Author has written 8 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and Harry Potter.
Hey this is the former DLE (DarkLunarEclipse)/ Ichi-Nin de Tatte Iru, and this is just a shameless filler phrase so enjoy!
A little about me: If you're actually reading this, you've just wasted around 15 seconds of your life because you must be insane if you think I'm actually going to give out any information about myself.
Favourite Manga/Anime: I have a lot so I'm just going to name the ones I have off the top of my head for the moment: Mugen Spiral, Gintama (Greatest. Anime. Ever!!!), Black Butler, Eyeshield 21, The Secret Notes of Lady Kanoko, Jyu-Oh-Sei, Beast Master, Skip Beat!, Fruits Basket, Wallflower, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Alice, S.A, D.Gray-man, Yurara, The Gentleman's Alliance, etc.
Favourite Books: WAAAAAYYYY too many to mention.
Favourite Foods: So many...
“Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit your ass down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!”
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.
Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
-Marshall and Barney (How I Met Your Mother)
"Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt & uncle not to worry-" –Lupin
"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)
“I don’t really fit in,”- Raven
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh Ron how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!" –Molly Weasley
“This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOME body!”
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you."
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, except for maybe a woman on her PMS. And if by chance you happen to encounter both, RUN LIKE HELL!
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
Don't get mad, get sadistic.
By the time you swear you're his,
If one is to be called a liar,
Friendship is like peeing yourself; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -Louis Hector Berlioz
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Behind every sucessful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is "never try". -Homer Simpson
Whatever women do they must do twice as well to be thought of as half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. They key to management is knowing which mules are which.
Gene Police: You! Out of the pool!
There are worst things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Douglas Adams
I am free from all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. -W.C. Fields
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -Dale Carnegie
There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors, -Jim Morrison
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN?!
Muhammad Ali had just won yet another match. He got onto a plane and the flight attendant informed him that he must put on his seat belt.
Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"
Ted's mother: I'd join you, too, but I want to get up early for mass tomorrow.
-Ted and Barney (How I Met Your Mother)
(Cyclops thinks Wolverine may be the shape-shifting mutant Mystique)
-Cyclops/Scott & Wolverine/Logan (X-Men)
(Bobby Drake has just told his family that he's a mutant.)
-Pyro/John & Mrs. Drake (X-Men)
(The problem with built-in metal claws.)
-Wolverine/Logan & Random Police Officer (X-Men)
Wolverine: Got any beer?
-Wolverine/Logan & Bobby Drake (X-Men)
"I am ready to meet my Maker.
Weird things I stole from other peoples' profiles:
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one:
Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse.
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
Take The Time To Read Each Sentence
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Now read the THIRD word of every line.