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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.
Right, first thing's first: This is a joint account between 2 friends.
I found ff a few years ago and have lost hours to it since! #2 and I have finally decided to actually write our own stuff so please Read and Review and let us know what you think. I'm a fan of Twilight, Dark Angel, Escaflowne, LOTR, Harry Potter and a few more...
Hello, I, #2, am here now, basking in the ultimate Welsh weather. (As #1 said before that involves quite a bit of rain.) Filling this little space with a tiny bit of information is rather difficult and my internet connection is being kift (for those of you who are unfamiliar with the word kift it means clumsy/broken) which means I am having to type the same bits of information over and over again. Oh well ... Just to let you know I was introduced to fanfic only a couple of weeks ago and I can't seem to get enough, its kind of addictive, I tend to end up glued to the computer until gone 2 in the morning which is fine in the holidays but probably will not work so well during term time.
Stories are starting to go up, and just to let you know a very large box of maltesers is great for writers block. ;D However if there is no chocolate in sight, a large bowl of popcorn covered in peanut butter and marmite will do nicely.
Right, Just in case we have forgotten to put this on the top of any of our chaps/stories heres the Disclaimer - We do not own any of the characters, they were all created by the wonderful Stephenie Meyer author of Twilight...or the brilliant J.K.Rowling
And a tip from us to you...If all else fails...google it, ie/ if the FF search engine goes down, google the title or what you have and voilá!!
Right, here are some of our favourite quotes, gathered from various places from here to The Restaurant at the End of the Universe...
'There's no I in team but there's an I in pie...meat pie, meat being the anagram of team.' - Shaun of the Dead
'There are no truths...only interpretations' - Frederick Nichah (Sp?)
'Fall down agan Bella?'
'I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face'
'Flash, I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth!' - Girly-person from Flash Gordon
"But Mr Dent, the plans have been available the local planning office for the last nine months."
'Beware the Deadly Donkey falling slowly from the sky,
"You're so thick, you're Mister Thick thick thickety thick thickface, from thicktown, thickania...and so's your dad!"
'I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow.'
'Mr.Stoaker:"There's a thunderstorm moving in and lightning is a form of static electricity as was best proven by...anyone?"
'The Doctor: You've got a mobile?
'Have you seen? There are these things! I mean space rhino things! Rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big rhino things with guns on the moon! I only came in for my bunions, look! All fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely. I said to my wife, I said, 'I'd recommend this place to anyone', But then we end up on the moon! And did I mention the rhinos!!'
Plasmavore: "With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine to make my escape!"
Tenth Doctor: (hold out the sonic screwdriver) Do you need this?
Friends (Phoebe) : "13 bathrooms in this place and I threw up in a coat closet."
The 'Something More' OneShot now has a prequel and we're even doing another...any more ideas would be appreciated. We're thinking of writing a series of stories that are linked, the rough chronological timeline of these is given below.
Bear with us as we're now in separate universities and have a bit of work to be generally getting on with plus exams, we have loads of ideas but can't exactly commit to anything right now as well, we're not very good at updating and we don't want you to hate us all seeing as the next story is proving to be quite long...