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Amidst by amelia day reviews
"Nothing is infinite, not even loss. One day you are going to find yourself again."- F. Butler. Katniss is trying to come to terms with life. She finds Peeta along the way. Modern Day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,357 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 1,593 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,137 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,761 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
Closed Doors by lieselmemingers reviews
In truth, what happened behind closed doors was more complex and intimate than she'd ever imagined. A collection of smut!drabbles.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4144 - Favs: 2,854 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's nights like these by Halawia reviews
Combine Halloween and a group of young offenders with super powers and what do you get? Just about anything, as Alisha comes to find out
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Alisha B., Simon B. - Complete
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5013 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Until by lieselmemingers reviews
He runs ahead of me. Katniss/Peeta, post-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,892 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 121 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7386 - Favs: 10,186 - Follows: 5,739 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
bound for glory by wtvoc reviews
A new fic by jandco & withthevampsofcourse- A ridiculous tale of accidental misdemeanors, felonies, past affairs and six kids on the run from life. Not necessarily realistic, but AH anyway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,478 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7098 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 4,186 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sucker Love by Tjoek reviews
"The first time he sees her is out in the school courtyard, cigarette smoke billowing from her nostrils like a furious dragon. He is surprised at himself for noticing her. He doesn't normally notice people, he observes them..." AU. Violate.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,671 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tate L., Violet H.
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5096 - Favs: 3,654 - Follows: 2,536 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghosts with Just Voices by monroeslittle reviews
"I have a secret for you," he says, his breath warm against her cheek. "The top floor," he whispers. "If you hurry, you might be able to stop it." AU. Katniss makes a deal with Snow that changes everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
If You Found Me at Last by monroeslittle reviews
If another person tells him who he is really supposed to be, he might tear his own ears off. post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
i think i made you up inside my head by howlsatthemoon reviews
This house is filled to the brim with ghosts, but you are the only monster. / AU. If Tate was alive and Violet was dead. Set in 2011. Three-shot.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,296 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Tate L., Violet H. - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherry Moon by lola-pops reviews
In 1962 I find truth in bad boys, loud cars and cheap bourbon. Originally written for the 2011 FGB Compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,904 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Flight by Alby Mangroves reviews
2nd Place Winner of Judges Choice- Season Of Our Discontent Angst Contest. Esme Evenson thought she'd endured the worst at her husband's heavy hand. The world, however, can be a cruel place, even to the innocents who have barely drawn breath. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Esme - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3632 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 4,531 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,092 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Vague Summaries & FanFiction Cliches by jesicka309 reviews
Vague Summary. Eyebrow Raise. Mild Interest. Spelling Mistake. Flounce. A crackfic about Twilight fandom clichés. Will my Mary-Sue be perfect, get Edward, and have fantastic sex? Of course!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward
Like Passion Fruit by Mackenzie L reviews
I have dreamt of taking her in a deep, dense garden somewhere; between tangles of warm, exotic life, blanketed by sweet blue darkness. / An account of Carlisle's not-so-innocent daydreams about Esme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Carlisle - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6760 - Favs: 9,631 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Winter Comes Too Soon by wonkeygirl reviews
Emmett's thoughts on life, love and infertility. Drabble shot originally written for "30 Days Of Emmett"
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie
Bunny Does NYC by denverpopcorn reviews
1974, Times Square - everyone's working a hustle. It's dirty, seedy, depraved, and graffiti'd. Follow a night in the life of Edward Cullen as he discovers a light at the end of the subway tunnel. Disco free. EPOV. Age of Edward 2010 entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14208 - Favs: 15,181 - Follows: 8,260 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,463 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Verse & Reverse by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
"I'm going to be in love with you. I know it. I can't… I can't say I am right now because I think that these things mean more with time, but one day, I want to hold your hand and look at you and tell you, 'remember that day I told you about? It's here.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Watching the Sky Turn by chrometurtle reviews
Entry for "The Black Balloon" Contest. Collaboration with ineedyoursway. "There are no such things as accidents when it comes to love. And there was so much love here."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,902 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Complete
3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward infiltrates Bella's vampire club. He tells her THE TRUTH-but she doesn't believe him. Silly, silly girl. Vamp. Pr0ny humor. Very pr0ny. Written for the Twi Kink Meme.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,051 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
May and His December by Oxymoronic8 reviews
Years ago, Alice had a vision: Edward would find a mate at Christmas. After decades of trying to dissuade his meddling family by bringing home the vilest girls he can find, Edward happens upon a bitter old woman & awakens to what could've been.AU;OOC;O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cowboys Have Fangs, Too by Pastiche Pen reviews
When you’re a Cullen, you’re supposed to be a nice vampire. You’re not supposed to want to kill librarians—or drink the drill team—or have a map of scars. And you're certainly not supposed to want to exsanguinate Edward's human. Aw, hell. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind by Coquettishness reviews
Written for the Fandom Gives Back charity auction. After Bella is turned into a vampire, her perfect marriage to Edward falls apart. But as time passes, their eyes begin to clear and their paths realign. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Epitaph for an Empty Grave by Struck Upon a Star reviews
Rosalie Lillian Hale. Born: 10 October, 1915. Died: Unknown. Beloved daughter, devoted sister, cherished friend. 'Non lugenda est mors quam consequitur immortalitas.' Canon, post-Breaking Dawn. Rated M for mature themes. Detailed warning inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,188 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Modern Medusa by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Do you know what it’s like to be adored by everyone you meet? Do you know what it’s like to get anything you want, whenever you want? To make people do anything you want them to do and make it think it’s their own idea? I do." Les Femmes Noires entry. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Because You're Mine by camoozle reviews
Bitter Bella's life changes when she meets intriguing twins Edward and Alice. But when Alice diappears, Bella suspects foul play, bringing on a whole new meaning to the term sibling rivalry. Written for the Whodunit Murder Mystery Contest. AH/AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,032 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cotton Dawn Longing by vixen1836 reviews
In the early hours of dawn, a husband finally returns to his newly-wed wife. After two weeks of longing, only cotton separates them now. Prompted one-shot written to celebrate Ninapolitan's birthday. Happy Birthday, Nina! E/B. AH/AU. RATED M. BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5573 - Favs: 5,135 - Follows: 4,522 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beneath the Silent Moon by brighterthansunshine28 reviews
I’d never wanted anything or anyone as thoroughly or desperately as I wanted Bella. I wanted her to be mine. I wanted to possess her utterly. I wanted her to bear my name and my children and to be my wife. Submission for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Alone Together by Stretch reviews
Women enter his life and pass through like ghosts, leaving shambles in their wake.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 8,985 - Follows: 2,534 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Boredom In Biology by whitereflections12 reviews
Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 7,483 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. "We were working up to this. It was still too much for me; the venom would drop like mother’s milk and I’d have to pull away, away from her. And our wedding was only a week from now." ECBS one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Brahms Lullaby by Unproper Grammar reviews
['Do you ever think of...what might have been if we had been human, Edward'] After a run in with a toddler at a grocery store, Edward and Bella discuss what their family could have been like, had they both been human. [ExB, Vamp!Bella]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Angel Ren reviews
Edward mentioned more than once how pleasant Bella's warmth was. Bella began to wonder if a warm bath would feel the same. With a little help from Alice, Bella makes a plan to find out, and rattle the unshakeable Edward Cullen, too. Oneshot. Pure Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,855 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete