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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Sandsibscrazy is BACK!


"I’m sure I’ve lost many readers in the last years of my absence but it is my pleasure to announce I will be revitalizing this account. I have had a rough two years that have barred me from using Fanfiction as often as I wished too. Now I’m back with new and exciting ideas for my stories! I will keep the original stories up while I re-edit them. But now the future of this account is in YOUR hands! Which story would you like to see updated? Take the poll on my profile to decide and that will be the first one I update. I appreciate everyone’s support and questions over the years!

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I look forward to working on my stories again.

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The Long Way Home by Dashel reviews
A year after their prophesised battle Naruto and Sasuke meet up for the first time since then,coming to in a destroyed area of wood,no memory of how they got there,where 'there' is or if they can trust the other long enough to band together and get home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 260,968 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 13h ago - Published: 5/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Soup's On by Of Fans And Flames reviews
After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. Updated on Sundays
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 291,100 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In Good Company by fool.0 reviews
This will sound a little ridiculous, no matter how Sasuke phrases it. "I see dead people" is embarrassingly tacky, and "I'm half-spirit" seems like something Sakura might say when she's stoned sky high. So he settles for a shrug.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,171 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U.
Reflection by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura takes a nap and when she awakens...things are not quite as she left them. SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,106 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 137,184 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. Time-Travel.No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,074 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Sweet Thing by Clutterbilly67 reviews
Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 84,138 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Contrived Flaws by GoXC reviews
Hyuuga Hinata was not the perfect anything; She was not the perfect ninja, she was not the perfect heiress, and she most certainly was not the perfect wife. But Itachi didn't mind, he planned on ignoring her anyway. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,603 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,593 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
All for the Sake of Pleasure by Kanemoshi reviews
When Tsunade cons Iruka into helping her win her latest bet with Jiraiya, things go a little awry and the chuunin finds himself in a situation that most certainly was not part of his mission. Iruka/Kakashi Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 259,814 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Remember Me by Dashel reviews
Sasuke loses his memory while fighting Naruto and is put into Naruto's care in Konoha while he recovers and tries to regain his memory. But is regaining his memory the best thing for Sasuke or would be better living out the rest of his life unaware?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,330 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Dolan: A DolanBella Love Story by TwiLover666 reviews
When Bella breaks up with Edward, her life falls to pieces. Now, her only hope is to find love where love cannot exist; an extremely violent and potentially psychopathic duck. Will she find love? And with who? Follow Bella, Dolan, Edward, Gooby, Jacob, and many more on this emotional journey to each other's hearts, and see where everything falls in the end.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012
Stay Faraway, So Close! Translation by the.heart.crest reviews
"The pain and melancholy that is typically Irish." Itachi is 22, law student, smoker, sole heir of the Uchiha family, model, and Irish. His life up till now has been rather normal, he was a happy child, a difficult teenager and had grown to be a reasonable, young adult, whose lifestyle experiences a sudden change, when he meets a homeless Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
F A T by KrzyKid247 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has always been the fat kid, the one that no one paid any attention to, who was constantly teased. He was the joke of the school. But that will all soon change when he meets a guy at this party. A hot one. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,573 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Circle of Arms by Hic iacet Mori reviews
To the twice-orphaned, it was his panacea, a precious gift that heralded the hope of a new life; to the broken child, it was his salvation, a precious treasure that vanquished the pains of an old life—may this circle be enough to heal each other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Scattered Leaves by dmnq8 reviews
The war was over. Sasuke was back, so where was the happy ending? How did life get so complicated?- Naru/Haku. For Mistralle. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,449 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
snoochie boochie moochie by a warrior queen reviews
Hell hath no fury like Sai scorned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Sai - Complete
My Brother's Keeper by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
When the Kirin and Susanoo combination is backfired in an unexpected way, Itachi is left with a choice: Leave his amnesiac little brother in Konoha and return to the Akatsuki, or remain behind enemy lines and raise the eight year old himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,231 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Decomposing by omgno reviews
"You're my little brother, it's wrong, immoral. Not only is it homosexuality, but it's incestuous as well." Sasuke's breathing was erratic next to him, and he felt the smaller Uchiha lift his hand to wipe away the tears that threatened to fall. "You-you never cared before ..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,869 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Happy Ending by General16 reviews
Lap dances, as it turned out, came with a happy ending, sometimes multiple. Huh… who knew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Kiba I., Sai - Complete
We'll Be Fine by Adevlo. D reviews
Thing is that even though I'm higher than a friggin' airplane it doesn't change the fact that I'm getting screwed by my dad while my mom is sleeping across the hall and Sasuke is hiding in my closet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
What You Didn't Know by Imperial Mint reviews
Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 138,722 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Submerged by Galadraen reviews
How long had these feelings been building. When did start letting the Uchiha be in charge of everything? Was it during that exchange of power that he fell in love? WARNING: YAOI/KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Hated Existance by stephfarrow94 reviews
After getting Tobi pregnant Zetsu is told Tobi may not survive having the baby due to being male. Having been captured by Konoha the villagers shun and reject Tobi worse than ever, only adding to Tobi's stress. Can Zetsu help Tobi pull through? MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
In Case of Emergency by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo know that they're not supposed to have sex on missions – Tsunade was adamant about that fact. But in case of emergency, sometimes it's necessary to bend the rules…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Intervention by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Iruka is in love with both Kakashi and Yamato, but the other two men seem to be together. Are they? Will Iruka have to get over them, or will he be able to nab one - or both - of them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Let Me Be With You by xox-'.'-K-A-G-O-M-E-'.'-xox reviews
Sasuke often gets sent random pictures from Naruto while at work but this time there's something a little bit special about them
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Zabuza and Haku have always had interesting sleeping arrangements... but things change when Haku hits puberty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Persuasion by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Kakashi and Shikamaru have been together four months, and things are going well... but Kakashi wants something more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kakashi H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Piercings by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Crack fic, why Goku is afraid of... something interesting about Puck.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Goku, Puck - Complete
First Day In Office by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
It's Roy's first day in office as Furher, and Ed has decided to give him a gift to celebrate the occasion.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Kakashi's Punishment by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Sequel to "Why Kakashi is Always Late". Iruka decides that Kakashi deserves a punishment for making them late that morning. Iruka/Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Why Kakashi is Always Late by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Why's Kakashi always late? Well, not being able to keep his hands off his boyfriend may be one reason... Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Satin and Senbon by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Why does Haku dress in feminine clothing? An introspective piece. Zabuza/Haku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
A Morbid Acuteness of the Senses by Maahiyum reviews
Sequel to Morbid Curiosity; Hidan and Sakura are finally sent to infiltrate Akatsuki, but Akatsuki are not the only ones to have secrets. Hidan's got a vendetta to fulfill and Sakura has....? ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,980 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H.
Hospital Stay KakaShika Wilson by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Kakashi is in the hospital with his lover Shikamaru by his side as they worry for Kakashi's life.
Crossover - Naruto & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Kakashi H., J. Wilson - Complete
A Different Kind of Game ShikaRoy by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Shikamaru and Roy are playing an innocent game of shogi, then the situation shifts...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Shikamaru N., Roy M. - Complete
My Friend, ジュン by missmocha77 reviews
After the shinobi war ends, Sasuke returns to Konoha and demands that Sakura marries him. While pondering the situation, she finds Itachi, very alive and without memories. There's trouble communicating, though. He can't remember how to speak. Story has been removed; PM me if you want the original.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kinmotsu Ai by Uiru92 reviews
Get ready to become mine, Naruto-kun, because after this, I am the only one you can have. You will always be mine." ItaNaru, Rape, Mpreg. See through all the back flashes, and all the crying. And not all of it will be Naruto. MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,964 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Family Ties by Erysimum reviews
'He really knew very little about Kankurou and Temari. They didn't feel like his siblings.' It's the day after Gaara's fight, and already something has changed. Spoilers up to and including the invasion of Konoha arc. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Gaara - Complete
The Stylist by keiiah reviews
Meet Sasuke, the new Marketing Executive of Uchiha Group, a large fashion conglomerate. He turns up to his first day of work in an oversized suit and last year's shoes. Appalled, Itachi finds Sasuke a personal stylist, but Naruto is so much more. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
He Doesn't Understand by papercut ai reviews
Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,244 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Pieces by Erysimum reviews
'They hadn't meant to get lost. But the desert was vast, untamed. It was easy to be lost.' Genma's broken, and Raidou's in pieces. Slash or friendship, depending on how you read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Raidou N., Genma S. - Complete
Fourteen by Erysimum reviews
'He wonders if Kiba's ever killed a man. Wonders when killing became more important than kissing.' Set after the Sasuke retrieval arc. Kiba's in hospital after his battle with Sakon/Ukon; Kankurou practises being a real teenager, not just a ninja. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kankuro, Kiba I. - Complete
What Possesed You to do That? by Cip reviews
The much awaited sequel of 'Haunted eyes.' Deidara's learning psychic skills, Itachi's learning how not to be a social retard and there's a spirit on the loose that's just looking for a convenient host.... Rated for swearing and yaoi don't be put off
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Kisses & Suicide by MrsHellman reviews
REMOVED A wise man said; "All you need is love." Pff, easier said than done, old man. SasuNaru [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Minato N. - Complete
The Worst Kind of Dream by Galadraen reviews
Itachi Uchiha would never know what possessed him to do it. Perhaps he was just a little feverish when he began to trail kisses down his companion's stomach. He was feeling a little hot after all... WARNING: YAOI. Don't like, don't read. KISAME X ITACHI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Another Crap Day by dmnq8 reviews
Yes. Another one of THOSE days. Sequel to 'Not A Good Day.' Shonen-ai. For Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Sasunaru. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Truth by Galadraen reviews
How long had these feelings been trapped inside? How long had this tremendous longing been pulling at the strings of his heart? Weeks? Months? Years perhaps? How could he face Lee knowing now that his feelings for the boy were not just a delusion? YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Gai M., Lee R. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences by dmnq8 reviews
Even the most level-headed ninja sometimes lose their heads. Sequel to Scotcheroos. Same time period, same AU. ItaSaku, het. Giftfic for Nanakira. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,135 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Can't Say That I Love You by Yukishiro Kain reviews
Naruto had been in love with Sasuke for as long as he could remember. No matter what... he must not let him know that the feelings he had for him were more than just mere friendship. Since Sasuke is trying to start a family of his own. Shounen Ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Gets Hurt by Kandakicksass reviews
One horrible night, Itachi was raped. Now, Madara has to pick up the pieces and he's not sure if he can without losing his mind in the process. Oneshot, MadaxIta. Giftfic for Chi Takashi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Behind Cell Block Thirteen by JesaWicked reviews
Neji Hyuuga got arrested for murdering and raping an innocent woman. Problem is, he was framed. Now he is stuck with a known mass murder as his cellmate. Language, Violence, YAOI, NeGa, OOC, AU -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,223 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Scale by More Than I Appear reviews
Sai's making the effort to get along with Sasuke but even his patience has its limits. Elsewhere, Naruto is determined to see his deal with Tsunade through to the end but things spiral out of his control once the Kyuubi makes an appearance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,328 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Father of Her Child by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Sasuke happens upon a captured kunoichi and saves her life. The ramifications of this action are unexpected to both of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Transparency by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Naruto learns that there's a lot more to Neji than there appears to be on the surface.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
In the End by GreenBeasts reviews
He always assumed that when Konoha fell, he'd go with it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scotcheroos by dmnq8 reviews
The boys can't cook, but they can...do other stuff. Same AU as Mission: Get Laid. Yaoi. Sasunarusasu. Giftfic for SexyKakashi99. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Human Contact by GreenBeasts reviews
Gaara's an insomniac. Lee can't sleep because of the pain. A chance meeting online changes the course of both of their lives. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,668 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Gaara, Lee R.
Notice Me, Dobe by dmnq8 reviews
The real story of Naruto and Sasuke. Crack. Giftfic for Marinav92. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's a 'Love Hate' Relationship by Deidara's Sugar Girl reviews
Wealthy Parents, a Rich boarding school, and students of every shape and size. What more could a high school girl ask for? Well Sakura Haruno on the other hand is not at ALL pleased. She hates rich kids hates boarding school and her roommate is a...BOY?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,538 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Homeless by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Sasuke had no sympathy for someone who couldn't work hard enough to have shelter and food. If they were slackers, they deserved nothing more than what they earned. But what would he do if the homeless man he passed was his old childhood friend?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Gainsboro Room by VanityWantsYou reviews
An average boy going to a school for the rich and noble? Unacceptable in Sasuke's opinion. SasuNaru NaruSasu HidaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Object of Gossip by ZaKai reviews
Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,899 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
To Hell and Back by dmnq8 reviews
How far would he go to apologize? And since he was contemplating going to the other side of the globe to do just that, could his intentions really be summed up with such a benign word? Sequel to LIB. Yaoi. SasuNaru. Disclaimers in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,298 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mission: Get Laid by dmnq8 reviews
Kakashi smiled broadly. Poor, poor students, to have been stuck with such a pervert for a teacher. Yaoi, mild het. Birthday fic for Panda-kun 15. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Angels by ForeverLilacLies reviews
Deidara's obbsession with Itachi grows to the point of insanity and he has the perfect way to get rid of anyone who dares seperated him from his target. DeiIta KisaIta KisaTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,019 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Love Is Blind by dmnq8 reviews
Eight ordinary people blinded by love, connected to each other though they're strangers. Yaoi, yuri, het. Multiple pairings. AU. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Miser and the Jashinist by Ice-Fire358 reviews
Kakuzu finds a baby on his steps one rainy day and as much as he doesn't want to take the child in, he does and raises him as his own. KakuHidan and SasoDei rated M for language and yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
All in the Ears of the Beholder by KuroDark reviews
One-shot. Konan is simply taking a stroll through Akatsuki headquarters when she accidently eavesdrops on the most disturbing conversation she has ever heard, not realizing that things are not always what they seem. Implied SasoDei. Edit: Implied PeinTobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
State of Shock by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Naruto couldn't speak. Sasuke could, yet he choose to stay silent. : YAOI, SasuNaru, eating disorder :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,957 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Panacea by mindslip reviews
Sasuke thinks he can break Naruto and end the chase that has continued for years. Naruto thought he was prepared for anything Sasuke could throw at him. They were both wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,184 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Discipline by Roving Otter reviews
When Lee has a dangerously high fever and refuses to stop training, Gai isn't sure what to do. For Lee's sake, Gai decides to start getting tougher with his favorite student...but his actions have consequences he never could have anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Violence and Smiles by mindslip reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are handcuffed together. It goes about as well as you'd expect it would.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Being Dead by Nilladriel reviews
AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strange Meetings by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Itachi is finally getting out of work late at night. Hoping to find a decent microwavable dinner at the local gas station, what he finds instead is one bubbling blond that he can't get out of his mind, or his way. ItaNaru. (See profile for update)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,677 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Dear Little Girls by SullenBee reviews
Speaking of sex, how many of you little girls have had sex?... Naruto's view on fanfics and such. Not suitable for people with "sensitive skin". Naruto, Sasuke and the gang belong to Kishimoto for now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Secondhand Emotion by Silentz reviews
A prime example of how an innocent conversation about crushes can spin rapidly out of control. NaruGaa. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Gay Like Me by Akira of the Twilight reviews
//AU SasuNaru// It all started with a seat change and a game, and now Naruto knows Sasuke's secret, which he really wish he didn't. So what’s a guy to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,534 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You are one of God's mistakes by UchihaAkimoto reviews
It is a bond of friendship that brings them closer, closer, until they are so close that they can just reach out and touch. : YAOI, OroNaru, ItaNaru, abuse etc. :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
It's My Life by ForeverLilacLies reviews
COMPLETELY REDONE: Fem!Itachi/Kisame. Although a murderer and part of a crime organization Itachi was still a vulnerable girl and one night Kisame takes advantage of that leaving Itachi with the fallout.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'm Sure it was Art by WhirledPeace reviews
AU: Deidara's life is bad enough to drive him to a poorly planned suicide, and in his endeavours to execute it he meets someone. Can one person truly be enougb to keep him alive? SasoDei, slight KakuHidan. Warnings: character deaths, yaoi lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,867 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I'm With Sasuke by dmnq8 reviews
It started with a typical night with the teme. SasuNaru, M-preg, Yaoi. Lemon. Giftfic for Solitare1. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Destiny by dmnq8 reviews
Re-acclimating to village life was hard. Finding out you had unmentionable feelings for a certain dobe that was no longer a dobe was much worse. NaruSasu, set from manga chap 395. Giftfic for SafireCharmz. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So I Just Smile by Chada reviews
He looked at Naruto and saw the blonde-haired boy stand up as he wiped away any evidence of tears and tried to toughen himself up to block out the ridicule that he seemed to expect Iruka to lob his way. So Iruka decided to prove him wrong. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
You Can't Hide Everything by Church-Of-Yaoi reviews
Itachi is dealing with some rough feelings. It's hard when you are in love with your little brother... Pairings: Itachi X Sasuke mainly. More will show up, though. ItaSasu. Contains: Yaoi and shota. And incest... Lotsa lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Concubine by blackstar42 reviews
Sasori's a vampire and finds a confused blond on the street who thinks he was born three thousand years before! How will Sasori react to this guy? SasoDei, yaoi. If you don't like, don't read please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Bet by dmnq8 reviews
..."Let me seduce you, Neji," Gaara whispered into his ear. "I'm good. You'll enjoy it, I promise. And you are of course free to stop me at any time." Giftfic for SerentitySoul. Yaoi. GaaNeji. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Vindicated by WhirledPeace reviews
Akatsuki isn't just a group in this life. They're a group of people, most with a destined lover, being reborn every generation or so. They can't keep away from each other, and most of all, their parnters. Yaoi, YURI, lemons, KakuHi SasoDei etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,331 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When the world comes down by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan never would have skipped English class if he had known that it would get him the attention of a secret terrorist organisation. Akatsuki AU. Rating might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Moving On by TanukiRaccoon reviews
“Uchiha’s do not grieve. They do not mourn. They move on. So move on. Find someone who can care for your son with you.” When Sasuke said this to his brother, he didn't have his best friend in mind. ItaNaru, yaoi. Beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
When Carpools Get Ugly by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,848 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Emotionless by sapphire-hummingbird reviews
While Kisame longs for Itachi, Itachi simply seems... emotionless. Rated M just to be on the safe side for future chapters as there is likely to be violence and sexual content. Contains one spoiler about Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
How We Find Love by WhirledPeace reviews
It's strange how we find the ones who truly love. Pein, in anger and hate, ends up with the one who truly loves him. Like this story, it was only intended to be a one-time thing. PeinZet PeinKonan MadaraKonan Yaoi lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu
Pink and Red by charredfeathers reviews
Itachi has gone blind. Though, he is grateful that he has a chance to turn over a new leaf, and even more grateful that he has found a caring friend. Will a certain Haruno Sakura be able to let him see the world through different eyes? ItaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,873 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Sick and Twisted by thedemonsangel reviews
Itachi's mind is rather warped for him to bring Deidara to the place of his family's murder for a night together. Warnings: ItaDei, lemon, drabble-ish, dark, etc....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Tangoing With Three by YoyYoy reviews
Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara are in a demented threeway relationship. They undergo all the things a normal couple would, but when you have a synaesthesiest, a freaky cult zealot, and a clothing designer, what could you expect? AU, yaoi, HiItaDei lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,975 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Sleeping With Strangers by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Naruto never intended to become what he was. : YAOI, male characters with Naruto :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,251 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasori
Not Ever by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is the typical sadistic, rich, have-it-all bastard - but one night, when he dives off a bridge to save Naruto Uzumaki from a suicide attempt, his world tilts off its axis. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,118 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Choose My Life by Xx-Twisted.Ever.After-xX reviews
Sasori lost his partner, only to gain a new one to raise. Slowly they start to bond. But what happens when this seemingly innocent blonde boy's past starts to catch up with him, secrets are revealed and trust and love are put on the line? SasoDei Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,170 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Mother's Day Confusion by thedemonsangel reviews
Naruto's and Sasuke's adopted son is a bit confused and deems Naruto as the mommy. Can the couple fix this? SasuNaru, fluff, humor, drabble-ish, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Calming Effect by thedemonsangel reviews
Itachi decides that he's lucky for the one person who can calm him down, but he'll never openly admit that. ItaKyuu, AU, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Swallow Your Pride by thedemonsangel reviews
After a few months of no longer being a couple, Naruto tracks down Sasuke with the help of the Uchiha's older brother...who was the cause of their troubles. AU, SasuNaru and/or NaruSasu drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Favorite Song by thedemonsangel reviews
Naruto would rather listen to a song than Sasuke. Drabble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Time To Go Home by thedemonsangel reviews
It has been years since they last saw each other, so Sasuke decides that it's time to go back. Light SasuNaru and/or NaruSasu drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Empty by R.G. Waffles reviews
One-shot. He sits in his house, acting normally, talking as if someone is listening. But no one is ever there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Moving On by UchihaAkimoto reviews
It was with a smile that Naruto looked up, wondering if this was real. : Sequel to "Roommates". YAOI, SasuNaru, KibaHina :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Theres a Raccoon in the Sandbox by MusicAgainstTheHeart reviews
Amusing drabbles about our favorite red haired, love-less, stalked by rabies infested fangirls Kazekage. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Door to Door by stones reviews
Whoever said door to door salesmen were annoying was absolutely, positively, most definitely right. Hidan/Sakura. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
The Test by sailormai20 reviews
Sasuke finds this new training a bit more difficult than his team mates. How annoying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Partnership by 360round reviews
As of a temporary illness of the fishflu from Kisame, Itachi was left without a partner. Coincidentally, Deidara was one partner short too. ItaDei CRACK Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Itachi U., Deidara
Null and Void by UchihaAkimoto reviews
When Naruto was told that he had cancer, he didn't feel anything. : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Touched"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Weasel Stomping Day by thedemonsangel reviews
Sasuke finds something interesting on the internet and decides that he will share it with his older brother; Itachi is quickly annoyed. Mentions of SasuNaru and KisaIta. Warnings: ooc?, AU, crack, drabble, etc....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shy Girls Aren't Angels by JunpeiJJ reviews
Remember the last chapter when I said Sasuke and I stood there for a while doing absolutely nothing but dancing? Maybe I lied a little… a lot actually.We didn’t just stand there; in fact a few minutes after our song ended we started kissing"...R&R AU OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,202 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let it Whip by iTravel reviews
When she accepted the mission to infiltrate Akatsuki, Sakura never thought it would change her life; she never thought S-class criminals could teach her anything, nor did she ever think Itachi would give her something she wouldn't trade for the world. IxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,355 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Invisible Caress by DroppingThisSiteToo reviews
What happens when Lucy has Kohta all to herself before the other's arrive home after school? Click to find out. ; Critiques are more than welcome.
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
Bluescast by stones reviews
It is said that a slip of the tongue shows what's really on one's mind. If that's the case, Hyuuga Hinata is one dirty girl. Hinata/Hidan. Mature Humor. For a Mismatched Contest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,635 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H. - Complete
Mommy by Tally Mai-chan reviews
While in a mission in Ame Deidara finds a little girl that thinks he's her mommy, dark-ish fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Confession to my Love by ObsidianLace reviews
Naruto has waited all year to confess his love. Will Kakashi accept it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Loves Me Not by ForeverLilacLies reviews
I watch him. I watch him as he cries and as his eyes fade in blindness I watch as I break his delicate heart and all I can do is walk away. DeiIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Jail Bird by Sound Shadow reviews
Prison was everything and nothing like Deidara expected. SasoDei plus other side pairings. Mostly focused on Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Embrace me by sayuri2023 reviews
Mira is growing up, and is in college now, which makes his papa feel slightly insecure. Then Tragedy strikes the Munataka household. Please R&R. Originally written for LJ. COMPLETE! Warning - Incest,Yaoi, OOC.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
Is an Alien by Her Sweetness reviews
Puberty is coursing through Matt's veins like a torrent. And the new boy, Mello, isn't making his troubles any easier. Matt x Mello. Shota. Canonish.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Fairy Tale by flaafo reviews
Good Lord I must have been high when writing this. Enjoy this crack. TobiDei/DeiTobi/WHATEVER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Crimson Gates by Calypso Rose reviews
Sasori is dead. Everything he has ever known he will never see again... or will he? Will he be able to cope with a new body, and all too human emotions? And what about love... something he has pushed away until now? SasoDei. R&R. Plz read &enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sexual Assault by Vannahlove reviews
Sasuke threatens to charge Naruto with Sexual assualt AU NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Another Highschool Fanfic by Skitty and Kirara reviews
SasoDei Highschool AU. Sasori and Deidara met in middle school. Sasori can't stand Deidara, but the blonde can't seem to get a clue and sticks to his "friend" like a burr. Now that they're entering highschool, however, everything is changing...hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Annoying Brat by animemaniac202 reviews
What happens after Kakuzu escapes jail and passes out for the night only to wake up with a kid wanting to follow him around? See what happens... KakuHida!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Ants In His Pants by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi wakes up one morning super-aroused b/c of one of Orochimaru's experiments. He sleeps with everyone he sees. Yes even his family. I've seen so many Sasuke-whore fics, I decided to make an Itachi one. :D Pairing is ItachiXeveryone but mainly ItaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,510 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Amaranthine by MYZ-chan reviews
-HidanDeidaraItachi- The story of three men who came together and regained a bit of what they had lost. Semi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Wood and Metal by Silentsoul66 reviews
Deidara is a robot that has a mission to kill Sasori. Definitely, the puppet need to protect himself. What if they meet one day in an organization called Akatsuki? Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,276 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Chaos by PISHApie reviews
AU. /SasuSaku/. Her life was glamorously perfect until he came along, completely sabotaging everything. But all that ended when the two miraculously switched bodies. Will the two learn their lesson? :: Hiatus ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The New Kid by StitchedRevolution reviews
Hidan moved from his house in Suna, to a house in Konoha. He meets some new friends... that are more then what the seem. HidanXAkatsuki!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Familuar Cliques by PrincessPika reviews
Itachi is head of police's son. Deidara is a poor kid. Follow the adventures of two best friends who happen to be in the Akatsuki gang. Alcohol, Sex, drugs and violence are the price of Akatsuki. RATING CHANGED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,140 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Love can make you and brake you by keraQ reviews
Sasuke is the hottest and collest guy in Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. When a new girl names Ino comes to school and Sasuke forgets all about Sakura until a new Goth boy named Gaara spikes Sakura's attention. Sasuke feels jealous
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,590 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Sickness and Ice Cream by homesweethomicide13 reviews
Hidan is sick, and it's Deidara's turn to look after him. When Hidan keeps demanding things, Deidara takes things into his own hands... HidanDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
The Luckless Liars by WhirledPeace reviews
Deidara has two major secrest he doesn't think matter, but when he is forced to acknowledge what exactly he is, how can he deal? Can he keep his secrets much longer? SasoDei, MAJOR TobiDei, side pairings: KakuHidan, maybe KisaIta. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,566 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Sunshine In The Rain by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has a few 'problems', can Dr. Akasuna fix them, or will they destroy them both. AU warning:Dark, Childabuse, rape, drug abuse, suicide, maybe gore later on IDK characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Roommates by UchihaAkimoto reviews
Five guys living together? How hard can it be? : YAOI, SasuNaru. : SEQUEL "Moving On"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,743 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mission Impossible by Klei reviews
A couple of paragraphs, if you can call them that, that were originally supposed to be a part of another story, but ended up not fitting, and just deleting them was NOT an option... So here it is. SasuNaru yaoi, don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Brindle by P. T. Famous Wolf reviews
The normally blonde hair was now covered in splotches of black and dark-brown patches, adorning his scalp like a patchwork halo. The Uchiha tried hard not to laugh. -AU, ItaDei-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Art by The Crack Fairy reviews
While their personalities were nowhere near alike, Deidara and Hidan were, in a way, so similar. /Reflection drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Coffee by WildWolfMoon reviews
Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Puppets and Bombs by WildWolfMoon reviews
It was just the way things were, with everyone hating him and his puppets. Sasori knew that, but it hurt him no end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 42,101 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The NeverDo List by iTravel reviews
0.1 If you bring drunken members of Team 7 to your apartment while there is a half-naked man sitting in your bed, chances are... there will be bloodshed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi and Deidara through the Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
A little alphabet I wrote for black55widow. No lemons, but some implied adult touchy-touchy. ItaDei, not much else. I don't own Naruto or the alphabet. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
This Isn't A Joke by Isabella and me reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan both stared at the piece of paper. "Please tell me this is a joke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Mimic by iTravel reviews
“I killed my entire clan, Sakura-san, does that not frighten you?” She laughed softly. "No. Not when I killed an entire village." —ItachiSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Partner by EatingClouds reviews
Kisame and Itachi only knew eachother for a couple of weeks. What happens when Kisame learns more about the Uchiha? Yaoi, later chapters lemon. KakuXHida SasoXDei ZetXTobi in later chap.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Just Within Myself by Dresden-Complex reviews
During an attack on the Akatsuki base Deidara is taken hostage by Orochimaru. Now Sasori must try to find a way to get him back while dealing with the psychological torture of what may be happening to him. Rated M for yaoi, ect. Read warning inside first!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,977 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Jealousy and Violence by ToxiicxNitemare reviews
Kakuzu hated being a second wheel to Hidan. It was always the girls falling after that immortal jerk, and he had something to say about it. Rated M for cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sasuke on Sasuke by Naraku's Phoenix reviews
A one-shot. For when your ego is the size of a small planet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sulking, boy, should be a sin by 07Merc-kun reviews
Suicide it's such a drag that it had to end this way for one person, but two? This is the story of how they came to be together- and the slightly depressing end for them both, or is it? No changing the past shoot for the future, perminately. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Spill by jin.toshikazu reviews
The waiter stood up and pleasantly shook the lawyer’s hand. “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Uchiha. So, you’re the jerk who dumped her for a Victoria’s Secret model on the day of your fifth anniversary?” Ino, Sasuke, Hidan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Seeping Sasori by autographontheradio reviews
The reason why Sasori doesn't join in singing on weekends with Deidara and Hidan, singing at the top of his voice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Interface by Lychenne Laki reviews
A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Ever After by The Crack Fairy reviews
Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Madara and Itachi Alphabet by WhirledPeace reviews
A MadaIta oneshot going through the alphabet. Written for LovelyMystery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Crack by The Crack Fairy reviews
Okay, he was old, but he wasn't old old, right? He was still as athletic as ever, he barely had any wrinkles, and surely he didn't have a dachshund. KakuHi, Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Surrogate by Alory Shannon reviews
One-shot. Slight crack. Konan’s long-dormant maternal instincts find an outlet in an unlikely source.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Konan, Deidara - Complete
Two for the price of one by HelliousAngel reviews
Because, one brother isnt enough. Onesided SasuDei. Itadei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Deidara - Complete
Itanaru dot Com by coolgamer reviews
Adopted from Dragon Ruler 06. When Naruto breaks up with Sasuke and starts falling for his teacher, things get a little out of hand with their fun. Yaoi ItaNaru Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
If This Is What It Is To Be by cresent-lunette reviews
His childhood burned into his memory - from the time Deidara was a little boy, when he lost his family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Deidara - Complete
Silent Scream by hyenateeth reviews
Everyone has a fear of the unknown. AU, HidaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Can You Stand The Rain? by DreamerAngel17 reviews
It's Itachi's eighteenth birthday, but the weasel can't decide what to do. Deidara, however, has the perfect solution. DeiIta, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2008 - [Deidara, Itachi U.] - Complete
Sand in the Water by Secret Sheik reviews
Akatsuki is over, Itachi is dead, and Kisame hides in Suna out of desperation. What else will he find? Kisame/Temari. I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,433 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kisame H., Temari
Missing Sasuke by demonicange1 reviews
Naruto writes a letter to Sasuke after he leaves for sound... Let the CRACK ensue! caution: extreme innuendo
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Ed-L reviews
Sasori has 24 hours to finish planning his own gallery. AU SasoxDei RIDICULOUS fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
It won't fit! by Khatica reviews
What happens when Itachi and Deidara are heard yelling weird things and Hidan goes up to help? What does Leader think they are doing? Find out n.n. Rated T- for swearing and a bit of yaoi. and also rated T for Turkey n.n R&R pwease?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Stomachache by this be a dead account reviews
Gaara has a stomachache when he's supposed to be at a council meeting, and Kankurou helps out. Sandcest, or KankuGaa. Rated T for mild language and suggestive themes. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Finding Out by WhirledPeace reviews
Just a short story of how the Akatsuki try to find out Deidara's gender. Yes, I know he's a guy. MAJOR oocness, and yaoi, but no lemons. . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by sakicchi reviews
Deidara was hated by his village and father. His mother, who actually cared for him died in a war. He was considered a monster. How does he feel with all this pain? One-shot, Songfic, Angsty-ness, OOC-ness. T for Angsty-ness. Song by Green Day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Deidara - Complete
There's a monster under the bed by KeiiyakoMinto reviews
A PuddingxTart ONESHOT. When Tart gets a 'little' fear due to one of Kisshu's bedtime stories; he can't overcome it by himself even after two days. But with Pudding coming for a sleepover?... Well, that's another story. -Better than it sounds-
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Pudding F., Tart - Complete
Konoha's Mon High by lovagirl132 reviews
Sakura joins a school for monsters, being a witch herself. What happens when she falls in love, makes strange friends, and tries to figure out the murders that have occured? LOTS of Drama.DeiSaku DeixSaku DeidaraxSakura SakuDei ShikaIno KibaHina NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,377 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Sanguinary Pruriency by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan and Deidara are stuck on a mission together, and they have to make the best of it. Is Hidan going to end up sacrificing Deidara in the end, or will his curiosity get the better of him? Yaoi, blood, cursing, lemon. HiDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
7 things I hate about Naruto by Underground Romance reviews
A list Sasuke wrote one day. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stick or Caterpillar? by Rainbowed Weed reviews
My First Fic. "Naruto..." The words just dripped off of Sasuke's lips. His eyes burned through Naruto with desire from another world. "If you ever- and I mean ever..." That desire was going to have to wait. "Naruto there's a caterpillar in your hair..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imperfection by Circius reviews
Itachi has to be perfect, doesn't he? He always has been, always will be. But what are the real reasons behind his flawless exterior? A little DeiItaDei, a little angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Untitled by Hemeratak reviews
Even if there isn't anything after he dies, he'll at least not have to live in a world without Sasori... SasoDei, oneshot, hints of KisaIta Rated M for suicde and rather suggestive diaries...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by Kaline Reine reviews
Itachi is appointed as Sasuke's chaperone on a field trip to a theme park for Shikamaru's birthday party. They witness the two getting busy on the skyride, and get ideas of their own. Things heat up during laser tag. ShikaKiba, ItaSasu, and KotetsuXIzumo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blizzard Truth by lovagirl132 reviews
There's a blizzard outside Sakura's house, what happens when she gets an unsuspected guest? Surprise Ending! DeiSaku SakuDei DeixSaku SakuxDei DeidaraxSakura SakuraxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Because he had to have toast by beezy63 reviews
A normal day for the sand sibs. Temari must replace another broken item. What happens when a loud-mouth prevents her from getting home on time? Crack fic. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HidanxTemari summary sucks I know
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wolf by and you fall reviews
It was just her luck, really, to stumble upon Uchiha Itachi when he was bathing in the river. ItaSaku. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
How Many Licks? by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto has a craving for a red tootsie pop and Sasuke has the last one in the village. But he isn't giving it up without finding out how many licks it takes to get to the... well... you'll see. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Whose little slut by HK Keiji reviews
Naruto is adopted by Orochimaru. Extreme M rated. OroNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Repentance by xImmortality09x reviews
DeiSaku. Sakura's heart has nearly frozen over with the passing years. Naruto brings Sasuke back in hopes of seeing that fire in her eyes again, but nothing seems to warm her heart... That is, except the blonde Akatsuki that was recently captured...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara
Dance with me by HK Keiji reviews
A blind Naruto, who's muscles are deteriorating, meets Sasuke Uchiha, a dancer... Sasunaru, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A common Misconception by 07Merc-kun reviews
Journey with Hidan as he endures one day of Anger management with some unlikely people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hidan - Complete
A Friendly Wager by green see-through ghosts reviews
What kind of weirdo was actually psycho enough to hit on her? Well, no kind, but that didn't actually end up being the main point. AU, crack, hockey, Hidan, and Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Best Actor Ever by Lost Demon Kunoichi reviews
Naruto is truly the best actor ever. His perfect act is shattered though, after a series of events of Kakashi seeing through the happy mask Naruto always wears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
That Smile by Steely-Toast reviews
It was more than he'd ever expect, to have such nice guardians. Especially Deidara-san; he'd have to admit he was his favorite of all. K DeiSaso ItaSaso
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
HiKaku Paperwork by Hyoukai a.k.a Itachsforever reviews
Another day of Kakuzu in the office... and Hidan is a bit too horny for his own good. This originally started out as a request for a KakuHi fluff. Well, look how that turned out. Now It is a 4-page HiKaku lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Morbid Curiosity by Maahiyum reviews
Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,830 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Selfish by Murasaki Kaida reviews
HidaTema. Temari knows she might well be being selfish where Hidan's concerned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Solitary Situation by Lychenne Laki reviews
Naruto alternate universe, Akatsuki are incarcerated in Konoha Youth Correctional Facility. Naruto dies! Featuring Itachi's cold revenge, unspeakable crimes and the forbidden love between one man and another. Beware of extreme violence and graphic yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Caught in the Middle by Phoenix Slave reviews
Sasuke and Gaara join the Akatsuki and Sasuke soon finds himself in difficult situations as time goes by and bonds become clear. GaaSasu, UCHIHAcestnot what you think. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,815 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Gaara
Akatsuki Crack by Secret Sheik reviews
Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Mind Thief, Body Thief by Secret Sheik reviews
Ino is captured by Akatsuki. Instead of escaping, she finds herself drawn to the puppet master, whether by his will or hers. Sasori/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,124 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Ino Y., Sasori - Complete
Hidan has STDs by and you fall reviews
Hidan woke up with the feeling that his penis had shrunk about two inches back into his body. TsunadeHidan. No, I'm serious.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Hidan, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Boy, the Raven, and the Vulture by DupesClause reviews
Three men trapped in a cave. One boy, one raven, and a vulture. One is dieing while the other protects him from the one who is trying to kill them both. Who will survive? –Blood/Char. Death- Slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Ran Out by IHateTheLog reviews
“Hey Itachi, un. Where's Kisame yeah?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Mission Expense by Lady Mirror reviews
Shinobi of Konoha sometimes have strange expenses. Young!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Zetsu's Love Affair by Secret Sheik reviews
St. Patrick's Day special! Zetsu brings home a LOVER? AKATSUKI FIC - ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hugs by Dying.Rain reviews
Anko clutched the kunai tightly, just in case she needed to use it to kill him. But instead, she found herself locked in a tight embrace with Uchiha Itachi. /AnkoItachi CRACK/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Anko M., Itachi U. - Complete
Blinded Perception by Amethyst Grey reviews
While on an important mission, Neji is temporarily blinded. Hospitalized, he is visited by a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Maelstrom by Lady Hanaka reviews
Two years after Sakura 'died', the shinobi world is on the brink of war. New and old enemies will arise to destroy all that Sakura holds dear, and it will be up to her and the still hidden mysteries of her scroll to save the unknowing shinobi nations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,333 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Last Man In My Life by Lexy The Thief reviews
She looked up at the bunch of men and spoke, 'Let's make a deal. I will join Akatsuki. In reward, you will attack neither Konoha nor Naruto, the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki.' [ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Little Joke by Atopos reviews
Hidan thinks he can tell jokes, much to some people's horror. Warning: Swearing, Kakuzu is a little OOC, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Paper Airplanes by thatreevesgirl reviews
Naruto x Gaara. YAOI. In an attempt to woo Sakura, Naruto accidentally kisses his friend in a moment of angry passion. A humorous romantic NaruGaa fic. Fluffy and WAFFy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Dogs by Lorack reviews
Sakura Finally tells Sasuke off. If you like angst you will get your fill here!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A moment of reflection by Cip reviews
A brief glimpse of Itachi's softer side in a break between missions. OOC, obviously, but not excessivly so.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Nail Polish by Songstone reviews
Watching the blond carry on, Itachi couldn't help but notice the little things about the man. How his blue eye would seem to gleam and how his lips moved with each word he spat his way...It was hypnotic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
How Are We Still Alive? by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
The Akatsuki have somehow arrived in La Jolla, California, into a house with a hyperactive goth, a timid girl, and a girl with a rather colorful vocabulary, what could go wrong? Or rather, what couldn't? Doesn't suck. Rated T for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,060 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Akatsuki - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Mending by Fandomme reviews
Zuko tries to stitch things up. Literally. Part One of the Three Chores series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Bandages by indigo's ocean reviews
Deidara comes home seriously wounded from a mission, but Itachi's the only one in the headquarters. So much for getting help... [mild ItaDei canonish]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Clay is a Poor Substitute for Earplugs by dead drifter reviews
Pein and Konan decide to get down and dirty...and didn't have the common courtesy to supply Deidara and Itachi with earplugs.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Take a Break by BrightBrightWorld reviews
With Pein burried in work and ignoring Konan, out bluehaired kunoichi turns to Deidara, who shares a little crossdressing secret of his that always manages to get his Danna to pounce on him. PeinKonan, Sasodei. Crossdressing, yaoi, sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Dreaded Love Potion by Atopos reviews
Sasori claims that whatever feelings he has for Deidara will only last for as long as that stupid potion Hidan gave him is around for. What happens when he begins to think otherwise? Warnings: Yaoi, SasoxDei, and Hidan swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,736 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Most attractive by CrimsonKunoichi reviews
The Akatsuki's bet on who Sakura thinks is more attractive... who will she choose? and how will they respond?Sequel up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Closet Wanted by Novelist Pup reviews
And it was totally obvious that InuYasha was gay for his brother. [CRACK] [Click for HOMO]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Good Times: Chapter 1 by SouthernStyle reviews
The beginning of the familiar project family's life going a bit differently.
Good Times - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
after the end by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Dialogue.] I really do hate you, you know? I can't even kiss you. My lipstick will smudge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Two bells and a jutsu by Cip reviews
A day before the Chuunin exams Kakashi puts his team through the bell test again. This time they have a better strategy and their sensei gets more than he bargined for. First story I've posted so please be nice :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Smyle Lyk Dis –» :D by myinukoi reviews
Sasuke will do anything for Naruto... even smile. But only over the internet. :D SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cups of Tea by R.G. Waffles reviews
[Oneshot] Everyone gets surprises on their birthday. Sasuke? He gets a massive gut wound, a trip to the verge of his deathbed . . . and a cup of tea? . . . from Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ask Suigetsu? by Novelist Pup reviews
You'd be lucky or delusional if you got a reply... A simple parody on one of the oddest crazes yet. [Spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Wake Me from this Nightmare by Sparkableeder reviews
Kankuro is holding Gaara as he's dying from sickness and begins to regret not being a better brother. Is this really happening? He cries out, 'Please wake me fromt this nightmare' [not incest]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Defining Evil by selandora reviews
A mission to capture Itachi and Kisame succeeds and the two missingnin are to be executed. The line between love and hate is thin but the one between good and evil is even thinner as Naruto and Sakura discover. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,583 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ice Cream Makes Your Kisses All Sticky by Dreary Somebody reviews
OLD STORY. Mushy SandSib bonding stuff. There's no good summary. Kankuro wakes up and eats ice cream with Gaara. Temari finds them later. Temari is 8, Kankuro's 7, Gaara's 5. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Kanky's internet experience by Kobukat reviews
Temari finally convinces her younger brother to check out the internet for educational purposes... but Instead Kankurou check's out a site called Fanfiction...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Doll by Steely-Toast reviews
[AU][DeiSaso][ItaSaso][SLSaso] Being raised to be a China doll... Doesn't mean you are one. [M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sasori - Complete
I Just Wanted To by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Sakura knew she was weak. It was a given fact. She was always two steps behind her friends. Maybe that's why she was left on her own, near death, and making a resolve to become stronger. And maybe that's why she caught his eye... [ItachiSakura]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Purely Scientific by katiekitten reviews
There were few things left in the world that she knew little about, so naturally he caught her attention, a long forgotten masterpiece by nature herself. Includes an... unorthadox pairing, to say the least. XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Unexpected Encounter by Adreus reviews
crack, drunk!Sasuke — It was something you'd see only once in your lifetime. The Great Uchiha Itachi, silent, deadly, handsome, and creepy… reduced to yelling in pain when his drunk, underage, kid brother pulled at his hair. —Sasuke, Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Not Like I Need to Defend My Own Innocence by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Itachi definitely didn't see this coming. Sasuke is a lot harder to handle then he thought! But, he loves his little brother anyway. Summary changed again! Rated M for language and sexual content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Faggot by Angelas reviews
After running away from home, Sasuke faces prostitution and drug abuse. Will a certain blonde help him through their hopeless situation? M for rape, incest, and drug use. SasukexNaruto yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ambition's End by Singe reviews
If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
“...If only you were older,” Deidara whispered, “I’d let you have what you wanted.” [ItaDei, technical shota, shounenai, 3rd PoV]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Crimson Reflections by Lady Hanaka reviews
The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,883 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Blind leading the Blind by Shurikenx reviews
.COMPLETE. 'Let me be your eyes, Sasuke.' Uchihacest, written through Sasuke's POV. Strong yaoi and lemons throughout. Mild horror and angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,940 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angels by YaoiRocks reviews
During training Naruto gets a nasty visit from a certain Uchiha and it affects him in more ways then one… [Yaoi, occness, rape, Mpreg, lemons.] [ItaNaru] angst fic kinda with some humour. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,653 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Naruto the Badfic by RedLotusNin reviews
ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,242 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu: A Love Story by sharingank reviews
One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Crack A Smile by Novelist Pup reviews
All Sasuke needed to do was smile. [SasuNaru] [For Kativachan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Doll by Kyuuquisite reviews
Sasori kidnapped Sakura to be his living doll. Can Sakura really be his living doll?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasori
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Itachi and Kisame's terrible experiance by Smurfy20 reviews
Itachi and Kisame are running from ninjas and need to hide. they enter a building, nothing unusual.But why did they go to the room with the pregnant woman in it? just a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Crush by Hatter Alice reviews
Naruto's being bullied mercilessly by Kankurou. Getting sick of it he tranfers, only to a girls school. Feelings develope and you know what happens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Kankuro, Naruto U. - Complete
Anti Ramen by SilverShine reviews
[KakaYama] Yamato doesn't like Ramen. [Flufftasticish oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras reviews
Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Past the Picket Fence by Letta reviews
Naruto just wants to go home. Kakashi just wants to find him. Enter Akatsuki. Enter Sound ninjas. Enter the freakshow. Naruto is exposed to the world outside of Konoha and Kakashi remembers why he avoids it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Eight Gates by Pointed Teeth reviews
It's the last war and Kakashi is about to do something very stupid. Hints of KakaIru if you squint
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice Again by FastForward reviews
Set 2 to 3 years after chapter 304. Team 7 is off to retrieve what is theirs, but what happens when Naruto loses what is most precious to him? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insomniac by Letta reviews
In the wake of tragedy, Naruto struggles with the difference between hallucinations and reality. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
An Akatsuki April Fools by kidscanfly reviews
Deidara wants to see Itachi's eye twitch. Sasori and Kisame spill their guts out laughing. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Crossdressing by lollyberry reviews
[Set before the Uchiha massacre][Oneshot]Mikoto finally cracks and dresses her son as a girl.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Complete
Heaven or Hell Itachi? by XxRevengexX reviews
Itachi dies. And just where does he go? [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Leftovers by WolfieNLazuli reviews
As a regular customer at the restaurant Sasuke works in, Naruto's always forgetting his leftovers. Chance and a whole bunch of Other Things conspire to bring them together, no matter how they dig their heels in and try to resist. SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Avoidance by WolfieNLazuli reviews
In which Sasuke dances around the issue of his feelings as Sakura and Naruto watch on in perplexity. SasuNaru, cowritten fic, fluffy
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Run by cinnamaroll reviews
Everyone should have a goal. Kakashi’s is to eventually work up the nerve to tell Iruka he loves him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/4/2005
Changes by DeathAngel4 reviews
sex,violence,rape what has Sakura gotten herself into? This is my brother's story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005
Blinded by EternalMidnight reviews
That morning Kakashi awoke to a bit of a...problem...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2005
For Your Love by Letta reviews
Naruto suddenly finds himself in a world of confusion when nearly everyone he runs into is hopelessly in love with him. As his friends and rivals vie for his affections his life is turned upside down. Warnings: Yaoi, lang., violence, etc. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,666 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Tanuki Ugly by cneko2 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up in bed. Just not alone in bed. Wacky morning after hijinks ensue. NaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2004
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Please, Bear in Mind reviews
His brother was finally coming home but Itachi isn't who he remembers him to be. No pairings. ACCOUNT GOING UNDER CONSTUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Meeting Myself reviews
A new mission forces Sasuke and Naruto to face their biggest foe; themselves. Literally. PARODY (ANYTHING GOES) slash, selfcest, incest ACCOUNT UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,792 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dead Eyes reviews
Family was all Sasuke had. But what happens when he tries to protect his family from itself? Mpreg, Eventual ItaSasu ACCOUNT UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,138 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Break Me Take Me reviews
Sasuke always believed in Brother but now a new family threatens to rip all he knew to pieces. Will they be able to help Sasuke fight the demons that he doesn't even believe exist? NaruSasuIno ACCOUNT UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,364 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mistakes reviews
AU When Sasuke realized the importance of brotherhood it was too late. TWOSHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Responsibility reviews
::This story follows after Retrieval and Return. Read those first:: "Sasuke! Wait!" But the ninja was already gone. The dull ache in Naruto's heart sharpens. Would he never receive an answer? ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Retrieval reviews
Sasuke lay prone on the ground and doesn't flinch when Naruto grabs him. Naruto searches Sasuke's face for the answer. Temporarily, he feels madness overwhelm his mind. PREQUEL to 'Return' but can be read alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Return reviews
He was a useless Uchiha. They thought this was punishment enough. Naruto couldn't agree more. ONESHOT Read the PREQUEL 'Retrieval'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coming Out reviews
After years of secrecy, Sasuke decides to tell his brother that he's gay. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Bereavement reviews
Sasuke couldn't help but think they should have closed Naruto's coffin. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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