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Author has written 4 stories for Wizards of Waverly Place, Kingdom Hearts, and Camp Rock.
Age: 18 (2/20/92)
Nicknames: Ken, Kenj, Suki, Boo-Boo, Monkeyshine, Squirrely and Sunshine
Best Friends: Amber, Angie, Ashley, Bethany, Bridget, Cara, Carrie, Eden, Eddie, Gregg, Jamie, Jenny, Kevin, Kyle, Mollie (Mollie's friends too!), Tyler.
Song of the Week: Stranger - Hilary Duff
Random Facts About Me: Okay, I'm really random, stubborn, sarcastic and mature. Opposites really do attract, though. I'm serious. I'm a hopeless romantic. I love music. I get really upset whenever I'm grounded from my iPod or laptop. I love soccer and reading and writing and swimming. Ice skating and roller blading are my talents, as is song writing and writing poems. I'm actually published, but I have no idea why, because that was not one of my best poems! Oh, and if anyone wants to co-write or wants help on a fic, I'll help. If you need advice in anything, I can help, too. Trust me.
My two best friends are Jamie and Cara. They are my world, and I wouldn't be here without them. Angie's my cricket Yoda ball! Love ya, Ang!
Zutara (Zuko/Katara), Dramione (Draco/Hermione), Gwin (Gwen/Kevin),
Skoom (Sky/Bloom), Bliven (Bloom/Riven), Jase (Jake/Rose),
Nalex (Nate/Alex), Shalex (Shane/Alex), Zemyx (Zexion/Demyx),
Soku (Sora/Riku), Roxle (Roxas/Axel), Bevin (Ben/Kevin).
Bon Jovi, Journey, Aerosmith,
Poison, Guns N' Roses, Jonas Brothers,
Cobra Starship, Hilary Duff, Taylor Swift,
Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas and the Administration
Gail Carson Levine, Margaret Peterson Haddix, Caroline B. Cooney,
Lauren Brooke, J.K Rowling, Ann M. Martin,
Ally Carter, Kate Brian, Sarah Dessen
Favorite Book Series:
Shadow Children Series, Gallagher Girl Academy,
Heartland, Chestnut Hill, Harry Potter, The Missing
Wizards of Waverly Place, JONAS L.A, Zoey 101,
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Winx Club, Ben 10 Alien Force,
Kim Possible, American Dragon: Jake Long, NCIS, Numb3rs,
JONAS, Jonas Brothers: Living the Dream
Harry Potter movies, Disney Movies (excluding Fantasia), High School Musical movies,
The Devil Wears Prada, The Lake House, Hancock, Baby Geniuses,
Raise Your Voice, Camp Rock, Journey to the Center of the Earth,
Another Cinderella Story, Kung Fu Panda, iRobot
Opening Credits: Isle of Dreams - Alexa Vega
Birth: You Raise Me Up - Westlife
First Day at School: When I Grow Up - Pussycat Doll
Falling in Love: Shake It - Metro Station
Fight Song: The Distance - Bon Jovi
Breaking Up: One Man Show - Jonas Brothers
Prom: Hollywood - Jonas Brothers
Life: LaLa Land - Demi Lovato
Mental Breakdown: I'd Die For You - Bon Jovi
Driving: I Dare You To Move - Switchfoot
Flashback: College Kids - Relient K
Wedding: I Want Action - Poison
Birth Of Child: Love For Sale - Bon Jovi
Final Battle: The Wonderful Things About Tiggers - Disney
Death Scene: Move On - Jonas Brothers
Funeral: Goodnight and Goodbye - Jonas Brothers
End Credits: Soul Man - Drake Bell and Josh Parker
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You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry a.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumba?"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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Quotes that get me through the horrible thing I named, "My Life"
"You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyway." - Mary (Selena Gomez) Another Cinderella Story
"Lorelei Gilmore, dissapointing mothers since 1968." - Lorelei Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
"My duty is to my heart." - Mulan, Mulan
"If you're going to throw your whole life away for a boy, he better have a motorcycle!" - Lorelei Glimore, Gilmore Girls
"Deciding between Nalex or Shalex is like shoe shopping, when you don't know which pair to buy, get both!" - Kendra (uh... me?)
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty and the boy said no. She asked if he liked her and he said no. She then asked if he wanted to be with her forever and he said no. Finally, she asked him if he would cry if she walked away and again he replied no. The girl had heard enough and she went to leave. The boy grabbed her arm and said," You are not pretty, you are beautiful. I do not like you, I love you. I do not want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And if you walked away I would not cry, I'd die."
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (OJD ring any bells?)
If you think that life without computers is useless, then copy this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Kevin Jonas should be on "Dancing With the Stars", copy and paste this into your profile. (He's got the shoes for it!)
If you're so in love with a specific band/singer/actor, that its unhealthy, copy and paste this into your profile. (Again, Jonas Brothers!)
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Don't lie, you can name a few!)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile. (Add a 'c' to rap and you get 'crap'!)
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Jonas Brothers to the point of insanity, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you support Nick Jonas, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think everyone should just get off Miley's case and let her live, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a wall (more like walls) dedicated to your favorite Jonas Brother (all of them!!), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
If Nick Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 95 percent of the girl population would die. Put this in your profile if you would be that five percent that was smart enough to know if you don't die, you can have him all to yourself!
Today my friend told me that Limited Too is not a restaurant, it's a store, and that you can't shoot bacon out of your body! She also told me that Quanziggyziggyzam is not a holiday. She told me that the Jonas Brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75 percent water and that there are cars in Oklahoma! She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000! And, oh! You'll never believe this...she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin, Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't Superman! She also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box remote! Psh, next she'll say that Kevin wasn't voted for Sexiest Men, Joe's not funny and Nick doesn't have diabetes!
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In the Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now, I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseparable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I Am! I've been sending out an S.O.S hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now, I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be an Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. I want you to BB Good to me, but I'm a One Man Show. I keep praying to Dear God cause I know I'm Gonna Getcha Good. And He just keeps telling me that Love Is On Its Way. Sorry, I can't help that I'm Burnin' Up for you. It'll only be A Little Bit Longer until you are Pushin' Me Away. My heart is on a Shelf because I Can't Have You. And everybody knows that I Live to Party. Well, I got bit by this Lovebug and now you've Got Me Goin' Crazy. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!
Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!
Hey, guys! I added the whole new part from the A Little Bit Longer album. I'm just sweet like that!
~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~
~I pledge to make peace~
You know you're a true Jonas Brothers fan when...
- Your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
We live in a world
Wow how awesome and true is that!?
Love Me. Hate Me.
It's still an Obsession.
-You are jealous of Mandy
1.) Who is your favorite Jonas?
Denise Jonas, Paul Kevin Jonas Sr., Paul Kevin Jonas Jr., Joseph Adam Jonas,
Nicholas Jerry Jonas, Franklin Nathaniel Jonas and Elvis Jonas!
2.) Which CD do you like better?
All of them. No true fan could just like one.
3.) Have you ever met the Jonas Brothers?
No, but I went to their concert on August 26th, 2008!
4.) Do you have any of their merchandise?
I have a billion posters, magazines, their CDs, and lots of videos on my iTunes!
5.) Have you ever been to one of their concerts?
Yes! I went on August 26th, 2008!
6.) Do you have every one of their songs on your iPod?
Yep! Even Gonna Getcha Good, Yo! Ho A Pirate's Life for Me! Yea!
7.) Do you have a Jonas Wall?
No! Don't be silly, I have a Jonas Brothers room!
8.) What's your favorite song from It's About Time?
I Am What I Am, 7:05, 6 Minutes, okay... all of them!
9.) What's your favorite song from Jonas Brothers?
Just Friends, Goodnight and Goodbye, and Still In Love With You... again, all of them!
10.) What's your all-time favorite song?
Hard choices! Probably Live to Party, Burnin' Up, Just Friends, 7:05, Out of This World... um, all of them!
11.) Do you hate Miley Cyrus just because of Nick?
Nope, people need to give her a break!
12.) Do you hate AJ just because of Joe?
No, I really had no idea they were dating for awhile.
13.) Did you know It's About Time is 90 dollars or more on eBay?
Yes! I wanted it, but my mom said no! It was 390.00!
14.) Do you watch all their Youtube videos?
Of course, what else is there to do online besides Fanfiction and Youtube?!
15.) Do you buy magazines just because of one poster?
Uh, duh, why else would I buy it?
16.) Did you cry when you found out Nick had diabetes?
No. I was in shock. However, when I went to their concert and he sang A Little Bit Longer
and said his speech, I broke down.
17.) Do you miss Joe's joehawk?
Yes! His hair was so cool and different then, now, it's hot!
18.) Kevin with curly or straight hair?
Straight, his hair was so freaking sexy! But with curls...its a kink!
19.) Do you know the lyrics to Nick J Is Off The Chain?
Yes! Who doesn't?!
20.) Do you know the lyrics to at least one of Joe's raps?
Uh, duh! Every single one of them! How could you not?
21.) Do you kiss your Jonas posters?
Not really, I'll blow them a kiss, though.
22.) Did you know about them before they were on Disney Channel?
Uh...duh. Mandy was on the radio, like 24/7.
23.) Have you memorized every song?
It's hard not to! I have a photographic memory and I memorized the CDs the day I got them!
24.) Did you go the Hannah/JB tour?
No, but I have the movie. I did go to the Burnin' Up tour!
If you have O.N.J.D (Obsessive Nicholas Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.F.J.D (Obsessive Frankie Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.K.J.D (Obsessive Kevin Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
"God sent us angels, and their names are Kevin, Joe and Nick."
When Disney hands you High School Musical, you throw it back and yell...
"I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!"
If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr. and Mr. and Mr. Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support Nick Jonas post this in your profile.
If you love the Jonas Brothers post this in your profile.
And most of all I'M SORRY
And you haven't even thought about the fact that
The Jonas Brothers are a great band with excellent morals and beliefs. There are so many people who are constantly putting them down and all I gotta ask is... why? Because they don't sing about (or take) drugs? Because they don't drink? Because all of them are still virgins? Oh yeah... those are awesome reasons to hate someone. Just because their music is wholesome and appropriate for everyone doesn't mean they're gay or whatever. And no one has the right to call them that. Actually, more people should look up to them and emulate them.
I know what most guys are probably thinking right now... "Why would we want to be like some fags?" Well... because they're true gentlemen... the type of guy every girl wants to be with. So... take the time to call a girl beautiful instead of sexy, hold a door open for her, buy her flowers, go out of your way to show her how much she means to you... just like the guys who mean so much to me... and countless others as well.
Please repost this on your profile if you feel the same way and help me to spread the Jonas love! (And if it helps create a few gentlemen in the process, I say... Good! The world could use a few more.)
Favorite JoBro Quotes:
"It doesn't matter if life is getting you down, with Christ you have everything," - Nicholas Jonas.
"Live like you're at the bottom, even if you're at the top," - Joseph Jonas.
"Girls with a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way," - Kevin Jonas.
"Little by little I think we are making our way to a cure, I believe that with all my heart." - Nicholas Jonas.
"Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We'll be on the road, and he'll be like, “Two miles - Starbucks" He can smell it...and every time he's right!" – Joe Jonas.
Shane: "One word: payback." Jason: "That's TWO words!"
Shane: "I gotta finish what I came here to do." Jason: "Finish my birdhouse, right?"
Jason: "Yeah, no go backs; it's like the golden rule." Nate: "No dude, the golden rule is tell the truth." Jason: "Dude, then it could be like the silver rule." Nate: "Why is it the silver rule?" Jason: "Ok, fine! The copper rule!" Nate: "The copper rule?" Jason: "Give me a hint, at least!"
Nick: "That dude smells really good." Kevin and Joe slap the back of his head
Joe: "That's our song! ... isn't it?" Kevin: "I don't know, my ears are full of melted brain." Nick: "I kinda liked it." Joe and Kevin slap the back of his head
Nick: "You're like a legend dude, uh sir, sir dude."
Nick: "You? I shared my nachos with that guy!"
Kevin: "We're such big fans." Joe: "We love your music!" Nick: "You're pretty!" He gets slapped on the back of the head by Kevin "Pretty good with the singing and and dancing you do. Wow, you're pretty."
Nick: "Joe, Why are you wearing a helmet?" Joe: "Why aren't you wearing a helmet?" Kevin: "Good point!"
Joe: "Hey, Kevin, what are you doing in there?" Kevin: "Oh, you know... stuff." Joe: "Awkward."
"My name is Mufasa, I'm king of the land, I'll come smack you with the back of my hand." Kevin intruding on Joe's rap.
Joe: "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."
Kevin: "Hi guys, we're here, making another video for you because you're awesome and -" Joe: "Whee!! I'm a ghost!"
Nick: "So please, please, vote for us, guys, we love you." Kevin: "And maybe if you vote for us we'll carry on...burnin' up the charts!!" Joe: "YEAH!" Nick: "Kevin, you're sooo not funny."
Joe: "My secret is...I am an actually an alien from the planet XZ315." Nick: "You are such a freak."
Joe: "Watch me do a flip!...Oh crap!"
Joe: "Look at Nick, he's a studmuffin."
Interviewer: "What is your favorite store to shop at?" Nick: "I don't shop." Kevin: "Salvation Army." Joe: "Limited Too. And Payless Shoes."
Interviewer: "What is your favorite restaurant?" Joe: "Limited Too."
Fan Question: "What is your favorite animal?" Joe: "Barney...if that's an animal."
Joe: "Mereal and Cilk."
Joe: "Yo ma name is DJ Danger. They say it's dangerous to open umbrellas inside, but I AM DANGEROUS!"
Joe: "Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Quaziggyziggyzam."
Joe: "I went to the year 3000!" Nick: "Yo, that's illogical, I can't have it."
Joe: "Hold on...to your bike...here's hold on."
Joe: "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out."
Nick: "Slow down sugar cause I'm a diabetic."
Nick: "My dog tag says Nicholas Jonas diabetes because I have diabetes." Joe: "You have diabetes?!" Nick: "Yeah, Joe, I do. Isn't that crazy?"
Joe rapping to a kid's alphabet game: "Aw, you don't know what the letter is. This is the letter O-o."
Joe making fun of Kevin's picture: "Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I'd like to sell you a car!"
Nick before he goes to bed: "It's time for the most exciting part of the night...retainer time!"
Joe making fun of obsessed fan girls (like me): "OMG! Nick you're so hot oh!"
Joe making fun of IM: "Like, like, lol!"
Joe: "I wonder if the Muffin Man has a grill? Oh yeah! Of course he has a grill!" Kevin: "She didn't say grill, she said 'grill'. As in, teeth grill." Joe: "Well, he has a grill. A muffin grill!" Nick: "It's not a grill! It's an oven!"
Joe: "Rice moves? Oh, nice moves, Joe. What kind of rice is that? Rice moves, don't eat it."
Joe Jonas (in a southern accent): "I'm gonna kill you... with my gun. And then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car and drag you to the desert. And then I'm going to bring you home and make sure you're okay."
Joe: "I had Barney fuzzy slippers!"
Kevin: "Why do you have a knife?" Joe: "I don't know." Nick: "That's creepy."
Joe: "The device I can't live without is a toaster."
Joe: "Hi, I'm Enrique Iglesias."
Joe: "Hi, mommy, hi. Can you draw my curtain, please?"
Joe: "Everyday at three o'clock I become a different character." *He dresses up like a nerd.* "I'm allergic to flowers. I'm allergic to ocean water and... dental floss. I'm allergic to air." *He falls, pretending to die. Later on...* "Hey, all the ladies are going out with me, Nick." *Demi Lovato comes in.* "Hey, lady! I got a new library card and I'm checkin you out!"
Joe: "I just found out that Poptarts taste better if you put them in the oven or microwave." Kevin: "You're supposed to put them in the toaster." Nick: "Yeah, that's why they call them POPtarts!"
Kevin: "They don't have instructions on how to crack an egg! It doesn't say, 'CRACK THIS'." Nick: "Yeah, that's because you don't have to!"
Nick: "Yeah, I know this is supposed to be a romantic moment, but I just hit my funny bone on my guitar and I'm just stalling until it goes back to normal."
Nick: "What's up guys? I'm just chillin' here. A lot of you guys think I don't like to talk, that's kinda true, but it's just because I don't have anything to say. I'm just kidding." He looks for his brothers. "Okay, guys, you can come back now." No answer. "I think that they actually went away."
Nick: "I love Poptarts. I always have it with milk. If there's no milk, I'll freak out on everybody, like 'where's the milk?!'"
Kevin: "Hi, I'm Kevin and the thing you don't know about me is..." He picks up an Xbox remote. "This remote is the only thing that controls my body."
Kevin Jonas: "Hi Popstar! My biggest secret is that I have to make my bed before I go to sleep. It doesn't have to be made after I wake up, but I have to make it before I go to bed." Nick: "Hi Popstar!. My secret is, I don't do that."
Kevin: "Yes! I want to get my motorcycle license immediately!" Joe: "I don't need no license. I ride a motorcycle any day of my life." Kevin: "Yeah, we'll see that!"