaraki never enjoyed being lost during emergencies.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Desire by Kiryami reviews
Deidara's horny. Sasori just happens to be the nearest screwable object. Yaoi, DeiSaso. My first Lemon. AHH! APOCOLYPSE!RAWR FOR TEH UBER TYPONESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Say it if it's Worth Savin' Me by Hitokugutsu reviews
SasoDei death fic. To the song Savin' Me by Nickelback. Sasori dies, Deidara is soon to follow. In the afterlife, they are reunited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Trick or Treat, Sasuke's Halloween by Dei-Dreamer reviews
A Sasuke OneShot. CRACK. Sasuke's going about his day as usual, even though it's Halloween which he despises. But when his brother comes up with an outrageous dare, he has to comply. Collab with friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Imagine by Ohsoup reviews
He could only pretend that it was Deidara doing this to him, hands massaging him and whispering things that would bring Sasori to his knees. [Itasaso YAOI][Sasodei]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Bomber, Baby by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Naughty Dance by Day Eight reviews
IkkakuYumichika. OneShot. This idea came to me while listening to Faderhead's Naughty H. It was a ton of fun to write.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Passion and Lust, An Artist's World by NilaSagol reviews
Deidara decides to give up his place as an Akatsuki member to be a true artist. He also does it for the one he loves. In the event rules had to be broken and things had to be sacrifced, can Deidara survive out in the real world being an Artist. DeidaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Deidara
I'm Not A Girly Man, I'm Seme! by Shikamaru'sLover01 reviews
Deidara wants to complete his relationship with Sasori, and he doesn't want to be the uke! DeiSaso. pls read and REVIEW. Sorry if characters are ooc, i dont know how the members of the Akatsuki acually act.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Oneshot Sequals Oneshot? by Hitokugutsu reviews
It's funny, it's smutty, it's DeiSaso, what else ya want? What something that ties the two oneshots together? FINE I'll get to work on that. 'Til then read this! Warning:YAOI! Don't like, then GO AWAY!.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Heart Stopping by Krixten reviews
Young Akahana lead a stressfull childhood, One day freedom came to her. Eleven years later, she helps her father run a small inn. Her life was finally on a peacfull and happy track. Until one day, she finds a man collapsed on her steps. ZetsuxOC, mild OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Zetsu
Blue by Unknown Marauder reviews
Blue was my least favorite colour, until that night.... OC narrated. Rated Teen for blood and death. slight, very, VERY indirect KisamexOC, Please read and review. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Shower Sex: Akatsuki Style by Follow-The-Firefly reviews
It's hard trying to hide a relationship with your partner when you live with a bunch of ninjas. Rated T for language and suggestive themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Half Human by Miss Lestrade reviews
After the events of Human Error, Chase questions himself and his life. There seems to be only one option: suicide. Can House see past his own faults and help him? A Chase and House friendship story.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2007 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
No Pun Intended by Ryusei Bloodmoon reviews
After a fight, Ichigo retreats back to Karakura Town...only to find an irate Hichigo waiting for him when he drops his guard. HichiIchi. Hardcore Yaoi Lemon. Language MA
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Kakuzu and Hidan's Fun Night by Winter-Rae reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fireworks of Eternity by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Sequel to Denial. After their unlikely confession, Sasori and Deidara deepen their relationship, exploring through art, dango and passion of different sorts. Shonen ai, yaoi. Contains lime and lemon xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Garden Work by ShimmeringJade reviews
While helping Zetsu with his garden, Tobi gets him and everybody else a present. [slight ZetsuTobi, DeiTobi fluffy and rated for Hidan's pottymouth.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki Gangstas by AkatsukiAddict reviews
The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,730 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Bedlam by crinklescofftrip reviews
Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING! SEX!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Have by YondyB reviews
Oneshot. Kisame asks why Itachi is polite all the time. Itachi says it's all he has. Kisame disagrees. Drabble. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Disgusting Fascination by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
They wanted to tear their eyes away so badly, it was so very wrong, this was Zetsu they were talking about!...but they couldn’t it was just too strange. [Zetsu x Deidara] [ZetDei]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 371 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Colors of the Heart by blu3rose reviews
They wanted each other more than they would have liked. It didn’t matter to them if they were both men. Much to their chagrin, it was more tasteful that way. SHORT STORY, Rated M for depictions of sex, and language. YAOI, don't read if you don't like!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
Casual Fridays by vanishingact reviews
Awkward, stereotypical humor. 'What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shor... Oh God.'
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
A Mystery Unsolved by kajamiku reviews
Mystery after mystery Ichigo never can get to the bottom of it all. Rated high for a reason! Urahara x Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2006 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
Fast Paced by stakeh reviews
AU It’s as though I should do something, and when I run my hands up their clothed chest and over their shoulders and around their neck, do I know that I don’t just need to, I want to. DeiSaso Yaoi Gift for Junsui Kegasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Valentines day for bishounen by YondyB reviews
WARNING: you WILL lose braincells if you read this. tiniest hint of KisaIta. Itachi has to get away from civilization because it's going to be valentines day and he has to get away from the fangirls. but the fangirls come to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Not about Heidegger, but Wine by SabineLaGrande reviews
Set just after Hard Luck Woman. Spike and Jet drink and plan for their future. Warning: yaoi, SxJ.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Jet B., Spike S. - Complete
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Hanna is Not a Companion's Name reviews
I had to write this... The Daleks made me... Super short, Read if you'd like. Total Crack.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, Zombie - Complete
The Final Crane reviews
The time had come. "I'm gonna miss you when you remember... And you leave..." His eyes followed my hand as I reached out, and made the final crease. Hanna/...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
The Last Moments reviews
As he slips away, he remembers how he got there... Grell-centric, if he were the only "Jack the Ripper". Suicide. M for blood and a few sensitive words and ideas.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Grell S. - Complete
My Mattie reviews
Just a cute oneshot for a friend. Fem!LucarioXOCtrainer
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Lucario
Dear Diary reviews
Shoushihana was pretty average... well, not really, but still. What will happen if Akatsuki captures her? What if she feels okay with it? What if she falls in love? ZetsuxOC I'm trying! I really am!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Zetsu
GrellxUndertaker short drabble reviews
Just a little drabble about a hot pairing. Grell visits the shop one day. very very short.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
Miso Soup reviews
In which a friendly lunch turns to something more. To sum it up in a conversation: "I thought Keigo was super straight?" "...So did he." COUCH SEX YAOI.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Keigo A., Mizuiro K. - Complete
Shut Up reviews
GrimmUlqui, written as a prize for a contest on DA. Ulquiorra is a teacher; what happens when Grimmjow is late to class and has to serve detention? Yaoi, AU
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
It Wasn't Supposed to Happen reviews
Grimmjow decides to go fight Ichigo, but Ulquiorra catches him. Ichigo walks into a very... compromising situation. What'll happen? Non-Con RAPE! GrimmIchiUlqui YAOI!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Spin The Bottle reviews
What happens when Grimmjow 'finds' Gin's iPod Touch? What if he pulls Nnoitra, Ulquiorra,and Szayel into it as well? GASP! Something not written for a contest! YAOI GrimXUlquiXNnoiXSzay CRACK GALORE, Adult themes and cursing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Grimmjow J., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
For The Best reviews
Written for a contest seems like the only writing i do now is for those, ne? IchigoXUryu very slight KonXUryu. Can Kon help Ichigo's problem? Even against Ichigo's will? Rated for light swearing. Shounen-ai fluff!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
To Immortals, Love Lasts Forever reviews
She seemed perfect. Beautiful beyond comparison, very smart, the perfect shinobi,and a personality that fit all types. There was just one thing nobody knew: She was a vampire. HidanxOC DeidaraxOC Rated for cussing and suggestive adult themes.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,063 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Hidan
Unspoken reviews
For the second round of that GrimmUlqui fanfiction contest. Prompt: Middle Ages Two sided, unspoken love. GrimmUlqui, implied manXman sex
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Sandbox reviews
A short oneshot written for a contest on DA. When I saw the two teens walk up to the sandbox, I knew it wouldn't end well... Rated for a little blood.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Tutor reviews
A oneshot now a series! that I decided could stand on It's own. GrimmjowXUlquiorra, AU. Lemon in chapter 2, Chap 3 soon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Random Drabbles reviews
That's right. Oneshots requested by YOU READERS! Drop a review requesting ANY pairing, EXCEPT Sakura, Ino, Hinata, or Orihime. Now accepting Bleach, too! Any genre, rating, citrus/non citrus, incest, just no long storyboard peoples, these are Oneshots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009
Smoque reviews
Her name is Smoque; Because trying to catch her is like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands: Impossible. Or so she thought. KakuzuXOC
Crossover - Naruto & +Anima - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakuzu
Random Deidara Oneshot reviews
This is just a randomly stupid oneshot I wrote for school. I'm not quite sure how I managed to turn it into a love story though. Fluff only.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Deidara - Complete
TobiXZetsu, Thank you reviews
Just a random TobiXZetsu oneshot to get my mind off of everything. Fluff only.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
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