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Hiya! Thanks for visiting my profile, lemme tell ya about meself!


Anime/Manga: Death note, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia, Spice and Wolf, Black Butler and Black Butler II, Sgt Frog, Chibi Vampire, Beast Tamer, and Alice in the Country of Hearts.

Movie: Newsies, Jack and Jill, Muppets Christmas Carol, Muppets Treasure Island, A Midsummer's Night Dream, Peter Pan and Beauty and the Beast.

Books: Harry Potter series, Hunger Games Trilogy, Peter and the Starcatchers series, Percy Jacksons and the Oylmpians series, Geek Magnent, A Land Remembered, the Shiver Trilogy, and Beastly

TV Shows: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Young Justice, Thundercats, Pokemon, Phineas and Ferb, SNL, Family Guy,and Big Bang Theory.

Video Games:Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts Series, Neopets Darkest Faerie, Dance Central series, Dragon Quest 3, and Dance Dance Revolution.


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Dang ... we messed up ... but that crap was so fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
REAl FRiENDS: cry with you

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAl FRiENDS: keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the hack out

FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real
friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.. copy and paste this to your profile if you're a REAL friend!!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

Perfection is a waste of time.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I blame my attitude on video games

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

When you're down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

I'm not with stupid anymore!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Benefits of being a woman-
Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We messed up, huh?"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled 'BANG', I don't think you'd kill to many people.


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will read this and then leave the page

BEST FRIENDS: Will read this and repost it!


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs wn your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(does that even make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks(I've dated a softball playing prep. )I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (well i am)

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

Devil Takes the Hindmost- Andrew Lloyd Webber (XD)

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Angel of Music-Andrew Lloyd Webber (He doth frown upon me in the mornings...)

3. Your teacher is...

Japanese Ninja No.1- Megrine Luka (Yes!)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

Let's Not Talk About Anything Else But Love- Addams Family Musical

5. How would you describe your next-door neighbor?

In Another Time-L33T STR33T BOYS

6. What would your Best Friend say about you

Room 317-Miss Siagon (What happens in Room 317, stays in Room 317...)

7. How do you feel right now?

Evil Series Music Box-Vocaloid (EEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!!)

8. What’s on your bedside table right now?

Ireland- Orfeh (Eh-heh, well, ya see...)

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Smile-Glee Cast

10. When you open your wardrobe, you see...

A Sentimental Man-Wicked (SLOWLY CLOSES CURTAIN...O.0)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Welcme To My Life-Simple Plan

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

Given Up-Linkin Park

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show.

Beauty Underneath-Andrew Lloyd Webber

14. Your life's theme song?

Seize the Day-Newsies ensemble

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

Tainted love-Soft cell

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance

17. Your motto is...

Carrying the Banner-Newsies Ensemble

18. If you could buy anything in this world, you would buy...

Magical Lasso-POTO

19. What did you dream about tonight?

The Wizard and I-Wicked (, -.-')

20. Any last words?



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Eveline Snow by 11200345 reviews
Being a Fairy Godmother can be very complicated business. Agent Snow is sent to help the King of Brooklyn in his time of need.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Spot C.
Saint and Sinner by Lyrical Ballads reviews
David thinks he has his morals all figured out, but that changes when he meets a young prostitute. David/OC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,738 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jack K., David J., OC - Complete
Brooklyn's Finest by Rubicon Rose reviews
An account of Spot Conlon and his two right hand men, stoic & speechless Blue Dementiev and loyal & cautious Killian Montgomery. Maura Montgomery is Killian's younger sister, an outsider inside enough to know these boys are more than their reputations.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,240 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Spot C.
Will You Be My Daddy? by Tracey4t reviews
Haruhi has a daughter whom she loves but has a problem with; she has no idea who her daughter's real father is out of her six friends. Rating subject to change. HaruhixHosts
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 88,898 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Papes! by Brave Battalion reviews
Duane High School. One Glee Club. A whole lot of crack-ness. A series of one shots taking newsies/newsie ocs and combining them with the plot of Glee! You have been warned. Read and review please! ***
Crossover - Newsies & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Jack K., Rachel B.
At last the fog has lifted by newyorktopaloalto reviews
Is wasn't as though Skittery hated Disneyland, itself; it's just that he hated everyone he was there with. Maybe he needed to find some new friends. Modern day, Snittery.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Skittery, Snitch
All In by Joker is Poker with a J reviews
7 years after the strike. Racetrack has been lucky in cards but unlucky in love. Fortunately for him, a gang, a trip to Chicago, and a few old friends are about to turn the odds in his favor. First in the Benjamin Hotel Series. Complete.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Racetrack H., OC] Jack K. - Complete
A Fool's Gold by theDubliner reviews
Upon seeing that the unfortunate newsie with whom he was speaking understood not a whit of what he was saying, the gentleman clarified his rhetoric: "Your friend has just become richer than William Randolph Hearst."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Racetrack H.
Roastin' on an Open Fire by stress reviews
Outside, the air smelled of burnt... almonds? Walnuts? Filberts? Some kind of nut, Spot decided. A 2011 NML Secret Santa fic for Acorn.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
The Tangled Web by Austra reviews
For Panther, it's about revenge. For Spot, it's about uncovering his past. For "Miss Eleanor", it's about acting a part. Never will you meet characters as deceiving as Panther, Spot, and "Miss Eleanor". Won 1st for mystery!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,998 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Spot C., Racetrack H.
The Meaning of Forever by timeturnings reviews
*UNDERGOING REVISION* - I knew the moment I met you that you'd make my life so much more complicated. I didn't want to care so much about you, but everything you did was so special and carefree, I couldn't resist. We said forever- but what's the meaning of forever anyway?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Jack K., Spot C.
Drifting by Lyrical Ballads reviews
Every night Skittery drowned in the harbor.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Skittery - Complete
To Kill a Neverbird by BluePhyre reviews
When Hook and Peter Pan commenced in their final battle, the cowardly, incompetent Captain was killed. The malicious, vengeful, very competent Hook, however, was just about to be born... starting with the kidnapping of one Wendy Moira Angela Darling.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Wendy D., Peter Pan
The Grimms book of Ouran Tales by Team Alpha Wolf Squadron reviews
Haruhi has never heard of the Grimms fairy tales so Kyoya lends her the book but what happens when she has wiered dreams about the stories and the hosts in them well only one way to find out: IS NOW BOOTED TO AN M
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Say When by Joker is Poker with a J reviews
Beaten, betrayed, angry and bitter Spot Conlon wakes up on an unfamiliar couch in an unfamiliar apartment and is about to get a life lesson on family, trust and love. That is, if he can let go of the past.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,889 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
A Place Called Home by JuCiZo reviews
When a Newsie war starts with Queens against Manhattan, and everyone begins to take sides, who will be safe? No one. Following Hum, an orphan who is too kind for her own good according to everyone else. Things get interesting when she's sent to Brooklyn.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Spot C., Jack K.
Letter From Time by Austra reviews
Ami gets a desk, but Emma is the one who gets the adventure when they find a letter in the desk- one seemingly sent from Time. Can Emma change the contents of the letter? Can she choose between the life she was meant to live and the life she wants?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - David J., Spot C.
Lead Them to the City of Lost Children by ThatIsVeryInteresting reviews
*old title: Two Doors* "I ask that Jareth the Goblin King be given a fair and just punishment for his disloyalty to his family and that of his kingdom. I ask that he retrieve this mortal girl when she has come of age and bring her to the underground..."
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Wingman by SilverShoes17 reviews
One day, Skittery realizes it isn't always a bad thing that Tumbler follows him around everywhere. My first story back! So cut me some slack if it isn't great. Haha.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Skittery, Tumbler - Complete
Lucky Angel by HamAndCheese reviews
All Mush ever wanted was an angel of his very own.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Mush - Complete
Rebel Rebel by HamAndCheese reviews
Jack meets his match in a fiery redhead. Songfic.T for safety.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Jack K. - Complete
Beauty's Beast by Trails.Of.Broken.Hearts reviews
Trading herself for Toby, Sarah finds herself in the castle of a disfigured, Goblin King. An estranged father, subjects ordered into silence and a prophecy all point to something. Can Sarah solve the mysteries of the Labyrinth before its too late?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,383 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Times Change by HamAndCheese reviews
Charlotte is a young aspiring actress from New York. On the final night of a show called "Newsies," an accident befalls Charlotte and she finds herself waking up in New York, but the New York of over a century ago. T for safety.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,374 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Jack K., Spot C. - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by xFlipperx reviews
Sequel to Hear the Bells in Brooklyn......Brooklyn Pulitzer turned her back on the only life she had ever truly loved. She turned and ran at the venom of his words. But why did Rookie do it? Because Spot said it, that's why. If it had been anyone else...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,034 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Spot C.
Can Life Be Any Greater? by Caroline Lucky Conlon reviews
LucyofNarnia and Austra Contest: Racetrack makes a mistake. A big one. Do you wanna know what that mistake is? Well, it's telling a little boy that Santa isn't real.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Racetrack H., Tumbler - Complete
A Kingdom Hearts High School Experience by Beijing Express reviews
3 boys. 13 teachers. 1 school. When you have the Organization as teachers, it's bound to get crazy! • • ― IS UP AND RUNNING AGAIN!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,412 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/9/2008
We Can't Both Have Her by Christopher Scott reviews
A PeterxJane fanfic. To tell more would ruin the story. Sorry. Please read and review.truly, Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Peter P. - Complete
When Ghouls Grow Up by No Longer Alive Hearts reviews
What if Shaggy and Scooby went back to Miss Grimwood's five years after the events of the movie? Shaggy is goign to find himself trapped in a school with hot teenaged monster girls who are thinking about looking for a mate, and not the Calloway Cadets.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,862 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Scooby Doo, Shaggy - Complete
Seven and Skittery by Seven Reynolds reviews
Seven and Skittery meet. Throw in a hat, gossip, a murder, an overprotective cousin, a floozy, a half-eaten chocolate mousse, the newsies and Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night" and things get heated! REWRITE from 1999!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Skittery, David J. - Complete
Spencer Reid: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Tired of tripping over books? Want to know why he disappeares every night and come back strange? Read this handy manual and have some of your questions answered!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Dance with the Devil by The Marvelous Mad Madam Mim reviews
Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? Have you ever felt her lips, hot as hell's own flames, pressing against your skin?
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,241 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Demeter, Old Deuteronomy
Safe land by Eraman reviews
AU The world has more ways to live than one something Munkustrap starts to learn when he visits another tribe with his father Old Deuteronomy. But what about the four kittens in the basket? Rated for safety
Cats - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,137 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Alonzo, Munkustrap - Complete
The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia reviews
James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wendynapped by Christopher Scott reviews
When Peter won't talk about why he returns nightly, Wendy proves to be a great interrogator. An A.U. story. I think it's funny. It's very fluffy, at any rate.truly Christopher Scott: A Gentleman Thief
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: For True Story by INFERNOX reviews
Post KH 358/2 Days. Roxas only wanted to get his friends back, but Riku prevented that from happening. What if Riku had lost the fight against Roxas in the end? This is what should've been KH2...Kingdom Hearts: For True Story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,434 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Love by Miss Tinkerbell reviews
“I’m pregnant.” The words were out of her mouth before she could even stop herself. “You’re what?” Demeter’s amber eyes widened.... Bad summary but, whatever! Read and Review please :D
Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bombalurina, Demeter
Pulitzer's Sinker by Corky the Quirk reviews
Sasha Hershun a.k.a. Sinker is the daughter of one of the men working for Pulitzer. When Pulitzer demands she spy on the newsies for him, she's forced to become one herself. But what happens when the King of Brooklyn discovers her secret?
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,307 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Spot C., Kid Blink - Complete
Last, But Not Least by QuizzicalQuaxo reviews
The transition from kitten to adulthood is a difficult time, but especially so for Quaxo who is being outpaced by his peers. Tugger/Quaxo centric. Het and slash pairings to come. Rated T for future reasons.
Cats - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
He, The Rum Tum Tugger, Could Have Anything by Disappearance reviews
Everything is going well for The Rum Tum Tugger until Mistoffelees reminds him not everything is possible. Meanwhile something is distracting Mistoffelees. Rum Tum Tugger/Bombalurina
Cats - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Rum Tum Tugger, Mistoffelees/Quaxo
Demyx: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lurking Beneath reviews
Just purchased one of our DEMYX units and have no idea what to do with it? Never fear! Read these simple instructions and all your questions will be answered. Questions you want to add to the FAQ can be posted in your review.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Demyx - Complete
Revenge of the Mushkins by DutchyAndYummers reviews
Mush finds out why the Newsies never let Blink in on all the secret nick-naming ceremonies. The title is totally random and has absolutely nothing to do with the actual story
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
Hear the Bells in Brooklyn by xFlipperx reviews
She was born to be seen, never speak a word unless spoken to. His whole life was being heard, it's how he survived. A powerful king and a trapped princess, who would have thought? When these two worlds collide, things get messy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,920 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
a Maldição de Diabo by stress reviews
COMPLETE: Diana Mason was just a normal teen from New Jersey – until she met the ghost of Jack Kelly. Now it’s up to her to help solve a century old murder by the end of the month. And it’s not only his soul on the line if they fail...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 236,682 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Jack K., Racetrack H. - Complete
Plains of Eternal Roars by Janet0041 reviews
Roxas is a young lion who had lost and he arrived to the wrong place and at the wrong moment... until one of those Clans take him with them there, he’ll meet someone what will change his life. A.U. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Choirboyz by passionate fire reviews
[I'm a baritone, not a freaking tenor!] A oneshot for the musically inclined. rated T
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
Curiouser and Curiouser by stress reviews
Newsies & Alice in Wonderland Crossover: Stress has accidentally stumbled into the wonderful world of Newsieland. Will she ever get back home to New Jersey? Not if the Queen of New York has her way.
Crossover - Newsies & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Thanks for the Directions by Princess MacEaver reviews
A one-shot featuring Blink and Mush as two hapless newsboys who get very confused when a girl in the alley isn't quite what they expected...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2001 - Complete
Manhattan's Pitbull reviews
In 1899 the streets of New York echoed with the voices of Newsies. But when Pulitzer raises the price, we go on strike. Bein' the only girl on strike, that might be an issue...
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - David J., Skittery