EmbraceTheDarkness
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Joined 08-11-08, id: 1664150, Profile Updated: 08-17-09
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UCHIHARUNO LOVE FOREVER!!

Mood: ...grr...hi!

Nicknames: L, Le-le, Temari, Tobi, Gaya, Rory/Rori, and stuff like that.

Age: in between 5-20.

Likes: Naruto, vampires, black, wolves, horses, tall guys, evil/dark stuff, sushi, all things Japanese!!, hanging with friends (who, by the way, are all guys), watching anime/reading manga, going crazy, rain/lightning, fire, basically all the elements...yup.

Dislikes: Stuck-up girls, cocky guys, spiders, anything with 5 or more legs, Orochimaru, all evil Naruto characters EXCEPT the Akatsuki (I forgive them because they're hot, and Sasuke does NOT count as evil), and people who take life too seriously.

Appearance: I have black hair with dark brown and brown highlights, a haircut kinda like Hayley Williams from Paramore, black or dark brown eyes (depends on lighting), and am about 5' 5". yup.

My fanfiction buddies: JB4LYF, vampsvswolves, and sweeneytoddgurl

Couples I support: Sasusaku, Naruhina, Shikatema, Saiino, NejiTen

Pointless fact: I'm ready for school, but I'm not ready for school. Does that make sense?


10 Facts You Most Likely Don't Know About Sweet EmbraceTheDarkness

1. I have a weird thing for really tall guys...yup. Like towering tall guys.

2. I'm totally random. One minute, I can be talking about pretty things like Sakura blossoms, the next I'll be yappin about how Sasuke loves tomatoes. The next I'll be talking about cheesy potatoes.

3. I go on day and night dreaming about how my love life could end up perfect. (and someone always ends up dying.)

4. Paramore is my all-time favorite band, Rise Against coming at a very close second. VERY close.

5. Everyday outfit: jeans and a t-shirt. Yay me.

6. I do not believe in matches made in heaven. Unless it's about me...

7. I am in love with vampires. Not just Twilight, but ALL vampires.

8. I am plainly in love with anime.

9. I have a lot of pets. 2 dogs, a tortoise, about 300 walking sticks, a beta fish (his name is Captain Jack Sparrow), and a hermit crab.


Favorite quotes:

"Time never existed: The past happened, the present is happening and the future never happened." -??

"Love is like a rumor: everybody talks about it...but nobody truly knows what it is" -??

"You are far away, but yet your love remains, I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight, night after night." -??

"Falling in love doesn't fall by itself. There is always a desire to take the plunge. Just make sure that love sticks around, to pick you up when you fall." -??

"I can only tell you a little of how much I love you as there are not enough words to describe it, the rest of how I feel is a private conversation between our hearts." -??

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder Itachi.” “No, absence dulls the memory and makes the past seem as a dream. I will not be a distant memory.” - Itachi and Sakura in Juniper11's "Addiction

"You remind me how it feels to fall in love. It's been so many years, and I refuse to waste away in fear. Avoiding pain, it's like hiding from the rain, so take me with you."- "Take Me With You" by Trading Voices feat. Bee Simmonds

"Everyday people ask me if we are going out, and you dont know how hard it is for me to reply, no we are just friends."-from photobucket

"Kakashi muses that Naruto is like a Chihuahua, all bark and no bite. While Sasuke is like a fart, silent but deadly."-unknown


If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Naruto, Temari or another Naruto type name, copy this into your profile.

Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Naruto that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your so convinced vampires exist that your friends, relatives and even random people on the street think you should be sent to an asylum, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Kakashi + Obito = Sharingan Eye. Sharing - an - eye! XD

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chex cereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Only in America...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

10 reasons why girl are better than guys:

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor or Cameron sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "sasuke" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXxfreak-4-God, CommitetToKiba,EmbraceTheDarkness

If you think Sasori is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list;Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, CommitedToKiba, EmbraceTheDarkness

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!)

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile (lol hell yea it happened to me wayyy too many times.. XD)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hinoru 14, SassySaku, CommitedToKiba,EmbraceTheDarkness

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:
If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba,EmbraceTheDarkness

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13.EmbraceTheDarkness

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their asses to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dumbshit, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn ceiling.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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