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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: Nikki

Sex: Female

Age: 19

Because FF is actively removing fiction with a more explicit content, I'm taking mine down, myself. If you care for a story to such an extent, it may be posted on nichellem on tumblr; also, I may be creating a livejournal, adultfanfiction, or archiveofourown in the future as I have gotten into writing again, under this username, confusingdestruction, nikkim, or nichellem (depends on availability). Sorry for any inconvenience.

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In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Replay by Unforgotten reviews
After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Business Propositions by Swiftmint reviews
2nd fill for a kinkmeme prompt wanting illicit office relations. Now with a dash of blackmail for flavoring. Very rated M. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Never Hated by Kitsunegari23 reviews
Set the night Sasuke leaves Konoha. Naruto is visited in the night by the mysterious Sasuke, who seems to be struggling an inner battle. It soon becomes clear that Sasuke has come with a purpose. Hard Sasuke x Naruto Sad/Romantic boyxboy SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Again by namichan89 reviews
Playing chess has never been that hot and interesting - then Charles and Erik came along. Rated M for Lemon/Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Molten by RestlessPuppy reviews
FIRST CLASS. Charles experiments with a new toy that just so happens to be made from metal. Erik notices. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Lucid Awakening by skylerr reviews
Naruto has always cared for Sasuke, much more than he could put into words. He's shown that time and time again. Sasuke just hopes he isn't too late. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pocket Dial by VioletWylde reviews
Some people really need to learn how to lock their phones. Especially when they are about to engage in naughty activities with their secret lover. AU. Yaoi. Sasunaru. Rated M for language and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just One Night With You by Kiya Sama reviews
A 'frightening' ultimatum given forces Naruto to join Team Taka. His discoveries would lead him to new friendships, romances, and a realization that Sasuke just might be a little less of a pain-in-the-ass than once assumed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,413 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mind is A Terrible Thing to Lay Waste by lunamist reviews
Naruto's last battle with the Akatsuki has left his mind under attack by the Kyuubi. Now, Sasuke is Naruto's only hope of survival. Will Sasuke finally make the decision he should have made over three years ago?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,232 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deceitful Time by Desenchanter reviews
Time doesn't heal all wounds, particularly not for him. Instead it ate away at him to drown him in a life of decadence. Until she came back, the faded face from his past. It's her turn to be torn between two—the him of future or past.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,286 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Some kind of spark by oddbird reviews
Naruto refuses to come out of his apartment and Sasuke is starting to get worried. Sakura offers a helping hand in a form of a mysterious letter found from the Hokage's office. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Want Of Blood And Soul by Yakubi reviews
Sasuke has been a vampire for a long time now, eternity can be boring, but the hunt and the need to feed cannot be denied. What will happen when he finds someone who can match him? SasuNaru Yaoi Warnings: Light Violence, Language, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Commoner by lostlikeme reviews
Sequel to "Beware the Christmas Cake!" Tamaki played the suave, smooth, playboy for the girls at Ouran for three years. Why not for Haruhi? Warning for explicit content and kinky shenanigans.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Scores, Settled by Hanakage reviews
Sometimes life abruptly altered course without your consent or conscious decision. And sometimes it grabbed you by the wrist, yanked you out the door and forced you to actually have a little fun for a change. NaruSasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Season of Miracles by trulywicked reviews
Naruto decides to play secret santa to make his friends wishes come true all while believing that his own wish will never come true. However he'll soon realize that he's not the only secret santa around.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Book Stores and Bows by Cannibal Inc reviews
"You like him," my editor stated. And though I had a feeling I would soon be eating my words, I opened my mouth. "Prove it"- And it all started with a fat lady, though it hardly ended with her singing. SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,907 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I wish we fought like that everyday by jkdoesntcare reviews
Maka is alone at the house when she can't sleep and decided to sleep in Soul's room. What happens when she thinks Souls going to get home late so she 'teases' herself and he shows up abit too early? I guess we'll have to find out. SoulxMaka Collections.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Interview with an Uchiha by Fifi McFu reviews
An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bartender and the Businessman by SullenBee reviews
Sasuke sat on a barstool shoulders slumped. He had just downed a shot of Jack Daniels and the fiery liquid burned a streak through his throat... A very long one shot! Sasuke, Naruto and the Gang are Kishimoto's till I win the lottery! SXNXS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The On Call Room by fuelled by ramen reviews
In an on-call room a lot more goes on besides sleeping. SASUNARU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only the ring finger knows Vers Eng by Haganemaru reviews
When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
From A to Z by momijikk reviews
Just a collection of mostly Style drabbles going through the letters of the alphabet. Includes other pairings and characters, however.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
On Top by darkalbino reviews
Dobe, your cock in his ass does not mean a thing. NaruSasuNaru, lemon, PWP, oneshot. Eh, i think even if you prefer SasuNaru, you'll still like this. Trade with Aidiki at Y!gal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Tricks & Treats by Spoon - As in the Utensil reviews
Sasuke isn't a fan of Halloween or sweets. Can Ino and Sakura find something sweet for the raven? Sasu/Naru Anal, Bond, COMPLETE, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
UchihAhh by Pagan Blood reviews
Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 80 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Theme Challenge: Memories by Kirsten.Vanessa reviews
RoyxEd post Shamballa. I just hope he is thinking of me too...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Death of Hannay Montany by Greanbean reviews
Just a littel storie i wrote about Hannah Montana. ONE SHOT!
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Poker Face by Ladelle reviews
After accidentally confessing his secret love for Naruto, Sasuke is completely floored when the blond recommends they try casual dating. After all, Naruto's up for anything, even if it means convincing Sasuke he can be gay too. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,902 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Three Times Lucky by Sharzam reviews
NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kill me Kiss me by Lisea18 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke meet in a clearing. As usual they exchange harsh words and punches- but their constant fighting masks a deeper aggression... SasuNaru yes SasuNaru . Lemon PWP?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Metal by Cleone reviews
Sasuke happens to know that Hinata gets VERY turned on by being handcuffed... SasukexHinata lime. Content so sexy Cleone actually blushed while writing it. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chit Chat by KrimsonGemini reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are chatroom lovers, however they have no clue about it. The ENTIRE village does however, and when one of theor chat sessions is eavedropped upon whole new sides emerge, so does Naruto's Kyuubi however does that spell danger or excitment
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,628 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Naruto got Sasuke to Come Back to Konoha by CaelansFolly92 reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are trying to beat the crap out of each other, but what happens when random people keep butting in! SasuNaru yaoi, pedophile alert, death, all around freakiness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why He Stays by NavyBlueWings reviews
Money,power,looks,smarts,sex. He doesn't give a damn about any of them. So then what is it about Sasuke that he does like? And Why does he stay? Short but sweet one-shot, no lemon read inside note please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Is a Highway by NavyBlueWings reviews
When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,171 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISSING BADLY by ORANGE-REBELLIOUS-TTEBAYO reviews
In one move, the bastard threw everything off limits in bounds. SasuNaru !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Worst Santa Ever by darkalbino reviews
Would have to be Sasuke. Crack-ish two-shot, SasuNaruSasu lemon in second chapter. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys by stealth gato reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 187 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Birthdays by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto hates birthdays, but this one’s not looking so bad… SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That's what Gai said by New Warrior of Fire reviews
Do Naruto and Sasuke really have better things to do then train? Only if by 'better things' you mean pissing off the biggest prick in the Hidden Leaf Village! Warning: Gai and/or Neji fans should not read this
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Erotica by Jelp reviews
Sasuke gets frustrated when Naruto asks him to read the porn he writes. If only Sasuke can figure out a way to stop Naruto from either a asking him to read porn or b realize gay erotica is better. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Christmas Kilts and Assless Chaps by TheUchihaRaven reviews
Naruto and Sasuke do not like Christmas. Naruto suggests having an "anti-Christmas" party but all isn't as simple as just that. Winner of a Christmas contest on y! NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 169 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleepless In Konoha by fasntasy101 reviews
What happens when Sasuke sneaks into Naruto's house during a bath! OMO! Let's see!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Epic Story of Epicdom by Mizu-Licious reviews
Warning: Extreme levels of epic ahead. Do not read if easily nauseated. Born from love and a night of utter crackiness comes a fic most epic. *Complete until Ace and I are hyped up enough to write more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One way in by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru Naruto falling in love with Sasuke and his pervertedness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The DreamLike State by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
Kakashi has often claimed Sakura is a genjutsu type. What happens when she uses a particular one on Naruto? SasuNaru, one-shot, rated for mature content and some light swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Confidence in the Unknown by Stoic Observer reviews
Naruto and Sasuke find eachother in a chatroom. Slowly they begin to fall in love. though in real life their relationship is far from pleasant. SasuxNaru sequel posted already
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,788 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everyone Else is Doing IT by uberneko-zero reviews
Naruto and Sasuke bond unconventionally over XXX Yaoi fanfiction. Neji turns out to have an interesting talent or two. Gaara is Gaara. Psychotic and unpredictable, with a penchant for black. SasuNaru & plotcentric NejiNaruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,188 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi's Boys by Ms Trick reviews
In some ways, Sasuke thought as they struggled, Naruto was already his lover. SasuNaru. One Shot in Two Parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Dream Ever by Paperleaf reviews
[StanxKyle] When Kyle flees his house to avoid work, he ends up at Stan's house. After napping the afternoon away, Kyle wakes up to an interesting scene indeed. Oneshot, slash. :]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Anonymous Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
Naruto writes a love poem to Sasuke but leaves it as Anonymous, now Sasuke’s on a mission to find out who the hell gave it to him! Rated M For Later Chapters. Chapter 16 up and story is now COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
074: Video Game by Bitch Slap Love reviews
During a queer version of strippoker the boys find themselves in an odd position. KyleStan?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rivalry
SasukePOV/AU/This story is just a take on the friendship of Sasuke and Naruto. Very Short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete