Samantha Joan
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Joined 08-10-08, id: 1662990, Profile Updated: 05-25-14
Author has written 11 stories for iCarly, Covert Affairs, Austin & Ally, Suits, and New Girl.

24 year-old aspiring writer, who's addicted to T.V.

See I'm all about them words,
Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words.
Hundreds of pages, pages, pages for words,
More words then I had ever heard and I feel so alive.

Peace, love, & cookies,

Sam.

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Put me in coach, I'm ready to play by killians-dimples reviews
Emma is the new head of PR for the Pittsburgh Pirates and her first task is to get playboy shortstop Killian Jones under control. If baseball isn't your thing, fear not for there is very little baseball in this story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,015 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Some Sort of Neighborly by festeringlilies reviews
Modern!AU Captain Swan. They're not neighbors, not exactly, and they're not friends either. It's pretty hard to find reasons to bump into the woman who lives next door to your best friend, especially after your only interaction with her has been waking up on her couch one Saturday morning. Sequel to Rude Awakening.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
I'll be the one if you want me to by Allthesestars reviews
Knowing and hating each other since tender age, Princess Emma and Killian Jones have been betrothed by the desire of the families. But there is struck a deal, if they find someone else to love or, at least, can't stop hating each other before the princess celebrates her 23 birthday, they will be free from the engagement. It's not as easy as it seems.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook]
Instantly in Love by haleigh91 reviews
Captain Swan AU. Emma Swan is the co-owner and manager of a popular bar in New York where her star bartender is the cocky Killian Jones. In their public lives, they hate each other. Little do they know that in their personal, online lives, the person that they've been chatting with for weeks (the one they've so desperately somehow fallen for) just so happen to be each other.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,353 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
This is how I show my love by heroceaneye reviews
Set sometimes in a (happy) future. "Sometimes she has to remind herself of the fact that her true love only has one hand but she forgets because she doesn't care, it doesn't make him less whole and she loves him the way he is, doesn't need two hands when she has him. Emma certainly doesn't need any reminding now." Unapologetic smut. One-shot. Captain Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
Friendship Contract by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
Really, seriously, this was his grade A material and in all of her seventeen years, nothing's prepared her for this caliber of flirting. Mostly because, you know, the idea of the school's most popular boy flirting with her was hilariously and disturbingly absurd. And yet, it was still happening.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,150 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
a little too much of that poison, baby by afastmachine reviews
How bad can it be to have a little fun with the charming man offering a drink and a wink? The answer? Very bad.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,917 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
It's All Moonshine by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
AU. "I'm pretty sure this constitutes as kidnapping," Ally interrupted with a slow drawl, arms crossed as she fixed him with an even glare. She puckered her lips and quirked them to the side. Austin faltered momentarily, not expecting that, but quickly regained his composure. "Kidnapping?" he finally scoffed, "I'm not a criminal, I'm a pop star!"
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,751 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Ally D., Austin M.
The Thing About Jess by gnbrules reviews
The thing about Jess is that she's crazy. No, it's that she makes him crazy. Wait, that's not it either.
New Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Jess D., Nick M. - Complete
The Sound of You and Me by singyourmelody reviews
Austin and Ally, together. "This is how you want to spend your Friday night?" she asks as she watches him stand on the lower bar of grocery cart, gliding it forward and spinning it around on two wheels. "Ooh, Fruit Loops. We need those," he insists. A short series as Austin and Ally begin dating.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Ally D., Austin M.
star-crossed lovers by shiksa goddess reviews
Did he like her? Yes. Was he in love with her? Probably. Would he tell her that? Absolutely not. / or, Ally Dawson spends far too much time at Barnes & Noble and Austin Moon's just there for research. College!Auslly AU
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
A few of my Favourite Things by MajorSam reviews
Castle and Beckett explore a few of their favourite things.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,686 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
To Know Her is to Love Her by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
Due to a mistake in booking, Austin and Ally have to share a hotel room. It probably doesn't help that they're both really attractive, consensual adults now. But if you ask Austin, he'll blame the whole night on Ally. And her legs. Mostly her legs. Complete.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Most Eligible Bachelor? by Googie reviews
Beckett and Castle are together now, but it's still a secret. No problem. Except for the fact that Castle has made the Ledger's List of Most Eligible Bachelors once again. Hmmm...how will this work out? A play on the B plot from episode 2x14, 'The Third Man'.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,508 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
Slip of the tongue by Caskett1 reviews
They can't do this here, not with Gates next door, they can't – but she's frozen in place, can't make a move even if her life depended on it. And then she feels his hands on her ankles, slowly inching higher, feels his fingertips lightly caressing her calves, his warm breath hitting her skin. "Castle", she chokes out. "We can't…" - Will be a three-shot.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Consequences of Sam Puckett's Boredom by heartlines reviews
What really happened on that rainy day when Sam was bored out of her mind and shredding Freddie's love emails?
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Don't Call It a Comeback by NeoNails reviews
30 kisses, 30 prompts, all Auggie/Annie. I seriously updated, folks! With more to come! Tonight's feature: The road home.
Covert Affairs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,841 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Auggie A., Annie W.
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Love is Friendship Set On Fire reviews
Annie & Auggie one-shots. Current: "I've always been sure of you," she breathes. "From the moment we met. That I could trust you – count on you. And later on, of how I felt about you." She tilts his cheek towards her. "We're what I'm sure of." /S4 tag (pt3).
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,015 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Annie W., Auggie A.
Learning Curve reviews
He decides right then, if she's the sun– he's definitely bound to get burned./AU - in which Jess is Nick's student at university.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Nick M., Jess D.
Love is a Symphony reviews
Austin and Ally one-shots. Current: "Before you, my songs were just words on paper – that no one ever get to hear, or feel, and you came crashing into my life...and you – you gave my music a voice, before I could find my own again." /Slight AU to the finale.
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Austin M., Ally D.
Table 34: The Redux reviews
It really does figure that this would happen again, that they'd both end up here. Alone. "We really are quite the pair, huh?" /2x25 AU
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Nick M., Cece P. - Complete
Don't want to forget come daylight reviews
'And no need to worry, that's wasting time. And no need to wonder what's been on my mind – it's you.' - They'd finally felt like them again, with the laughing and teasing – nothing hanging over them anymore. It feels like them, but better (stronger).
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Take us down and we keep trying reviews
"I mean, it's not – it's not the timing or where or even how it happens that matters. It's the right person," she clarifies, with a small shrug of her shoulders. "That's what makes it magic." /AU Virgins one-shot.
New Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Nick M., Jess D. - Complete
Stand By Me reviews
"What would you have said?" She angled her head. "What would I have said..." and she trailed off with a mock puzzled look...and is she really going to make him say it? -Tag to Sucker Punch.
Suits - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harvey S., Donna - Complete
Love is a Battlefield reviews
A Collection of Sam/Freddie one-shots. Current: He shrugged, a hand in his pocket. "Nothing – you're just...You're really good with her." Without warning her face flushed at the compliment and she found herself not able to break eye contact with him. -Sam comes over to help Freddie baby-sit.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Beach Day reviews
The rest of the girls her age were either tanning or in the water – and his best friend was of course sitting under her giant white and yellow polka dotted umbrella. Reading. -A&A Drabble.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Into Your Gravity reviews
"Hate you," she offered, lamely, nudging him as she got to her feet."You too,"he whispered. He leaned down towards her. "Always." Something always brings me back to you, it never takes too long...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
To Have An Auggie in Your Life reviews
He's her best friend, her personal cheerleader, one of the very few constants in her chaotic life.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Annie W. - Complete