ReallyLoudObserver
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Joined 08-11-08, id: 1663976, Profile Updated: 01-06-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Heyo!

I want to be an author. More than almost anything. I am almost ashamed of my old writing. As now I have an immense dislike of Twilight, and I've become indifferent to Maximum ride.

And just so you know, I don't hate Twilight, I just don't like it.

Well I'm writing about me now, right? Well I'm an average girl. Not any actions of "looks down pants" or "checks birth certificate" I know I'm a girl. I'm a bit of an animoo and I'm not proud. I've become inspired by alot of things. I appriciate just life. I love to read and travel. I've also got the mind of a perverted man and a child. I'm not talented and I'm not amazing. I'm learning and I hope to be amazing one day.

Well sorry for the short bio and dumb stories, I hope to become better over time :)

-Plus, on fictionpress I'm ReallyLoudObserver too.

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Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
A Night With Fang by Carolanne984 reviews
Max and the flock end up taking a break and staying at a hotel. Max ends up having to share a room with fang! But what will happen that could make max change her mind about him? Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4746 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves on an all new adventure called boarding school. Problems ensue as they face boyfriends, friends,enemies, and roommates they can't stand. Major Fax and other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,172 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Big Brother Cullen Style! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Uh oh!The Cullen let Alice watch Big Brother!Now Carlisle is Julie Chen, the wolves and the vampires are competing for food,and Emmett's dressed like Hannah Montana?What's the secret of her past Bella's struggling to cover?Who will win Big Brother Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,714 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
Notes Galore! by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
What happens when you mix a very hyper Bella, a pad of paper and a pen? THIS! Baisiclly, the Cullen's start passing note instead of talking. Very random, very, very OOC. Very funny. So, please read and reveiw.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 121 - Words: 40,684 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
When a Winged Girl Meets a Magic Boy by Alyson May reviews
Harry Potter is playing Quidditch when he collides with who else but Maximum Ride. What happens when a mutant freak learns a whole new meaning to the word weird? Possible pairings later! Rated T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Max
The Twelve Days of Christmas by rootlessdream reviews
The Flock celebrates their first real Christmas. Set after MR3. Fang/Max. Iggy/Ella. Fluff Alert.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008
The Dimness of Edward by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! Oneshot. Bella's on her period, and she doesn't want Edward to know, but he is making that surprisngly difficult. And how is it possible that he can't figure out what's wrong when he's as old as he is? PreEclipse. R & R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,177 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three by icy roses reviews
One life is not enough for love; Percy and Annabeth try for the Isles of the Blest, but it seems that fate is not always kind to them.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,874 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
The Marauder's Advice To YOUR Problems by PadfootLoverr reviews
The Marauder's give advice to the population of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,290 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
California Beach by Sarcastic4159 reviews
When Max spies on the boys when they go down to the beach will what she finds bring her closer to Fang or tear them a part? Can Max and The Flock handle normal lives or will it get to complicated?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,259 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
The Journal by heavenlyhuntress reviews
ø ºAU• Hinata's your average shy timid girl. Sasuke's your cold, unafflictive guy. They meet on the first day of school when Hinata breaks his nose. Funny dished out randomly. ø
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,393 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride, The Volturi Battle by 13crazycheer13 reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. Post MR4, New Moon. The Flock move to Forks. While they're there the Volturi come to change Bella and want Max too. As a last resort the Flock and the Cullens turn to The Pack for help. Check my profile for A/Ns. Enjoy!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Bella
Girlfriend by livelaughlove95 reviews
AH! So everyone has been friends for ever and Edward is dating Jessica Stanley. Bella's in love with Edward. So Alice and Rose help Bella think of a plan to get back at Jessica... Full summary inside. First Story! Read and Review! Thanks! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,338 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
More Evil Lockers by Aulophobic Clarinetist reviews
What would happen if lockers were installed in Hogwarts? locker problems, combination errors, and hilariously embarrassing moments, that's what. Abandoned/Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Always One by IcyScorpio reviews
A new vampire coven has moved into Forks. What happens when one takes an interest in Bella, and Edward knows one of the others? How will Edward react? Bella's life will be changed forever. Going throgh an editing process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,667 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New kind of magic by Silver J reviews
It's been three years since the Volturi's visit. And now Olympic covens and three La Push shape-shifters are asked to go to certain school. TwilghtXHarry Potter On hold for a moment
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
The Twilighter Times by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
Your online Twilight newspaper! Complete with recent news and other fun articles! We will give you all the things you need and want to know about Twilight! Articles include: Ask Alice, Twilight Hangman, Great Stories To Check Out, and a whole lot more!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,443 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
No Words are Needed by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- "Her beautiful face was white as a sheet, but she stubbornly locked her jaw against crying out." Fang and Max have to find their way back home after the fight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
Note Passing : Cullen Style by cullen twins reviews
Randomness Galore! ooc and tad bit au! have fun. A few ideas taken from the story Pens and Sharpies. safely rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008
Wings and Immortals by maximumcullenxxx reviews
In Forks, with vampires, things are risky. Especially now. Max has a new mission. A mission to save what makes up this world from what makes up part. Jacob needs to choose between love and imprintment. And Forks is in great danger...FAX. BLACKWATER.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,824 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Max, Fang
me and my future by musicismyw0rld reviews
Basically, Max has a new power and it involves the future. And Fang does something that Max never wanted to see. And FAX so plz R&R! I'll put as much as I can think of. This is my 1st fanfic so plz be nice. Rated T just in case. Thanks!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008
WTF AIM? by 0Permanent Hiatus0 reviews
EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE REST OF THIS STORY AND DONT WANT TO READ THE VERY LAST CHAPTER ITS IMPORTANT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
A Hiccup in Time by sammygirl1963 reviews
The Winchesters go on a hunt for a demigod who can manipulate time. The hunt backfires on them leaving Sammy in a toddler form with his adult mind still intact. Can John and Dean protect little Sammy until he is returned to his adult form? Angst/Comfort
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 86,294 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Not all kid's games are innocent by beatifulbookworm reviews
What happens when Carlisle and Esme are out hunting and everyone else is left home...Things get a little crazy with the help of Alice's idea.. please read and review first fanfiction..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008
A Cullen epidemic! by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
What happens when Bella gets the chicken pox? Bella hates staying in bed and gets rebellious, and what makes the Cullens so miserable? It will happen when they least expect it! BXE EXR EXC AXJ set before Breaking dawn, but post Eclipse! HAPPY READING! :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Kidnapping Fang by VampiressE12B reviews
haaha. Me samm and VG is gonna kidnap fang now. Shmiles. Bye bye.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,577 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008
Karaoke Night by Edwardsgirl011893 reviews
It's Karaoke night at Forks high, and some People have things to say. Rated T for cussing in future songs. Canon couples. My attempt at humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,792 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
MR 5: End Game Wanna Play? by mfingatfan reviews
Author's Note again... READ, READ, READ! Need some direction on the sequel that you have been waiting for. Oh - and if you haven't read the story, READ that too! Flock battles baddies - lots of action, adventure, humor, romance FAX - you'd like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 136 - Words: 106,536 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Trading Spouses Vamp Style by EdwardLuvr22 reviews
Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,550 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008
Faxness: To Be or Not to Be? by StandardAngel717 reviews
Max is finally realizing her feelings about Fang. Will everything turn out okay? Set three weeks after MR4. Characters may be a little OOC, but it's my first story so R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008
Maximum Hogwarts by DTFrogget reviews
Max and The Flock go to Hogwarts and compete in the Triwizard Tournament. It's my first fanfic so go easy on it please. Set after the Final Warning, a little FAX. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN AGES!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Dead or Alive? by minimeyer reviews
What would happen if the Cullens found the Twilight Saga? Chaos would threaten our favorite character's lives. **HUGE TWIST!** Not very long, but I put a lot in my chapters. R&R! Pwease?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Field Trip by MaidenChina reviews
Max and the flock go back to school and are on ANOTHER field trip. Very manga-ish themes, such as overnight stay in a hotel and hot springs... need I say more? MAJORLY FLUFFY and TOTALLY FAX. First fanfic, please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Cullen's trip to WalMart by Paranoid Pessimist reviews
The Cullens move to a new town in Montana and decide to let the people there know that the Cullen Family is in town... by playing pranks in Wal-mart. This is about 70 years after Bella has been married to ewdard and changed into a vampire. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,078 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008
10 Things: Twilight Style by a little erratic reviews
Lists of 10 things such as: 10 Things the Volturi Frequently do, 10 Things Edward Does while Bella Sleeps, and 10 Cullen Nicknames! Which Twilight character bought a Snuggie? Find out in Ch. 7! Companion to 10 Things: Harry Potter Style. More to come!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Aro, Bella
The Cerebral Coordination of Ginny Weasley by ValorOrgulloso reviews
When you get caught dancing in your underwear... HarryGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,620 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
High school by Anndii reviews
The Cullen kids are on thier way back to Forks high school. People are in love with Edward. People will start threatining Bella to stay away from Ed. Find out in High School
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Cullen Season by Ali Wolfe reviews
a hybrid story consisting of chats, wally-world pranks, etc. read, and review to tell me just the -im-perfection. Disclaimer: I does not own Twilight to reassure u doubters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2008
A Maximum Christmas by XcaaiitttlllliiiiinnnnnnX reviews
The flock decided to settle down for christmas, their first one ever. Many things to consider, like where to stay, a tree, presents decorations, and how some members feel about each other. Fax, Niggy. Read to find out,reviews suck...:P
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Letters by RhiannonChloe reviews
Whats this? Harry Potter is unloved because his girlfriend read Twilight and is now an Edward-light. What does he do? He writes a letter and sends it to Edward Cullen via Hedwig, how will Edward re-act? What did Harry write? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008
Be Safe for All of Our Sakes! by paigeisavampire reviews
How/when/where/why did Edward write that "Be safe" note to Bella? This tells the behind the scenes of that. It's a funny little one shot/crackfic cut me some slack, it's like 3am! Rated T. Why? Because I say so.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Mike Cullen by gwnmonkey reviews
The Cullens are hunting. A weak Jasper finds Mike, hiking in the woods. Edward tries to stop him but it's too late. Mike is a vampire. Edward and him struggle living together, fighting over the right to love Bella Swan. Please Read and Review :D Thanks.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Rock a'by egg? by Demon-Kitty-Chan reviews
What will happen when Max and Fang have to take care of an egg for a health project. What will Max do when Lisa is Fangs partner? This is my first fanfict. Flames Welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/13/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Complete
Forks and Spoons and In Between by Nosuchthingashappilyeverafter reviews
Yes I know it's overdone but too bad. What happens when my friends and I win a game show, and go to Forks? When fiction becomes reality? When the vampire realm depends on two perverted tweens? Crap, vampires are doomed if it's up to us...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2008
What Not to Wear: Bella Swan by Sara811 reviews
Alice and Rosalie sign Bella up for the TV show What Not to Wear to cure her of her jeans and tees wardrobe. When everyone goes to New York, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,094 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
N Is For Naughty, but M Is For Manly! by Mayniac reviews
FAX! Max and Fang have a project to do in LA. What do all the kids in your household's names mean? Now A Two Shot! Yes, they are kind of OOC in my point of view. I WILL update The Making Of...! Has some badwords. FAX! Maybe Eggy or Niggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Evolution of Emmett by Zelda Cullen reviews
A deleted part of the wedding reception from Eternally Yours. Very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
E Cullen in Cyberspace by paigeisavampire reviews
My response to FanFiction taking down my 97 chapter story Notes from the Cullen Coven. Oh, did I mention it had over 500 reviews. So yeah, I'm mad. Rest in peace Notes from the Cullen Coven
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Warning: May Irritate Harry Potter Characters by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to cause the Harry Potter characters to spontaneously combust? No? Ah, well - I've decided to tell you anyway. Ten ways to annoy the heck out of each Harry Potter character... read, enjoy, and please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
Flying With Vampires by FireDeztiny reviews
.:MR/TWILIGHT CROSSOVER:. A boy falling out of the sky is bad enough. No, wait scratch that. A WINGED boy falling out of the sky is really bad... The flock and the Cullens cross paths! What trouble will brew from this meeting? FAX BxE GIVEN UP. sorry.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,223 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters by sugarhigh123 reviews
Ways to annoy and piss off the Twilight Characters. I know that everyone does these, but I like them so I decided to make it. This one is much more original than the other stories like this out there!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008
Spirit Week At Forks High by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
It's Spirit Week at Forks High...how will Bella, Edward & Alice survive?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Diary of a redheaded teenager! by Morphox reviews
Ginny is fretting over the arrival of one Harry Potter. Whilst his stay at the burrow he has to witness Ginny embarrass herself. She decides to jot down all these times in her diary. Diary Form! HP/GW R&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Heroes by iToke reviews
A Maximum Ride/Heroes crossover. The flock have just returned from Miami, after the hurricane. Suddenly Fang starts absorbing peoples powers. But suddenly he is being hunted, by a strage company, and a mysterious killer named Sylar....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008
Love Story by Future-Little-Mrs.-Teddy-Lupin reviews
a song-fic to Taylor Swift's Love Story about Harry & Ginny through thier relationship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Tokyo Mew Mew: Truth or Dare by Dubious Writings reviews
Tokyo Mew Mew: Truth or Dare! Time to ask your favourite characters questions or dare them to do something you've always wanted to do! You can join in the torture too! Just ask and we'll see! R&R your dares please!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008
Hypnosis for the Mutant BirdKid in You! by AllytheThird reviews
Nudge learns hypnosis and hypnotizes the flock into revealing their deepest secrets, which she then videos and shows them. Faxness ensues. Written by the awesome Authoress sunshinerosesandDEATH and myself.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2008
Next July Fools Day by TeamEdwardCullen8208 reviews
SEQUEL TO JULY FOOLS DAY? Bella's a big bad vamp now, and she's got a few tricks up her sleeve. With a new power and newborn superstrength, anything can happen. And you can rest assured that something will.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Mikes World! by CheyanneMarie reviews
Mike try to impress Bella, she gets annoyed and the Cullens decided to get him. a little embarrassment for him couldn't hurt could it? First story, please be nice, little OOC. 1st chp isnt that good, but it gets BETTER, I PROMISE, all you do is R&R, PLEAZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,573 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
Loch Ness Monster by LovelyTomorrow reviews
I believe that every teenage girl feels like she is a freak at some point in the road to adulthood. I, however, am a real freak. Nessie's story. BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
Murky Waters by Rhiannon Summer reviews
When Edward keeps having reoccuring dreams about a certian Mermaid. What happens when he finds her on the beach, singing. Ed/Bells DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN TWILIGHT! All Human cept Mermaids.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare : School Version SEQUAL by MrsEdwardAnthonyMasenCullen95 reviews
Truth or Dare : School Version, continued. Now that the Kids from school know about the Cullen's secret, how will the game go on? And How have the Pack suddenly gotten involved?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Playground Protector by HolliiiCruiser reviews
“You’re my very bestest friend, Edward, but you still can’t tell me what to do. Yes, I am going to jump! Yes, I am!” 8 year old's Edward and Bella have a recess arguement about Bella jumping off of a swing. Very short, sweet, and cute! AU.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
To The Nearest Desk by power-of-two reviews
Alice is a little bored in class, and decides to use her origami lessons to send notes to her soon-to-be sister, Bella. Written by two authors...written by Alice and Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008
Valentine's Day by sugarhigh123 reviews
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Any Twilight Fan by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
Little one-shot I thought up in class. Chelsea is in for one big surprise.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Interviewing the Cullen's by nogoodpen-name reviews
What happens when I interview each and every Cullen? Is better than it sounds.Breaking Dawn spoilers! Rated T just in case! Read and Review PLEASE AND THANK-YOU! 5 Reviews and next chapter will be posted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
History With Jasper by kentuckydreamer6 reviews
Its just an ordinary day in history class with Edward and Jasper,but what happens when the teacher insults the Confederate army?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Mike Needs To Be Institutionalized by Chaotic Streams reviews
Mike takes advantage of the sunny week, and tries to convince Bella that they were meant be be together. Only, he goes to the extremes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,401 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Mike
Camp Counselors: Edward and Jacob by Kimmy1901 reviews
[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 9/30/2007
Fight For You by x0biteme0x reviews
Bella's was changed a year ago & the Cullens moved to Alaska. Time to go to college but what if they meet more vampires, one of which tries to seduce Bella? Read on as something horrible exposes both covens and brings on the Volturi! CH4 is now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Forks by xXxTeamEdwardxXx reviews
Ah, the antics of the Forks chatroom. This is a companion to Late Night With Edward Cullen. I promise there is more on the way!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2008
Twilight the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
AIM with the Cullens by sugarhigh123 reviews
What happens when the Cullens and other members of Forks try out IMing? Very OOC, but hopefully funny. Whats Edwards secret? Who does Jessica look like? And who the hell is "anybody"? Might add more some day, but for now, it's on hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2008
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Twilight alphabet by sugarhigh123 reviews
I was really bored when writing this, so here is the twilight alphabet... Kinda stupid, but I was just in the mood. Rated T because other ratings are gay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Late Night with Edward Cullen by xXxTeamEdwardxXx reviews
Bella and Edward's first IM convo. This actually makes sense and is worth reading unlike other chats. More is on the way if you review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Snow Day, Game Day by Tragic Alchemy reviews
School's been snowed out, so Bella's got a day to herself. Wool socks, Disney movies, and... vampire video gamers?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Note Passing by sugarhigh123 reviews
What happens when people pass notes and get caught? Sort of funny I think, if you have my sense of humor. Mike, Mrs. Goff, Mr. Banner's fan club, it's all there. Flames will be used to help me burn jacob in hell. Sequel is much better, so read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Weird and Wonderful Tales Of The Cullens! by HolliiiCruiser reviews
Random, funny, and sometimes sad situations between everyone's favorite family of vampires and Bella! I'll keep them coming, if you keep reading them! Ch. 35: Bella meets Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter when she ends up in her refrigerator. RANDOM!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Turned Down by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
A little oneshot I've been thinking of writing since I first read Twilight. Jessica asks Edward Cullen to the Spring Dance. I don't own Edward or any other characters.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Simply Dazzling by EdwardAddict reviews
Cuddling up with the scrumptious-smelling Edward gives Bella a great idea. Why not bottle his scent and sell it? Just think how much happier the women of the world would be! Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iggy and Gazzy note by VampiressE12B reviews
Sequal to Nudge note.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Tampons ! by Katxo reviews
Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Hollywood with Holli: The Harry Potter Episodes by HolliiiCruiser reviews
My "talk-show" were I interview various characters from Harry Potter. Except your character to get bashed in the head with a large brick and expect lots of randomness. Episode Two: I get Ron Weasley to reveal his "Extracurricular" Activities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
The List by S. Ivanov reviews
Iggy and Ella create a list of ‘10 ways to irritate Max’ and blackmail Fang into doing the things on the list. FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
99 Ways to Kill Fang by Spirited Heart reviews
Ever wondered just how creative you could get when killing Fang? REVISED AND UPDATED VERSION.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Fang
Nudge Note by VampiressE12B reviews
Sequal to Max note. Nudge decides to leave a little note on fang's Blog. lol.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Max Note by VampiressE12B reviews
max leaves a little note on fangs blog. Garanteed to make you laugh!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk: Max Style by wingsgirl1313 reviews
SEQUEL TO THE TALK! Well, now we all know how Max and Fang and Iggy got their talks. But what happens when Jeb is gone and the duty falls on the shoulders of our favorite fourteen-year-old avian hybrids?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/13/2008
The Talk by wingsgirl1313 reviews
In the E shaped house, Jeb had some parenting duties to do. Among which is telling his children, aka, the young flock about the birds and the bees.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
Pureblood Paradise by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Draco's thoughts after he joins Voldemort, sung to the tune of Amish Paradise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Bus Seat by Captain Atticus reviews
A oneshot detailing the morning of the field trip in School's Out Forever in Fang's POV. Faxness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
The Muggle's Secret by Brooklynnx reviews
When Meg sneaks into Hogwarts she tries to fit in, but it's hard to do magic when you're a Muggle. Who knows what could happen? Rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007
The Last Year by KittyThomas reviews
Set immediately after the penultimate chapter of book 7: the lost book 8. Harry, Ron and Hermione have to repeat their last year to obtain their N.E.W.Ts. Yay with the Quidditch and lessons! Usual pairings, plus one more...C O M P L E T E R&R still!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,571 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Friends by wingsgirl1313 reviews
A songfic to the Jonas Brother's Just Friends. Fang wants to be more that best friends with Max. Does she feel the same way? Oneshot. Rating to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Promises You Can't Keep by nellabella41 reviews
I watched as they walked down the street, this was different from Fang's usual silence, but change is good. However, as I saw Luna grab Fang's hand and pull him around the corner I was overcome with jealousy and rage. This was the final straw. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
The UMRFGPA by Funnybusinessperson reviews
The United Maximum Ride Fan Girl Pairing Association. The flock meets some arguing fangirls! FAX VS MARI! Add a dash of Fax in there. Chapter 2 is up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 576 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Torturing of Jasper by angelofmusicxo reviews
Jasper goes through more than you'd think! He catches Edward and Bella in an... awkward moment...haha! originally a oneshot but I love Jazzy too much to keep it at that! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The First Kiss by HolliiiCruiser reviews
This is Bella and Edward's first kiss in Edward's point of view.... I am working on this since a lot of you said you wanted more so bear with me....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
SWITCHED by cinderemma reviews
In a drunken state Ron accidently casts a spell upon the residents of Hogwarts castle and now everyone has switched bodies! Who's been hiding secrets? Is someone pregnant? Who's sleeping with profeesor snape? Mwah ha ha. You'll have to read to find out..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005
Five Times Mike Newton has hated Edward Cullen by samantha.e.anne reviews
Mike Newton on his favorite subject, himself, and his least favorite subject, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Official Rules of The Marauders by WutevaChica reviews
Harry opens up the Marauders Map and what unfolds before him? The Official Rules of the Maruaders. Written on a sugar high
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Potter Pattern by WutevaChica reviews
Prof. Minerva McGonnagal has noticed a pattern over her many years as a Student and Teacher at Hogwarts. She refers to it fondly as The Potter Pattern.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Minerva M., James P. - Complete
Weasley Theories: Ginny Weasley by Fidelian reviews
Ginny can't seem to forget Harry. So Ron gives her some brotherly advice: Find yourself. And here's the Weasley Theories! HG, but also RHr Please R&R! COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Orange Crush by MalusMagus reviews
Takes place summer after fifth year. Ron and Hermione get together. They team up with a few others to get Harry and Ginny together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 442 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Confronting the Family by alternativelyspliced reviews
Harry finally realizes his feelings for Ginny, but does she still feel the same? And what about her family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,839 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In Light of Later Events by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
When Ginny was seven, her mother finally got around to explaining exactly who this You Know Who person was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Ginny W., Voldemort - Complete
Hogwarts Meets FanFictionNet! by SassyBird reviews
{Complete} What would happen if a laptop computer infiltrated Hogwarts and the students found FF.net on Google? Rated PG for mild, (mostly implied) slash, high levels of insanity and subtle doses of sarcasm. Flames are welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Complete
The Facts of Life by ChinoYaEejit reviews
On the night before harry's birthday James shares some of the more important facts of life with him R/R pleaz...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/15/2003 - James P., Harry P.
Mistura d'Amore by Casca reviews
H/G R/Hrm. A group of fifth year girls, including Ginny Weasley, make a love potion and the results are disastrous!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,715 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Skye Rocket's Dream!! by Skye Rocket reviews
OK, real dream here. Serious mayhem, I only put it under Pokemon for Gary and Professor Oak. It is weird!! Rated PG for serious pandemonium.I stupidly put this under DRAMA. Yeah, right. Just read it!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2001
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What REALLY happened in the Ballet studio reviews
When Bella walked in she never expected to see THIS. Now a SERIES of one shots.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, James
Marking reviews
What happenes when Edward and Bella's reacher assigns a poetry assignment? Read to find out. Such titles as "Lauren" "The Best" And "Best Shoes" Are included.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Aww Faxness to the Maxness reviews
Okay. this is a oneshot that just was all like "WRITE ME NOW! I NEED TO BE PUBLISHED!" So I HAD to comply...:D FAXXXXXXX! I Love fax. they are perfect! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
I'd Lie reviews
A songfic of Max's feelings. That are deeeeepp ddedeeeeeeppppp down. Hope you like!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
BiPolar Edward reviews
Just a little one-shot that I thought of and laughed at myself. Read and I am almost sure you will like it ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
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