Nekonezume
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Joined 08-19-00, id: 16643, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 22 stories for Pokémon, Sailor Moon, Legend of Zelda, Digimon, Game X-overs, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Anime X-overs, Fanfiction Poetry, Super Smash Brothers, and Star Fox.

Oh God. I haven't updated here since I was a teenager.

Please don't read most of this. It's pretty much all crap. I haven't written fanfics in years. Spare your sanity and walk away now.

(I am keeping it all up for your amusement. Please laugh.)

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MALICE by Lewis Carroll reviews
Based on Lewis Carroll's 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland,' the darkness that is Alice's sanity finally escapes.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,258 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/4/2003
Souls and Soldier Squirrels by Crazy Girl Person reviews
(Chapter 12 is up) Pain, rage, and revenge. This is a story about one young grey squirrel and his fight to save his country.
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,179 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 5/5/2001
You're My Sakura by Demoneyes 14 reviews
One-Sided SasuSaku(Sasuke's POV) Sasuke thinks about Sakura... wondering why she stays with him. Maybe he really does care. (One-Shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
Flowing Tears by Sakurelle reviews
Rosemarie and Zelda are best friends and they love the same guy...Prince Link. But what they do not know is that they share a tragic past waiting to be repeated. LinkxZelda
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,690 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
Outside by Candy reviews
(songfic) Lonliness sometimes comes from being with someone as opposed to being without them...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/16/2002
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Super Smash Bros Brawl: EXPLOITED reviews
The dreaded sequel to Super Smash Bros. Melee: EXPOSED. Will likely be very offensive. Read at your own discretion. This story reflects what REALLY goes on at HAL Laboratories when the Brawlers are out of battle!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008
Super Smash Bros : EXPOSED reviews
What REALLY happens behind the scenes of SSB Melee? Find out! WARNING: Includes silly shounen-ai and lots of cursing! 8/8 chapters done!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,052 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 1/9/2002
The Eight Days of SSBM: EXPOSED reviews
Heh like the 12 Days of Christmas, only the 8 instead, with Super Smash Bros. Melee: EXPOSED!!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2002
Uhhmmm. . . . reviews
Zyabor and I teamed up to write a REALLY messed-up fanfic O_o
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2002
Cartoon, My Cartoon reviews
A rhyming poem about the BEST toon orange spotty bobcat in the entire world, Bonkers D. Bobcat!
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23/2002
Ain't Afraid to Die reviews
Dark fic. Link questions his reality, purpose, and meaning.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2/17/2002
Fall of a Hero? reviews
Link has a dream. Or is it really JUST a dream? Please r/r, if I get good feedback I might continue!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/5/2001
Suicide Squirrel: TOTAL WAR reviews
Suicide Squirrel joins the army to get rid of those blasted Tediz, but gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Based on the Total War multiplayer game. Chapters 1-4 so far, and more to come!
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,030 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2001 - Published: 5/27/2001
Mario Kart Haiku reviews
A few Mario Kart haiku I thought of while playing the game. Enjoy.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/26/2001
Anime Avengers! reviews
A regular high school girl finds out that she's destined to fight the evils of anti-anime with her best friend, along with her Digimon and her Pokémon. She's Sailor Anime!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2001
Nobody Suspects the Butterfly reviews
A short story about Sailor Cocoon/Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon (from the manga). Please read!
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2001
Conker's Other Bad Fur Day reviews
After another long night of drinking, Conker finds himself in the DK Isles... more parts soon to come with more cool parodies! Parts 1-4 so far, more to come.
Game X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2001 - Published: 4/20/2001
It's Not Me It's You reviews
Songfic to Prozzak's It's Not Me It's You. Poor Linkie ^^;;; has slight language, but very little. I wub Prozzäk :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/24/2001
Light, Shrouded in Darkness reviews
A boy meets with a shadow being that changes his life forever and takes him on a journey, parts of it are quite dark. Lots of magic-oriented stuff, this takes place WAY before the Pokémon games and TV show. Chapters prologue-3, more coming soon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2001 - Published: 12/2/2000
The Way It Should Be reviews
What I think about that stupid Matt + Sora thing. Sorry folks, this IS Taiora.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2001
The Low Budget Sooper Dooper Interview Show! reviews
What would happen if Link's weapons, armor and such could talk. I bet Link's pretty glad they can't. WARNING: This story is... slightly abnormal. OK, so it's seriously abnormal. Parts of it may be uhh, offensive. So, be careful. This kind of weirdness is
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2001
Encounters With Weakémon: Outtakes! reviews
These are terrible :p if you've ever read Encounters With Weakémon, you should read this as well. However, the jokes are sometimes offensive, and yada yada yada. You've been warned, or something!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/31/2001
Encounters With Weakémon reviews
A totally stupid but very funny fic I wrote once when I was bored. Chapters 1-5 in here.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 8/20/2000
Why Did You Leave? reviews
The thoughts that go through Link's head as he searches for Navi.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2001
The Legend of Zelda: Final Chance at Destiny reviews
Actually it's not all romance, it's a lot of genres. My first actual Zelda fic, R&R PLEASE!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2001
You're a Mean One, Ganondorf reviews
My first songfic, a parody to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch".
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2000
I'm Glad We Met So Soon reviews
What would have happened if Usagi and Seiya had met sooner
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2000