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Joined 08-11-08, id: 1663751, Profile Updated: 07-28-11
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Right, first thing's first: This is a joint account between 2 friends.


I found ff a few years ago and have lost hours to it since! #2 and I have finally decided to actually write our own stuff so please Read and Review and let us know what you think. I'm a fan of Twilight, Dark Angel, Escaflowne, LOTR, Harry Potter and a few more...

Hello, I, #2, am here now, basking in the ultimate Welsh weather. (As #1 said before that involves quite a bit of rain.) Filling this little space with a tiny bit of information is rather difficult and my internet connection is being kift (for those of you who are unfamiliar with the word kift it means clumsy/broken) which means I am having to type the same bits of information over and over again. Oh well ... Just to let you know I was introduced to fanfic only a couple of weeks ago and I can't seem to get enough, its kind of addictive, I tend to end up glued to the computer until gone 2 in the morning which is fine in the holidays but probably will not work so well during term time.

Stories are starting to go up, and just to let you know a very large box of maltesers is great for writers block. ;D However if there is no chocolate in sight, a large bowl of popcorn covered in peanut butter and marmite will do nicely.

Right, Just in case we have forgotten to put this on the top of any of our chaps/stories heres the Disclaimer - We do not own any of the characters, they were all created by the wonderful Stephenie Meyer author of Twilight...or the brilliant J.K.Rowling

And a tip from us to you...If all else it, ie/ if the FF search engine goes down, google the title or what you have and voilá!!

Right, here are some of our favourite quotes, gathered from various places from here to The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...

'There's no I in team but there's an I in pie...meat pie, meat being the anagram of team.' - Shaun of the Dead

'There are no truths...only interpretations' - Frederick Nichah (Sp?)

'Fall down agan Bella?'
'No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'

'I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face'

'Flash, I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth!' - Girly-person from Flash Gordon

"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available the local planning office for the last nine months."
"Oh yes, well as soon as I heard I went straight round to see them, yesterday afternoon. You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them, had you? I mean, like actually telling anybody or anything."
"But the plans were on display ..."
"On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
"That's the display department."
"With a flashlight."
"Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
"So had the stairs."
"But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
"Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'."


'Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky,
For you can choose the way you live my friend but not the way you die.' - A Mug :D

Dr Who

"You're so thick, you're Mister Thick thick thickety thick thickface, from thicktown, thickania...and so's your dad!"

'I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow.'

'Mr.Stoaker:"There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity as was best proven by...anyone?"
Doctor: Benjamin Franklin
Doctor:"My mate Ben! That was a day and a half. Got rope burns off that kite...and got soaked...and THEN got electrocuted!"
Mr.Stoaker:"Moving on...(Aside)I think a visit from psychiatric..."'

'The Doctor: You've got a mobile?
Donna: I am in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets! Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets?! When I went about fitting it, the one thing I forgot to say was "GIVE ME POCKETS!"'

'Have you seen? There are these things! I mean space rhino things! Rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big rhino things with guns on the moon! I only came in for my bunions, look! All fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely. I said to my wife, I said, 'I'd recommend this place to anyone', But then we end up on the moon! And did I mention the rhinos!!'

Plasmavore: "With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine to make my escape!"
Doctor: "Noo, that's weird! You're talking like you're some sort of alien!"
Plasmavore: "Quite right!"
Doctor: "Noooooo"
Plasmavore: "Oh, yes"
Doctor: "You're joshin me!"
Plasmavore: "I am not!"
Doctor: "You're an alien? In a hospital! What, has this place got an E.T. department?"

Tenth Doctor: (hold out the sonic screwdriver) Do you need this?
Fifth Doctor: No, I'm fine.
Tenth Doctor: Oh no, of course. You must have been hands free, didn't you? Like, Hey I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable.

Friends (Phoebe) : "13 bathrooms in this place and I threw up in a coat closet."


The 'Something More' OneShot now has a prequel and we're even doing another...any more ideas would be appreciated. We're thinking of writing a series of stories that are linked, the rough chronological timeline of these is given below.
- Something Cliché - This is the link to the dress mentioned -
- Something Missing
- Something More

Bear with us as we're now in separate universities and have a bit of work to be generally getting on with plus exams, we have loads of ideas but can't exactly commit to anything right now as well, we're not very good at updating and we don't want you to hate us all seeing as the next story is proving to be quite long...

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The Werewolf and His Kate by Windslepi reviews
Luke is a werewolf devoted to his pack. Kate is a free-spirited girl who never really fit in. Read along as they find that their connection is deeper than they thought, as Kate is introduced to a new world, and that their lives will never be the same.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
To Defend Her Cullen by Santiva Potter reviews
Bella isn't looking foward to meeting Tanya, so Esme gives her some words of advice. Pre-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Soulmates by starsncircles reviews
One-Shot/ Moving to a new town is hard, for Alice, it is excrutiating. Finding your 'soulmate' should be exciting, especially since Alice has waited so long for them. What happens when said person, Jasper, is already involved with his best friend Maria?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fade Away by Danielle18 reviews
Eight years after the events of Breaking Dawn and the time has come for Jacob to be something more to Renesmee than just a friend. At the same time the Volturi have great things planned for Edward and Bella's gifted child....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,951 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jacob - Complete
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Q is for Quebec reviews
After 3 years with no word from James Lily has adjusted, but what will she do when he appears telling her she is in danger? Lily/James, post Hogwarts, oneshot :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Something Cliché reviews
It's Valentines Day and Lily's date seems to be boringly original, but with the Marauders close by how predectable can things really be? L/J Marauder era
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Something Missing reviews
Prequel to 'Something More'. This is the story of James' departure...Marauder-Era...Lily/James...That'll Do. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Something More reviews
James left to fight in the war. It's 10 years later and now Lily's getting married. Lily/James Post Marauder-Era. Quite sweet :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
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