Rasberry Parfait
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Author has written 20 stories for iCarly, Twilight, High School Musical, Host, Chronicles of Narnia, A Cinderella Story, Scrubs, Avatar: Last Airbender, National Treasure, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Total Drama series, Hannah Montana, and Hunger Games.

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Ohai people. :-.DD

The name's Rasberry Parfait, as you can probably tell. I know I spelled Rasberry (RASPBERRY) wrong, but I don't care. It makes it easier to find myself when I look up my name. The name itself stems from a middle school nickname Raspberry, which I got by saying "I have three sisters. I respond to anything."

"Can we call you Raspberry then?"

"Um...sure?"

"Cool."

11.13.09

So, I usually don't put blog entries up here, and I guess this isn't technically a blog entry. I just wanted everybody to know this.

Today was Friday the Thirteenth and my laptop crashed. I lost everything I've written since January. January, people. It is now November. Nearly a year's worth of writing has been lost.

If you're wondering, it was a lot.

I also fell in the bathroom and bruised my hips, but I can't say that's been the worst part of my day.

The moral of the story? Back your computers up, people. Do it now.

I am going to go die now. -_-

Suicide

Not my style. I'm just sad right now, I'm not actually going to die right-oh gosh...OH GOSH! MEGACRYOMETEORS! OH SNA-

Megacryometeors

So you're walking down the street, minding your own business. You stop and smell a rosebush. It's a nice day, not a cloud in the-

BAM you just got crushed by a giant freaking block of ice falling from the sky.

It's not hail. No. Hail is for yellowbellies. Megacryometeors are hail on anabolic steroids. These things are huge. Almost five-hundred pounds huge. Basically it's an SUV made out of ice just falling on you out of nowhere.

There's no way to predict it. No weather patterns, no nothing, just maybe a whoosing noise before suddenly you're staring at a giant piece of ice in your living room blocking the tv, if you're lucky. They might be slightly more common in Winter or Summer, but overall, you could be killed by a giant popsicle at any moment.

Sweet dreams. :-)

ABOUT ME

My name is a name from The Hunger Games. You can call me Rasberry, Razzy, or Dr. Awesome.

You know how people always complain about how people think everyone in the South has a Southern accent, but they're from the South and they don't? I'm opposite. I'm not from the South-not in the typical sense, in any case-and I still have an accent. It's not too defined, but it's there.

I've been writing fanfic since I was twelve, and I call those first two years of my writing for-lack-of-a-better-word "career" my 'Sue Period. Guess why. Hint/Shameless Self-Promotion: See my story "The M Files."

As previously stated, I have three sisters, and also three brothers and a whopping sixteen nieces and nephews. Family gatherings, man...fun times, fun times. There's also two dogs and a cat. Bella is the nice one, the one who runs up to me if I do angsty monologues and I'm screaming and she's like "Razzy, are you okay, are you okay?" Licking me and stuff. And then Brodie's the one who just stares at me like "What are you doing? Who are you talking to? ...Idiot." And then the cat only talks to me if he wants food.

I'm old enough to be in High School, but I'm young enough to be in High School. Hopefully not for much longer. After high school, community college probably. Ultimate dreams are to be a writer and then travel to schools and talk to kids about reading and writing, and to go to circus school and learn acrobatics.

Aside from writing, I love: Music, fashion, acting, performing, and art. Mostly anything creative. I also enjoy watching sitcoms with my mom.

I am a Christian, and I try not to blatantly preach to people in my writing, but my views will inevitably effect my writing, of course. So...yeah.

I'm kind of known as the "friendly neighborhood psycho" in my crowd, in you will. I went to a new age store the other day and they had all these sweet-looking fantasy-novel knives. I'm going to buy one and just walk around with it hanging on my belt. It's not illegal cause it's not a firearm and it's not concealed. I checked.

If you want to drop me a PM, please do so. I love making new friends!

Fanfiction

I write fanfiction because it's fun. It's good practice for original fiction, which is harder for me. But mostly, I write it because something inside me tells me to-which is not the same as "the voices tell me to."

Everytime I see anything, I want to write about it. Oh, look, a movie in science class. That guy with AIDS and the pregnant chick would make a cute couple. Oh, hey, movie for scripture-study class. I should do a crossover with Twilight. How does a Mormon react to being turned into a vampire? Oh, look, Freecreditreport.com commercial! I love that guy! He should date the girl from the Progressive insurance commercials, the really happy one with the red lipstick. They'd be really cute together. Oh, look, my neighbor is mowing the lawn. I wonder what he's thinking? I should write about that.

Yes. I want to write fanfiction about real life. Which I guess could be considered just original fiction, but the fact that it stems from real-life fanfiction is really...weird.

MY WRITING

First off, most of my writing is original fiction right now, which is why I haven't posted anything in...forever.

I like doing stuff that's about people. I like doing OCs, and OCXCC romance, but not Mary-Sues. I like breaking the stereotype that all OC and OCXCC romances are Mary-Sues.

My favorite genres are angst and humor, with some romance, family and friendship thrown in for good measure. I'm also beginning to foray into the difficult yet exciting genre of adventure. And I'm loving it.

I recently switched over to a laptop because my old computer was...too old. My writing will probably pick up more when I get my old writing onto my new computer.

But anyway:

The M Files will be continued. My Sue Period was just chock full of days where I had nothing better to do than write, and write I did-badly.That being said, it's not my first priority.

The Howling at the Moon Series, I'm not sure. I'm rapidly losing interest and I think it might just be better to have it end with the first installment and let you imagine how Rory's story goes on from there.

Waterworks-Probably the fanfiction that I'm most proud of currently. I am definitely going to finish that story. At some point.

Upcoming Projects: I have a Narnia fanfiction coming up...at...some point, and I have a Twilight-Vampire Diaries (book and tv show canon, respectively) that I'm absolutely psyched for. That's kind of my main priority right now.

MY STUFF I LOVE

In no particular order:

Vampire Diaries, Twilight, Narnia, Harry Potter, Star Trek, Star Wars (but only the original ones with Luke and Han Solo and Chewie.) House, Ouran High School Host Club, Firefly, Heroes, The Office, Mortal Instruments, The Hunger Games, Unwind, Percy Jackson, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Total Drama Series, Spongebob, Invader Zim, Lenore: The Cute Little Dead Girl, Scrubs, A Very Potter Musical.

Outside of fiction, I enjoy art, singing, piano, songwriting, swimming, dancing. I also like fashion, kind of. I myself dress pretty plainly-t-shirt and jeans daily with permanent bedhead and no makeup. People think it's some kind of political statement. I'm like "No, I'm just lazy in the mornings. I'm not getting up earlier so I can be easier on the eyes for someone else."

That said, I really like doing wardrobe collections for fictional characters, I love doing makeup on other people...OH MY GOSH I'M CINNA. Why do all the characters that are me in THG end up like that? Rue and then Cinna...Suzanne Collins hates me. :-.C

Lastly, I love YOU. But only as a friend. Unless your name happens to be Zach Quinto. (Haha...fangirl moment, sorry, won't happen again.)

MY STUFF I HATE

Gossip Girl. I love a lot of the actors on the show but it kills me that so much talent is being wasted on a show whose premise is "A bunch of rich kids in New York City go around acting like assholes, even to their closest friends, yet we are supposed to sympathize with them." I don't care how traumatic your past was, you do not go around acting like Chuck Bass. Don't mind people who like the show, just don't like the show itself.

The fact that I know who Chuck Bass is. I'm so ashamed. No, I'm totally kidding, that's not that bad.

Glee. Glee is even worse than Gossip Girl because it took a genuinely good premise, an incredibly talented cast...and managed to /ruin/ it with crappy writing. The writers can never finish plot threads. They get tossed aside or hand-waved to make room for new plots that also get left behind. Everything the writers say in interviews is BS. I just...no words.

People whining about the movie of the book wasn't accurate. I mean, there are some things that bother me in this venue, but I hate when people nitpick at every little detail, like "Oh my gosh, her skirt was supposed to be BLUE!" or subjective things like "THAT SCENE WASN'T ROMANTIC ENOUGH!!" (coughcoughTWILIGHTcoughcough)

Juicy Couture. I don't hate people who wear it. I don't hate people who make it. I just hate those freaking sweatsuits with the big freaking JUICY label on the back. I do like some of their jewelry though.

And lastly, I hate what they did to Scooby-Doo in those live-action movies. Not the Cartoon Network ones, the ones with Scrappy as the villain and then the sequel. Reasons are: Mystery Inc. would never break up for years over something so petty. Shaggy is not into random leggy blondes who don't wear enough clothes he meets on airplanes. Daphne is not nearly that superficial-a little, but not that much. I hate what they did to Scrappy's character. I don't even like Scrappy, but he was never that much of a jerk. He was just an annoying little runt. Fred is not that perverted or that stupid-he could be a little air-headed, but he wasn't a complete idiot and he wouldn't take credit for Velma's ideas. They had a joint-credit thing going, and they all explained stuff to the police together. It just...ugh. I am a hardcore Scooby-Doo fan, I've been watching that show since I was in DIAPERS and I can handle the reboots, I can handle the movies that make no sense, but those live-action flicks...ugh.

My Pairings I love

Avatar: Ty Luko, Zutara, Jinko, if done well, HakodaXUrsa, SokkaXYue

Harry Potter: NevilleXLuna, LilyXJames, RonXHermione, FrankXAlice, DracoXGinny

Twilight: RenesmeeXSeth, LeahXOC, JasperXAlice, EsmeXCarlisle, RenesmeeXAlec

Total Drama Island/Action: BethXCody, NoahXIzzy, EzekielXKatie. Or Sadie. Gosh, I get them mixed up. I'm talking about the chubby white one. Though EzekielXSkinny tan one would be cute too. So I guess it's a moot point.

Vampire Diaries: StefanXElena, CarolineXDamon, JennaXAlaric, JennaXDamon, LexiXDamon

Percy Jackson: THALIAXLUKE. Oh my gosh, best pairing in the books. Your argument is invalid, I don't think I've been this excited about a pairing in.../ages/.

My Pairings I Hate

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Maiko-"I don't hate you." "I don't hate you either." Omigosh. How romantic. (sarcasm.) Seriously, Zuko's one of the coolest characters on the show. Mai isn't too bad either-not one of my personal favorites, but the knife-throwing thing is perty cool. But I hate them together. Especially now that Zuko isn't emo anymore, at least then it made sense-they both hate life. Now that Zuko's issues are more resolved, I would imagine he would tire of Mai's bad attitude very quickly. Also, I hated how she acted in "The Beach." When Zuko needed help, Ty Lee was the only one who seemed concerned about him. I mean, you expect Azula not to care about Zuko, but Mai is his fricking girlfriend. She should at least act like she gives a frick.

Plus, it's never really clear why they're interested in each other. Kataang, I'm not a huge fan but at least it makes some kind of sense because Aang appreciates Katara's kindness and maternal tendencies, and Katara likes that Aang is unselfish and consistently tries to do the right thing. Sukka/Sokki makes sense because they're both fighters and need someone to bring out their sensitive sides. Heck, I'm not a Zutara shipper, but I do enjoy some fics of that pairing because the water-fire dynamic is interesting. But Maiko comes across to me like this: Mai liked Zuko because he was a boy, older, always around and was the prince of the freaking Fire Nation. Then still craved his attention in later years because his indifference to her as a kid had stung her. (This is subconscious, of course, I'm not suggesting that Mai intentionally went after Zuko solely because she needed an ego boost.) Meanwhile, Zuko was still shaken by what happened at Ba Sing Se and Mai caught him at a time when he was confused. Anyone would have returned her advances. It doesn't hurt that Mai isn't exactly unattractive herself. And I mean that as an intentional understatement, not as a backhanded compliment.

Sukka/Soki: I love Sokka's character. I love Suki's character. I don't mind them hanging out and being friends but I'm not a fan of them as a couple. I really have no idea why that is. I don't hate the pairing like I do Maiko, it just doesn't do much for me. I think because Yue and Sokka's romance was so sweet and ended so poignantly that it felt like Sokka should have taken more time to get over it. Yeah, that's it. If they'd begun a relationship a little later, I think I would have been fine.

Harry Potter

DracoXHermione: Hermione is smarter than Draco. I say that without Draco-hate; he's an interesting character, and I like him, but he is not at the same intellectual level as Hermione. Plus, Draco solves everything with "My daddy's richer than yours." Hermione and Ron go back and forth a lot, and Draco can't do that. He never learned how to verbally spar properly, only child of rich parents with sense of entitlement that he is. It sounds like I'm bagging on Draco, but I'm not. I oppose the ship for his benefit. Hermione would tear him apart.

The Vampire Diaries

KatherineXAnyone >:-.C

My Fantheories

Fantheory 1: Ty Lee is a better match for Zuko than Mai.

Reasons are those that make me dislike Maiko as listed above, as well as the fact that Ty Lee helps Zuko be happy and fun. Mai helps Zuko be angst squared. Also, Zuko is happier now. I mean, he's never been all cheerful and skippy, even as a kid you could see he was more quiet, but he's content now. Mai is still in a consistent bad mood except for the moments right before she kisses Zuko. A relationship cannot survive on kisses alone, and Zuko's going to tire of Mai's attitude eventually. I find this inevitable and only hope they end on a good note.

Fantheory 2: Sylar is (reboot) Spock's great-great-granddaddy.

No, this does not entirely spawn from the Zach Quinto thing. There is much more evidence than that.

First off, we know that a possible future for Sylar is him living peacefully as Gabriel Gray with his son. What was Spock's mom's name? Amanda Greyson. Gray could easily morph into Greyson as time wears on, particularly if the family wants to distance themselves from Gabriel's serial killer days, which could happen.

Also, many of Sylar's issues spawn from his mother and the way she refused to accept him as a normal watchmaker. Therefore, it stands to reason that Sylar, if he's rehabilitated, would try to support his son in all that he does, and this tradition continues down until Amanda tells Spock "You know that no matter what you do, you will always have a proud mother."

Come on. Come on. I realize that it's just as likely that the rehabed Sylar future is not the one that ultimately happens, or that the name doesn't turn into Greyson or even change at all, or that the proud parent tradition ends somewhere, but I don't find any of these strictly more likely than what I outlined. And even if it is, this is fiction. Fiction was made for the unlikely to occur.

Just...COME ON!

Fantheory 3: Teleporters on Star Trek (is that what you call them? The beam-me-up things) were based on Willy Wonka's technology.

In both Willy Wonka movies (and possible the book-it's been awhile since I read it), Mr. Wonka shows off his technology for turning a giant chocolate bar into a smaller chocolate bar across the room. It was implied/said/shown to be something close to television, only instead of transporting pictures and data, he was transporting actual matter.

This was totally the basis for the Star Trek Beam-Me-Up-Scotty transporters. Not that Gene Roddenbery ripped off Roahl Dahl, no. Wonka's technology was perfected and evolved into the transporter, in-universe. The Wonkaverse and Trekverse and one and the same, just at different times. Think about it.

QUOTES

"Well, there you have it, folks. The understatement of the century: AIDS stinks. Oh, and here's another thing I just found out: Hitler...was a dork." -The Nostalgia Critic, during his review of Captain Planet.

"New Jersey is like New York's retarded brother that they kept in the basement." -Frank Iero (no offense to people from New Jersey. I just thought his phrasing was funny. I've never been to New Jersey, I personally have no opinion.)

"You know what the secret to happiness is, Joe?"

"Yeah, smokin' lotsa weed."

"Well, that, and lowered expectations."

-My brother and sister

"I just want to squeeze your little head off and hang it in my rearview mirror." -Paula Abdul (to David Archuleta.)

"Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its residents, and all those who seek a peaceful existence with our underwater ally." -Napoleon Dynamite

"The venn diagram of guys who don't like smart girls, and guys you don't want to date...is a circle." -John Green

"Hello, could you at least knock before you enter my mind?" -Tino from "The Weekenders."

"Are they not allowed out when their grounded?" -Chip Heron from "Mean Girls."

"Psh. Russians and their problems." -Devin

"You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a Sweet Muffin!"-Dodgeball

"Hello, this is Jane with the L.A. Times!"

"...Oh. I'm sorry, but nobody at this residence can read."

-Jane the Saleswoman and I. (She hung up on me after that.)

"There are too many people too angry at a world that isn't the least bit angry at them." -I Hope You Dance (The book, not the song.)

"Children, your performance in the school fundraiser was miserable. Your parents will all be receiving phone calls instructing them to love you less now." -Miss Bitters, Invader Zim

“Popcorn for breakfast! What? It’s a grain. It’s like, like grits, but with higher self-esteem.” –Maximum Ride

"I was making pancakes the other day and I saw a fly. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a flyswatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly-eater." -Demetri Martin

"Normal is getting dressed in the clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car you're still paying for-in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." -Ellen Degeneres

"'Brian, what's the I-before-e rule?'

'Um...I before e...always.'

'No, Brian, no. It's I before e, except after c, and when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll ALWAYS been wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!'

'...That's a hard rule.'"

-Brian Regan

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever, much better than cockroaches. I turn on the lights and a bunch of koala bears scatter, I'm like 'Come back! I want to hold one of you, and feed you a leaf!'"-Mitch Hedburg

"Nothing scares the truly conventional more than the unashamed misfit." -JK Rowling

"Would you call this a good marriage? Cause if it is, I don't get why Gay people want it so bad!" -Max, George Lopez

(In response to House asking what is the right answer)

"I'm sorry?"

"Wrong!"

"I love you."

"...WRONG!"

-Taub, House, Kutner, House again, House, MD

"There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I were you, I would just like, freak out, and then get drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant."

"Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks."

Kelly and Pam, The Office

"Hey, Chad. If got this adorable little girl here who's dying to meet you."

"What does she look like?"

(Disgusted) "She's nine..."

(Chad hangs up.)

-Sonny and Chad, Sonny with a Chance

"...What?"

"Aren't you going to blame that little outburst on PMS like usual?"

"No. Last time I tried that, my sister was like 'You might want to see a doctor about that. Because if you're right about how much you PMS, then apparently you're always PMSing.' And I realized, she was right. So I said 'Yeah, I guess you're right. Maybe that's just my personality then...cool.'"

-Me and...Someone-can't remember who-after I blew up

"Hey, hey Dad? You know who was awesome? George Washington Carver!"

"Oh, yeah, I've heard of him. What did he do again?"

"He invented peanut butter."

"I love him forever. Can you imagine a world without peanut butter?"

"Dad, there's a reason that peanut butter is sticky, and it's to hold the world together."

-My dad and I

Libby: Poor Toph. She has such a crush on him.

Alec: Who?

Libby: Toph! Oh, wait, you meant...oh, Sokka.

Alec: Wait...I thought...she liked Zuko?

Libby: What? No. Some people like to ship them together, but it's not ship-teased like Toph and Sokka.

Alec: Oh. Then why do people ship them?

Me: Better question-why do people ship Hermione and Snape? FANS ARE CRAZY!

-My sister, nephew, and myself

"I won't move in with someone unless I'm engaged to them."

"Oh, have I not proposed to you yet?"

-Pam and Jim, The Office

Me: I love water polo. I seriously love this sport. I want to marry this sport.

Robert: If you're married to Water Polo, then what is it when the other girls get in the water?

Me: We have a polyamorous marriage. We're married, but we have hos on the side.

Matt: Wow. I did not expect that from you.

Me: Yeah, it's kind of a shock to me too...

MY FAVORITE QUOTE

This wasn't in the regular quote because it is my all-time favorite. The first time I heard it, it kept me up that night. I kept repeating in my mind, thinking about it until I finally fell asleep.

Man's greatest fear is not that we are inadequate.

Man's greatest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is the light in us, not the dark, that scares us.

We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?'

But really, who are you not to be?

MY RANTS

Bathroom Rant

You know what confuses me? When you go knock on the bathroom door and someone's like 'nobody's in there.' It's like, why do people keep tabs on exactly who goes into the bathroom and when? And how do they do that whilst going on with their lives? It must be some genetic thing that people are supposed to be born with that I don't have, because seriously, everyone I know does that. Me, I can't keep track of that crap for nothing, I'll be talking to some people and then someone'll be like 'Hey, I'm going to the bathroom,' and I'm like 'Okay,' and they come back five minutes later like 'Hey, guys,' and I'm like 'Hey, where've you been?'

OC Rant

I actually enjoy reading Mary-Sues. They're so...fun. Sporktastic.

But I resent them because of the fact that they have biased people against original characters in general. And I love original characters, and CCXOC pairings. Suck it up and deal. And it really sucks when you're trying to write a story with an OC and people are like "Ugh. I hate you stupid pervy twelve-year-olds, I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up." (I like Napoleon Dynamite. Just so you know.) Do you KNOW how much time I spend Sue-checking characters? Like, I've never been told that personally, but you hear people going "Ugh. I hate OCs, they suck." I'm like "Thanks. Thanks a lot."

Push/Pull Door Rant

At my optomitrist's office, the front door, you push when coming and pull when going. I get it wrong every time. It's funny, I'm walking out and try to push the door open, and it doesn't budge so I crash into it, scream "DAMMIT!" into the silent waiting room and everyone stares. I smile sheepishly and high-tail it out of there.

Narnia Pairings Rant

Enough of Suspian and other boring/perverted pairings. I say it's time for a revolution! If you think nerds are better than princes and that the movieverse Susan ought to end up with the geek, copy and paste this into your profile and spread the word! Susan and the Geek forever!

I just want to note here that I actually don't mind Suspian that much. I mean, it wasn't in the book, but I thought it was an interesting twist. I also thought it was good foreshadowing for when Susan goes all "Lyke, OMG! I am so grown up! Look at me, with my good looks and lipstick and blah blah blah!" later on if they choose to make movies of the rest of the series, for people who haven't read the books and don't already know what's going to happen. What bugs me about it is that now half the Narnia fics are like, "Aslan changes his mind and Susan goes back to Narnia to live with Caspian and they all lived happily ever after, la la la!" Aslan wouldn't change his mind over something like that. He's Aslan. Plus, Susan and Caspian are like, thirteen when all this is happening. And thirteen-year-old relationsips are not exactly known for being long-lasting, no matter how mentally and emotionally mature those thirteen-year-olds are. So even if she stayed, they'd probably break up over something really stupid.

Also, even though the person I got this from didn't like PeterXOC or EdmundXOC fics, I'm actually quite fond of them, at least the well written ones. Which, by the way, are severely lacking.

Wow. I am one long-winded health dessert, aren't I? But anyway, yeah. I tend to like nerds more than princes. And movieverse Susan should totally wind up with the geek. Unless they choose to take her in the bookverse direction and have her fall away from Narnia. Then she doesn't deserve him...Oh, oh oh, I know! Okay. So, what if it's the geeky kid that helps her "come close to Narnia in her own world" and then they die and go to Aslan's cool mountain home place, and then everything's cool! Yeah. I like that.

Whoa, I wonder if they put Ramandu's daughter in the next movie, if they make it. (My understanding is that they are.) Okay, so what if all that stuff with the geeky kid (okay, if I were the geeky kid, I might be getting kinda ticked off right now, even if I did know that I-I mean, Raspberry-meant it as a compliment, or even term of endearment, because geek just isn't an insult for her. I mean, if I were that kid, I'd be ticked off at not having a name. Um...what was his name? I know they put it the movie...or did they? TODD! Let's call him Todd.) Okay, as I was saying, all the stuff with Todd and movieverse Susan happened, and then Ramandu's Daughter and Caspian get married in the movieverse...so then, when Todd and M. Susan die and go to Aslan's country, and then M. Susan sees Caspian again and meets Ramandu's daughter (who would probably be equally ticked off now. Why doesn't she have a name? Let's call her Ashley. No, wait that doesn't sound Narnian. Um...whatever, never mind. Her name is Ashley. End of story. I wonder what her name really is, though? I mean, her name couldn't have been just "Ramandu's Daughter." I mean, can you imagine? Like Caspian proposing: "Ramandu's Daughter, will you marry me?" "No." Sings "You Don't Know My Name" by Alicia Keyes.

Is joined by Todd.

And then they became a traveling musical act. Like The Ting-Tings.)

Anyway, so yeah, Susan sees Caspian and Ashley (who has a name now, as does Todd, so they do NOT become a travelling musical act like The Ting-Tings) and-

Oh. Right. All I was gonna say on that was, wow. To quote Joe Jonas for a second (Quick question, how much a ditzy valley girl do I sound like right now? No, never mind. More like one of those Hollister-obsessed East Coast rich kids. Not that there's anything wrong with wearing Hollister, unless you're me, who hates Hollister. But if you aren't me, then it's fine. And not like there's anything wrong with the East Coast, either. Or being rich. I'm talking about the stereotype of all those put together, who watches the O.C. a lot and then they think California is really like that, so they start wearing Hollister for no reason other than it's supposedly "Californian" and then they put up fifteen million Myspace pictures of themself doing the Miley Cyrus face. Pout lips like a fish, peace sign close to mouth. You know what I mean.

But you know, that's just a stereotype. No sarcasm intended.

I'm serious. In bold.)

But anyway, to quote Joe Jonas for a second, "Awk-ward..."

Um...

Can things be awkward in Aslan's country?

Whatever. Rant Over.

In bold.

Recurring Dreams

I have a few recurring dreams. The oldest one is being interuppted in the bathroom. So, yeah.

The second oldest one involves me having to team up and save the people from my church, with the help of the Janitor. Who looks like Neil Flynn. Who plays the Janitor on Scrubs.

My church does not have a janitor.

And the most recent is this damsel in distress scenario in which Josef Mengele, the psycho doctor at Auschwitz, has me strapped to an examination table and is about to cut me open, when Dr. Carlisle Cullen comes out of nowhere and saves me.

Yeah. I don't know either.

NERDFIGHTERS

"What's a nerdfighter? Nerdfighters are like regular people, except instead of being composed of various tissues and organs, they're made out of awesome. Nerdfighters do things like embroider pillows and hang out in My Pants."

-John Green

"Saying, 'Hey, I noticed you're a nerd' is like saying 'Hey, I noticed that you'd rather be intelligent than stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than vapid, that you realize that there are more important things in life than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan, why is that?"

-John Green

Brotherhood 2.0 started out as a project two brothers, Hank and John Green, came up with when they realized that they communicated almost entirely through text. They agreed to communicate only through videos (except when they visited each other, in which case, they would you know...talk) for an entire year, doing one video a day, taking turns-John, Hank, John, Hank, etc. No videos on weekends or holidays.

This project developed a following of people who are called Nerdfighters. Nerdfighters fight against the mindless need for hipness and popularity, and for nerds everywhere. Every nerdfighter is a certain kind of nerdfighter. I am predominantly a performing arts Nerdfighter, but there are all different kinds of nerdfighters-Harry Potter nerdfighters, sarcastic nerdfighters, and probably some taxidermy nerdfighters out there somewhere.

If you think that being a nerd is cooler than being cool, then you'll love it.

Nerdfighter.ning.com

Hank Green is a site developer (I think) and runs the website Ecogeek.com. John Green is the author of Looking for Alaska, An Abundance of Katherines, and Paper Towns.

DAVID ARCHULETTA

Should have won.

Seriously.

The Princess and the Frog

A couple days ago, I think on December 29th, my mom randomly asked me what movie I wanted to see. I went online and noticed The Princess and the Frog was playing, so I decided to see it, hoping it would restore my faith in Disney.

It did. I bet Walt was looking down from Heaven and smiling, going "Thanks for not screwing it up for once!"

I loved the animation, the story, the character, Naveen and Tiana's relationship actually made sense, it wasn't just superficial, you could see how they'd balance each other out. It was awesome.

It's officially my favorite movie of all time.

Yeah. I just thought you should know that.

EDIT: CHANGED MY MIND Princess and the Frog is good but Tangled is better.

MUSIC

If it didn't exist, then I wouldn't, either.

Music has saved my life countless times, and in more ways than one.

When I grow up, I want to make music for a living. I might do some writing on the side, but I can't see myself not being a musician for a living.

Some have said that love is the closest thing to magic. Maybe it's because I've never really been in love, but I disagree. Maybe love is very close to magic, but we have music. Music is magic. It can do amazing things. It is an entire other language that everyone understand; it can communicate more efficiently than anything. Words themselves carry more weight put to a tune.

Words...lyrics. Lyrics, put to music, as I said, communicate better than anything. No one can explain why, but they do. The words stick in your head more effiently when put to a tune. They stick with you. They can haunt you. They can bring you to self-realizations that you can't have had any other way.

But most importantly, there are songs about everything and anything. And a lot of it is so vague that you can interpret it any way you want.

And sometimes, when you hear a song that says everything you want to say to yourself-when you hear a song that describes exactly how you happen to be feeling at that particular moment,

It can make you feel like maybe you aren't quite so alone after all.

WHAT I JUST SAID

See? I can be serious sometimes.

JACK'S MANNEQUIN

You know how Stephenie Meyer's always talking about how she loves Muse, it's her favorite band and how it always inspires her?

Jack's Mannequin is like that for me.

RENT-A-KID

Rent-a-Kid is the best straight-to-video movie ever. In case you haven't heard, its about three orphans who get rented out to a rich single couple living in an upscale apartment by the orphange manager's father. It's cute without being so sugary sweet that your dentist would be thrilled, it's clean without being juvenile, and it's funny without being...not funny.

My favorite character? Brandon. Duh.

"I think I saw Larry on America's Most Wanted. Maybe we should call the Police...?"-Brandon (about the doorman)

THE JONAS BROTHERS

So, I guess I'm kind of an artsy-type. I like writing and music and doing anything creative, and I absolutely despise math and everything associated with it.

And apparently, artsy-types aren't supposed to like The Jonas Brothers, because they're too 'mainstream' we're supposed to be all 'enlightened' about the dangers of corporate America and whatnot. But I never actually asked to be called artsy, I just kind of got labelled the Indie Art freak in Middle School. So whatever.

I dig the Jonas Brothers. Their music is fun, and catchy, and it always cheers me up. YOU HEAR ME, FANFICTION? I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!

EDMUND PEVENSIE

Edmund Pevensie is, in my opinion, the coolest fictional character in the history of literature.

What, you don't know who he is? Chronicles of Narnia! (to be said in the voice of Jon Heder) GOSH!

But anyway, Edmund just is the coolest. He's witty and charming and intelligent, but also dorky and funny at the same time. More importantly, he's funny without being "comic relief-" you know when to take him seriously.

Oh, and for the record, Skandar Keynes is really good-looking. That much can't be denied. But Edmund was my favorite Narnia character even before the movies.

So there.

MARY-SUES

I've done a lot of research on the enigma that is Mary-Sues and self-inserts.

"I have heard time and again that self-insertion is the scourge of fan fiction and that any tale containing traces of it must be bad by definition. I used to believe that, too - for almost half a year.

The thing is that if this were true, virtually all fiction would be condemned from the start. All characters that we write are animated by putting little pieces of ourselves into them. There is no other way to make a character come alive. If we do not invest a little bit of ourselves into them, they will at best be forgettable cardboard comparses. The trick is to use different pieces in differing mixtures, so as to prevent all characters from becoming carbon copies of ourselves.

It's easier with fan fiction, since the characters are defined in their behaviour and relationships already. With new characters it can be a little more tricky to make them unique, because there is no model to guide us. This leads to a common prejudice, namely that any new character introduced in a fanfic must automatically be a self-insertion of the author.

Freud believed that all literature was in its basis self-insertion and all plots were wish-fulfillment. The only difference, according to him, lies in how well the author can mask it and gloss it over with redeeming social values. As a very broad generalization that may not be incorrect.

If all characters are in some small way self-insertions, then what we commonly call self-insertion is only the extreme end of something normal and usually positive in writing. It is not different from "good" writing by nature, but rather by degree. So why does blatant self-insertion get such negative reactions?

The answer is 'Mary-Sue-ism.'"

http://www.bast-enterprises.de/ranma/MarySue.html

It's the best essay I've read so far.

Not all CCXOC fics are Mary-Sues. A lot of them are, but I've found that it's unfair to say all of them are.

Also, in the immortal words of Jhonen Vasquez (creator of Invader Zim, among other things) "I could write about a tranvestite circus midget, and that midget would be every bit me, because he comes from MY mind."

Any original characters will resemble the writer, in some way. And the reason for that is also the reason for fanfiction itself, and why it's fun to write.

It's fun to take characters and add your own touches.

But as for myself, I promise I won't be like "Jessica Rose was beautiful, she was tall and curvy and blond and had beautiful eyes that changed color with her mood, and she was good at everything and was very sweet and kind and everyone loved her."You don't know how painful that was for me to write. I do spend a lot of time making my characters likeable (if they're supposed to be that way) without being unrealistic. So if you feel I'm not doing well on that account, please let me know in a polite and civilized manner or else I will have to wonder why some savage animal from the Jurassic period is alive, let alone using a computer.

REVIEWS AND FLAMES

I remember the first time someone reviewed on of my stories. I ran and told my parents and happy-danced the day away. I still do that sometimes, but the difference is that now I do it in the privacy of my bedroom, because my parents already think I'm a freak. Don't need to confirm it.

I adore reviews. I'm not going to say that I think you should review everything of mine that you read-because I don't review everything I read. I am a terrible person.

All I'm saying is that, I like reviews and if you wanted to let me know what you think of my writing, I will love you forever. (But, you know, only as a friend.)

Right now, I don't care if someone flames me. In fact, please, if you don't like one of my stories, please, let it out. Flex those flame fingers. I want to be burned at the stake, like Abinadi in the Book of Mormon. Why? I've never gotten flamed before...I'm wondering whether or not it'll hurt my feelings. Obviously, don't just lie and say you hate something just because of that, but if you DO find one of my pieces nauseating, then please don't not-review just to spare my feelings. I'm a big girl, I can handle it.

I think. But that was the whole point of that.

THE END

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
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Total Drama Interactions by JoeMerl reviews
A collection of short stories about the "Total Drama" characters, engaging in friendships, romances, rivalries, and other relationships. Current Interaction: Zoey has lunch with Dawn after her TDROIT elimination.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,098 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/1/2009 - [Jo, Brick] Dawn, Zoey
Road Trip to Forks by PaintedinAllColors reviews
All our favorite and some of the most hated Vampire Diaries characters. One R.V. The Cullens. Add a few werewolves, one pint of vervain, thousands of gallons of O- blood, Klaus, and the Volturi. One recipe for a very weird, maybe even funny fanfic.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,461 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011
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I knew protocol. And I knew it did not include eavesdropping on the monarchs of Narnia. But it wasn't necessarily eavesdropping if the monarchs did not heed who stood around them when conversing. New chapter up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
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Renesmee has grown into the full-body of a 19 year old girl and people have definitely noticed. Two people in particular. Now that she understands love and seems to be half-way immune to imprinting, she’s caught in a love triangle. ON TEMP HIATUS. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,662 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr Pepper by PippinStrange reviews
An unconventional self-insert. During an average trip to the library, I, Pippin, fall into Narnia at the beginning of Prince Caspian. Unfortunately I can't remember the plot, and undiagnosed ADHD makes me both a burden and comedic relief for the Pevensies. Not a Mary Sue, but still wreaking havoc. Third place winner for New Best Narnia fic of 2008!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,027 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
When Goodbyes Lose Their Meaning by ShilohPR reviews
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Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,506 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Peter Pevensie
The Coward and the Crybaby by EstellaB reviews
After all, they were the most unlikely pair of heroes.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Carryin' da Prophet by NewsiesSpot88 reviews
What happens when the Brooklyn Bridge erupts into a tumultous black hole and seven newsies are transported into a strange world where hogs have terrible acne, wizards are self absorbed, and carnivorous sombreros talk?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008
Job interview? I'd rather hunt for treasure! by allstoriesintheend reviews
When Lorna has an interview with Abigail Chase, she never expected to overhear a plot to steal the Declaration of Independence, or to hunt for a legendary treasure, or to get dragged along for the ride. How much will change? More than you think... BEN/OC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,008 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ben G. - Complete
Fumbling Towards Ecstasy by Binx12 reviews
Everyone falls. Peter just doesn't do it gracefully. Peter/OC -Sequel on the way!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,327 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
To Be Free by Lady Jill Pole reviews
Aravis receives a message from Lasaraleen that causes her to embark on a journey to Calormen with Cor and Corin. Together, they must find a way to save a girl from her impending marriage to a cruel Tarkaan. Rated T just for safety.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,853 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Aravis
To Torture Another: Jane Volturi's Diary by VeggieVamp reviews
The average life of Jane as she records her life with the Volturi. With surprising twists in plot - wait. What plot? Demetri and mice? Felix and Alec are a couple? Marcus is seeing a therapist? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Jane
His Unseen Effort by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Doug Murphy doesn't like to be noticed, or at least he thought he didn't...
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Doug M. - Complete
Beginnings by cactus452 reviews
What happens when Alice and Jasper join the Cullen's. Told from Carlisle's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,290 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Carlisle, Alice - Complete
Highly Illogical by Coquettish reviews
Georgie Eiffel never knew in her life she was allergic to werewolves. Until the day she started fancying one. - Reviews are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Remus L., OC
Something Like Treasure by marinawings reviews
When Ben and Riley set out to find Revolutionary War gold, they become involved in much more than they bargained for. With Abigail and redheaded newcomer Rachel in tow, they find more than just gold. This includes danger and romance. RileyOC, BenAbi.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Riley P., Ben G.
Keeping Them in Power by yesimahuman reviews
Some of the things that the Gods represented died over time, but most of them survived. This is what keeps the Gods in power.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hephaestus, Apollo - Complete
A Cullen Moment by Wolf Babies reviews
This is a collection of completely random moments in time during the everlasting lives of the Cullen family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 102 - Words: 84,587 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Third Wife, Joshua U. - Complete
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
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Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
This Girl by hergoldeneyes reviews
This girl; her name is Luna. And this boy; his name is Neville. She sits in front of him on the Hogwarts Express. So there's this girl, and he thinks he's in love with her. Too bad he knows he won't ever have the courage to tell her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Legend Of George, The Toaster by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
The toaster starts talking to Bella... What will Edward think? This story takes place right after Eclipse. I do not own Twilight, Twilight's characters, or any quotes that I may use from the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
His Love by theywillneverknow reviews
Introspective drabble about James' love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Negotiations by ekp95m reviews
Prince Caspian Movie-Verse::King Edmund meets with King Miraz to discuss the one-on-one battle with Peter. Miraz's desicion and the conditions for battle take Edmund off-guard and things go down hill from there. Rated T, just to be safe. No Slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,002 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Test by schweinsty reviews
Two times Pavel Chekov got drunk, and one time his friends helped him out. Gen, with appearances by Kirk and Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2009 - P. Chekov
Not Blue Eyes by Revengent reviews
Huddy. "That man is always around. Mom calls him House." Rachel sees how House and Cuddy interact as she grows up. A Huddy plus kid Rachel fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
How To Kill A Narnian Mary Sue by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
SQUEEEE! That's the sound of Marianna Susanna, enemy of all things Canonical and Mary Sue Extraordinaire. She's still trying to get into Narnia--and the result, my friends, is a Suebashing to end all Sues. Ha. You wish.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/20/2007
Semantics by BasementOfTheMansion reviews
Even as a Team Go heroine, Shego knows there are certain aspects of the hero/villain dynamic that must be respected. Pre-series, but related to "Go Team Go."
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Shego, Team Go - Complete
Ways to annoy the characters in Inheritance by Vita-de-Incendia reviews
UPDATED I decided to write this story one night. I was a LITTLE hyper, so beware XD This is the step by step process to give everybody gray hairs and eventually have Arya murder you... yeah. -WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME-
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Madam President, Mister President by thisobsessioniscontagious reviews
Courtney is curious to know how the nerdy, cynical bookworm ended up class president. I mean seriously... who would vote for the guy?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Courtney, Noah - Complete
Wish I Was A Punk Rocker by FinalFantasyHearts-Rinsaito reviews
Twilight/Heroes/Alex rider/ Wicked Lovely/ Artemis Fowl/ Kingdom Hearts/ Final Fantasy/ Mortal Instruments/ Harry potter/ Tithe- cross-over.Parody. What would each of the characters say if you asked them what their dream job would be?
Crossover - Twilight & Heroes - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
Without Love by Steggy Likes Juice Boxes reviews
Hairspray fic! The Corny Collins show is officially integrated! And everyone is celebrating with their loved ones. Except one person. CornyMaybelle
Hairspray - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 8/6/2007
Guidance by Butterfly Bandage reviews
Kutner gets relationship advice from the most unlikely source of all. Kudley oneshot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - L. Kutner, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Food Fights by KellmettRocksThatHat reviews
Bella looses her cool at Emmett at lunchtime!The result a massive Food Fight!Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Healing by ginevra85 reviews
Missing moments from Prince Caspian between Lucy and Edmund. We all need a loved one to heal...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,922 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Together, Now and Forever by Narnian Nights reviews
Edmund Pevensie was always a strange sort. We had been friends so many years before... before he started school. Then everything changed. He changed.' The Last Battle based! One-shot!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Rumors by AllieLongbottom reviews
Set while the D.A. meetings were still happening. Cute Neville/Luna stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Beautiful When the Training Wheels Come Off by ryoko11 reviews
Justin and Beth's private thoughts about who the other is... and who the other could be. Set after episode 4 of Total Drama Action, contains some SPOILERS for those four episodes. Justin/Beth
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Justin, Beth - Complete
I Totally Hate Those Annoying Cliffhangers by I Speak Sarcasm reviews
Told from Corny's point of view, oneshot Corny/Maybelle
Hairspray - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
Always By Your Side by LucyCrewe11 reviews
He always liked her older sister, Susan but it was Lucy who finally took some notice of him. She befriended him when no one else would but is it more than just friendship? and what happens when they get thrown into Narnia together? Nerdy boy/Lucy
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,606 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Rip Tide by 3VAD127 reviews
Katara/Sokka sibling, no incest. Before they found Aang, all they had was each other; and like water, there were always two sides to the coin. “The siblings hadn’t flown before; nobody had. But after they met Aang, that pretty much went out the window.”
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Katara, Sokka - Complete
Quartet by FloatingBubbles reviews
In parallel universes, four siblings deal with the same situation in very different ways. A collection of character studies, of sorts. The OC is a plot device, not a Mary Sue. Susan, Lucy, Peter and Edmund; in that order.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Something by mari.92.11.3 reviews
Cor and Aravis debate the meaning of chivalry.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Aravis, Shasta/Cor - Complete
Ten Things You Never Knew Hogwarts Students by Meredith Trainor reviews
Ten things you never knew you never knew! Our favorite Hogwarts kids are thrown out of the closet and onto the screen! Featuring Hermione, Harry, Ron, Draco, Cho, Ginny, Luna, and Neville!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Luna L., Neville L.
Dueling Banjos by Cat of Kilkenny reviews
After Breaking Dawn, Leah learns that sometimes the least welcome conversations are the ones we need the most. Leah/Jasper friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
The Prisoner by Vega Black62 reviews
A Death Eater meets a surprising person while under interrogation
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Meeting the Family by Valiant Flower reviews
No romance. Jill is being introduced to the Pevensie family. Eustace isn't helping matters at all.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
Torn to be Healed by girl from the lake cottage reviews
A look at Aravis as she reflects on who she has become...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Aravis - Complete
Lucy's First Date by DarkPhoenix101 reviews
Lucy is going out on her first date and Edmund is far from happy about it. Will Lucy abandon Narnia like her sister Susan?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Confrontation of Susan by Star Fata reviews
Susan's forgotten Narnia. Drabbles detailing the confrontations that result. WARNING, could be taken as Susan bashing, though that wasn't my intention.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Vae Victis by V.M. Bell reviews
When Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy are sentenced to terms in Azkaban, the latter desperately takes it upon herself to place her son in the care of her long estranged sister, Andromeda Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,765 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Draco M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Leah vs Jasper: Chess Edition by WingsRider reviews
Sequel to Leah Vs. Jasper and Leah's Revenge. After being snowed in, Leah and Jasper play chess. Who wins? I own nothing! Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Let It Snow by doodleswriter357 reviews
It's Ryan and Kelsi's first Christmas in New York. Will Kelsi stay homesick, or will Ryan find a way to make her feel better? A short, random Ryelsi Christmas one-shot! Merry Christmas!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N. - Complete
The White Armor Ball by elecktrum reviews
On Christmas Eve valor is tested, gifts are given, and an ancient Narnian tradition is renewed.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Sibling Bonding by Ramenette reviews
There certainly as a reason Edmund preferred Susan's company over Lucy's... Pevensie-Sibling fluff
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Warmth of Winter by ronniekins77 reviews
Edmund battles with the past.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Twas the Night Before Christmas by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
On a dark Christmas Eve after the events of LWW, Lucy and Edmund both find themselves awake, though for different reasons. Lucy is waiting for Father Christmas, and Edmund...Edmund is haunted by ghosts of the past. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
To Care by LizzehBoo reviews
A brief interlude between Kutner and Chase.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - L. Kutner, R. Chase - Complete
Random Objects by singingturrets reviews
A series of 15 oneshots all involving Gwen and Kevin...and random inanimate objects. None will have anything to do with another. It's just random enjoyment. GxK Please read and review!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Kevin, Gwen T. - Complete
The Girl of Ba Sing Se by Aicosu reviews
Prince Zuko's mind won't let him forget that feeling of judgeless love and he longs to have it again, whatever the cost.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,051 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Zuko, Jin
The Best Proof of Humanity by KrisEleven reviews
Jeb's out of the safety of the caves with a group of his survivors when they hear the voices. Their first meeting with Ian and Kyle leaves no question that the boys are human... but the O'Shea brothers never could do anything in the traditional way.
Host - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ian O., Kyle O. - Complete
The Secrets We Keep by doodleswriter357 reviews
A look inside each of the Wildcats, as we discover their deepest and sometimes most embarrassing secrets. Countdown to the movie! Currently: Ryan Evans second time around. Couples: Troyella Chaylor Zekepay Ryelsi Jartha.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,244 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N.
Of Mothers, Marshwiggles, and Burnt Cookies by King Caspian the Seafarer reviews
When both the Pevensies and Jill Pole are invited to the Scrubb's place for dinner, curious conversations and somewhat humorous events are the result. Jill and Eustace friendship fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
My Not Expected Welcome by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
JD tried not to let out a surprised little gasp as the bell above the entrance jingled to life, revealing the brunet’s one and only mentor. What was Dr. Cox doing here? Shouldn’t he be at home with Jordan and Jack?
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Leah vs Jasper by WingsRider reviews
I believe the title says it all. I own nothing! Rated T because I said so!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Revenge and Truffles by JDPhoenix reviews
Kelsi stays late at Lava Springs waiting for her ride and runs into someone unexpected.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Simple Things, Simple Lines, Simple Words by Jaeh reviews
That single sentence sparked it off. Ben and Riley FRIENDSHIP ANGST. One shot. R&R please!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
It Rains by eumonigy reviews
You know what they say about Seattle.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sam P. - Complete
Uses for a Dog by Tuz Farkinca reviews
Jasper discovers the advantages of having a shopping partner with forty-four chromosomes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Jasper, Jacob - Complete
The Weakness Of 3 by Narnian Nights reviews
One night when their parents aren't home, Edmund finds his siblings true weakness's in England, and finds it quit amusing. One-shot! NO SLASH! NOR INCEST! Slightly Based On A True Story!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Disadvantages of Sleeping with a Werewolf by sunshinenorcas reviews
Bella discovers that sharing a bed with a werewolf is not the easiest thing in the world. Its not dirty, really
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Shades by the shadow proves the sunshine reviews
Eustace can turn seven different shades of red, and Jill knows every one of them. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb - Complete
The Product of a Fever by Ultra-Geek reviews
Edmund is bruised and amused, Peter is sick and guilty, and everyone else just tries to stay out of their way. Shortish story drabble.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Unknown At Home by missmissa85 reviews
What strange things lurk in the basement of Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.? Indy, Marion and Mutt find out with some difficulty.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The Things We Don't Talk About by karebear reviews
Anakin/Ahsoka bonding. Clone Wars missing moments.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Wolves And Puppies Aren't So Different by whitnibble reviews
Jacob and Leah discuss the pros and cons of getting Seth a puppy. Jacob/Leah, post-BD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Green! by Scarlett Redd reviews
Seth/Leah...toddler style. Just a pre-Twilight oneshot. Haha, I couldn't really help it, it seemed too adorable in my head... Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Why You Should Never Trust Emmett With Paint by kellykiley02 reviews
Why would anyone ever trust Emmett with paint? Who knows? But Alice and Jacob did and that didn't help with seeing the future. Please R&R! Jacob POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Alice, Jacob - Complete
Thawed by The Sushi Monster reviews
Tea and coffee, an announcement, and a deal. Her heart isn’t as cold as she makes it out to be. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Leah, Seth - Complete
The Throne of Narnia by Ultra-Geek reviews
In which resides the record of a nearly successful pirate take over of Cair Paravel, Peter’s first undercover rescue mission, and Edmund’s brief stint as the High King of Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Thin Line Between Love and Hate by bloomabilityx reviews
In which Jacob lists 10 things he can't stand about Leah Clearwater. Jacob/Leah. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
On the Way to Transfiguration by books4evah reviews
Sirius gave a low whistle. "Did you know there was a mini-Lily Evans in Hogwarts? I certainly didn't." Peter snorted. "Yeah, well this means that James'll be pining over another girl." This is the story of that mini-Lily Evans. AliceFrank and LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Peaches by AndImTheQueenOfSheba reviews
If he showed up at the beach with peach guts all over his hands, people would assume they were brains. Jake didn't want to go to prison, that would be very bad for his career. Plus, he was about 99 percent sure Miley would never visit him. Jiley Onehsot
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Jake R., Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
With a Spade in my Hands by metro.max reviews
Leah buried so many people that year. SPOILERS FOR BREAKING DAWN
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Leah - Complete
Got Milk? by libertinium reviews
Bree's story. -Changed to a oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Riley - Complete
The Real Reason by Vampiresforlife reviews
AU. A different first meeting. What if Edward wasn't driven wild by Bella's blood, but by the scent of her strawberry shampoo? Join Edward on his desperate quest for some strawberries. Pointless, funnny, and just for fun. EdwardxStrawberries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward
Chasing Nightmares by whitereflections12 reviews
POST BREAKING DAWN! As promised, Jasper and Renesmee fluff! Because he never gets enough time, especially not with his niece. If there's one thing Jasper's perfect for, it's chasing away nightmares...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Nothing to Lose by BabelFish42 reviews
Little brothers. You can't live with them, and you can't live without them. What happens when Leah and Seth are home alone the day after the climactic battle in Eclipse? One-shot told from Leah's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Leah, Seth - Complete
Better With Two by bexxy reviews
The Cullens take a hunting trip for the day, while Jasper stays behind. Bella, bored on a Saturday while waiting for Edward to return, finds a close friend in Jasper Hale. Jasper/Bella friendship, Edward/Bella One shot, complete
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Happy Endings by whitnibble reviews
Claire wants Leah to tell her a bedtime story. Leah wishes she had a happier story to tell. Jacob/Leah
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Leah, Claire
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Reflected by Ninja C reviews
Melanie hates the choice Jamie made for Wanda's new body. A little reflecting - hence title - on Wanda between her and a distraught Ian. Oneshot.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Ian O. - Complete
Third Wheel by DramaticStarlet reviews
She was third wheel even to Jake and Nessie. Or so she thought. JacobLeah.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
What a Kiss Can Heal by fragmentalis reviews
Luna Lovegood is once again without shoes, prompting Neville to lend her his. One-shot, set during OotP. Neville x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Rabbit by 7Knight-Wolf reviews
In the beginning of Silver Chair, Eustace reminds Jill of the good things he's done this term, including something about a rabbit. This oneshot story is about that particular rabbit incident.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Eustace Scrubb, Jill Pole - Complete
Thoughts by The Little Author that Could reviews
Jill & Eustace minifics. Each is based off a thought I had about them I embellished on, or a question I answered myself.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Jill Pole, Eustace Scrubb
A Desert Bloom by Grignard reviews
Awake in the middle of the night, Aravis finds comfort with a midnight companion.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Aravis - Complete
Just Try by Shekiah Rosay reviews
One afternoon of many during the middle-section of New Moon, Bella is at Jacob's. Leah Clearwater comes to visit and they have a girl-to-girl talk about heartbroken-ness and what it takes to move on. Pre-BD Leah, so maybe a little too nice, haha.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Leah - Complete
These Words by LINAxx reviews
With no one to turn to, she turns to her words. They hold no judgement, no sympathy, only release, as she forms feelings into letters and letters into phrases. She's passionate about writing, and he's passionate about her.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,509 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Standing on a Love Cloud by numbertwopensyl reviews
Luna's confrontation between two fellow Ravenclaws with her feelings about Neville incedently reaches him while he hides from them behind a pillar. How will the boy react? Sucky summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Career Advice by BabelFish42 reviews
What vegetarian vampire in his right mind would want to work in a hospital? Bella's not the only one who's ever had some questions for Carlisle...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Rachel, Carlisle - Complete
Sunshine and Cinnamon by daughter-of-the-true-king reviews
Darling Aravis: I've gotten into a bit of trouble...my esteemed husband is dead, and everybody who is anybody is saying I did it--or planned it...I should arrive within a few days of this letter...affectionately, Lasaraleen Tarkheena
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Lasaraleen, Corin
When Angels Cry by ohxmyxria reviews
A closer look into the underestimated relationship between Angela Weber and Ben Cheney. Just because they don't star in the Twilight series, it does not by any means mean their love is weaker or any simpler. All relationships have bumps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Angela - Complete
Good Girls and Golden Gowns by EstellaB reviews
In Narnia, Lucy never needed to be wanted. In England, she wondered. Bookverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Lucy Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Quietude by Your Worshipfulness reviews
It didn't seem possible that such a magical, unlikely romance could happen to a guy like Henry. If he had any friends, they wouldn't have believed him-HE almost didn't believe him. But he was pretty sure it was true. Henry/Molly. OneShot. Mr. Magorium.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Of Peanut Butter & Jelly by BBananular reviews
Claire's got herself a boyfriend and Quil is determined to prove that he's all wrong for her, but six-year-old Claire isn't going to make it easy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Meaning of Flowers by HazyCrazy reviews
...won’t Professor Sprout get suspicious if we’re the only two talking about honeysuckle being associated with young fated lovers?" NevilleOC, set in 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Neville L., OC - Complete
What Would REALLY Happen If Girl Slapped Murtagh by not magical me reviews
Have you ever noticed that Murtagh always seems to get slapped by the many daughters of Galbatorix, and then actually lets them GET AWAY WITH IT? My take on what would really happen if a Sue smacked him.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Boxers, Razors, and a Pair of Tweezers by books4evah reviews
A room that smells of vinegar... A friend who stabs people with cups... An adventure with a pet grindylow named 'Grindy'... A severe loss of manliness... A romance... All the symptoms of an escapade in the boys' dormitories. A Lily/James fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,736 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Neville's First Kiss by Eowyn Rain reviews
*Drabble* The humorous tale of Neville's first kiss. Extreme Fluff, you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Their Night Out by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Now that mentor and protege are closer at work, JD decides it'd be nice if they were closer outside of work too. SEQUEL to "His Silent Treatment."
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
His Will to Whistle by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Perry watched in a strange combination of admiration and jealousy. Why couldn’t he whistle? It looked so simple. Just a pucker of the lips and some air. It shouldn’t have been hard. One-shot
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
His Silent Treatment by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
Dr. Cox thinks that a silent treatment from JD is like an all expense paid vacation. ...Or does he?
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Stormy Hearts by LittleFairyAV reviews
After 'Eclipse', Jacob has just lost his first love to a vampire. Meanwhile, Angela Weber's boyfriend betrays her. What will happen when their paths cross? Can two broken hearts make each other whole?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,833 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Angela, Jacob
Tempest Rising by Princeps Invidia reviews
Only when a mild demeanor is paired with a hot temper does Valentine’s Day become an impending disaster. Angela and Paul’s antagonism for each other increases through a war of letters, but how can either resist the call of fate? Angela x Paul. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Angela, Paul - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Hallelujah by DisorderlyandPunk reviews
She was certain of two things at that point. Either her heart had been hammering so heavily it had jumped out of her chest, or it had stopped beating entirely for she could barely breathe when she noticed Frank’s chestnut colored eyes staring down at her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Frank L., Alice L. - Complete
Something Odd by Moonprincess92 reviews
All Neville wanted to do was teach his class. Unfortunately, the students had other things in mind and now two girls are asking how he's going to propose to his girlfriend … :Oneshot NevilleLuna postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
His Love by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Love is like a butterfly that doesn’t want to be held down. Loving him is even more so. Sequel to ‘His Mind’.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
His Mind by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
I have learnt that the best thing that I can do when dealing with him is keep my mouth shut. Sequel to ‘His Secret’.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Looks and Permission by Ultra-Geek reviews
Aang likes Katara. That much is painfully obvious. But in order to date her, tradition says that he must get permission from her family….Sokka, here he comes!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
The Lack of Sleep by youcantseeus reviews
Insomnia can lead to some deep conversations. Edmund and Eustace discuss good, evil, guilt, human motivation, God, religion, nature, science and much more. Set a little after The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Eustace Scrubb, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
First Kisses by Tuna Salad Sonnet reviews
Caitlin meets up with Jude on her walk home, and they end up talking about thier first kisses. [Post Khaki Girl, Oneshot] [CaitlinJude, mentions of JudeStar]
6teen - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
Mary Sue Files by irohsteashoppegirls reviews
A collection of anti Mary Sue themed drabbles.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
That Time of the Month by Ultra-Geek reviews
When that Time of the month rolls around, Sokka takes in onto himself to educate poor naive Aang in the ways of women.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sokka, Aang - Complete
The Canon Keepers by JealousOfTheMoon reviews
An inside look at the greatest enemy the MarySue industry has ever known: The Canon Keepers! For all SueWannabes, this will open your eyes as to what all MarySues are up against and cause you to question your choice in careers. NOW DESCRIPTIFIED.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
His Secret by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
If there was any one thing you should know about my best friend it was that he liked to keep secrets. Big secrets. The sequel, 'His Mind', is now truly and finally up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Outside Help by mnemosyne23 reviews
Gabby gets some help dealing with school bullies. Redheaded, Weasley help, of the double trouble variety. Sequel to Alia's Letter by Letter. Hints of CharlieGabby, but nothing squicky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Gabrielle D., George W. - Complete
Valentine by mnemosyne23 reviews
VERY unoffical sequel to Mon Mari, Mon Epouse. Gabrielle's making a Valentine for her sweetheart, and Fleur's dying to know who it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Skepticism in Grey by Lainiekins reviews
What if Narcissa disappeared at the end of Draco’s fifth year? With Lucius in Azkaban, who is the nearest family relative for Draco to stay with for the summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Draco M., N. Tonks
Weird by Sierra Sitruc reviews
You're so weird." Luna couldn't help but feel flattered. And as we all know how flattery is, you always want more. NevilleLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Roses and Moonlight by ceridwen-amyed reviews
"She wanted to be given roses dripping with moonlight. To be told that she was indescribable, irresistible, elusive, beautiful. She was Holly Golightly and I loved her."
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2002
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Funny reviews
"They thought the Capitol was using the Games as a way to keep them submissive. And that's the funniest thing she's ever heard." The 74th Hunger Games through the eyes of a Capitol girl. Rated T for just generally being a bit creepy. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Cinna - Complete
Waterworks reviews
Water is the one substance from which the earth can conceal nothing; it sucks out its innermost secrets and brings them to our very lips." BenAbi, PatrickEmily, RileyOC, possible IanOC-not the same OC-depending on reader preference. Post BOS.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Ben G., Riley P.
Dog Person reviews
Sequel to "Like a Lost Puppy, but More Sarcastic". Rory always was a Dog Person-but then again, she's been stubborn all her life, too. Looks like Seth's got his work cut out for him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,848 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Seth, Jasper
Depth Perception reviews
It would be nice to think that Jake's sweet side was more than just a dormant shred of humanity in him; that he was really just afraid of acting like that because he never knew who he could trust. But it would also be stupid to think that. LAKE oneshot.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jake R., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Apologies reviews
I don't think I can live with myself anymore." T for sensitive subject matter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Heather, Justin
Soft Spot reviews
Noah is a pessimist, and as such, hard to impress. But Izzy impresses him, and she makes it look easy. A glimpse into our favorite jerk's mind.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Noah, Izzy - Complete
The Bottom Line reviews
It's just one of those things that's never going to make sense. T for very mild language.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - L. Kutner
Remembering Him reviews
Everybody was sad when he died, even the people he didn't know. Maybe that was because he'd left such a mark on the school. Cedric's funeral from the point-of-view of a random fourth-year girl. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Cedric D., OC - Complete
Technical Advice reviews
Riley proves that he isn't always the best communicator. Oneshot, RileyXOC, from Ben's POV.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Riley P., Ben G.
The M Files reviews
A collection of Mary-Sue parodies based on actual Mary-Sue stories based on an actual person who's actually parodizing herself. Containing such beloved favorites as "THE REBELLION OF DA FLAME1111one," and "Insert Insanely Long Song Title Here".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
Whatshername reviews
She always seemed kind of weird," Austin said. Carter shrugged. "She is," he agreed. "But that's not always neccesarily a bad thing." Twoshot, rated K, CarterXCampus DJ.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Carter F., Campus D.J. - Complete
Self Esteem Issues reviews
You can only listen to someone rag on themself for so long before you snap. PerryXElliot Friendship...kind of. In that weird, "I don't really hate you but I act like it" Dr. Cox way. No romance, unless you want to take it that way. Rated K, oneshot.
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, Elliot R. - Complete
Voices reviews
But to that Voice, it wouldn’t matter what anyone thought of him. It didn’t matter what his family thought, what all of Narnia thought, and it didn’t matter what Aslan thought. Even if they had forgotten, Edmund couldn’t. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Like a Lost Puppy, but More Sarcastic reviews
A human girl decides she wants to be friends with Jasper and doesn't take no for an answer. Why? What makes him so special? Rated k for excessive sarcasm and the use of the c-word. JasperXOC FRIENDSHIP not romance, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,252 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
Jared's Test reviews
What if Wanda did have to explain to Ian and Jamie how she got stuck? How would they react? Oneshot, rated k, Wanda's POV.
Host - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Unspoken reviews
Ian and Kyle have suffered more losses than anybody knows. Rated k , angsty, oneshot. Ian's POV.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ian O., Kyle O. - Complete
Clothes Make the Girl reviews
It worked on tv. Heck, even Taylor and Gabriella had experiences of it working. Kelsi was just the exception to prove the rule. Ryelsi oneshot. Rated K for Koalas.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
Underdog reviews
She was just an underdog, but she meant the world to him. Ryan/Kelsi oneshot.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Kelsi N., Ryan E. - Complete
In Perfect Harmony reviews
Alice and Jasper, from Renesmee's POV. Older Nessie, that is. Alice/Jasper, some Nessie/Jake at the end. Just a cute little drabbly oneshot. Read and review. If you love me, you will.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Smile, Pretty reviews
Spencer's going through tough times and Kylie's there for him. Just some SpencerXOC fluff, because Spencer needs a girfriend. Like, bad. And one that doesn't control him, cheat on him or is into guys who don't blink.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Complete