Andrianna Litewing
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Joined 08-10-08, id: 1662945, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF ANDY. (Note: The avatar wasn't drawn by me--I sort of stole it. Please do me a favor and DON'T turn me in? Okay?)

No seriously, you shouldn't be here. I mean, WTF?

I have another account on here, but I'm not gonna tell you who. I basically am here to flame and/or love some things. I don't do WRITING.

By the way (CASSANDRA NITEWING), I'm still waiting for the Sasukarin oneshot. You OWE it to me. HA. (I WON THE BET! I WON THE BET!)

Anyway. I love Naruto, and I am a Sasusaku fan--I just don't do stories. I'm here for the ride. That's about it. And, um, to review a CERTAIN ONESHOT THAT CASSY MUST MAKE--AND STILL HAS NOT WRITTEN. I'M WAAAAIIITING...

Name: Andy (NOT ANDREA. JEEZ.

...Or you can call me Adrianna. I guess.)

Age: 17

Grade: 9 (No comment on grade level. I'm just where I am--you got a problem with it?)

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 120 (I've gained some weight.)

Hair color: Red (NATURAL, BABAY!!)

Eye color: Dark green (I have freckles, too. Laugh and you shall die.)

Social Status: Single and looking (YOOHOO! Oh, boys!)

Friend(s): Cassandra Nitewing (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1426576/Cassandra_Nitewing)

UPDATE: So, apparently I have a story now, co-written with Cassandra Nitewing/Cassy-hime/whatever the hell she likes to call herself these days. It's actually pretty good. Read it. I COMMAND YOU TO! ...And, you know, picked up one of the stories Cassy dropped down and discontinued, since it was too good to NOT finish, and there were way, way too many possibilites that could lead to hilarious embarrassment for the Sasusaku pairing...


UPDATE: So, name change...(don't look at me like that, you know you've done it before too).

Well, I was talking to Cassy on the phone, and she made some sort of comment to something I did (neither of which I can remember now), and I had laughed and said that we were both hell's angels. Then, I came up with this awesome idea to change our pennames to ones that angels might have, and have pictures of angels as our avatars (mine's prettier).

So, that's the very long, very boring story of how I am now Andrianna Litewing, and how Cassy-hime is not Cassandra Nitewing. Seriously, being a hell's angel is fun. Join the totally unofficial club!


ANOTHER UPDATE: So, I'm not dead. Hooray! I would just like to point out that because SOMEONE (cough-CASSY-cough) PRETTY MUCH LOST EVERY STORY ON HER COMPUTER, I happen to have lost MY stories as well. Wow. Thanks so much, Miss I'll-just-be-your-backup-so-YOU-DON'T-LOSE-THESE-STORIES, OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT. AND I KNOW YOU ARE AVOIDING ME, I SAW THAT 'LOGGED ON' SIGN BEFORE YOU WENT INVISIBLE. DON'T THINK I WON'T GET TO YOU, MISSY.

So, yeah. Lack of updating shall be postponed even more. Sorry. (Again.)

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Unsystematic Collisions by Miko-chan reviews
A series of one-shots and shot-down ideas. Any pairings. Number six. Sakura's always been afraid of him walking away. [sasusaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/10/2008 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Do Over by Natarie reviews
Sasuke thinks he’s mentally insane. Itachi says this is a very near thing with all shinobi and completely normal. Sasuke isn’t sure it’s a good idea to be listening to the dead brother who inexplicably decided to come back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
popping cherries by mystical spirits reviews
Sakura always had a thing about taking a guy's virginity. Unfortunately for him, Sasuke never knew that. SakuSasu. Reposted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
skeptics and true believers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Things always had a way of treading the thin line between disaster and perfection. Of chances, believing, and not looking before you leap. [Sequel: "La Gaudière"]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Moments by ohwhatsherface reviews
And so began the epic showdown between teacher and student. Or, more specifically, a pairing war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
And He was Pleased by Omentum reviews
/SasuSaku - Dark/It took Uchiha Sasuke exactly three minutes and two seconds to fall completely in love with Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
crazy planet by enticement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. There are those people, in every boarding school, who are beautiful, manipulative and have access to everything; everyone wants to be one those people. I was their queen. Until recent unfortunate events. "Welcome to Loser Club, gorgeous."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,607 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Overly Critical by snappleducated reviews
Someone needs to knock a few Chuck Norris jokes into Ye Olde England. — AmericaEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
graffiti by the blanket reviews
FLUFF. SasuSaku. “You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Male Strippers by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Why Sasuke was angry was not beyond her. “Naruto,” Sakura said slowly, “why did you hire me a male stripper for my eighteenth birthday?” For EWHH its Kenna.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Mistakes by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. Sasuke/Sakura. He is broken, so he breaks them, just to make himself feel better. But when he stumbles back, completely destroyed, he doesn’t understand why they’re still there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spectral Affair by MintiNeko reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno, and my dead crush's ghost keeps following me around. And no, he doesn't want closure. He wants to come back. AU. SasuSaku. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,449 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Write, Rinse and Repeat by The Queens of Spaz reviews
Ino, I have a problem. Like, mucho problemo. You know how my stupid therapy guy told me to vent out my feelings over Sasuke's death by writing him a letter? Well, I guess I could have been a little more polite, since he wrote back to complain. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Celestial Maiden by Artsysmiles reviews
Celestial Maidens are the beauties of this world and the next. Sakura is no exception. But when her past starts catching up with her, and an ex-lover reappears, will Sasuke be able to protect Sakura? Or will she be taken back with her Celestial Knight? Sx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Three Months Overdue by justcallmefaye reviews
There is nothing worse than waiting. Unless you fear that you're waiting in vain. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way Home by MintiNeko reviews
He's leaving again. But this time you will follow, fulfilling the promises you made to him and to yourself so long ago. This time 'thank you' doesn't mean 'good-bye'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mama by MightyMightyMafia reviews
SASUSAKU- Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Of Bets and Broom Closets reviews
Written with Cassandra Nitewing, AU, highschool-ish. So, what would make Uchiha Sasuke, ice cube of the century, horny? Well, Sakura's going to find out, unfortunately...with a bet. Idiot. Sasusaku, other pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,618 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Woodwork Flute reviews
It just goes to show that eavesdropping is bad for the soul--now Sakura, who was minding her own business--and sorta-kinda singing along--is stuck with a prick of a mate and a very angry ex-boyfriend. And what the hell? Why can't she say her own name?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,710 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.