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Joined 08-11-08, id: 1664011, Profile Updated: 01-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Alright, I'm Emma.

I came onto this site many years ago as a crazy young girl with a penchant for gay sex. Somewhat rabid. I was previously known as RabidyaoifanEmmzie-Chan or something, I don't know. Yes I still enjoy yaoi, but I'm not so hyper. I'm a weed smoking bisexual with some dark shadows behind me, and many scars to call for it. I used to write, but I will return from hiatus when I have the time to write with some finesse. Will take requests.

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Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I just love being naked in my own room, k?
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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When he remembers by SilverCrescentX reviews
Naruto has a dream, of a man whose face he knows not, except for the taste of his mouth and the curve of his backside. After too many sleepless nights, he resolves to find the man who he can't remember, who, to his horror, is Sasuke Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bully Whistle ONESHOT by Go-To-The-Extreme reviews
After seeing bruises on her youngest son's legs Mikoto assigns her eldest son to defend her baby from the bullies.- Sasuke gets a bully whistle from his mom. Whenever he blows into it Itachi hurries to him and beats the crap out of the bullies. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
White Grains COMPLETE by Go-To-The-Extreme reviews
Sasuke is brought back to Konoha by Naruto, but he is not the Sasuke they used to know. Drugs and isolation caused Sasuke's personality to disintegrate. Will Naruto be able to bring the one he loves back from insanity? COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How The Fish Got His Wings by Azuma Kio reviews
A Year after Sasuke came back and an accident one night leads to unfolding more secrets of the Uchiha and leaves Naruto with a bit more than he can handle. NaruSasu Kyuusasu Sasuke is a bit ooc. Warning: Spoilers, Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to My Life by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
AU. Sasuke and Naruto are rivals. Sasuke is a jerk and geek, Naruto is loud and popular. But as they learn about each other could love bloom? With pressures from friends and family there are many obsticals to over come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Save Me by dmnq8 reviews
1900 New York. A longshoreman and an aristocrat, on opposite ends of the social spectrum. Personalities clash as they are forced to depend on each other. For roboguy45. Yaoi, lemons, cross-dressing, NaruSasu. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,691 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide N' Go Seek by desichan17 reviews
A young spitfire detective. an old detective captain. a teenage genius. a stubborn delinquent, and a missing boy. what do all these have in common? they have all just been thrown onto the wildest ride of their lives...*itachi/sasori/deidara**maybe yaoi*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,465 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Kari Banpaia by desichan17 reviews
Deidara is a young boy with a chip on his shoulder. he hates vampires. which is why he and his two best friends hidan and pein hunt them. but what happens when he encounters a rather seductive, and deceptive vampire named sasori? A war is near....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,303 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Strangers By Day, Lovers By Night by fuelled by ramen reviews
"Teach me how to fight," Sasuke asked. And the only thing Naruto wanted to teach him was how to take it as he pounded him into the mattress. NARUSASU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidden Desire by tisshuuame reviews
After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cupcakes &Wieners by Acherona reviews
New neighborhood, new neighbors…old lovers. How will Minato survive moving next door to Fugaku Uchiha, naked sons and perverted scarecrows aren't helping matters much, or are they?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Fugaku U., Minato N. - Complete
Sight For Sore Eyes by Jelp reviews
For some, to die honorably is far easier than finding a reason worth living for. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seduction at 40,000 Feet by dmnq8 reviews
A routine flight back to Kuwait turns into anything but. Who's seducing who anyway? Oneshot. Coarse language, yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. AU. Giftfic for SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rebound by dmnq8 reviews
All he'd wanted was a shampoo and some gossip from his hairstylist, but the gorgeous temp working in the salon was too fine to resist. Yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Stellar-TheFanGirl. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,224 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The New Kid is a Rock Star! by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sasuke is a rock star, he's been in the business ever sine he could remember. Now his brother is making him finish high school in a public school. With fan girls and boys, drugs, drinking, parties, and a certain blonde involved, chaos ensues. Au NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,018 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Moron by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eyes That Will Never Fade in My Heart by Katsumi Batei reviews
Naruto is a famous rockstar making his first tour to Japan. Two years ago he ran into a man and it was love at first sight but he never got his name or where he was from. Two years later his waiter is non other than... NaruSasu Lemon in later chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,577 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Only the ring finger knows Vers Eng by Haganemaru reviews
When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Love by Kaline Reine reviews
I have discontinued this story. I'm very sorry but it will be re-written from the start and the new story will be posted under the title "Sick Puppy". I hope I can make it better than this one was. It's the same idea, just a different much darker story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,320 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
In your shoes by Lisea18 reviews
When Dobe is Bastard and Bastard is Dobe, chaos is sure to follow. Naru/Sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,918 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lycanthrope by I-Wish-For-A-Demon reviews
He had knew it wasn’t right. That he was going against his own kind to love a mere human. Sasodei, DeiSaso Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Poems & Oranges by Acherona reviews
Lame ass ridiculous poems and an unhealthy obsession with oranges, the blond was a huge moron…Then why couldn’t Sasuke get him out of his head? Happy NaruSasu day!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Vampire No Danna II by yokosfangirl reviews
Sequel to Vampire No Danna. It’s Deidara’s birthday, but Sasori has forgotten. Little does Deidara know is that Sasori has a surprise he’ll never forget. Rated M for lemon and slight bondage. DeiSaso. Don't like yaoi, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Skin asks for pleasure first by Insomniac-A-Go-Go reviews
This is practically raining lemons! A heartless puppet master, a feisty blonde and a near death experience -what do you get? YAOI, DeiXSaso, smut, characters basically all over each other. Sombre undertone & dark plot -full description/warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,244 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Don't Touch Me, un! by Gone4everAndaDay reviews
The Vampire Pein and his brothers, Zetsu, Kakuzu and Kisame band together to buy a birthday present for their hated little brother, Sasori. Sadly, Deidara is chosen as a pet. Poor him. It's a shame Sasori, under all his silence, loves rough bondage! RAPE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,752 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nostalgia by forbiddenist reviews
“This is the line that marks insanity, Sasuke.” He made a line in the dirt in front of him with his foot. “Cross it.” ItaSasu, NaruSasu, slight GaaSasu. Rated M. Really. Now with Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The::Pet by Gone4everAndaDay reviews
When a naked neko is found on Naruto's doorstep in the middle of the night, an escapee cat-boy experiment of Orochimaru's, things change in his life. And the sexually active child isn't helping! Jealous Sasuke! Shota-yaoi. Child-sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Ping Pong by Chain-of-Sacrifice reviews
Blamed for his Mother's death, abused by his father, and raped by his brother. Is there no one that can save Sasuke from this living hell? Happy Version of "Pillow Child" WARNING: contains Yaoi, Uchihacest, Child Abuse, and Torture. Epilogue posted up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,565 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Lightning by this be a dead account reviews
Sasori undergoes emotional turmoil concerning his college roommate, Orochimaru. Deidara takes it upon himself to cure his new friend. M for implied non-con, language, and mature topics in dialogue. OroSaso and DeiSaso. Alternate Universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,221 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Threat by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Deidara and Itachi are in love, but it’s a constant 'He loves me, he loves me not.' Itachi gets Deidara upset one night so he leaves and goes to a host club, meeting Sasori and falling completely head over heels. What happens when Itachi finds out? Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,876 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Secret Promise by dmnq8 reviews
UNOFFICIAL MANGA CHAP 459. Sasuke sees Naruto begging the Raikage for his life and makes the blond a promise. Lemon,narusasunaru. One-shot. Disclaimer in my profile. UPDATED WITH EXTENDED LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Art Lessons by Purple Bones reviews
HS AU. Deidara's favorite teacher was supposed to teach him Art, not bed business. SasoDei. Warning: Juicy lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,040 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Lose Yourself by BluWhispers reviews
AU, NejiSasu. When Sasuke first comes to Konohagakure, aka Mutant High, he wants to leave. But somehow, he must learn that in life, no man is an island, and it's better to open your heart and take the leap than run away and hide in the darkness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,909 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
The Last Gift by the-sirens-song reviews
Sasori and Deidara meet in the middle of the night, and something strange happens... and Deidara has to kill the redhead. But by the time he get's around to it, will he be able to? DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,593 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
The Hunt by myfreudianslip reviews
There are things, apparently, that you can't do without black haired pussies meddling in your business. Hunting down missing children happens to be one of them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rules Of Engagement by Not Really Yours reviews
With their hectic families and friends, the wedding plans, ghosts, stalkers, and college, Naruto and Sasuke knew they were in for a ride when they got engaged. But now they were told there were rules to be properly engaged? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,856 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Make Me Scream by BomberBrat reviews
Just a little bondage, and a little DeiSaso. A request for RabidyaoifangirlEmmzie-Chan, hope you like it darling!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lightning Crashes by BomberBrat reviews
Oneshot. Deidara is awoken by a fierce thunderstorm that is shaking the Akatsuki base. Luckily Sasori is there to take care of the little "problem" that thunderstorms cause for Deidara. Yaoi, SasoDei, Fetish. Rated M for naughty content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Be With You by DarkChocolateCat reviews
When Sasuke finds himself dealing with something that could change his and his boyfriend Naruto's life forever, how will things play out? Especially when there are already some problems with said boyfriend. NaruSasu, SasUKE, mpreg, shounenai, yaoi, AU, OO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hurt Me by Kaline Reine reviews
His older brother was always telling him things that didn't make sense. He said things that hurt feel good and things that feel good hurt. Did that mean Itachi was a liar, if what he said was the opposite of the truth? Read to find out! ItaSasu yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,190 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Debate by myfreudianslip reviews
It all started, innocently enough, with a pair of jeans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Naruto Cast Presents: BrokeNCYDE by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
Yeah, a whole bunch of Naruto yaoi pairings to BrokeNCYDE songs. Full summary inside. SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta, KonaPein, ZetsuTobi, SasuNaru, KibaShino, NejiShika, KakaIru, etc. TAKING REQUESTS FOR YAOI PAIRINGS WITH BC13 SONGS! Details inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Akatsuki
Three Times Lucky by Sharzam reviews
NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Seme is an Uke! by TanukiRaccoon reviews
What was freaking Sasuke out was that hours before someone had been pounded into the bed. And that someone was Sasuke Uchiha." Yaoi, NARUSasu, crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Lace and Chains by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori is lonely and wants nothing more than to be loved by a certain blond bomber. But what kind of secret fetishes does Deidara harbor? DeiSaso, super uke Loli Sassy is magic and you know it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To Warm The Coldest Of Hearts by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Naruto is popular; Sasuke is a geek. They hate each other, but what happens with a make over, tutoring and a whole other side of the geek is shown? After all that is just at school. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,671 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasori Of The Motherland by RedSand reviews
Another average day in Sasori and Kakuzu's little Russian shack, untill a certain blond shows up out of nowhere. Sasodei, KakuzuxfemHidan, yaoi, au.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Bully by blueball reviews
Sasori is asked to talk about bullying in the high school he went to in his earlier years. Unfortunately though, it's his boyfriend's current school, and he is one of the bullies. Deisaso.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Right Here Waiting by CerealK reviews
They had promised each other three years ago that whenever Naruto returned to Japan Sasuke would be right there waiting for him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Alien Boyfriend by AestheticAcoustic reviews
A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he find an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Lie by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
It was simply impossible. Deidara couldn’t be dead. He promised Sasori that he’d never leave, but it was a lie. An ugly, red lie." SasoDei, DeiSaso gore... M for violence and such! :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Perfect Nerd by InukoYoukai55 reviews
Sasori is the perfect nerd, he's smart, shy and...pregnant. After a night with Deidara, 16 year old Sasori finds out he's pregnant. How can he survive school with a child, paranoid parents, and Deidara? Warnings: Mpreg, OC for comedy , high school.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Four M's Are Better Than One by Kaline Reine reviews
Sharingancest fic for 2nd prize winner. Itachi molests Sasuke, causing him to miss a Science test. Kakashi asks him to stay after class to make up for it. They have kinky fun in the science lab, until Itachi shows up. ; ItaSasu, KakaSasu, slight KakaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Take a Spin by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
She could think of no better way to celebrate Sakura's return after fourteen days away at a conference than to play spin the bottle for two. InoSaku oneshot. Yuri. Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Guy Love by Dominate One reviews
It's guy love between two friends. NaruSasu Anal, H/C, Humil, M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Fugaku by ivxvi reviews
AU. Naruto is dating Fugaku’s daughter, Sasuke. Cue in the typical father/boyfriend talk/interrogation. complete with threats of a .9mm and a shovel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppetry in the stockroom by Amberrrrr'Ox reviews
Deidara, Sasori, Stockroom, lights off,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sanctified by BomberBrat reviews
DeiSaso, Sasori is a whore, and using Deidara for sex, but are the blonds feelings for the redhead deeper then just physical? Will a relationship between them ever work? Can a whore fall in love? Rated M for yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Meet The Uchihas by Not Really Yours reviews
Naruto got Sasuke to let him spend the holidays with the Uchihas, and he's never been more excited. But will he able to survive Hurricane Uchiha? Or die trying? NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,141 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As You Wish by If Only Cacti Could Fly reviews
Continuation of Meeting New People, Sasori's life has become Murphy's Law, everything that can go wrong will go wrong, he needs his family and friends for support, but now that he needs them, they seem so far away. DeiSaso, and other pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
To Kiss a Puppet by hell-raiser13 reviews
Hidan is bothered in how Sasori continues to watch him. Sasori soon shows him why. WARNING Yaoi or shounen ai If you don't like then DONT READ... Yaoi, hidanxsasori, hisaso or sasohi. Mostly SasoHi. Rated M for good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Let Me Make You Better by LawlietLover8 reviews
Kiba/Sasu Kiba has quite the jealous streak, but him worried over his love is twice as scary! Can he make Sasuke feel better? WARNING! Yaoi! Don't like - Don't read. But please no judging, if you don't like! Ooh! Forget the disclaimer! I don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Kiba I. - Complete
Self Destruction by If Only Cacti Could Fly reviews
Yahiko is tormented daily by everything Pein does. Over time he cannot take the pain anymore. After he has sunken to the lowest of low he degrades him self even more for Pein's affection, but not telling him how he really feels until his last dying breath
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Pain/Pein, Yahiko - Complete
Aquarium by Belladonna Andromeda reviews
There are so many fish in the sea, but you're the only one for me. Lemonish. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,310 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Threatened Member by AoshiKanazaru reviews
Naruto kept on thinking Sasuke's going to cut off his cock
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possibilites by Steely-Toast reviews
AU PWP Drabble M Deidara and Sasori on a hot summers day. Popsicles and sex ensue. DeiSasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Who's Insane Now? by angelicakes reviews
Temari... Kankurou's talking to inanimate objects again. I think it's time for a little intervention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kankuro
Happy BirthDei! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
It's Deidara 16th birthday! Yep, kids he's finally legal! And the Akatsuki go around celebrating this by giving him presents that he can actually use now... But, when he wants to find out how to use them he turns to his Danna... Yes it's yaoi! DeiSaso!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Forever Danna by RedSand reviews
/Sequal to Good Night Danna/ One time is all it takes, but what could a puppet like Sasori and someone as young as Deidara know about what would effect the rest of their lives? character death, Sasodei, Kakuhi, ZetKonan, Kisaita, OCxTobi, MPreg, D-O-N-E!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,862 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just a Little Taste by MistressKaia reviews
Vampire- n. 1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to suck the blood of sleeping persons at night. SasoDei/DeiSaso, OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
God Help Us All by henohenomoheji reviews
AU. To investigate the Akatsuki’s latest gang activity, Sasuke goes undercover to infiltrate an enemy-owned brothel...as a woman. All hell breaks loose. Yakuza, insanity, and crossdressing/drag. Itasasu. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,089 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Relax,Relapse by decoratedxemergencee reviews
Sasuke a self hating, self mutilating teenager gets sent to a mental hospital where he meets Naruto. A schizophrenic with two personalities. There they begin a new twisted romance. Yaoi read and review. Co-written with Kilito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Snowboarding Bet by Dominate One reviews
There two mountains one for the rich and the other for the poor, what if Naruto’s friends made a bet with Sasuke’s friends saying that Naruto couldn't kick his butt in snowboarding race....NaruSasu... Anal,Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cat ears! by A-shadow-of-a-doubt reviews
yes another DeiSaso relationship! But, with added cat ears! What will happen, when two months into their relationship their friends force Sasori to wear cat ears...? M for yaoi scene Chapter 4! Read and hopefully enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Squeeze Me, Tease Me, Please Don't Please Me by InukoYoukai55 reviews
A drama about the post death of Sasori. Sasori is now the number one candidate for Orochimaru's husband, Deidara's rape toy, and Tobi's best and most trusted friend. And it doesn't help being human. REAL summary inside. Warnings - Uke Sasori Yaoi TobiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sasori, Obito U./Tobi
How Sasori Became Danna by deisaso23 reviews
Sasori and Deidara have the hideout to themselves for one whole day, but Deidara gets himself into a lot of trouble. My first Fanfic, so please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Asylum by Ice-Fire358 reviews
After destroying a school Deidara is taken to an asylum, and when he arrives he meets a redhead that has more problems than himself. SasoDei yaoi rated M for language and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,231 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Clear Liquor, Cloudy Eyes by Hitokugutsu reviews
An AU fanfic written half by me half by Mandy Pants. This is a DeiSaso fic. Yeah, she uke-ized me. Also includes some ItaDei and TobiDei and several other background pairings including, but not limited to, KonPein, SasuGaa, and oneway SakuSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,527 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Only A Miracle by Not Really Yours reviews
Itachi was sick, and dad had said only a miracle would save him. So little Sasuke Uchiha went to get him one. ItaSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closer by Veroxion reviews
/ItaSasu\ Because we were closer than what should be allowed, fitting like two pieces of a puzzle. And it was perfect. Just perfect. /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deisaso by blueball reviews
No plot really, just yaoi... rated M for a reason. DeidaraXSasori, Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Child Innocence by Itachi. Oh Enka reviews
Sasuke and Naruto had been together through their childhood to their adulthood. Mpreg. SasuNaru. 58 faves and 18 reviews! C'mon guys D: That's just lame..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,951 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blondes And Redheads by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Deidara thought he was in love with one red head but turned out to be horribly wrong. Gaara thought he wanted one blonde but wanted the other. Neither thinks it could work but luckily for them the other has been waiting. YAOI DeidaraXSasori NarutoXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Parenthood by WolfKnownAsFox reviews
What happens when Hidan and Tobi become parents? Read and Learn how to raise a child the Akatsuki way. HidaTobi WARNING. If you don't like yaoi or Mpreg then don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi
Paradox by ish.the.abstract reviews
Love is a paradox. What a predicament! You will never know how Uchiha Sasuke would have felt as he knelt on one knee, an arm outstretched, holding a ring to Sakura’s shocked and suddenly stiff form.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Of Eight by itachisblackfire reviews
MM,YAOI,PROSTITUTION: Sasuke and his friends are given to eight different males in one night for 100, but when he meets Naruto, and his brother gets out of jail, what good can happen at home? Please don't read if you don't like yaoi. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Whetted by emma'xo reviews
Threesome. Itachi and Kisame capture Sasuke. :Incest, yaoi, rape: :ItaSasuKisa:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strings by MuffinXwaffle reviews
Short Deisaso oneshot lemon- t for extream vagueness. Is a play like theme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Hard to Forget by afallfromgracex3 reviews
Sasuke returns to Konoha, but Naruto is gone. Naruto has been living a another life, not remembering a thing about his old one, while killing people that used to be tied to the sound village. Then he returns to Konoha for Sasuke. NARUSASU NARUITA LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 9/4/2007
Sick Little Suicide by TheFutureFreaksMeOut reviews
High School Fic. NejiSasukeGaara. Never let the monster win. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,422 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 5,406 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Desire by Kiryami reviews
Deidara's horny. Sasori just happens to be the nearest screwable object. Yaoi, DeiSaso. My first Lemon. AHH! APOCOLYPSE!RAWR FOR TEH UBER TYPONESS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Masochist ver 1 by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
Being the new kid is never easy, but maybe this time there would be someone worth staying for. Narusasu, Kibashika and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,325 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Abbreviations by forbiddenist reviews
Yaoi, Rated for later chapters. AU, written in Sasuke's POV. Sasuke makes a deal. Based on my JROCK fic on Gackt & Hyde. NaruSasu, just need you know. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,825 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sick Day by Slyvia reviews
Sakura has to take care of her five sick teamates....that would suck! Sasusaku! Read and REVIEW! Just a little oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,443 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ItaSasu Backfired Revenge by Nikooru reviews
Not much to say... ItaSasu rape, obviously yaoiincest so if you don't like boyXboybrother love back off. I like Itachi and Sasuke both by the way, something just compelled me to write about Sasuke getting raped
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heat by Shuriken to the face reviews
Takes place after Akatsuki at the Seaside. Rating is there for a reason. Onesided Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I would never hurt you by Imnotcrazy-really reviews
Sasuke comes home one day confused about a certain school subject. Can Itachi make him understand? ItaSasu PWP Inc Anal Shouta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thrill me by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
A series of oneshots that have been requested by all of my wonderful readers. All sasukecentric. Various Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U.
A Diplomatic Mission for Suna’s Akasuna no Sasori by BoREdom mAnIFEsT reviews
Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,916 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Cat And The Mouse by Kiwi Ninamori reviews
Kyo and Yuki have always hated each other, but once Yuki falls ill Kyo see a whole new side to him. And once a spark starts between these two, how will Tohru and Kagura take it.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Bitter Song by terminal-requiem reviews
Can someone who's been broken ever be put back together? NaruSasu. Violence, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Servant Boy by What Remains of Alice reviews
[NaruSasu] Naruto is the child of a European aristocrat. Sasuke is a servant in their household. Naruto takes interest in Sasuke and assigns him a new job that requires him to wear a maid costume... YAOI LEMON... in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Reason by Split Soul reviews
A oneshot I wrote when I bored in a waiting room. NaruSasu. takes place a little after Sasuke would come back from Sound.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tasty Addiction by sparxXx reviews
Sasuke and Hinata, drug addiction, cutting, suicide, and love. awww
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Will Be Loved by afallfromgracex3 reviews
Modern Day Konoha- Iruka is kidnapped by an organization after Sasuke Uchiha, who has to returned to Konoha to run from his past. In the event of finding Iruka, Sasuke falls in love with Naruto and drama insues! SakuLee, GaaNeji, Nejisasu, and Kakasasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,099 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Animals by WhItE RaBbIt101 reviews
Sakura gets into a fight with her mother and runs away. While she is walking she sees Sasuke driving home and he offers her a ride. One thing leads to another and they end up by an abandoned train station, what will happen? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fast Paced by stakeh reviews
AU It’s as though I should do something, and when I run my hands up their clothed chest and over their shoulders and around their neck, do I know that I don’t just need to, I want to. DeiSaso Yaoi Gift for Junsui Kegasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Tasting My Tears by Novelist Pup reviews
Sometimes, pain can be avoided, but the aftermath can't. Uchihacest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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The Crimson Moon: reviews
Sasori was not a puppet, he was a real human. What happens when a certain blonde bomber finds out? Yaoi rape deisaso sasodei Will soon turn to romance/humor.... i sucksz at summarys! Just read dammit! :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Closet perverts! reviews
After a mission, sasori wakes up to nothing. His cheerful team mate deidara was not in his bed on the opposite side of the room. What will happen if deidara makes him breakfast in bed. Sasodei, yaoi, rated M for man smex and stuffz! I suxz at summarys! XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara